FabSwingers.com forum: Insult the poster above

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's hump day and Mr is stuck working, so I'm stuck home alone. Try to be witty while you're being evil.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go choke on a dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go choke on a dick

You know nothing

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Go choke on a dick

You know nothing "

Lank locks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go choke on a dick

You know nothing

Lank locks!

Takes some threads WAY too seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go choke on a dick

You know nothing

Lank locks!

I've seen friskier donkeys

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go choke on a dick

You know nothing

Lank locks!

Takes some threads WAY too seriously.

Call that a rant !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Go choke on a dick

You know nothing

Lank locks!

Takes some threads WAY too seriously.

Call that a rant ! "

Call that cleavage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go choke on a dick

You know nothing

Lank locks!

Takes some threads WAY too seriously.

Call that a rant !

Call that cleavage?

I've seen friskier corpses

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the forums armpits

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the forums armpits

You're how old?!

I never knew it was your birthday...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the forums armpits

Happy birthday Colgate.

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By *teveoabcMan
over a year ago

banbury

I've seen more action in a tramps vest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the forums armpits

You're how old?!

I never knew it was your birthday...

So old even we couldn't get a fire permit for the amount of candles needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've seen more action in a tramps vest"

You're a tramp. That's how you know...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know not how rant. You can't rant if you tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 29/06/16 20:03:26]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know not how rant. You can't rant if you tried

Grammar check.

Soz

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You know not how rant. You can't rant if you tried

Grammar check.

Soz

Is that hair all your own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know not how rant. You can't rant if you tried

Grammar check.

Soz

Heartless Bin Killer!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Die you fuggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Die you fuggers!"

You're the kind of guy who's always 2 people short of a threesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for anal sex, I can tell you I don't have any inclination . But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you stop staring at my cock and arsehole , that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

You have a pussy like a yawning donkey

And not to leave the other half out

Is that your cock or a second belly button

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dombiker?

Riding a Raleigh Budgie and stabilisers.

BOO!

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

My cock is so big I have to ride a woman's bicycle ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cock is so big I have to ride a woman's bicycle ha ha"
it's not an insult yourself thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your one shit tv news reporter

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Not good enough to be Woy hodgson

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Your one shit tv news reporter

Barfly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your one shit tv news reporter

Barfly!"

I don't want to. Can we hug it out instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your one shit tv news reporter

Barfly!

I don't want to. Can we hug it out instead?

Ah, man up and insult the woman you big old pussy!

(p.s. that was my insult to you just for clarity like

)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock"

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Your one shit tv news reporter

Barfly!

I don't want to. Can we hug it out instead?

Haha, he's a lover not a fighter.....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

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Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

Rant peddlar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

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Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

Granddad we love the new photos, we will pick you up from the home at 8am sharp on Sunday

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

)

Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

Rant peddlar!"

Frisky mare ... you mean Randy Nag don't you?

(Sorry, the thread made me do it, I don't mean it honestly)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

)

Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

Rant peddlar!

Frisky mare ... you mean Randy Nag don't you?

(Sorry, the thread made me do it, I don't mean it honestly)"

I do always want more it has to be said!!

.....but shurrup you shapeless skinny bint!!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

)

Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

Rant peddlar!

Frisky mare ... you mean Randy Nag don't you?

(Sorry, the thread made me do it, I don't mean it honestly)

I do always want more it has to be said!!

.....but shurrup you shapeless skinny bint!!

Phew ... was anticipating a bitch slap

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

)

Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

Rant peddlar!

Frisky mare ... you mean Randy Nag don't you?

(Sorry, the thread made me do it, I don't mean it honestly)

I do always want more it has to be said!!

.....but shurrup you shapeless skinny bint!!

Phew ... was anticipating a bitch slap

You callin' me a bitch bitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr Droopy McLimp Cock

Oh you naughty scamp, you!

(Must work harder on my insults

)

Profile name spelt incorrectly, poor use of punctuation.

Should read; "Dan. Berk."

Rant peddlar!

Frisky mare ... you mean Randy Nag don't you?

(Sorry, the thread made me do it, I don't mean it honestly)

I do always want more it has to be said!!

.....but shurrup you shapeless skinny bint!!

Phew ... was anticipating a bitch slap

You callin' me a bitch bitch?

If she wasn't, I am. Bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have smelly feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have smelly feet

Your knitting needles are blunt.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"You have smelly feet

You don't even have feet, you're a flipping seal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother was a hamster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have smelly feet

Your knitting needles are blunt."

So are yours. Except it's Cockney rhyming slang - your needles are blunt : you're a c**t!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have smelly feet

You don't even have feet, you're a flipping seal"

Says the fish that's the seal's dinner

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"You have smelly feet

Your knitting needles are blunt.

So are yours. Except it's Cockney rhyming slang - your needles are blunt : you're a c**t!

Tits face

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyebrows don't match

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Your eyebrows don't match "

Well ... you smell

MrsSB

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Spanish Brunette - is planning to run for the Tory party leadership

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tina Titz has a t suit.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Spanish Brunette - is planning to run for the Tory party leadership

You just crossed the line missy

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spanish Brunette - is planning to run for the Tory party leadership

You just crossed the line missy

MrsSB

Is really a man called Nigel who teaches Geography to foreign students

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

"Spanish Brunette - is planning to run for the Tory party leadership

You just crossed the line missy

MrsSB

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Looks like you can't cook!! lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Not an insult as such, more of an observation...

That's pushing the definition of 'athletic'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not an insult as such, more of an observation...

That's pushing the definition of 'athletic'

You're so cute

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Mad as a March Hare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lives in Hove

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Lives in Hove

Lives in la-la land!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lives in Hove

Lives in la-la land!!

Can't ride horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lives in Hove

Lives in la-la land!!

Can't map read so don't know where La La Land even is ??

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Lives in Hove

Lives in la-la land!!

Can't ride horses

is really into crochet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot how to wank!

mr j

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Lives in Hove

Lives in la-la land!!

Can't map read so don't know where La La Land even is ??"

Ooh, ooh I so can, and parallel park in nanoseconds!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Oi..Not worth a carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no mates xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

JsNorthEast - once played snap against himself and lost, twice.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I wish I was as smart as you think you are

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I wish I was as smart as you think you are

You are straight

MrsSB

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Boris!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Boris!"

That's horrible thing to say.

You are a man

MrsSB

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I wish I was as smart as you think you are

You are straight

MrsSB

Funnily enough, a few people have *refused* to believe me when I told them I was bi. Ok, wotevva!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Boris!"

Too slow

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

If he's too miserable celebrate his birthday. What's he like at Christmas

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

Et tu, Gove?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

If he's too miserable celebrate his birthday. What's he like at Christmas

Is it Christmas today? No then go feck yersel'

Stomps off

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

Et tu, Gove?

Who are you calling fish lips Gideon

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

What a stupid fucking post....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a stupid fucking post...."

With a comment like that no wonder you have nothing to do tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your all bloody nutters lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bubububugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your top is too tight

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Fuck off you stuttering cunt!

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby

Shit..someone snuck in.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

Et tu, Gove?

Who are you calling fish lips Gideon

Farage

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

Et tu, Gove?

Who are you calling fish lips Gideon

Farage

Jeremy

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Never used toothpaste

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Boris!

Too slow

Nadine Dorries

Et tu, Gove?

Who are you calling fish lips Gideon

Farage

Jeremy "

Elagabalus

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries "

You have a bad ass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries

You have a bad ass!"

Your dick smells of cheese

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Your lips smell of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries

You have a bad ass!

Your dick smells of cheese

You took it too far

. Your lemons are rotten!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries

You have a bad ass!

Your dick smells of cheese

You took it too far

. Your lemons are rotten! "

Suck it up buttercup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt like elderberries

You have a bad ass!

Your dick smells of cheese

You took it too far

. Your lemons are rotten!

Suck it up buttercup

Isn't really a tease.

And wears a false arse.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

You have a gift for sex - usually money

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

May you drown in crocodile tears and elephant snot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a gift for sex - usually money"

Couldn't score in a brothel with a £50 note wrapped around his cock.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got refused entry to the same knocking shop for licking the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got refused entry to the same knocking shop for licking the window

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No need to insult Mason - he's already insulted himself.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No need to insult Mason - he's already insulted himself.

Flat-chested timewaster!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"No need to insult Mason - he's already insulted himself.

Flat-chested timewaster!"

FriskyMare? a dream to some, a nightmare to others!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to insult Mason - he's already insulted himself.

Flat-chested timewaster!

FriskyMare? a dream to some, a nightmare to others!

cant insult tina soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to insult Mason - he's already insulted himself.

Flat-chested timewaster!

FriskyMare? a dream to some, a nightmare to others!

cant insult tina soz

Rubbish at firing ping pong balls into plant pots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to insult Mason - he's already insulted himself.

Flat-chested timewaster!

FriskyMare? a dream to some, a nightmare to others!

cant insult tina soz

Rubbish at firing ping pong balls into plant pots

and you know this how ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No need to insult Mason - he's already insulted himself.

Flat-chested timewaster!

FriskyMare? a dream to some, a nightmare to others!

cant insult tina soz

Rubbish at firing ping pong balls into plant pots

and you know this how ?"

Sorry, can'ylt insult her. She looks lovely ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You. You sod grrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to badbreath1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shorty

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Shorty

You can't knit

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shorty

You can't knit

MrsSB

Your Paella sucks

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Shorty

You can't knit

MrsSB

Your Paella sucks

I'm reporting you to admin. That's crossing the line.

Next you will say your paella is better than mine

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shorty

You can't knit

MrsSB

Your Paella sucks

I'm reporting you to admin. That's crossing the line.

Next you will say your paella is better than mine

MrsSB

Your Sangria sucks too

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

You look like a girl ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shorty

You can't knit

MrsSB

Your Paella sucks

I'm reporting you to admin. That's crossing the line.

Next you will say your paella is better than mine

MrsSB

It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like a girl ??

You smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like a girl ??

You smell"

99.99999% of the time Knitter has a most fragrant disposition.

Occasionally she is a potty mouth.

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"You look like a girl ??

You smell"

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

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over a year ago

"You look like a girl ??

You smell

99.99999% of the time Knitter has a most fragrant disposition.

Occasionally she is a potty mouth.

AFTERNOON DAD,,,WONT BE LNG XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your radiator isnt level and no doubt not bled efficiently!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your radiator isnt level and no doubt not bled efficiently!! "

As a come back, you could say....

"Well, your boobs are not level, I'd use your husbands cock to check but that looks bent too"

You could say that! But probably shouldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry.

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

"You look like a girl ??

You smell"

So do you then you were all over me last night probably why I still smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look like a girl ??

You smell

So do you then you were all over me last night probably why I still smell

Well the "Dad" tat matches the dad bod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your radiator isnt level and no doubt not bled efficiently!!

As a come back, you could say....

"Well, your boobs are not level, I'd use your husbands cock to check but that looks bent too"

You could say that! But probably shouldn't.

Oh im sorry.. from the rest of the post i assumed it was pleasantry mocking, not personal, my bad..

In true spirit of the game i should say the olsen twins called and they want their eating disorder back

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

[Removed by poster at 01/07/16 13:02:46]

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

Your tits are way to big for you be hatch xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your radiator isnt level and no doubt not bled efficiently!!

As a come back, you could say....

"Well, your boobs are not level, I'd use your husbands cock to check but that looks bent too"

You could say that! But probably shouldn't.

Oh im sorry.. from the rest of the post i assumed it was pleasantry mocking, not personal, my bad..

In true spirit of the game i should say the olsen twins called and they want their eating disorder back

Haha.

i' m beat!

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

Now walk on you pussy whipped bitch haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You kiss like a goldfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You kiss like a goldfish"

You know you have a spot on your bum knitter

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

fat bum , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now walk on you pussy whipped bitch haha"

*jumps back in.

This is more like it........

"Takes one to know one!!"

(Yeh, that'll teach you!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smell worse than dvr46

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By *ingdong91Man
over a year ago

shropshire

"You smell worse than dvr46"

Aww I knew you liked me really haha, I can't be nasty she's just as smelly

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Trainee apprentice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainee apprentice "

You call that a sombrero?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Trainee apprentice "

Bloody tourist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trainee apprentice

Bloody tourist!

That shirts too big for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make rubbish pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make rubbish pizza"

Look at you trying to act all hard with that whip..but in reality, you're just a softy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/07/16 13:35:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make rubbish pizza"

I'd never wear a jumper you have made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/07/16 13:35:35]"

...doesn't know the difference between 'wear' and 'where'

Muhahaha

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over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/07/16 13:40:52]

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over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 01/07/16 13:35:35]

...doesn't know the difference between 'wear' and 'where'

Muhahaha

Mummys boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy's princess!!

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