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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Threads now have their own forum further down the list. This thread therefore is for jokes , innuendo and silly comments.

Fire away and do your utmost to be silly

Little billy was watching TV in his bedroom. He comes downstairs and asks, "Dad, what's love juice?" His father looks at him horrified and tells him all about sex and why a woman's vagina gets wet. Billy just sits there with his mouth wide open in amazement. His dad asks, "So, what you been watching billy?"

Billy replies, "Wimbledon!"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Balls to that

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

Pmsl........ game, set and match xxxxx Suzi

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I try to keep it topical

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Politics Of Dancing - Re-Flex

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8BBob7o6a4

Yes It's Fucking Political - Skunk Anansie

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcaUer4fuU8

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Parliament

http://youtu.be/J08EA0lKyP8

We've got the funk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?

Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

I got kicked out my local swimming baths this morning for wearing speados...

The s fell off....

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?

Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu. "

Doesn't need to be just jokes on here, anything that raises a giggle.

You can tell lies about me if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to get some posts for the garden yesterday. Was looking for 3m ones, but they had none that were more than 2m. It's made me a bit worried, 'cause the stakes couldn't be higher...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?

Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

Doesn't need to be just jokes on here, anything that raises a giggle.

You can tell lies about me if you like

That Colgate. Top fella!

(Is that any good?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Oops sorry Mr C didn't see your jokes thread when opening mine .. Can they be merged mods?

Any way, I went to the zoo the other day. Only one animal there though, a dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

Doesn't need to be just jokes on here, anything that raises a giggle.

You can tell lies about me if you like

Colgate is really a bifemale. Changed his profile to male. Because of couples looking for unicorns where emailing her all the time. She's a really cute curvy 35 year old girl

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's red and doesn't move??

Jeremy Corbyn

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Dan and SB, you were both supposed to lie

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Dan and SB, you were both supposed to lie"

I can't lie

Im a good girl

MrsSB

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

England football flags for sale

Hardly waved

£1 O.N.O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Bobby Charlton was asked today whether the '66 England side could have beaten Iceland. "Definitely" he replied "1-0".

"Only 1-0?" asked the interviewer

"Well we are in our 70's" said Sir Bobby

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

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Quote of the day

"Frankly if you voted Corbin and feel betrayed that he is a Brexiteer I can only assume that you are shocked by your house number every day"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

House Of Lords - Battle

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMH8Woy4AqI

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

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Can we play where's Boris?

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