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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

He's on my doorstep.

He's so large I had to take a big stretch to step over him.

I think it's all the plant food people add. We're getting genetically modified slugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there are some corkers in my back yard too..

horrible slimy little so and so's

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"He's on my doorstep.

He's so large I had to take a big stretch to step over him.

I think it's all the plant food people add. We're getting genetically modified slugs.

"

Tell him you have rich and powerful friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like salt. xxx

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"there are some corkers in my back yard too..

horrible slimy little so and so's "

I try and feel sorry for them as they are but homeless snails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there are some corkers in my back yard too..

horrible slimy little so and so's

I try and feel sorry for them as they are but homeless snails. "

escapees

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"They like salt. xxx"

The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They like salt. xxx

The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "

Brilliant xxxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"They like salt. xxx

The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not had a harsh enough winter to kill the buggers off.

It's like an invasion in my garden. And I pick them off the plants by hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They like salt. xxx

The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.

I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There are on average 60,000 slugs in every garden

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Many years back I had a partner, who would go out at night with a torch check the garden plants and crush slugs with her fingers

I would not let her touch me until she had scrubbed her hands....and even then

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Many years back I had a partner, who would go out at night with a torch check the garden plants and crush slugs with her fingers

I would not let her touch me until she had scrubbed her hands....and even then "

I don't crush them

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.

I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can. "

It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Many years back I had a partner, who would go out at night with a torch check the garden plants and crush slugs with her fingers

I would not let her touch me until she had scrubbed her hands....and even then "

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Many years back I had a partner, who would go out at night with a torch check the garden plants and crush slugs with her fingers

I would not let her touch me until she had scrubbed her hands....and even then

I don't crush them "

Oh wow!

Top girl

I dare you to put that one on your profile

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Many years back I had a partner, who would go out at night with a torch check the garden plants and crush slugs with her fingers

I would not let her touch me until she had scrubbed her hands....and even then

I don't crush them

Oh wow!

Top girl

I dare you to put that one on your profile "

I catch snails & slugs but I don't crush them you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They like salt. xxx

The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "

I've just had my kitchen painted and found a slug trail winding over one of the walls. It must have come up from a tiny gap between the flooring and the skirting. I put a ring of salt around my house; I won't be pestered by slugs or demons now

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I trod on one in my bare feet the other day slug inbetween your toes is not a nice feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get chickens, they like slugs....

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

invest in some slug eating plants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They like salt. xxx"
and beer

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I trod on one in my bare feet the other day slug inbetween your toes is not a nice feeling "

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Ah it's a tuff one, we get soooo many and they come in the house and to be fair I'm not too keen, but I've had a hedgehog for a very, very long time with hedgehog babies and a mr hedgehog and people have always told me it's because we have slugs( it's the hedgehogs favourite food ) so if we get rid of the slugs the hedgehogs might move home, and we lurve the hedgehogs too much, so slugs it is. Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They like salt. xxx

The first time I was on antidepressants I kept seeing a slug in the kitchen in the middle of the night. My sister thought I was hallucinating.

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up.

I've just had my kitchen painted and found a slug trail winding over one of the walls. It must have come up from a tiny gap between the flooring and the skirting. I put a ring of salt around my house; I won't be pestered by slugs or demons now "
sure it not what the decorator left

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Get chickens, they like slugs...."

Very true. Hedgehogs eat them too, and they are now an endangered species so slugs will get worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a piece of cooked mushroom in my hand that looked very much like a slug. I told my housemate I'd found a slug... then I ate it.

He nearly fainted.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"Many years back I had a partner, who would go out at night with a torch check the garden plants and crush slugs with her fingers

I would not let her touch me until she had scrubbed her hands....and even then

I don't crush them

Oh wow!

Top girl

I dare you to put that one on your profile

I catch snails & slugs but I don't crush them you mean? "

Ignore me, I admire your sensitivity towards them, I often feel guilty if I put salt down...catching spiders is easy and you can release them but catching slugs takes ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up. "

Is that euphemism Lickety?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"

One night I salted my hallucination and left the resultant puddle for her to clean up.

Is that euphemism Lickety? "

Not this time.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Most plant food is salt based, so they'd dislike it.

We're in a mess with them as mild winters kept them active and warm and damp weather till now has been boom time.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.

I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can.

It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.

"
bloody Spanish slugs .. coming over here eating our vegetation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.

I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can.

It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.

"

I'm just trying to get some perspective here, when YOU say huge............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP... I'm imagining a slug the size of a cat.

I never knew slugs can climb pebble dashed walls. But they can.

It was just a tad smaller than a big mouse/small rat. It was HUGE like something you might get in tropical climes.

"

the guys here could use that instead of the remote or lynx can

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