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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thats all.

Sorry

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

That's not like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you just dropped a stitch? Xx

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

You ok sweetcheeks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's not like you

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you reversed into your wheelie bin?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Something vexes thee?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I saw the title and knew exactly who it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mind your language young lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A spoonful of sugar........?

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By *orn_ball11Man
over a year ago

Portrush

Sorry for standing on your toe... what can I do to apologise???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and speak to auntie tiger tell me whats bothering you xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Mind your language young lady. "

Like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt8_HybhM5Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's hit another wellie bin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A spoonful of sugar........?"

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

She's dropped her dinner down her seal outfit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you've just stumped your big toe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that button still not fixed eh knitter xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mind your language young lady.

Like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt8_HybhM5Q"

Joe Fuck is NOT a fucking magical word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm in Miss Knitter... fancy a fuck?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Has the zipper on the seal outfit broke and you need to go the shops ?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Only one bollock?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Did we get lucky? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did we get lucky? Xx"

Sorry Saucy those are ranty angry fucks and not the good kind

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

love you knitter xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

O vecchia she service Narda qui, dont you think?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

She sounds so sexy when she's cross. I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That about sums up my week so far !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I completely agree knitter!

xxx

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Do I need to put on my Scrappy Doo outfit?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Knitter swearing is like finding out Kate Middleton has a vajazzle totally unexpected and a little shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind your language young lady.

Like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt8_HybhM5Q"

Abso-fucking-lutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fucked off but I think I'll go and scream somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I need to put on my Scrappy Doo outfit?"

Yes please or just let me borrow it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knitter swearing is like finding out Kate Middleton has a vajazzle totally unexpected and a little shocking

I actually have no clue what a vajazzle is

for fuck sake

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Do I need to put on my Scrappy Doo outfit?

Yes please or just let me borrow it

I'll bring my spare .... let me at 'em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The filth that comes out of your mouth young lady

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

MrsSB

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I know what will cheer you up .... watching all the political threads disappear from the Lounge as admin move them all to the new politics board

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Did we find out what's wrong yet?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?"

Nope

MrsSB

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?

Nope

MrsSB

Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do

It's like there's a disturbance in the Force

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The filth that comes out of your mouth young lady

Sorry Mr PB but cunty fucking fuck fuck bollocks

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"The filth that comes out of your mouth young lady

Sorry Mr PB but cunty fucking fuck fuck bollocks

Wowsers!! That's a lot of swearing coming from someone so sweet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it COBRA meeting and NOW!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitter swearing is like finding out Kate Middleton has a vajazzle totally unexpected and a little shocking

Actually she does.

Do not ask me how I know this.....

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

*pushes plate of cookies in to room and does runner*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have to check my Nostradamus but I'm pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know what all the fuss is about someone puts a stupid thread on and yous all start replying have you lot not got anything better to do than sit on here and reply to rubbish I mean you won't see me on here just sitting and talking a load of crap I mean I have better things to do I could be in the garden or doing the dishes for our lass come on stop it now and grow up ha ha ha lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?

Nope

MrsSB

Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do

It's like there's a disturbance in the Force

It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?

MrsSB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"The filth that comes out of your mouth young lady

Sorry Mr PB but cunty fucking fuck fuck bollocks

You did *not* just drop the 'c word'

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll have to check my Nostradamus but I'm pretty sure this is one of the harbingers of the apocalypse. "

What have you done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot the

bollickyfuckybolluckfuck

at the end

Are you from N.I by any chance

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Walks into room

A tumble moment!

Hands in pockets, rolls eyes, whistles and walks out

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

For the love of God young lady, we start the day with mmmm kisses and now we've got arghhh and swearing, I only went out for the day, what could possibly have gone wrong whilst I've been out

and as for that language, well don't make me come over there, now i have got you some cookies and i have made them extra special, so calm down and breathe and let's start at the beginning

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?

Nope

MrsSB

Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do

It's like there's a disturbance in the Force

It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?

MrsSB

Have you seen how dark it's got outside?

Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I don't like it, I have an easy feeling - and I'm starting to get scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a look at me thread.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

It's a bury your head under the pillow and hide, the world's about to end thread......

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?

Nope

MrsSB

Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do

It's like there's a disturbance in the Force

It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?

MrsSB

Have you seen how dark it's got outside?

Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......

No Ooooooooooooooooooo

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?

Nope

MrsSB

Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do

It's like there's a disturbance in the Force

It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?

MrsSB

Have you seen how dark it's got outside?

Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......

No Ooooooooooooooooooo

MrsSB

That rumbling you can hear, it's not my stomach calling......

I'm off to the bunker now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what will cheer you up .... watching all the political threads disappear from the Lounge as admin move them all to the new politics board

that would put a smile on few faces in here

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?

Nope

MrsSB

Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do

It's like there's a disturbance in the Force

It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?

MrsSB

Have you seen how dark it's got outside?

Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......

No Ooooooooooooooooooo

MrsSB

That rumbling you can hear, it's not my stomach calling......

I'm off to the bunker now."

You are joking but it's thundering here.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did we find out what's wrong yet?

Nope

MrsSB

Whatever it is I'm not happy about our Knitter feeling fucking fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck bollock, not happy at all. It just won't do

It's like there's a disturbance in the Force

It's very unsettling. I'm actually scared. Is it the end of times?

MrsSB

Have you seen how dark it's got outside?

Doomed, we're all doomed I tells yah.......

No Ooooooooooooooooooo

MrsSB

That rumbling you can hear, it's not my stomach calling......

I'm off to the bunker now.

You are joking but it's thundering here.

MrsSB

I tried to warn youuuuuuuuuuuuu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we close to another Knitter's angry thread again? The last one was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up sausage x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

dont apologise - are you feeling better now xx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Forgiven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still confused

What's happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Forgiven

I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Take that back, you of all people never need to apologise for a sweary outburst, it happens so rarely we can let you off a small one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

dont apologise - are you feeling better now xx"

A little. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Forgiven

Thanks Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Forgiven

I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair."

on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Forgiven

I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair.

on my way "

Hoped that might make you smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Take that back, you of all people never need to apologise for a sweary outburst, it happens so rarely we can let you off a small one

Thanks Miss A

Fooking fook flip flops

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Oops , thought this was a boat naming thread

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"Thats all.

Sorry

Have you been told you're the new England manager.?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Have you been asked to be pm.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Labour leader ?

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Would you like a joke ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks Miss A

Fooking fook flip flops

Knitter, are you trying to use your alloted amount of swear words in one post?

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????

Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's OK, I have chocolate!

I'll throw some at you from a safe distance and offer words of solace

There there dear it'll be ok! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oops , thought this was a boat naming thread

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you like a joke ?"

Ohhhh yes please I love jokes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks Miss A

Fooking fook flip flops

Knitter, are you trying to use your alloted amount of swear words in one post?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????

Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi

Sorry Suzi

can I say cock ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's OK, I have chocolate!

I'll throw some at you from a safe distance and offer words of solace

There there dear it'll be ok! Xx"

**nom nom nom** fank you muchly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oops , thought this was a boat naming thread

This made me lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Thanks Miss A

Fooking fook flip flops

Knitter, are you trying to use your alloted amount of swear words in one post?

I didn't realise there was an allotted amount. Anyone want mine?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Oops , thought this was a boat naming thread

This made me lol

Job done

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????

Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi

Sorry Suzi

can I say cock ?"

On this one occasion I will let you off, must admit I say far worse when annoyed. Hope you feel calmer now hun.

Nowt like a good vent xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats all.

Sorry

I agree,,its how think it should be

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks Miss A

Fooking fook flip flops

Knitter, are you trying to use your alloted amount of swear words in one post?

I didn't realise there was an allotted amount. Anyone want mine?

Im okay Im done now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oops , thought this was a boat naming thread

This made me lol

Job done

Thats twice

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

If someone's deliberately upset you then I hope karma bites them back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that why you are swearing..... have your flip flops flopped ???? I'm right aren't I ??????

Knitter please don't use the ""C"" word..... any word but the ""C"" word xxxxx Suzi

Sorry Suzi

can I say cock ?

On this one occasion I will let you off, must admit I say far worse when annoyed. Hope you feel calmer now hun.

Nowt like a good vent xxxxx Suzi

Feeling all twirly again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thats all.

Sorry

I agree,,its how think it should be"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel your pain

Knitter kisses. Im all better. Do you want to use choice language too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If someone's deliberately upset you then I hope karma bites them back."

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

The night before our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.

I was up first the next morning so I slowly pulled back the covers and

..stuck my cock in her mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The night before our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.

I was up first the next morning so I slowly pulled back the covers and

..stuck my cock in her mouth.

My face just did this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The night before our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex.

I was up first the next morning so I slowly pulled back the covers and

..stuck my cock in her mouth.

adds to the to do list

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Glad too see normal service is resumed young lady, I did give you a talking too earlier on in the thread, let's not be having a repeat of that performance too soon

, now you are back to being a good girl I shall send you extra cookies

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glad too see normal service is resumed young lady, I did give you a talking too earlier on in the thread, let's not be having a repeat of that performance too soon

, now you are back to being a good girl I shall send you extra cookies

Mrs blue eyes

**nom nom nom**

**twirling and a fist pump thrown in for good measure**

Fank you muchly Mrs Blue Eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what will cheer you up .... watching all the political threads disappear from the Lounge as admin move them all to the new politics board

Now that's a wonderful idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a look at me thread.....

Actaully it was more of a vent tbh but I guess look at me I'm a fucking idiot works well in retrospect

Sorry All

Forgiven

I'm not forgiving her until she makes me a cup of tea and strokes my hair.

on my way "

Can you stroke my hair while you're there please.

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