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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be kissed, properly. Deep and passionate.

What do you need right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

breakfast please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spooning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter, dry toast sucks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely cuddle and some cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sudafed and honey & lemon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle and another cuppa. x

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

To get out of bed and get dressed I suppose, but I can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To feel better! I'm loaded with the cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coffee....and bacon...

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

To get my arse out of bed...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"breakfast please "

Always the best way to start the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spooning"

That would be lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butter, dry toast sucks!!"

It does. I'm sorry you've had to go through that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely cuddle and some cake

And tea?

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

I need to get someone else's are in my bed. ..X x

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By *arkyMark44Man
over a year ago

Oswestry

Not to be working on such a nice day on the Rhine in Germany

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sudafed and honey & lemon!"

Oh dear, feel better soon. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cuddle and another cuppa. x"

Both good choices

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To get out of bed and get dressed I suppose, but I can't be bothered"

Don't do it, it's a trap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get my foot out of my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To feel better! I'm loaded with the cold

Feel better soon. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"coffee....and bacon..."

Oooo bacon. Good thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter, dry toast sucks!!

It does. I'm sorry you've had to go through that.

All is not lost. I found apricot jam

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

A brick wall to hit my head against then a lovely warm sunny weekend day so I can go to Kestrels and chill. Please and thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and a cigarette.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To get my arse out of bed..."

It's a trap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to get someone else's are in my bed. ..X x"

Don't we all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Butter, dry toast sucks!!

It does. I'm sorry you've had to go through that.

All is not lost. I found apricot jam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A brick wall to hit my head against then a lovely warm sunny weekend day so I can go to Kestrels and chill. Please and thank you

There's no need for the wall, just the nice day will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need the loo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tea and a cigarette.

So breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mouth round my cock..and a nice wet cunt and arse to lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new job!

Or a bacon sandwich

I'll settle for either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more than just today as a day off - too much to do and just cant be arsed-im sure i will be grateful to myself for offering to do extra shifts by end of next month when it lands in the bank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A mouth round my cock..and a nice wet cunt and arse to lick

Yep i'll go with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motivation. Or cocaine which is kinda the same thing.

Need to get my ass back in the gym, lost far too much definition, but now I've came to Yorkshire the facilities are dire and miles away and it's dented my enthusiasm.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

A cuddle buddy to watch films with in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to come and do my housework as I can't be bothered

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A new job!

Or a bacon sandwich

I'll settle for either"

Good luck in finding either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"more than just today as a day off - too much to do and just cant be arsed-im sure i will be grateful to myself for offering to do extra shifts by end of next month when it lands in the bank "
A week off would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hayfever tablets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Motivation. Or cocaine which is kinda the same thing.

Need to get my ass back in the gym, lost far too much definition, but now I've came to Yorkshire the facilities are dire and miles away and it's dented my enthusiasm. "

Don't think cocaine will help in the gym

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cuddle buddy to watch films with in bed

T'would be nice huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to come and do my housework as I can't be bothered

I'm not volunteering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To feel better and be discharged from hospital.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hayfever tablets

I feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**skips in, giggling**

Pucker up Hatter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To feel better and be discharged from hospital.

Oh dear. I hope you're better soon. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horny lady...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**skips in, giggling**

Pucker up Hatter"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A horny lady..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cure for pink eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horny lady..."

You called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another coffee....it was a late night!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

For the puppy to stop chewing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"**skips in, giggling**

Pucker up Hatter

You know you wanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage after my run..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cure for pink eye

I can't help in the slightest there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another coffee....it was a late night!"

I need more tea

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A hug. Not feeling well today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"**skips in, giggling**

Pucker up Hatter

You know you wanna

You'll make me bluse and yes I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A massage after my run..

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I read that as a message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hug. Not feeling well today

Hugs. Feel better soon. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage after my run..

I read that as a message. "
that'll do too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A massage after my run..

I read that as a message. that'll do too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come and do my housework as I can't be bothered

I'm not volunteering. "

I'll make you a nice cuppa with chcocolate hobnobs

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"A hug. Not feeling well today

is it catching? No...ok then (((((wyrd)))))

Feel better soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A massage after my run..

I read that as a message. that'll do too

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hoping anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss and cuddle would be good .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some haribos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to come and do my housework as I can't be bothered

I'm not volunteering.

I'll make you a nice cuppa with chcocolate hobnobs

Damn. People know my weakness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hug. Not feeling well today

is it catching? No...ok then (((((wyrd)))))

Feel better soon "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kiss and cuddle would be good ."

It really would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motivation. Or cocaine which is kinda the same thing.

Need to get my ass back in the gym, lost far too much definition, but now I've came to Yorkshire the facilities are dire and miles away and it's dented my enthusiasm.

Don't think cocaine will help in the gym

You're probably right :D

Not that I've ever tried in a gym context, I'd imagine it would get me the motivation to actually go but then I'd probably be shit when I got there.

Certainly helped my dissertation research though haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Some haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To get my arse out of bed...

It's a trap "

said in a gargly fishman kind of voice?

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

need back massage ,nice cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man who can actually accomadate at his home if it says that on his profile ... not a guy who then says they can only accomadate on every 5th sunday that has a blue moon and when the wifey has gone to see her sister for ten mins !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a couple of rolls n square sausage.. but trying to be healthy so il have yogurt n fruit instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come and do my housework as I can't be bothered

I'm not volunteering.

I'll make you a nice cuppa with chcocolate hobnobs

Damn. People know my weakness. "

See, I'm bringing you round to the idea aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boiled eggs and toast with salt and black pepper and a rack full of toast swimming in butter and a large mug of tea

brought to me in bed. Oh and a freshly squeezed orange juice with one ice cube

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"need back massage ,nice cuppa

I can do both of those things really well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boiled eggs and toast with salt and black pepper and a rack full of toast swimming in butter and a large mug of tea

brought to me in bed. Oh and a freshly squeezed orange juice with one ice cube

Was just about to say would you settle for a hard willy then i looked at your profile lol!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to come and do my housework as I can't be bothered

I'm not volunteering.

I'll make you a nice cuppa with chcocolate hobnobs

Damn. People know my weakness.

See, I'm bringing you round to the idea aren't I

You are yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id love a couple of rolls n square sausage.. but trying to be healthy so il have yogurt n fruit instead

That healthy thing can be a pain at times.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A man who can actually accomadate at his home if it says that on his profile ... not a guy who then says they can only accomadate on every 5th sunday that has a blue moon and when the wifey has gone to see her sister for ten mins !!!"
Oh well, it's good to have a dream I guess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop loitering on Fab and do some work!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boiled eggs and toast with salt and black pepper and a rack full of toast swimming in butter and a large mug of tea

brought to me in bed. Oh and a freshly squeezed orange juice with one ice cube

You know exactly what you want. I like it.

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

...a king of communication.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stop loitering on Fab and do some work!"

I really should do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop loitering on Fab and do some work!"

I really need you to change your avatar I feel like cookies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More tea,but then I usually do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...a king of communication. "

I can write poetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well the dream is sorted cus now we are going to stick completley with meeting at Chams again. Plus we have each other anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"More tea,but then I usually do

Me too. I thought it was a given for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the dream is sorted cus now we are going to stick completley with meeting at Chams again. Plus we have each other anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A drink of water....that run almost killed me x

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thankfully the puppy has stopped chewing me so off for walkies

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By *ilacWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

"...a king of communication.

I can write poetry

Share some.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"To be kissed, properly. Deep and passionate.

What do you need right now?"

Hi MrT

MrsSB

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I need a male nurse to tend to my every need. Tucked up in bed with tonsillitis & not happy!!

JG x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"To get out of bed and get dressed I suppose, but I can't be bothered"

Can I get in bed with you? I'm free today

MrsSB

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I need a male nurse to tend to my every need. Tucked up in bed with tonsillitis & not happy!!

JG x"

Oh no not good.... I'll be over later x

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"To get my foot out of my mouth

What have you done now?

MrsSB

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A 24/7 lover

And a new horse please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thankfully the puppy has stopped chewing me so off for walkies "

Awww puppy. I'm now just thinking about puppies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A drink of water....that run almost killed me x"

Yeah running is a bad idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To be kissed, properly. Deep and passionate.

What do you need right now?

Hi MrT

MrsSB

Morning xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a male nurse to tend to my every need. Tucked up in bed with tonsillitis & not happy!!

JG x"

Oh dear, feel better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be not in work... preferably banging someone hot!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A 24/7 lover

And a new horse please

High hopes, I like it

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I need someone who can make a few trivial decisions for me so I can stop dawdling on them

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

And MrsSB's boobs

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"And MrsSB's boobs"

Hi there. You can have my boobs. I am bloody fed up of the things.

What do you need help with?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need someone who can make a few trivial decisions for me so I can stop dawdling on them"

Can't help there, I'm quite indecisive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And MrsSB's boobs"

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"And MrsSB's boobs

Hi there. You can have my boobs. I am bloody fed up of the things.

What do you need help with?

MrsSB

Costuming ... particularly hats

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"And MrsSB's boobs

Hi there. You can have my boobs. I am bloody fed up of the things.

What do you need help with?

MrsSB

Costuming ... particularly hats

For....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And MrsSB's boobs

Hi there. You can have my boobs. I am bloody fed up of the things.

What do you need help with?

MrsSB

Costuming ... particularly hats

Hats you say?

How about in this style 10/6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dominant black Couple for my wife and I...still..

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By *orn_ball11Man
over a year ago

Portrush

A Ride... You ever had Ride... you ever had a Ride in a Tractor... lol what did you think I was talking about ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to spend the night in a bed that doesn't contain a 4 year old Tazmanian devil/windmill/limpet kicking 7 shades of shite out of me all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A dominant black Couple for my wife and I...still.."

If you don't have a dream, how are you going to have a dream come true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something that works for sinus problems, I'm tired of feeling like my head is full of cotton wool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to spend the night in a bed that doesn't contain a 4 year old Tazmanian devil/windmill/limpet kicking 7 shades of shite out of me all night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee"

Something attainable

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"And MrsSB's boobs

Hi there. You can have my boobs. I am bloody fed up of the things.

What do you need help with?

MrsSB

Costuming ... particularly hats

For...."

The Steampunk Asylum weekend in Lincoln.

I've done my top hat, just need some feathery additions but can't decide what colour, I even dreamt about it last night.

I also need a more feminine hat but can't decide on the style

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something that works for sinus problems, I'm tired of feeling like my head is full of cotton wool"

Feel better soon. X

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"And MrsSB's boobs

Hi there. You can have my boobs. I am bloody fed up of the things.

What do you need help with?

MrsSB

Costuming ... particularly hats

For....

The Steampunk Asylum weekend in Lincoln.

I've done my top hat, just need some feathery additions but can't decide what colour, I even dreamt about it last night.

I also need a more feminine hat but can't decide on the style

Are you wearing your seal outfit? Gloswingers are going to be mad if you wear it with out them knowing

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage, an orgasm and a coffee in that order

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A massage, an orgasm and a coffee in that order

How about two out of three?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good old fashioned bj would be good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to have a matter with. Feeling bored!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To feel better and be discharged from hospital.

Oh dear. I hope you're better soon. Xx"

Thanks!x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra few hours in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra few hours in bed "

I could do with that too

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"And MrsSB's boobs

Hi there. You can have my boobs. I am bloody fed up of the things.

What do you need help with?

MrsSB

Costuming ... particularly hats

For....

The Steampunk Asylum weekend in Lincoln.

I've done my top hat, just need some feathery additions but can't decide what colour, I even dreamt about it last night.

I also need a more feminine hat but can't decide on the style

Are you wearing your seal outfit? Gloswingers are going to be mad if you wear it with out them knowing

MrsSB

I wouldn't dare, Sabrina would hunt me down and skin me of my beautiful seal pelt

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

A bath and a new brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. payday .. Too much month left at the end of the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extra few hours in bed

I could do with that too"

Would you like to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".. payday .. Too much month left at the end of the money

Just kidding ladies, actually I'm incredibly wealthy, drive a top of the range car and have a really, really expensive watch

(*just remembered how impressed everyone is by the humble-bragging wealth threads*)

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Someone to share this mad journey with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra few hours in bed

I could do with that too

Would you like to be the big spoon or the little spoon? "

little spoon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 more bags of plaster to get these walls finished

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

I need some t.l.c maybe abite of spooning cuddle ..s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To sink my cock inside a nice velvet pussy, and soak up the great pleasure as its soft walls peel back my foreskin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extra few hours in bed

I could do with that too

Would you like to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

little spoon please"

Good answer I am a tight cuddler though don't be fooled by my small size

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"A bath and a new brain "

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extra few hours in bed

I could do with that too

Would you like to be the big spoon or the little spoon?

little spoon please

Good answer I am a tight cuddler though don't be fooled by my small size

I'm perfectly okay with that.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

Is there room for a littl'un

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

I thought I smelled something. Hi Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strepsils and a mug of tea...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

Is there room for a littl'un

Why not? It's a good-sized corner bath with a view of a desert island

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

I thought I smelled something. Hi Joe

That's not what you think you can smell

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

I love a bath

Did you have a great time?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

I love a bath

Did you have a great time?"

At the festival?

It was long and awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

Nice tits

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

Someone to come and spoon with me for a couple of hours.... And a cuppa

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over a year ago

"Someone to come and spoon with me for a couple of hours.... And a cuppa

Im up for that.. if you have any strepsils...and cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone to come and spoon with me for a couple of hours.... And a cuppa

That I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to come and spoon with me for a couple of hours.... And a cuppa

Wish I lived close by so I could do that for you! xx

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Someone to come and spoon with me for a couple of hours.... And a cuppa

Im up for that.. if you have any strepsils...and cake.

Saffron cake? Does that count and a shed load of calpol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep.

A coffin, preferably star shaped!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Sleep.

A coffin, preferably star shaped!

Or a super king sized bed

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

A nice soothing cup of tea. Preferably with cake or biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conversation!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep.

A coffin, preferably star shaped!

Or a super king sized bed

Yeah to fit more people on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bath and a new brain

I bet you're kicking out a right pong. At least you can walk home

Rubbish! I had two baths and a shower whilst at Glastonbury, and I was home but 11am yesterday and had another shower.

I'm just a fan of baths

I thought I smelled something. Hi Joe

That's not what you think you can smell

cigars?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sleep.

A coffin, preferably star shaped!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"Sleep.

A coffin, preferably star shaped!

Or a super king sized bed

Yeah to fit more people on!

Is that why I have one then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To get out of bed "

Nah

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

4 play and lots of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleep.

A coffin, preferably star shaped!

Or a super king sized bed

Yeah to fit more people on!

Quite possibly!

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