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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bore da chums.

Heavens what a funny few days we have had.

Parts of our beautiful country seem in disarray. Lots of political fall outs , recriminations and finger pointing.

Our leaders seem lost , confused and at times like the captains of rudderless ships.

A sad night for my near neighbours with an exit from the European championship.

So now is the time for us Fabbers to take the lead .rise up and spread the love .

So pooch and I urge you to

Say something calming and nice to the poster above .

Have a brilliant day chums

Taff and Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bore da chums.

Heavens what a funny few days we have had.

Parts of our beautiful country seem in disarray. Lots of political fall outs , recriminations and finger pointing.

Our leaders seem lost , confused and at times like the captains of rudderless ships.

A sad night for my near neighbours with an exit from the European championship.

So now is the time for us Fabbers to take the lead .rise up and spread the love .

So pooch and I urge you to

Say something calming and nice to the poster above .

Have a brilliant day chums

Taff and Pooch

Wales have beaten Belgium in their last three matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's ok Game of Thrones is now over, but you can now watch ladies in short white skirts thrashing about on a grass patch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bore da chums.

Heavens what a funny few days we have had.

Parts of our beautiful country seem in disarray. Lots of political fall outs , recriminations and finger pointing.

Our leaders seem lost , confused and at times like the captains of rudderless ships.

A sad night for my near neighbours with an exit from the European championship.

So now is the time for us Fabbers to take the lead .rise up and spread the love .

So pooch and I urge you to

Say something calming and nice to the poster above .

Have a brilliant day chums

Taff and Pooch

Wales have beaten Belgium in their last three matches

Played four drawn two lost one win one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's ok Game of Thrones is now over, but you can now watch ladies in short white skirts thrashing about on a grass patch.

Its going to be a sunny weekend, fi gets crossed and wow amazing pictures young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meatballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sings* Twinkle twinkle little star,how I wonder what you are

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

*sings* soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

And think of beaches and sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sings* soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

And think of beaches and sunshine "

Think of a sensual back massage with warm fragranced oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sings* soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

And think of beaches and sunshine

Think of a sensual back massage with warm fragranced oil

A nice candlelit dinner, on the beach, the sun slowly setting and the sound of the ocean in the background...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"*sings* soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

And think of beaches and sunshine

Think of a sensual back massage with warm fragranced oil

Warm boobie hugs followed by freshly made cake.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 28/06/16 08:30:41]"

Tea and a nap?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"[Removed by poster at 28/06/16 08:30:41]"

Road trip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 28/06/16 08:30:41]

Road trip

What a wonderful helmet

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"[Removed by poster at 28/06/16 08:30:41]

Road trip

Through the Alps in spring

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"[Removed by poster at 28/06/16 08:30:41]

Road trip

Through the Alps in spring"

Sounds like a plan. Back seats going spare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Road trip

Through the Alps in spring

Sounds like a plan. Back seats going spare

bladey stay cool - not long til september and we might meet at alton towers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**twirls in sprinkling fairy dust and blowing kisses**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm offering strawberies, cream and pimms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh or I could say "New Balls Please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh or I could say "New Balls Please"

It's two for one at specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh or I could say "New Balls Please"

It's two for one at specsavers

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Oh or I could say "New Balls Please"

It's two for one at specsavers

You are desirable

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Joins Brightonsteve harmonising "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball off fur"

Knew we would be good together

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Joins Brightonsteve harmonising "soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball off fur"

Knew we would be good together

Nice new camper

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"[Removed by poster at 28/06/16 08:30:41]

Road trip

Through the Alps in spring

Sounds like a plan. Back seats going spare

bladey stay cool - not long til september and we might meet at alton towers

My birthday in September to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

amazing tits and great looking pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"amazing tits and great looking pussy

Your bathroom looks spotless x

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By *ilvercharmCouple
over a year ago

Our gate

New shoeeeeeesssssss

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

The lovely afterglow of weeing yourself in the sea, when you are wearing a wet suit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calm the fuck down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Calm the fuck down.

Because Enya's calming... right?

Enya - Orinoco Flow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ8KK8u9dN8

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Calm the fuck down.

butterflies and rainbows...change, into something beautiful today x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Progress is impossible without change,

and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Progress is impossible without change,

and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

I like that quote

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Progress is impossible without change,

and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.

I like that quote "

ello gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lay the knife on the floor. Step away. Let's not do anything we might not live to regret.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Lay the knife on the floor. Step away. Let's not do anything we might not live to regret.

"
hahaha heres a teddy, give it a hug, you'll feel much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's all go down the Winchester, have a pint and wait for this all to blow over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your bum for love bites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep breath.

Count to three.

Run like fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur..."

Absolutely stunning pics of you both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your legs are amazing"

Thank you

Now go to my room and think about what's going to be done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take a puff on this mon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice guns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice guns

Amazing bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

Absolutely stunning pics of you both

You'll make us blush!

Yours look a bit of alright too

200 miles away....humph! *sulks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perfect bottom

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

Absolutely stunning pics of you both

You'll make us blush!

Yours look a bit of alright too

200 miles away....humph! *sulks*"

I would give you a home made meal and cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

Absolutely stunning pics of you both

You'll make us blush!

Yours look a bit of alright too

200 miles away....humph! *sulks*

I would give you a home made meal and cake"

Cake, you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of fur...

Absolutely stunning pics of you both

You'll make us blush!

Yours look a bit of alright too

200 miles away....humph! *sulks*

I would give you a home made meal and cake"

Just the cake will do fine

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Can no-one follow a simple instruction?

It says say something nice and calming to the poster above.

"Something nice and calming to the poster above."

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

'There there' in the style of Dr Sheldon Cooper, accompanied by a light pat on the shoulder.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Can no-one follow a simple instruction?

It says say something nice and calming to the poster above.

"Something nice and calming to the poster above."

*breezes in, sits on queridos lap, gives him a kiss on the cheek and skips out*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*puts on sounds of the forest*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*puts on sounds of the forest*"

Rest your head on my lap, listen to the sounds whilst I run my fingers through your hair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*puts on sounds of the forest*

Rest your head on my lap, listen to the sounds whilst I run my fingers through your hair...."

That sounds so lovely. Is that just to touch my hair though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*puts on sounds of the forest*

Rest your head on my lap, listen to the sounds whilst I run my fingers through your hair...."

Get me a bucket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

here you go 1 bucket lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hello chums I hope you have all had a jolly calm relaxed day

tea , and cookies for you all

then a cosy Alan Bennet play on DVD

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"hello chums I hope you have all had a jolly calm relaxed day

tea , and cookies for you all

then a cosy Alan Bennet play on DVD

Kisses pooch on the cheek and tickles taff on the tummy.....oh hang on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hello chums I hope you have all had a jolly calm relaxed day

tea , and cookies for you all

then a cosy Alan Bennet play on DVD

Kisses pooch on the cheek and tickles taff on the tummy.....oh hang on

Ben and Jerry's is on offer at Tescos

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Can no-one follow a simple instruction?

It says say something nice and calming to the poster above.

"Something nice and calming to the poster above."

*breezes in, sits on queridos lap, gives him a kiss on the cheek and skips out*"

Only wish she could've stayed on my lap a little longer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How about a nice Victoria sponge and a few episodes of last of the summer wine

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A bottle of Prosecco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice hat

Beautiful lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice hat

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nice legs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nice hat

Beautiful lady

"
I love ladies in black stockings eating strawberries xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice hat

Beautiful lady

I love ladies in black stockings eating strawberries xx"

You don't need calming if your listening to Pink Floyd, great taste in music

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexy arse

Nice everything

Mesmerising eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twicethelust - your eyes are very sultry. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Sexy everything I should have said

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Sexy arse

Nice everything

Mesmerising eyes

Lovely chap

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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Sexy everything I should have said

Colchester is nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Sexy everything I should have said

Colchester is nice."

You can play with my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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Sexy everything I should have said

Colchester is nice.

You can play with my hair

The Hatter is the finest of fellows and spreads good humour and calm wherever he visits.....

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Short back and polish, sir?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Short back and polish, sir?

There isn't enough room on this thread

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

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Sexy everything I should have said

Colchester is nice."

That was shit, I realise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Short back and polish, sir?

Just a little of the top please.

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Slinky Markoh slinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A jolly sunny wander on a welsh hill side with pooch

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"A jolly sunny wander on a welsh hill side with pooch

Can I pet you and Pooch together?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes. "

Chuckle and dam fine for me roses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes.

Chuckle and dam fine for me roses

With taffs threads that he posts all lovely and fluffy...anyone else reckon his voice is like Bob Ross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes.

Chuckle and dam fine for me roses

With taffs threads that he posts all lovely and fluffy...anyone else reckon his voice is like Bob Ross

Happy little trees

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes.

Chuckle and dam fine for me roses

With taffs threads that he posts all lovely and fluffy...anyone else reckon his voice is like Bob Ross

Just off to google bob ross

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Very Andy Warhol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes.

Chuckle and dam fine for me roses

With taffs threads that he posts all lovely and fluffy...anyone else reckon his voice is like Bob Ross

Just off to google bob ross

What!??!? Taff I'm shocked! Please watch a few of his paintings on YouTube, I can sit and watch him for hours. Everything about him is chilled and soothing.

And he's got better hair than the hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bore da chums.

Heavens what a funny few days we have had.

Parts of our beautiful country seem in disarray. Lots of political fall outs , recriminations and finger pointing.

Our leaders seem lost , confused and at times like the captains of rudderless ships.

A sad night for my near neighbours with an exit from the European championship.

So now is the time for us Fabbers to take the lead .rise up and spread the love .

So pooch and I urge you to

Say something calming and nice to the poster above .

Have a brilliant day chums

Taff and Pooch

Wales have beaten Belgium in their last three matches

What wonderful thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes.

Chuckle and dam fine for me roses

With taffs threads that he posts all lovely and fluffy...anyone else reckon his voice is like Bob Ross

Just off to google bob ross

What!??!? Taff I'm shocked! Please watch a few of his paintings on YouTube, I can sit and watch him for hours. Everything about him is chilled and soothing.

And he's got better hair than the hatter

Woah woah woah, let's not say things in the heat of the moment that we don't mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of decaf tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumber sandwiches, with strawberries and cream, and a glass of pimms.

Can I say " New Balls Please "now?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"And he's got better hair than the hatter

Woah woah woah, let's not say things in the heat of the moment that we don't mean.

I don't think that's even possible is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't worry, Taff, if you tread in some sheep shit. It's only grass and enzymes.

Chuckle and dam fine for me roses

With taffs threads that he posts all lovely and fluffy...anyone else reckon his voice is like Bob Ross

Just off to google bob ross

What!??!? Taff I'm shocked! Please watch a few of his paintings on YouTube, I can sit and watch him for hours. Everything about him is chilled and soothing.

And he's got better hair than the hatter

Woah woah woah, let's not say things in the heat of the moment that we don't mean.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, nope, I got nuthin'

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

This lady has the best hanging baskets in her town...they are a orgy of colour

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"This lady has the best hanging baskets in her town...they are a orgy of colour"

Don't kill Bill , buy him a coffee and talk about it

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

Don't panic, the M6 link road will soon be open.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Don't panic, the M6 link road will soon be open.

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