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Vacancy for one of the Posse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm

...applicants must be able to cackle

...has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.

...to go about her everyday business as a hag

£50k pro rata

Don't all rush off on your brooms.

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

what a shame ..i applied for this one yesterday

The Jobcentre is advertising for someone to host a TV porn channel.

The successful candidate, who must be over 18, will be required to work “semi nude” and talk dirty to strangers. They will work three days a week from 9pm till 5am, and earn up to £220 per shift.

The advert for the London-based position of Adult TV Channel Presenter on the Jobcentre Plus website states: “Duties involve explicit sexual dialogue which may cause embarrassment to some.

chuckle ( not cackle ) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

£220, you have been selling yourself short on the forums, especially as you now know how much you can make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mfao nice one biplus LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8138665.stm

...applicants must be able to cackle

...has to live in the site's caves, is expected to teach witchcraft and magic.

...to go about her everyday business as a hag

£50k pro rata

Don't all rush off on your brooms. "

i was alright with this until you mentioned the word hag....so am off to put eye of newt and leg of toad and other concoctions into my cauldron. you may find you wake up with a penis the size of a newt, but dont worry the spell will eventually work and give you a normal size donger that you wont ever feel the need to be embarassed about. you see we witches are only trying to help you.

anyhow this witch is going off cackling as she removes the pins out of the scrotum of the efigy she has of u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

not sure about the size of the newt, but it has been wet a slippy a few times.

Will keep an eye out for the pins and needles in my scrotum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you may find you wake up with a penis the size of a newt, "

wow, you can enlarge my penis ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

for 50k pa not bad if you can get it and im only 20 mins from place lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know someone that is on babestation on sky and earns good money

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