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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Why should the FA hire you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have no game plan or tactics to offer but I'm a nice person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am Welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel farage talks a good game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I have Sir Bobby Robson's autograph

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I've played Football Manager once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I have Sir Bobby Robson's autograph

I met him he was a jolly lovely chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I like to play with balls (Mrs)

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

My plan:

ball

kick

goal

will that get me on the shortlist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I have Sir Bobby Robson's autograph

I met him he was a jolly lovely chap

one of the finest

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Me because no transvestite has ever failed as a manager

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Me because no transvestite has ever failed as a manager

Not that we know of

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Me because no transvestite has ever failed as a manager

Not that we know of

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Very true lol

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why should the FA hire you?"

This is easy;

My strategy, I don't think this has been done before.....

Pick players who have been playing regularly all season.

Don't pick players who have injured for most of the season.

Pick players who are in form.

Play the players you picked in their natural position.

Tell the players you picked to only pass the ball to other players wearing the same shirt as you.

Revolutionary I know.....

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I've played Football Manager once "

once!!! i got dagenham and redbridge to win the champions league.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should pick david cameron because hes out of work and used to making a balls up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've played Football Manager once

once!!! i got dagenham and redbridge to win the champions league....."
Respect

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I have a plan.

I will take the exact same team out for the world cup qualifiers. Play the first half of the first game, come in at half time, switch on the telly, watch the first half dissection by the pundits, implement all their ideas, go back out and see what happens. Listen to post match dissection and bring in different players for all the pundits who'd like to see so and so here or such and such there. Go out for next match, rinse and repeat until i'm being showered by isotonic lucozade, tightly clutching the world cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've played Football Manager once "

Completed it, mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because on football manager I took a team from Blue Square South all the way up the championship in consecutive seasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive won the champions league, 3 years running with cardiff City. (Football manager)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I'm foreign and the English system simply doesn't work. Need to be bold and brave

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That's what the FA should do, have a Football Manager competition.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stephen Hawkins...........he is more mobile than the England strikers

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By *orn_ball11Man
over a year ago

Portrush

Would it of happened if we where in EU LoL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my dog. . they always do well on Britain's got talent, it would appear there was no talent on the pitch tonight..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strategy would be that England should score more goals whilst not letting their opponents get any.

You can't argue with that. It's a cast iron guarantee of international success.

I can start next week. Do I get an hour or half an hour for lunch break?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive won the champions league, 3 years running with cardiff City. (Football manager)

Bollocks - you saved and restarted games didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why should the FA hire you?

This is easy;

My strategy, I don't think this has been done before.....

Pick players who have been playing regularly all season.

Don't pick players who have injured for most of the season.

Pick players who are in form.

Play the players you picked in their natural position.

Tell the players you picked to only pass the ball to other players wearing the same shirt as you.

Revolutionary I know.....

Oh, add in a bit of tactical maturity. For example, when playing a team who keep 11 men behind the ball in their own third of the pitch, don't try and get behind them by lobbing high balls out of defence, up to your two strikers, who are obviously surrounded by 10 outfield players of the other team.

It won't work.

It's never worked.

Dear England, please try something new......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only balls i know about are made of meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick me, I know Rooney isn't the answer. Every time he's on the ball the commentator screams his name excitedly, we all know he's going to give it away

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

In my 31 years of playing football manager I've brought Kingston fc from non league to European football and won the premier league 5 times and the eufa cup twice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sack the lot of them and get a team of under 15's in as at least they would try a bit harder

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Me please, I understand the off side rule and would join them in the communal bath afterwards if they won - might even invite some ladies from here to join in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me please, I understand the off side rule and would join them in the communal bath afterwards if they won - might even invite some ladies from here to join in x"

When can you start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no I don't want the job,,they just don't have the players

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely, the England team were just following the democratic wishes of the English people and leaving Europe?

We should not be surprised should we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because i fuck things up quite easily and would like paying a substantial amount for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A young manager, with some passion, somebody like Gary Neville

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