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The England team Verification special

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Write Woy and the lads a verification in the style of Fab.

Disappointed was ready, waiting and up for it a complete no show, consider yourselves blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Utter pish couldnt score in a brothel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No heart, no desire, no urgency....well beaten....and they thought they had it won, in the first 4 minutes! Iceland beat them by sitting high and not deep in defence, as expected. Engerland didn't have a plan to deal with that. Why only bring Rashford on for last few minutes?....the kid is fast and fearless....have the balls to give him the chance. Joe Hart......keep flogging shampoo!!

Embarassing way to go out, in comparison to Ireland and N Ireland. Can't wait to see the footage of the riots later tonight....certainty the England fans will add to the shame.

Oh sorry....verif would read

"Biggest group of timewasters going...totally wasted 90 minutes of my life....the promise of 11 big dicks wasn't as good as it sounded"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete bunch of timewasters, don't bother

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Played with this team for 90 minutes but it was a disappointing finish. Lots of action but no result

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Verification would read, "all talk, but sadly only one rose to the occasion - with a little help. The rest failed to perform. I was left frustrated and had to resort to my rabbit. Definitely pass these by and not worthy of any respect. Will not be meeting again anytime soon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met England tonight,,promised plenty upfront but sadly lacked at the back,,plenty dribbling but no penetration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasted for ages lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

these are so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say 'Any holes a Goal'; sadly for these lads all I got was a no-score draw after extra time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was invited to watch some group play and a gangbang. Those boys were fucked all night and wanted more. The lad at the back was not good with balls and they were a little hesitant about close proximity. When it came to shooting well I was amazed. Well worth the trip to see them. Do pass them by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I expected much more from this posh bird. All talk and no tits at the end of the day

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Nothing remotely like their profile..

They promised they would be dom but were definitely sub...

I always try and be fair in giving veri's but in this case I have to say 'they couldn't score in a piss up in a brothel''

Kiss, Fuck, Avoid!''

Avoid with knobs on!!

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

All gong and no dinner

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

11 men turned up on time, clean and smelling nice, but this euro gang bang turned into an epic gang flop - so bad they couldn't even play with themselves tonight, I think someone put bromide in their tea!

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

So much was promised at the pre-play social, but sadly, despite agreeing to meet on four subsequent occasions over the last couple of weeks, they proved to be a bunch of timewasters, with the exception of the second meet when they left it to the last minute to show up, and even then it was all over before it had really got going. I'd give them another two years before meeting them and even then don't have high expectations.

Mr G

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

When I was told they were a shower of shit I thought my fetish for poo was going to be satisfied, instead I was made to watch a video of 11 wankers. Avoid at all costs

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By *icndaveCouple
over a year ago

Mansfield

Timewasters - don't turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Premature ejaculation .....from the tournament.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Beware ladies -don't get yourself deluded - they're fakes. Blocked !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

left me totally unsatisfied and now he's UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just read what Iceland say,they really enjoyed fucking england

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two Exits of Europe in One Week

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

A big bunch of over paid, prem-a-donna's, lol.

Don't really have a problem with the players, it's more the commentators/press etc, the way the bang on about "England expects" etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with this lot was magnificent. Lasted all day and all night, using up every last drop of their stamina. I hope they had nothing important to do on Monday cos when they left Chams at 7am they all looked totally knackered.

(It the only explanation I can think of for that performance)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Joe hart .. what can I say .. a player of the highest calibre .. one of my goals was to get a notch on my post .. for a boy with big hands and big feet he was a bit of a let down elsewhere.. sensitive and attentive 95% of the time ... don't let this one slip through your fingers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Wayne Rooney .. blocked .. reported ... didn't turn up

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Oh my god, oh my god.

Best 90 minutes EVAH!

I shot a massive load when the second goal went in and I get hard just thinking about it three days later.

Iceland are amazing people - make sure you treat them with respect.

I'm sorry, forgive me - it's just I've had 20/30 years of English mates ripping the p*ss about Wales being rubbish and not being at tournaments.

My phone stayed switch off for hours after Sturridge's last minute winner.

Any time I've given it back when England have bombed yet again, they would say "yeah, but at least we qualified", to which I'd reply....."er, yeah, fair point".

This is the first time in my life the above can't be levelled at me and us.

Please be assured I was generally, pretty much, kinda supporting England. It's just....I mean......Iceland? Iceland??!!!!

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