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Things I have learnt today

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Do not yawn when applying aerosol deodorant.

What have you learnt today?

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I will tell you next year; I'm a slow learner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Starch from a potato stings when it squirts in eye

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I learned not to watch women in the gym and then daydream because when I 'awoke' from my daydream, there she was glaring crossly at me and I blushed.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Not to leave myself alone with a cup of tea and a whole pack of chocolate hobnobs ooh tummy ache Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After some old pictures were shared on FB, I've learnt I look better now than I did at 20! Cringy looking back!

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Buying pectin and sugar seperately is much better value than buying jam sugar.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

That I have even less patience than I thought !

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Starch from a potato stings when it squirts in eye "
. That's not the only thing that's starchy and makes your eye sting Mrs blue eyes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Working with women means it's always bitchy

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I can get in a skirt for age 10 years...I thought it said size 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Starch from a potato stings when it squirts in eye . That's not the only thing that's starchy and makes your eye sting Mrs blue eyes "

Oh really is it? What else squirted in my eye would make it sting then? Enlighten this naive bored girly

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Dont go out in a short tiered dress when its windy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sometimes leaving work with 100 open tasks is a good thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't sneeze when your eating crisps x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Starch from a potato stings when it squirts in eye . That's not the only thing that's starchy and makes your eye sting Mrs blue eyes

Oh really is it? What else squirted in my eye would make it sting then? Enlighten this naive bored girly "
if a bloke shoots over your face and it goes in your eyes freind ended up in hospital having her eyes washed out stings like buggery i got her some swimming googles for the next time

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Starch from a potato stings when it squirts in eye . That's not the only thing that's starchy and makes your eye sting Mrs blue eyes

Oh really is it? What else squirted in my eye would make it sting then? Enlighten this naive bored girly "
. I was talking about starch spray for shirts of course Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working with women means it's always bitchy "

Not where I work it isn't

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I learnt that my shower tray needs re-sealing. Water was cascading down into my boiler cupboard

And I learnt that I can be dragged upstairs by my left tit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After some old pictures were shared on FB, I've learnt I look better now than I did at 20! Cringy looking back! "

You look fucking amazing now, doubt you ever looked bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check where the bus is going before you get on it! Xxx

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Starch from a potato stings when it squirts in eye . That's not the only thing that's starchy and makes your eye sting Mrs blue eyes

Oh really is it? What else squirted in my eye would make it sting then? Enlighten this naive bored girly if a bloke shoots over your face and it goes in your eyes freind ended up in hospital having her eyes washed out stings like buggery i got her some swimming googles for the next time "
. Oh a 'friend ' vodds, hmm Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I say it on here.....?!

I've learnt / accepted that England really arent that good at footie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never eat a sweet at work without actually looking at the packet and seeing what they are

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have learnt that my legs stick to his shoulders if I don't have stockings on

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Never eat a sweet at work without actually looking at the packet and seeing what they are "
. Lol, what were they? Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never eat a sweet at work without actually looking at the packet and seeing what they are . Lol, what were they? Mrs blue eyes "

They were chilli gummi bears and fuck me, they were hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i yawn when i read the word yawn. weird.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Never eat a sweet at work without actually looking at the packet and seeing what they are . Lol, what were they? Mrs blue eyes

They were chilli gummi bears and fuck me, they were hot "
. Ooh I'd like them, a nice glass of milk now then

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier


"Can I say it on here.....?!

I've learnt / accepted that England really arent that good at footie "

But the Iceland team are rather hot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned to always read the instructions first!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I say it on here.....?!

I've learnt / accepted that England really arent that good at footie

But the Iceland team are rather hot!! "

I was thinking that. I feel like a traitor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never eat a sweet at work without actually looking at the packet and seeing what they are . Lol, what were they? Mrs blue eyes

They were chilli gummi bears and fuck me, they were hot . Ooh I'd like them, a nice glass of milk now then "

They were only small but they packed a mean punch

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

That England are really, really shit!!! Our 10 year old has just said to me "I wish I hadn't stayed up late for that"

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