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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well...is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

totally and utterly

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood


"Well...is it?"

Give us a clue....

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

no its puerile

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Well...is it?"

Some of the best things often are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no its puerile "

Thank you for the correction...I appreciate it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well...is it?

Some of the best things often are."

And some of them are shite!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*blows raspberry*

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

You are so angry all the time.....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Well...is it?

Some of the best things often are.

And some of them are shite!"

heeeee heeeeeeee he's talking about bobbie-poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You are so angry all the time..... "

My apologies...I can't remember meeting you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the most endearing thing my late partner did, was to creep up behind pigeons, then stamped on the ground loudly to scare them.

He was doing it when he was in his late 50s! Soooooo cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its all a matter of perspective.

i've been called purile before but all it does is give me a boner

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*blows another raspberry*

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

*presses lips firmly on arm and makes trump noises*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well...is it?"

puerile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well...is it?

puerile "

Been done...read back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

second opinion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"second opinion."

Fascinating it is too!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

penile.....*sniggers*

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"penile.....*sniggers*"

*giggles behind hand*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dragging my bones and a mug of hot chocolate up to bed. xxx

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

must be cause it's past my bedtime

"sticks thumb in mouth and closes eyes"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Anyone got any jelly & icecream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"penile.....*sniggers*"

i'd love to slip into your shoebox but i'm a few inches short of a foot

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Anyone got any jelly & icecream?"
i have ben n jerrys chunky monkey but i never share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How beautifully these posts answer my question!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"How beautifully these posts answer my question!"

What was the question again?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well I've got my teddy and blankie and ready for bed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*sticks tongue out, and blows a raspberry*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How beautifully these posts answer my question!

What was the question again? "

No offence of course, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain everything to you that you don't understand!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pulls femme's pigtails and runs away

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"pulls femme's pigtails and runs away"
eh madam thats foreplay ere in dirtybigbadgirlsville!!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"How beautifully these posts answer my question!

What was the question again?

No offence of course, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain everything to you that you don't understand!"

Awwwwwww that's just not nice!

* Goes off in the huff, sucking his thumb *

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"How beautifully these posts answer my question!

What was the question again?

No offence of course, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain everything to you that you don't understand!

Awwwwwww that's just not nice!

* Goes off in the huff, sucking his thumb * "
yes but darling you flounce so well!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"pulls femme's pigtails and runs awayeh madam thats foreplay ere in dirtybigbadgirlsville!!! "

I'm telling my mum.. you sworeded at me

MUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HER UP THERE SWORED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"How beautifully these posts answer my question!

What was the question again?

No offence of course, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain everything to you that you don't understand!

Awwwwwww that's just not nice!

* Goes off in the huff, sucking his thumb * "

lol, yer thuimb Bri? that wasnae yer party piece last time I seen you x

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"How beautifully these posts answer my question!

What was the question again?

No offence of course, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain everything to you that you don't understand!

Awwwwwww that's just not nice!

* Goes off in the huff, sucking his thumb *

yes but darling you flounce so well!!! "

fanx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"pulls femme's pigtails and runs awayeh madam thats foreplay ere in dirtybigbadgirlsville!!!

I'm telling my mum.. you sworeded at me

MUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HER UP THERE SWORED AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my dads bigger than yours and i is gonna tell im that u pulled my pigtails and he will pull your dads pigtails

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"How beautifully these posts answer my question!

What was the question again?

No offence of course, but I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain everything to you that you don't understand!

Awwwwwww that's just not nice!

* Goes off in the huff, sucking his thumb *

lol, yer thuimb Bri? that wasnae yer party piece last time I seen you x "

shhhh don't tell everyone or they will all be wanting to have a suck!

on second thoughts, shout it from the rooftops, I'm ready and waiting

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well my dad said he won't cos the last time your dad pulled my dad's willy ***giggles***

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well my dad said he won't cos the last time your dad pulled my dad's willy ***giggles***"
my dads willy is bigger than your dads willy..........oooooooh thats sounded wrong lmfao

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"well my dad said he won't cos the last time your dad pulled my dad's willy ***giggles***my dads willy is bigger than your dads willy..........oooooooh thats sounded wrong lmfao "

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"well my dad said he won't cos the last time your dad pulled my dad's willy ***giggles***my dads willy is bigger than your dads willy..........oooooooh thats sounded wrong lmfao

GOTCHA!!!!!!!! "
i was too busy thinking about BB430s thumb

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"well my dad said he won't cos the last time your dad pulled my dad's willy ***giggles***my dads willy is bigger than your dads willy..........oooooooh thats sounded wrong lmfao

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!

i was too busy thinking about BB430s thumb "

most people do at some stage or another

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"well my dad said he won't cos the last time your dad pulled my dad's willy ***giggles***my dads willy is bigger than your dads willy..........oooooooh thats sounded wrong lmfao

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!

i was too busy thinking about BB430s thumb

most people do at some stage or another "

I don't, but then again i've seen it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Whose turn is it to tuck me in & read me a story?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"well my dad said he won't cos the last time your dad pulled my dad's willy ***giggles***my dads willy is bigger than your dads willy..........oooooooh thats sounded wrong lmfao

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!

i was too busy thinking about BB430s thumb

most people do at some stage or another

I don't, but then again i've seen it"

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!"

Well done us then - Gold Stars and Happy Faces all round - Class dismissed

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!

Well done us then - Gold Stars and Happy Faces all round - Class dismissed "
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!

Well done us then - Gold Stars and Happy Faces all round - Class dismissed "

What would really grab my attention is...if you can manage to put a post on this site without a little 'smiley face'...go on try.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

as requested bertie

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!

Well done us then - Gold Stars and Happy Faces all round - Class dismissed

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy "

Remember to go straight home now and no stopping on the way to talk to strange men wanting to show you their puppies!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Come on!...there must be someone on this site that doesn't bore me.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

and now I demand a smiley pic of you!!!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!

Well done us then - Gold Stars and Happy Faces all round - Class dismissed

What would really grab my attention is...if you can manage to put a post on this site without a little 'smiley face'...go on try."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!

Well done us then - Gold Stars and Happy Faces all round - Class dismissed

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Remember to go straight home now and no stopping on the way to talk to strange men wanting to show you their puppies! "
i dont like men with puppies.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"as requested bertie"

Was for bb...I'm sure if he really really tries he'll manage for himself!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

I failed, that's detention for me and 100 lines of "I must try harder in the forums"

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"as requested bertie

Was for bb...I'm sure if he really really tries he'll manage for himself!"

Awww, I didn't know you cared so much about my posts - my tummy is all warm inside now from the luv I am feeling from you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I failed, that's detention for me and 100 lines of "I must try harder in the forums" "

Trust me...you couldn't be more trying (see what I did there?...a little 'wink' and you can say anything)

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Well, if nothing else, the posts have managed to bore the fucking arse off me!

Well done us then - Gold Stars and Happy Faces all round - Class dismissed

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Remember to go straight home now and no stopping on the way to talk to strange men wanting to show you their puppies!

i dont like men with puppies....... "

My mummy also warned me about some that like to show off their etchings too!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I failed, that's detention for me and 100 lines of "I must try harder in the forums" "
ooooooh does that mean i get to dress up as a school mistress and give you a few of the best?*looks over specs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Come on!...there must be someone on this site that doesn't bore me."

Reckon your on the wrong site

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"I failed, that's detention for me and 100 lines of "I must try harder in the forums" ooooooh does that mean i get to dress up as a school mistress and give you a few of the best?*looks over specs* "

You certainly do Miss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Come on!...there must be someone on this site that doesn't bore me.

Reckon your on the wrong site "

Maybe stop trying to think too much eh?...it will make your head hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No...only hurts when reading the inane drivel you write

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

Is it just me or is this all just puerile?

See what I did there everyone? I brought it back to the original question!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

NEEDY, NEEDY, NEEDY...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"NEEDY, NEEDY, NEEDY..."
IRONY ALERT!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please like me everyone...I'll spend all my life in the forums trying to be funny and likeable if you do!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"NEEDY, NEEDY, NEEDY...

IRONY ALERT!!!! "

My mummy doesn't let me near the iron, she says it's burny burny!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"NEEDY, NEEDY, NEEDY...

IRONY ALERT!!!!

My mummy doesn't let me near the iron, she says it's burny burny! "
i have a very nice fisherprice one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I agree with what every woman says in these forums...like me like like me!

Oh I forgot

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"NEEDY, NEEDY, NEEDY...

IRONY ALERT!!!!

My mummy doesn't let me near the iron, she says it's burny burny!

i have a very nice fisherprice one "

can I come around to play at yours then? pleaseeeeeeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NEEDY, NEEDY, NEEDY...

IRONY ALERT!!!!

My mummy doesn't let me near the iron, she says it's burny burny! "

Can you do mine whilst doing your own bb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then i will let you use my fisherprice vac

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Must remember never say anything to upset the ones with eggshell egos...I can't get a ban because I'll cease to exist!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"NEEDY, NEEDY, NEEDY...

IRONY ALERT!!!!

My mummy doesn't let me near the iron, she says it's burny burny!

Can you do mine whilst doing your own bb "

yeah no problem just bring it here anytime

* damn I am even offering to do ladies ironing now to get them to like me *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi bb

Do you keep getting a funny buzz in your ears ?

Summat annoying flying about me thinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And my friend had no money so I paid for her shopping...now everyone tell me how nice I am...YUK

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside


"Then i will let you use my fisherprice vac "

If it's the one with the wee coloured balls that move around when you push it about then you have a deal, I'm a simple soul and am easily amused, you see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/03/11 02:07:16]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gentleman you aint.

so take a hike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A gentleman you aint.

so take a hike "

Grow up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha..........

thats taking the wee wee now.

Thinks its you who should be doing that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Really?...by all means do your best to explain that if you wish...don't worry I won't be offended by anything you have to say...I'm not that insecure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had hoped you may try and express yourself in the more traditional word form. Never mind...nice 'smileys'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's really funny...I'm having a right 'laugh'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You are a really lovely woman 'babe'...wow you did something for a friend and all you asked for in return was to use her humiliation for praise from strangers. A lady you aint...take a hike!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

She had no money everyone...so guess what I did?...aren't a bloody wonderful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

But what was really nice was...I had a lot of men I don't know say really nice things about me (Not because most men on here will have sex with anyone)...so in a way...me using someone I have the nerve to call a friend was ok because I got some meaningless attention I crave

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" "

Now now...you really shouldn't be sending me private messages threatening me. Do you seriously think I give a damn what you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Come on!...there must be someone on this site that doesn't bore me."

Bertie, dear Bertie, I admire your optimism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what was really nice was...I had a lot of men I don't know say really nice things about me (Not because most men on here will have sex with anyone)...so in a way...me using someone I have the nerve to call a friend was ok because I got some meaningless attention I crave "

Ouch!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Ok, did I miss something?

Who upset him, what was said, and how the hell can one person be sooooo ironic?

Answers are to be brief, with bullet points, and any diagrams are to be well annotated, and if you can avoid being purile, that would be a bonus.

Oh, and while we are on the subject of being purile.....

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... (thumbs nose) nah nah na nah nah!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's pissed cos he didn't get his turn at being milk monitor at school yesterday. That extra half pint the milk monitor gets due to kids off sick makes all the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

wheres the love? it certainley is'nt in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what was really nice was...I had a lot of men I don't know say really nice things about me (Not because most men on here will have sex with anyone)...so in a way...me using someone I have the nerve to call a friend was ok because I got some meaningless attention I crave

Ouch!"

That was my reaction, double ouch!

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