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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is it that, if at all possible, you'll really try NOT to do if you can get away with it?

Me? Well for starters there's no way I'm having a 'sit down' visit in a public convenience .. ever! I'd rather struggle in pain for a few hours than have my arse where the great unwashed and questionable public have had their dirty arses before me and where they've pissed all over the seat.

What else?

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"What is it that, if at all possible, you'll really try NOT to do if you can get away with it?

Me? Well for starters there's no way I'm having a 'sit down' visit in a public convenience .. ever! I'd rather struggle in pain for a few hours than have my arse where the great unwashed and questionable public have had their dirty arses before me and where they've pissed all over the seat.

What else?

"

Absolutely with you on that ! I spend many a day walking awkwardly till home time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it that, if at all possible, you'll really try NOT to do if you can get away with it?

Me? Well for starters there's no way I'm having a 'sit down' visit in a public convenience .. ever! I'd rather struggle in pain for a few hours than have my arse where the great unwashed and questionable public have had their dirty arses before me and where they've pissed all over the seat.

What else?

"

yea,,id agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying bakery goods from open baskets...

Not everyone uses tongs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooing in a public toilet or at work !

Always at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate cleaning ovens and cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When needs must! No problem pooing in a public convenience rather than suffer

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Just put a few sheets of bogroll on the seat before ya sit down OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can shit anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prefer home for this - but 12 hour shifts and all that- just too long to wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to go you have to go,

Build a nest of paper or squat and feel the burn

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You lot are full of shit!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

To answer the question... plughole cleaning.

*boaks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no have to be at home for anything more than a pee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well see the thing from another perspective... at least WE keep nutriment longer

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I can shit anywhere. "

Me too....when I've gotta go I've gotta go and I ain't too precious about it

(apart from when sharing a hotel room or somewhere people can hear. I run the tap or wait for the hand dryer to be used )

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Buying bakery goods from open baskets...

Not everyone uses tongs!"

I use tongues

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Anal fisting.....I'd never do that

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Well see the thing from another perspective... at least WE keep nutriment longer "

You'll get collywobbles.

I struggle to drive a car without music on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What else?

I would love to go to Glastonbury but I couldn't stay in a tent for 3 days in a muddy field and using the site toilets,

It would have to be in a campervan or pay for the glamping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What else?

I would love to go to Glastonbury but I couldn't stay in a tent for 3 days in a muddy field and using the site toilets,

It would have to be in a campervan or pay for the glamping

"

I had a static caravan when I went, it was brilliant

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"What is it that, if at all possible, you'll really try NOT to do if you can get away with it?

Me? Well for starters there's no way I'm having a 'sit down' visit in a public convenience .. ever! I'd rather struggle in pain for a few hours than have my arse where the great unwashed and questionable public have had their dirty arses before me and where they've pissed all over the seat.

What else?

"

This is my main 'won't do'

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Watching anything with Jamie Oliver in it.....rather shit in a buiding site portaloo....on the hotest day of the year .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it that, if at all possible, you'll really try NOT to do if you can get away with it?

Me? Well for starters there's no way I'm having a 'sit down' visit in a public convenience .. ever! I'd rather struggle in pain for a few hours than have my arse where the great unwashed and questionable public have had their dirty arses before me and where they've pissed all over the seat.

What else?

This is my main 'won't do' "

I don't use loo at the office I pop next door to a 5 star hotel, they are allways spotless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well see the thing from another perspective... at least WE keep nutriment longer

You'll get collywobbles.

I struggle to drive a car without music on."

Sound like a lovely bunch haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What else?

I would love to go to Glastonbury but I couldn't stay in a tent for 3 days in a muddy field and using the site toilets,

It would have to be in a campervan or pay for the glamping

I had a static caravan when I went, it was brilliant "

How much was that? I'd love to do a festival but hate camping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thing I did when I moved into my new flat was buy a new toilet seat even tho I new it was a woman who lived here before me. Xxx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What else?

I would love to go to Glastonbury but I couldn't stay in a tent for 3 days in a muddy field and using the site toilets,

It would have to be in a campervan or pay for the glamping

"

They have glamping??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buying bakery goods from open baskets...

Not everyone uses tongs!"

And some people let their kids handle the buns/cakes etc and out them back...or even worse...sneeze over them! Pre-packaged or not at all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put a few sheets of bogroll on the seat before ya sit down OP "

You can buy disposable seat covers....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What is it that, if at all possible, you'll really try NOT to do if you can get away with it?

Me? Well for starters there's no way I'm having a 'sit down' visit in a public convenience .. ever! I'd rather struggle in pain for a few hours than have my arse where the great unwashed and questionable public have had their dirty arses before me and where they've pissed all over the seat.

What else?

"

Finances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What else?

I would love to go to Glastonbury but I couldn't stay in a tent for 3 days in a muddy field and using the site toilets,

It would have to be in a campervan or pay for the glamping

They have glamping?? "

Yup, this year they did...can't remember how much it cost, but it was advertised on the radio.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I went to Glastonbury we bought a cheap touring caravan so didn't have to use communal loos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You lot are full of shit! "

Agree fully

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"What else?

I would love to go to Glastonbury but I couldn't stay in a tent for 3 days in a muddy field and using the site toilets,

It would have to be in a campervan or pay for the glamping

They have glamping??

Yup, this year they did...can't remember how much it cost, but it was advertised on the radio."

I want Glastonbury glamping!!!

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By *ilthyjackcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

I won't de-hair the hairbrushes. Ick.

Also handling wet bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm NOT ever gonna stick my cock up any guys arse,nnoooooooooooooooooooo thankyou.

but I'm happy havin a cock up mine

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I was in the Army and performed numerous times at Glastonbury. I'll poop anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I won't de-hair the hairbrushes. Ick.

Also handling wet bread. "

Ya dirty fucker lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I went to Glastonbury we bought a cheap touring caravan so didn't have to use communal loos lol"

I've always take a little bag with a couple of rolls of good quality toilet paper, some wet wipes,last n not least some vics vapour rub, a dab under each nostril n hey presto. The vics tip I picked up from silence of the lambs autopsy scene ??

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I dislike ironing. I procrastinate for ages. And then only iron the absolute minimum I need for that day.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I want filling station attendants to fill me up - I'm not a fan of self-fill up.

Vacuuming with noisy vacs.

Lawn mowing.

Shopping

Deadlines.

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