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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Feel free to post any questions that have been puzzling you and lets see who has the answers. Mine is

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answer to above:

Depends how much I dislike them, sometimes I do an assassination or two for free.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Feel free to post any questions that have been puzzling you and lets see who has the answers. Mine is

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered"?

"

Assassination is a subset of murder, usually for political reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to post any questions that have been puzzling you and lets see who has the answers. Mine is

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered"?

Assassination is a subset of murder, usually for political reasons.

"

........ and is usually paid for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Answer to above:

Depends how much I dislike them, sometimes I do an assassination or two for free. "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is basically no difference between assassination and murder. However, the term "assassinated" is usually used with the killing of people of public notoriety or fame. Murdered is reserved for private people, unknown to the public.

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Sounds similar difference to....

I would like to be rich enough to be considered to be eccentric but as things stand I’m just bonkers!

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

how do you get rid of salt in mortar.causing paint to flake off outside walls on house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

important ..... or enough of a bliddy nuisance to have a whole group of peeps ready to plot their murder I would say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you get rid of salt in mortar.causing paint to flake off outside walls on house."

lick it off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you get rid of salt in mortar.causing paint to flake off outside walls on house.

lick it off?"

How long might it take you?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford


"There is basically no difference between assassination and murder. However, the term "assassinated" is usually used with the killing of people of public notoriety or fame. Murdered is reserved for private people, unknown to the public."

So if a private person gets murdered and then it gets into mainstream news that makes them famous... so should they be upgraded to 'assassinated'?

And... are there other words with 4 or more 's's in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

more than one sassy = sassies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long is it?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

How big is the bermuda triangle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is the bermuda triangle? "

Depends how close you shave it...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"There is basically no difference between assassination and murder. However, the term "assassinated" is usually used with the killing of people of public notoriety or fame. Murdered is reserved for private people, unknown to the public.

So if a private person gets murdered and then it gets into mainstream news that makes them famous... so should they be upgraded to 'assassinated'?

And... are there other words with 4 or more 's's in it? "

mississippi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooo you answered two questions there! well done

Is three really a crowd?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"How big is the bermuda triangle? "

And if the Bermuda Triangle is invisible....how do they know its triangular in shape?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How big is the bermuda triangle?

And if the Bermuda Triangle is invisible....how do they know its triangular in shape?"

they read between the lines.

Do fairies ever really bite? (night folks)

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

Why exactly do dogs like the smell of other dogs' arses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oooo you answered two questions there! well done

Is three really a crowd?"

most definately NOT!!! x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

where does all the "fluff" go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you get rid of salt in mortar.causing paint to flake off outside walls on house."

water absorption cause this, usually it rectifies over a few years, or you could acid wash the outside walls and then seal them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"where does all the "fluff" go?"

same place as all the rubber off your tyres.

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"where does all the "fluff" go?"

My tummy button

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"where does all the "fluff" go?

My tummy button "
yeah and why do men get tummy button fluff and woman dont? I have never had button fluff..

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"where does all the "fluff" go?

My tummy button yeah and why do men get tummy button fluff and woman dont? I have never had button fluff.. "

...and why's it always blue, regardless of what colour clothing I'm wearing?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"where does all the "fluff" go?

My tummy button yeah and why do men get tummy button fluff and woman dont? I have never had button fluff..

...and why's it always blue, regardless of what colour clothing I'm wearing? "
blue for boys silly billy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls is pink and in the shape of a high heel

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"how do you get rid of salt in mortar.causing paint to flake off outside walls on house."

Brick acid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why exactly do dogs like the smell of other dogs' arses? "

Here is an ode to help you:

~

The doggies had a meeting,

They came from near and far,

Some by motor cycle,

Some by motor car,

Each doggy passed the entrance,

Each doggy signed the book,

And each unshipped his arsehole,

And hung it on a hook.

~

One dog was not invited,

It sorely rasied his ire,

So he ran into the meeting hall,

And loudly bellowed, "Fire!"

This threw them in confusion,

And without a second look,

Each took another's arsehole,

From off another's hook.

~

And that's the reason why,

When walking down the street,

And that's the reason why,

When doggies chance to meet,

And that's the reason why,

On land, at sea, at home,

They'll sniff another's arsehole,

To see if it's his own.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

why do you always have sweetcorn and carrots in your vomit even if you havent eaten any for months

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

why is it on the only day I actually have to be up early, it the one day I could actually manage a decent sleep???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why do you always have sweetcorn and carrots in your vomit even if you havent eaten any for months"

not sure about the sweetcorn, but i think that the carrot look a like pieces are actually stomach lining that the acids have broken down since becoming regurgitated. - enjoy breakfast everyone :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

"

haha that reminded me of a joke about why do men wear boxers.. his reply was to keep his tackle in place and to provide support..

his girlfriend sniggered 'what tackle'

He then replied.. 'well why the fuck do you wear a bra then' haha

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"how do you get rid of salt in mortar.causing paint to flake off outside walls on house."

Don`t know about walls but I do know there is a chemical you have to add to a fish pond to kill the salts before you refill and add the fish. Can`t remember what is is though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why on my laptop do i have to click the 'start' button to shut it down.. lol

why isnt there mouse flavoured cat food?

and why can i never sucessfully put on mascara without having my mouth open??

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Why do people say 'breath in' when squeezing past a small gap? Breathing in expands the chest and makes it bigger!

Why do people say 'puh, it was in the last place I looked' well of course it f***ing is!!!

Why when there is a catastrophe somewhere in the world are there cries for ‘send them money’? No... send them luggage... so they can move to somewhere better!

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Feel free to post any questions that have been puzzling you and lets see who has the answers. Mine is

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered"?

"

Wonder if it has anything to do with the murderer's ability to spell "assassination"

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Feel free to post any questions that have been puzzling you and lets see who has the answers. Mine is

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered"?

Wonder if it has anything to do with the murderer's ability to spell "assassination""

possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if winners never quite, why are we advised to quite while we're ahead?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"If a bald person works as a chef at a restaurant, do they have to wear a hairnet?

"

No but its cumpulsory for bald chefs to put masking tape over their eyebrows and cotton wool up their nostrils if nose hair protudes further than 1.2mm outside of the nostril

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if winners never quite, why are we advised to quite while we're ahead?"

quite a difficult question so I think I will quit taxing my brain and leave it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"
like the idea of holding yourself hostage you could make really strange demands for your own release, dont know what happens when your own demands arnt met

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford


"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? like the idea of holding yourself hostage you could make really strange demands for your own release, dont know what happens when your own demands arnt met"

Yes but... what if the demands are not met, there could be fatal consequences.

Now would this be classed as murder? Or perhaps assassination if its someone famous?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to post any questions that have been puzzling you and lets see who has the answers. Mine is

"How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered"?

Assassination is a subset of murder, usually for political reasons.

........ and is usually paid for."

ooo can i be an assassinator then, so much more fun that working in a pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all then drown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No matter how short your legs are why do they always reach the ground?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is another word for "thesaurus"?

"
smart arse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why is the word dictionary, in the dictionary?

also how the hell do they expect us to find the words we want to spell correctly if they are listed in an alphabetical order?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the wind blowing class as a blow job??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is another word for "thesaurus"?

smart arse lol"

nah will leave that up to you lol

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By *hocotreacleWoman
over a year ago

lost in the city of Atlantis


"No matter how short your legs are why do they always reach the ground?? xx"

Gravity

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"How big is the bermuda triangle?

And if the Bermuda Triangle is invisible....how do they know its triangular in shape?"

King geek here... I can answer this....

the points of the classic "triangle" are Bermuda... the southern tip of florida... and the Eastern Tip of Puerto Rico

i'll go and get my coat!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Why do I find pink pocket fluff in my pockets yet I own no pink clothing?

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?

Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?

When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?

How can something be "new" and "improved"? if it's new, what was it improving on?

At what point in man's evolution did he start wiping his arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how do you get rid of salt in mortar.causing paint to flake off outside walls on house.

Don`t know about walls but I do know there is a chemical you have to add to a fish pond to kill the salts before you refill and add the fish. Can`t remember what is is though. "

That's the answer. Rub your walls down with fish from a properly treated pond. That way your walls will be clear and you can have salt fish [baccala] for tea. Jobzaguddun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many more blades can Gillette add to a razor before;

A) You can have a shave in one swipe or

B) It shaves you down to your jaw bone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it when you have a holiday comming up, you get some bug or other. Yet no holiday near and your as fit as a fiddle?

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Ok, there are 7 days a week, and 52 weeks in a year. Why does that add up to 364 when we all know that there are 365 days in a year and 366 days in a leap year?

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By *ngieandMrManCouple
over a year ago

hereford

Helen wants to know....

How does the bloke that drives the snowplough get to work?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Ok, there are 7 days a week, and 52 weeks in a year. Why does that add up to 364 when we all know that there are 365 days in a year and 366 days in a leap year? "

because the earths rotation of the sun (to go all the way round) takes 365 1/4 days..... hence why they add the extras day on every 4....

sorry... geek here......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do rocket scientists say to colleagues who make mistakes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is bullshit worse than any other animals shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I only allowed blunt crayons and plastic scissors

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