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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm watching 101 Dalmations with my mum and she keeps comparing me to the puppy who always complains to his mum that he's hungry.

I would complain but it's startlingly accurate.

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By *ark074Man
over a year ago

nottingham


"I'm watching 101 Dalmations with my mum and she keeps comparing me to the puppy who always complains to his mum that he's hungry.

I would complain but it's startlingly accurate. "

Maybe she should feed you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's true your parents know you like no one else!

Can't say I miss my mum critiquing of my life tbh lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm watching 101 Dalmations with my mum and she keeps comparing me to the puppy who always complains to his mum that he's hungry.

I would complain but it's startlingly accurate.

Maybe she should feed you?"

She ordered in Pizza Hut for tea! Granted this conversation took place before the pizza...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's true your parents know you like no one else!

Can't say I miss my mum critiquing of my life tbh lol "

I think she's used to my "I'm hungryyyyy!" compliants by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching 101 Dalmations with my mum and she keeps comparing me to the puppy who always complains to his mum that he's hungry.

I would complain but it's startlingly accurate.

Maybe she should feed you?"

Blimey you sound like my daugher, she still thinks at 23 its my job to provide food for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum once said to me that out of all her children she never would have thought I'd be the one to get fat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm watching 101 Dalmations with my mum and she keeps comparing me to the puppy who always complains to his mum that he's hungry.

I would complain but it's startlingly accurate.

Maybe she should feed you?

Blimey you sound like my daugher, she still thinks at 23 its my job to provide food for her "

My son is 29 and rings me when I'm out to ask when I'm coming home,because he's hungry.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"My mum once said to me that out of all her children she never would have thought I'd be the one to get fat. "

I have one of those who repeated to me throughout my teens/20's:

"You'd be stunning if you were thin."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mother has insulted me in more ways than I can count.

In the plus side, on my recent trip back to NYC she told me that it's nice that living in London (she doesn't get that there are cities in the UK other than London) has finally gotten me to start dressing better.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I was talking to my mum about not wanting another relationship when jay pops his clogs and she said hes so lovely to you and you where fat then imagine what you could pull now

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"My mum once said to me that out of all her children she never would have thought I'd be the one to get fat.

I have one of those who repeated to me throughout my teens/20's:

"You'd be stunning if you were thin."

"

Our mothers are cut from the same cloth, apparently I looked beautiful on my wedding day "just like Dawn French"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum once said to me that out of all her children she never would have thought I'd be the one to get fat.

I have one of those who repeated to me throughout my teens/20's:

"You'd be stunning if you were thin."

Our mothers are cut from the same cloth, apparently I looked beautiful on my wedding day "just like Dawn French""

I'm going to say it's their age.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum once said to me that out of all her children she never would have thought I'd be the one to get fat.

I have one of those who repeated to me throughout my teens/20's:

"You'd be stunning if you were thin."

Our mothers are cut from the same cloth, apparently I looked beautiful on my wedding day "just like Dawn French"

I'm going to say it's their age."

Your mum might not be much older than me though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Mum is 77

Her filters are no longer in place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum likes to phone me up and tell me off for voicing my opinion on Facebook because it gets back to my dad. he doesn't know one end of a computer from another never mind Facebook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum has this habit of saying ...there's a good girl..a good girl at 58 lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

I just agree with them, giving a cheeky smile. They usually stop after a bit, or get the insult in first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mum has this habit of saying ...there's a good girl..a good girl at 58 lol "

i think thats sweet- i dont speak to mine

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I just wish my mum was hete to put me down... She never did when she was with us.

Well just the once and she was right... She said I was with the wrong man

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

as my mum has got older she comes out with some real good put downs and dont really see why we are laughing at her

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"My mum once said to me that out of all her children she never would have thought I'd be the one to get fat.

I have one of those who repeated to me throughout my teens/20's:

"You'd be stunning if you were thin."

Our mothers are cut from the same cloth, apparently I looked beautiful on my wedding day "just like Dawn French"

I'm going to say it's their age.

Your mum might not be much older than me though "

LOL, my mum has always been insensitive, it's definitely not her age

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I asked my old man what he wanted for fathers day. I got the response "for you to stay away"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

My mum has started with the "at your age" i just say well how bloody old does it make you then

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A few years ago I was getting encouraged (nagged) About finding a nice girl, settling down and having a family by my mother and aunts. Across the room my dad pipes up "Oh he's too ugly to ever have a girlfriend" Great boost to the self esteem......

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