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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

Bought a nice outfit a couple of weeks ago to go on a night out and it fitted loveley.

Thought id try it on today it was like trying to get into a wetsuit could hardly squeeze myself in it. Yet when it was on fittef great.

After id huffed and puffed it off again i realized it had a zip. If forgotten thought id gained about a stone in two weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just shit yourself then it will fit

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

haha sounds like something i would do!!

i am going to by a size 1 dress on payday and have it as my target dress for my works Christmas party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a nice outfit a couple of weeks ago to go on a night out and it fitted loveley.

Thought id try it on today it was like trying to get into a wetsuit could hardly squeeze myself in it. Yet when it was on fittef great.

After id huffed and puffed it off again i realized it had a zip. If forgotten thought id gained about a stone in two weeks "

Woops... panic over then... lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Took me ages to get this damn thing on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that sounds like something id do for sure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bummer,,,dont eat for two weeks

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"Took me ages to get this damn thing on "
. Lol that's brilliant, love it, love it pmsl, Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Took me ages to get this damn thing on "

HOLY FUCK

Pass the eyebleach- what has been seen cannot be unseen

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Took me ages to get this damn thing on "
fucking hell this thread has created a monster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Try colonic irrigation down the jet wash

You might need two tokens if there are any claggy bits

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples "
did you read why i couldnt get in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a nice outfit a couple of weeks ago to go on a night out and it fitted loveley.

Thought id try it on today it was like trying to get into a wetsuit could hardly squeeze myself in it. Yet when it was on fittef great.

After id huffed and puffed it off again i realized it had a zip. If forgotten thought id gained about a stone in two weeks "

Never fart in a wetsuit ! !

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Bought a nice outfit a couple of weeks ago to go on a night out and it fitted loveley.

Thought id try it on today it was like trying to get into a wetsuit could hardly squeeze myself in it. Yet when it was on fittef great.

After id huffed and puffed it off again i realized it had a zip. If forgotten thought id gained about a stone in two weeks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples did you read why i couldnt get in it?"

yes,,,,,,ok never eat for 2 weeks before or after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought a nice outfit a couple of weeks ago to go on a night out and it fitted loveley.

Thought id try it on today it was like trying to get into a wetsuit could hardly squeeze myself in it. Yet when it was on fittef great.

After id huffed and puffed it off again i realized it had a zip. If forgotten thought id gained about a stone in two weeks "
give it to ace if you can't wear it anymore

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Took me ages to get this damn thing on "

i nearly split my sides when i looked lol

Diamond im glad it was easily rectified

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples did you read why i couldnt get in it?"

Lol....you should know by now, most people on FAB have selective reading ability.....ie they select what they want to read lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples did you read why i couldnt get in it?

Lol....you should know by now, most people on FAB have selective reading ability.....ie they select what they want to read lol "

omg,,,you fancy me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples did you read why i couldnt get in it?

Lol....you should know by now, most people on FAB have selective reading ability.....ie they select what they want to read lol

omg,,,you fancy me "

Lol....Nutter lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I just put it on properly and took a photo. I reckon it looks ok as I'm going out with a group of 30 year olds and will be the token oldie with my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples did you read why i couldnt get in it?

Lol....you should know by now, most people on FAB have selective reading ability.....ie they select what they want to read lol

omg,,,you fancy me

Lol....Nutter lol "

OMG,,, you really really want me

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I just put it on properly and took a photo. I reckon it looks ok as I'm going out with a group of 30 year olds and will be the token oldie with my friend "
. I like it, I wish i could look that good in a dress

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I just put it on properly and took a photo. I reckon it looks ok as I'm going out with a group of 30 year olds and will be the token oldie with my friend . I like it, I wish i could look that good in a dress "
. Mrs blue eyes by the way

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"I just put it on properly and took a photo. I reckon it looks ok as I'm going out with a group of 30 year olds and will be the token oldie with my friend . I like it, I wish i could look that good in a dress "
thankyou its an all in one playsuit but"someone" just said i looked like i was going to the beach so im going to wear something else now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never eat for weeks after ya bought a dress you really like,,,simples did you read why i couldnt get in it?

Lol....you should know by now, most people on FAB have selective reading ability.....ie they select what they want to read lol

omg,,,you fancy me

Lol....Nutter lol

OMG,,, you really really want me "

What can a bloke say? Lol......I'm not made of wood lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats a senior moment for sure

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I just put it on properly and took a photo. I reckon it looks ok as I'm going out with a group of 30 year olds and will be the token oldie with my friend . I like it, I wish i could look that good in a dress thankyou its an all in one playsuit but"someone" just said i looked like i was going to the beach so im going to wear something else now"
. Only just seen this, its a fantastic outfit for a night out, and bloody sexy too, just ignore

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