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Toilet seat question??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had a random conversation about men leaving the toilet seat up..

Ladies is it hard to put seat down

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't bother me if a man leaves the seat up but What really puts me off a guy is one who pees all over the seat and floor and doesn't clean it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is more to do with being tidy really. Like opening a cupboard, taking something out, then leaving the door open.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I vote to put it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to hold a referendum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I vote to put it down "

OH God not another voting thread! Haha

Exit or not?

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester


"We need to hold a referendum."

Whatever the result, we will need a petition for another referendum to reverse the original result..

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

I put the toilet seat back down. Only because when I go to flush it, the toilet spits at you (at home only though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you sprinkle when you tinkle please be sweet and clean the seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I think we (men) should just leave it up, a new form of silent protest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No leave it down ...and just clean up after you when your done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do some of my fellow men need to lift it up in the first place? How bad is your aim?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We need to hold a referendum.

Whatever the result, we will need a petition for another referendum to reverse the original result.."

It has to be started by the people that win the vote though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it should be left how you find it. Many a time I've been to a guys house, put the toilet seat down, peed, then put it back up again. I think it's only fair!

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By *orn_ball11Man
over a year ago

Portrush

Are yous taking the "piss"... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There a 4 males in my house, the seat rarely goes down. That's just how it is!

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"I think it should be left how you find it. Many a time I've been to a guys house, put the toilet seat down, peed, then put it back up again. I think it's only fair!"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Serious stuff this...... i'll put some thought into it.

In the meantime .... Answer me this ... WHY do toilets have seats anyway ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious stuff this...... i'll put some thought into it.

In the meantime .... Answer me this ... WHY do toilets have seats anyway ?"

So you can roll a fag and read the newspaper....

I thought everyone knew that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 males in my house who always leave it up!

The worst is going to pee at 3am (no lights so thr baby dosent wake!) And falling into the toilet because the seat is up

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By *ncutgemMan
over a year ago

Bath ish

i always put the seat AND the lid down just to piss off the ones who complain and then have to lift it. The tidy argument goes out the window as I find most dont shut the lid after use or leave it up for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is always down due to the fact i always have disinfectant in the bowl and two dogs that seem to think it tastes better then the water they have in their bowls...

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

Apparently, it wasn't.. It was set up by a Brexiter because he thought everyone wanted to remain..

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

If guys are having a problem putting the seat down, why don't they just pee in the shower when having a wash or just use the bath as a urinal...

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy


"Just had a random conversation about men leaving the toilet seat up..

Ladies is it hard to put seat down

xxx"

I sit down and pee. Solves all the problems.

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

I always put mine down and flush, you don't want to the piss and shit vapour travelling around over to your toothbrush.

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By *uffnutsCouple
over a year ago

consett

I put it down with 1 wife and 4 daughters it save GBH of the ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's look at it this way: If a man went to have a shit and the women of the house had pissed all over the seat,and this happened every time he wanted a shit,wouldn't he complain to the women about pissing on the seat?

Men who piss on the seat and don't clean it up should lift it up.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Ladies is it hard to put seat down

xxx"

Well you lot won't so it must be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always put mine down and flush, you don't want to the piss and shit vapour travelling around over to your toothbrush. "

That's the lid,not the seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am happy to put it down for a lady, but the lady should lift it back us for us guys !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I leave it up. I then demand whoever puts it down when they use it, replaces it back in the up position.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my brain is on holiday today. Totally lost track of the OP

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Serious stuff this...... i'll put some thought into it.

In the meantime .... Answer me this ... WHY do toilets have seats anyway ?"

When a toilet is flushed with the lid up, the contents become a fine spray that covers an area of around 6 feet.

Where do you keep your toothbrush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am happy to put it down for a lady, but the lady should lift it back us for us guys !"

How do you know who will use the toilet next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious stuff this...... i'll put some thought into it.

In the meantime .... Answer me this ... WHY do toilets have seats anyway ?

When a toilet is flushed with the lid up, the contents become a fine spray that covers an area of around 6 feet.

Where do you keep your toothbrush?"

Didn't Mythbusters dispel that as a myth?

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

I leave it as I left it. Because I live on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seat and lid down, every time. To leave either up when not in use is uncouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a random conversation about men leaving the toilet seat up..

Ladies is it hard to put seat down

xxx"

You should put the lid down before you flush anyway.

Are you telling me you gents do that and then lift it again afterwards?

I think not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the seat down & then flush.

But before you do that guys makes sure you wipe the wee off the toliet seat....

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By *onbons_xxMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Virgin train toilets seem to have it sorted by having the flush behind the seat when it's down they also tell you not to flush your bills/dreams down there which is quite helpful.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

i piss like a girl...have done for year's.. well not in public toilets with a urinal..so no spraying toilet seats for me.. my ex gf used to have a right laugh at me. now even more so ..as she knows I'm a tv..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Serious stuff this...... i'll put some thought into it.

In the meantime .... Answer me this ... WHY do toilets have seats anyway ?

When a toilet is flushed with the lid up, the contents become a fine spray that covers an area of around 6 feet.

Where do you keep your toothbrush?

Didn't Mythbusters dispel that as a myth? "

Yep. If you smelt a fart in the bathroom you inhaled about a years worth of fecal matter from a single flush. For those that want to know the source for these things, source: your arse

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham


"It is more to do with being tidy really. Like opening a cupboard, taking something out, then leaving the door open."

He might need to put it back, leaving the door open saves time & effort.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Serious stuff this...... i'll put some thought into it.

In the meantime .... Answer me this ... WHY do toilets have seats anyway ?

When a toilet is flushed with the lid up, the contents become a fine spray that covers an area of around 6 feet.

Where do you keep your toothbrush?

Didn't Mythbusters dispel that as a myth?

Yep. If you smelt a fart in the bathroom you inhaled about a years worth of fecal matter from a single flush. For those that want to know the source for these things, source: your arse "

Try doing the food colouring thing.

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By *UN TIME COUPLECouple
over a year ago

redditch

Lol well were both using it so I have to lift it when using It she can put it down when she needs it comprises lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Virgin train toilets seem to have it sorted by having the flush behind the seat when it's down they also tell you not to flush your bills/dreams down there which is quite helpful. "

I love those signs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By way of a protest, cling film teaches a valuable lesson

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Seat down AND lid down in my house

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

The whole toilet lid should be closed before flushing. That's what it's for. If everyone did that there would be no problem.

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By *am-RaiderMan
over a year ago

Corby


"I think it should be left how you find it. Many a time I've been to a guys house, put the toilet seat down, peed, then put it back up again. I think it's only fair!"

Actually yes I think this is the only fair answer...in somebody elses house.

But in a couple's house battle still commences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Predictive text grrr

Always be like some north African countries, were they have holes in the ground with footprints either side. Everybody crouches then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seat down AND lid down in my house "

Well I couldnt imagine you would put the seat up and the lid down...

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"If guys are having a problem putting the seat down, why don't they just pee in the shower when having a wash or just use the bath as a urinal..."

I quite like that compromise. They just use the bath as a urinal, so the loo sear is always left down.

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Just had a random conversation about men leaving the toilet seat up..

Ladies is it hard to put seat down

xxx"

No it's not hard to put the seat down, so put the fucker down.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge


"Predictive text grrr

Always be like some north African countries, were they have holes in the ground with footprints either side. Everybody crouches then"

I first saw squat toilets in France and Italy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Serious stuff this...... i'll put some thought into it.

In the meantime .... Answer me this ... WHY do toilets have seats anyway ?

When a toilet is flushed with the lid up, the contents become a fine spray that covers an area of around 6 feet.

Where do you keep your toothbrush?"

In my en suite.

I asked about the seat not the lid.

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