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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I've learnt I'm a vagiterian. Because I eat pussy. Absolutely love the term.

What about you lot? MrsSB

PS no ranting nor polítics here. There's enough of the already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting a hot mug on your groin is not a good idea even for the sake of artistic madness

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

I've learnt that I have the ability to corrupt the purest of minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that tomatoe ketchup doesn't make my cum taste better. ( that's the last time I put it on my chips )

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Putting a hot mug on your groin is not a good idea even for the sake of artistic madness "

Man up

MrsSB

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I've learn that some things go in easier than others

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that I have the ability to corrupt the purest of minds "

Care to share?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learned that tomatoe ketchup doesn't make my cum taste better. ( that's the last time I put it on my chips )"

Pineapple on chips for swingers meets.

MrsSB

PS I'm not d*unk. Just really tired. Tired makes me act d*unk

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world


"I've learnt that I have the ability to corrupt the purest of minds

Care to share?

MrsSB "

Two newbies at work.... They are like mini me's now

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learn that some things go in easier than others "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that even if you're gorgeous it doesn't guarantee you a fuck .

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that I have the ability to corrupt the purest of minds

Care to share?

MrsSB

Two newbies at work.... They are like mini me's now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Putting a hot mug on your groin is not a good idea even for the sake of artistic madness

Man up

MrsSB "

I already have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trust no fucker - but i guess ive known that one all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the best cook in the world..according to my kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that having 2 weddings to go to in one day separated by 200miles is exhausting... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that reclining chairs aren't ideal for sleeping on and can cause a stiff neck

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learned that even if you're gorgeous it doesn't guarantee you a fuck ."

You're just too gorgeous for us

MrsSB

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"I'm the best cook in the world..according to my kids!"
chicken nuggets and smiley faces and beans always a favourite

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"trust no fucker - but i guess ive known that one all my life "

Not new. But still a good one to never forget

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt (or finally accepted) that it is always going to be painful when i put on my high heels......damn this broken foot at my age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tying up, blindfolding and spanking a naughty man is good fun.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm the best cook in the world..according to my kids!"

Their opinion is the only that really matters.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that having 2 weddings to go to in one day separated by 200miles is exhausting... Lol"

Well done you to making it to both

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the best cook in the world..according to my kids!

Their opinion is the only that really matters.

MrsSB "
how do you like your eggs in the morning

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

That I can be nice even without the ice melting

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learned that reclining chairs aren't ideal for sleeping on and can cause a stiff neck "

Oh dear. Someone needs to give you a neck massage.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm the best cook in the world..according to my kids! chicken nuggets and smiley faces and beans always a favourite "

One of you 5 a day

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That I can be nice even without the ice melting "

I'm sorry to inform you but ice is melting

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry to be boring but am in middle of a diploma so learnt loads of boring shit lol xx

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm the best cook in the world..according to my kids!

Their opinion is the only that really matters.

MrsSB how do you like your eggs in the morning "

Benedict with smoke salmon

Thanks

MrsSB

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"That I can be nice even without the ice melting

I'm sorry to inform you but ice is melting

MrsSB "

Don't be sorry, it's nice to be right

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I have learnt (or finally accepted) that it is always going to be painful when i put on my high heels......damn this broken foot at my age "

But it's worth it. You look fabulous

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Tying up, blindfolding and spanking a naughty man is good fun. "

Mmmmmm

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"sorry to be boring but am in middle of a diploma so learnt loads of boring shit lol xx "

That's not boring. That's great thing to do and learn. Did you get a fuck yesterday?

MrsSB

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By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon


"Tying up, blindfolding and spanking a naughty man is good fun. "

Like to say this is fun to be on the receiving end as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt (or finally accepted) that it is always going to be painful when i put on my high heels......damn this broken foot at my age

But it's worth it. You look fabulous

MrsSB "

Thank you, as they say "no pain, no gain"

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

That waiting and patience are frustrating

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That waiting and patience are frustrating "

I've got no patients. So I totally get it.

Mrs SB

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

4 inch backless heels and alcohol do not mix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glastonbury is far more comfortable from my lounge compared to the real thing ! Plus my Cider was cold rather than the warm stuff I've drank there over the years ! Oh I've also learned in definitely getting old

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater


"trust no fucker - but i guess ive known that one all my life "

just cos im paranoid doesnt mean they are not out to get me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt what you say & what people actually hear can be way out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glastonbury is far more comfortable from my lounge compared to the real thing ! Plus my Cider was cold rather than the warm stuff I've drank there over the years ! Oh I've also learned in definitely getting old "

My sentiments exactly ^^

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"4 inch backless heels and alcohol do not mix. "

Oh dear. Hope you are OK.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Glastonbury is far more comfortable from my lounge compared to the real thing ! Plus my Cider was cold rather than the warm stuff I've drank there over the years ! Oh I've also learned in definitely getting old "

Getting old and wanting to be comfortable is the way forwards. Literally

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt what you say & what people actually hear can be way out!! "

That's the difference between hearing and listening

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that even these tired old websites can occasionally produce someone who takes your breath away!

And I hope I see him again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sorry to be boring but am in middle of a diploma so learnt loads of boring shit lol xx

That's not boring. That's great thing to do and learn. Did you get a fuck yesterday?

MrsSB "

ha i did but it wasnt mrs sb or any one else of forums lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This morning I have realised that posting in the forums with a moody hangover gets you told off lol! I feel rebellious and naughty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We learned that it's not just the filthy pics that we do that get to top fabbed . A rather tame one has hit page 1 this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madness no longer not the best after watching at Glastonbury lol x

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"I've learnt what you say & what people actually hear can be way out!! "

Some people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply. Some people just like to interpret to their own agenda.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"sorry to be boring but am in middle of a diploma so learnt loads of boring shit lol xx

That's not boring. That's great thing to do and learn. Did you get a fuck yesterday?

MrsSB

ha i did but it wasnt mrs sb or any one else of forums lol xxxx "

A fuck is a fuck, doesn't matter where from

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"This morning I have realised that posting in the forums with a moody hangover gets you told off lol! I feel rebellious and naughty x"

When are you going be naughty my way?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"We learned that it's not just the filthy pics that we do that get to top fabbed . A rather tame one has hit page 1 this morning "

No surprise here. You guys are awesome. And yes I'm sucking up.

MrsSB

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By *he girl with dreadlocksWoman
over a year ago

need to know basis in Wolverhampton

I've learned I love hot tubbing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That you can try and try and jump through hoops for some people but as soon as you make a small mistake you're the bad guy again

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

That we're not shitswingers.com

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That you can try and try and jump through hoops for some people but as soon as you make a small mistake you're the bad guy again "

You are a wonderful guy.

MrsSB

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South London

I've learnt manners, intelligent chat and my beard can corrupt a MILF

She was a couple of years younger than me, had only ever fucked younger guys until then and was very content when we finished up this morning as was her husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learned be careful not to cut the branch your standing on when pruning trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have also just learned that my cheese is off.......and by that i DO mean that stuff i put on toast.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"Putting a hot mug on your groin is not a good idea even for the sake of artistic madness "

Are you artistic???

I've learnt if i play with my wand for too long when I'm really horny and hubby doesn't wake up i have amazing sexy dreams when i sleeo again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That you can try and try and jump through hoops for some people but as soon as you make a small mistake you're the bad guy again

You are a wonderful guy.

MrsSB "

Thanks MrsSB, pity you can't choose your family eh

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I have learned be careful not to cut the branch your standing on when pruning trees "

Silly taff

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That you can try and try and jump through hoops for some people but as soon as you make a small mistake you're the bad guy again

You are a wonderful guy.

MrsSB

Thanks MrsSB, pity you can't choose your family eh "

Oh god . Don't get me started with families

MrsSB

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

Learned I'm having another weekend without sex. .x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learnt that I have the ability to corrupt the purest of minds "

Hahahaha!

You are learning young Padwan but a long way to go, you have yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys that say they are interested in joining the wife and myself, really arnt. There's only so many times I can be whipped with a riders crop before I shed a tear, our bed isn't big enough for 4 people, never party unless you've bought more than enough drinks.

Best Saturday night ever!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Single guys that say they are interested in joining the wife and myself, really arnt. There's only so many times I can be whipped with a riders crop before I shed a tear, our bed isn't big enough for 4 people, never party unless you've bought more than enough drinks.

Best Saturday night ever! "

That sounds like a good time

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guys that say they are interested in joining the wife and myself, really arnt. There's only so many times I can be whipped with a riders crop before I shed a tear, our bed isn't big enough for 4 people, never party unless you've bought more than enough drinks.

Best Saturday night ever!

That sounds like a good time

MrsSB "

Mrs is a little tender this morning, and I can't sit straight

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By *wiggy2112Woman
over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

I've learnt that "irregular choice" shoes are the best comfy heals I've ever worn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i learnt that im a total chicken..

I can flirt and have banter with guys im not in the least bit attracted to but when someone comes along and is just like 'WOW' i have no idea how to conduct myself..

im not talking id want a relationship or to date this guy (that idea is just crazy).. but its not like i could hand over my number and say 'giz a shout if you fancied some 'fun'..

im kicking myself proper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learnt that having 2 weddings to go to in one day separated by 200miles is exhausting... Lol

Well done you to making it to both

MrsSB "

Absoloutly, I always deliver on my promises lol x

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Single guys that say they are interested in joining the wife and myself, really arnt. There's only so many times I can be whipped with a riders crop before I shed a tear, our bed isn't big enough for 4 people, never party unless you've bought more than enough drinks.

Best Saturday night ever!

That sounds like a good time

MrsSB

Mrs is a little tender this morning, and I can't sit straight "

Stop showing off

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that "irregular choice" shoes are the best comfy heals I've ever worn x "

Can we see some pics?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"i learnt that im a total chicken..

I can flirt and have banter with guys im not in the least bit attracted to but when someone comes along and is just like 'WOW' i have no idea how to conduct myself..

im not talking id want a relationship or to date this guy (that idea is just crazy).. but its not like i could hand over my number and say 'giz a shout if you fancied some 'fun'..

im kicking myself proper "

Just learn from it and things will be better next time.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that having 2 weddings to go to in one day separated by 200miles is exhausting... Lol

Well done you to making it to both

MrsSB

Absoloutly, I always deliver on my promises lol x"

Smooth.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that auto collect can change what you trype and you don't always know twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learnt that having 2 weddings to go to in one day separated by 200miles is exhausting... Lol

Well done you to making it to both

MrsSB

Absoloutly, I always deliver on my promises lol x

Smooth.

MrsSB "

Smoother then a hairy nipple on wax day... pmsl

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learned that auto collect can change what you trype and you don't always know twice "

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that having 2 weddings to go to in one day separated by 200miles is exhausting... Lol

Well done you to making it to both

MrsSB

Absoloutly, I always deliver on my promises lol x

Smooth.

MrsSB

Smoother then a hairy nipple on wax day... pmsl"

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By *heBakeOLiteGirlWoman
over a year ago

62 West Wallaby Street (not real address)

Learnt to pick my friends more wisely and to not trust people who say they have "called a favour in and it will be OK" it never is and now I'm struggling to sort something important out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learnt that having 2 weddings to go to in one day separated by 200miles is exhausting... Lol

Well done you to making it to both

MrsSB

Absoloutly, I always deliver on my promises lol x

Smooth.

MrsSB

Smoother then a hairy nipple on wax day... pmsl "

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 'summer' was short lived

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting


"I've learnt that "irregular choice" shoes are the best comfy heals I've ever worn x "

Ruby Shoos are great too - plenty or room round the toes!!

JG x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learnt when my daughter asks if i can watch the kids for a few hours she actually means days

I dont think i can take another princess film

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

That 3.5 hours sleep is not enough for me to function

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I have learnt that some people are even more lovely than I thought they were, and i thought they were really lovely in the first place Mrs blue eyes

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Learnt to pick my friends more wisely and to not trust people who say they have "called a favour in and it will be OK" it never is and now I'm struggling to sort something important out "

Good to learn from mistakes.

MrsSB

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Ive learnt that I'm.grateful to have a fb who will fulfil my fantasies as stupid o'clock in the morning after a long shift at work! Just woke up and in a little dream bubble of "did it happen"!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That 'summer' was short lived"

You should have known that already. It's the uk.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Single guys that say they are interested in joining the wife and myself, really arnt. There's only so many times I can be whipped with a riders crop before I shed a tear, our bed isn't big enough for 4 people, never party unless you've bought more than enough drinks.

Best Saturday night ever!

That sounds like a good time

MrsSB

Mrs is a little tender this morning, and I can't sit straight

Stop showing off

MrsSB "

Eh, braggers rights

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Single guys that say they are interested in joining the wife and myself, really arnt. There's only so many times I can be whipped with a riders crop before I shed a tear, our bed isn't big enough for 4 people, never party unless you've bought more than enough drinks.

Best Saturday night ever!

That sounds like a good time

MrsSB

Mrs is a little tender this morning, and I can't sit straight

Stop showing off

MrsSB

Eh, braggers rights "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt my fridge bulb isn't working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much champagne is a bad idea

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt my fridge bulb isn't working "

I think it's you

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Too much champagne is a bad idea "

It really is.

MrsSB

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

I can get d*unk tonight and no early start tomorrow

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Adewwwl was surprisingly good. Who knew?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

I learnt something about myself and i learnt i like having a pet frog

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I can get d*unk tonight and no early start tomorrow "

Show off

MrsSB

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Too much champagne is a bad idea

It really is.

MrsSB "

Too much vodka makes you feel d*unk!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Adewwwl was surprisingly good. Who knew?"

And I learned that one of my best friends is a surprisingly bad shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when they're behind a screen and have google open in the next tab, every fucker on Facebook is suddenly an expert in politics and economics, despite their life experience equating to having a BTEC and living with their parents....

We need another Conor mcgregor fight, I much preferred it when everyone one was an expert in MMA

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I can get d*unk tonight and no early start tomorrow

Show off

MrsSB "

Lol sorry but i may have to make the most of the opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots of fake profiles here...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I can get d*unk tonight and no early start tomorrow

Show off

MrsSB

Lol sorry but i may have to make the most of the opportunity "

You are not sorry at all. Not even a bit

MrsSB

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I shouldn't message when under the influence of vodka.

Too much vodka still makes you feel d*unk at half ten in the morning.

Witherspoons breakfast's are quite appealing after vodka.

A litre of Green Mark is 15 quid!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I have learnt that I'm also a thread killer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have learnt that I'm also a thread killer! "

but not this on e

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Not to take 2 Tadalafil tablets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that I can no longer eat pizza .

It tastes great but after 20 minutes it makes me want to

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Not to take 2 Tadalafil tablets. "

That made laugh.

Why take two?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that I can no longer eat pizza .

It tastes great but after 20 minutes it makes me want to "

Pizza is the devil.

MrsSB

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

That although I can fit into my daughters shoes, I cannot heely, as the dent in my wall and the lump on my head illustrates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that my new washing machine pipes don't reach my sink! !xxx

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That although I can fit into my daughters shoes, I cannot heely, as the dent in my wall and the lump on my head illustrates"

Pmsl

Are you OK? Blame it on the painkillers.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt that my new washing machine pipes don't reach my sink! !xxx"

Oh no.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That although I can fit into my daughters shoes, I cannot heely, as the dent in my wall and the lump on my head illustrates

Pmsl

Are you OK? Blame it on the painkillers.

MrsSB "

dont go getting any heely ideas mrs spain

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That although I can fit into my daughters shoes, I cannot heely, as the dent in my wall and the lump on my head illustrates

Pmsl

Are you OK? Blame it on the painkillers.

MrsSB

dont go getting any heely ideas mrs spain"

No. I'm still limping from previous injury. Btw can't wait for next ladies night

MrsSB

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Not to take 2 Tadalafil tablets.

That made laugh.

Why take two?

MrsSB "

One of those "good idea at the time" moments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learned that tomatoe ketchup doesn't make my cum taste better. ( that's the last time I put it on my chips )"

You put cum on your chips?!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Not to take 2 Tadalafil tablets.

That made laugh.

Why take two?

MrsSB

One of those "good idea at the time" moments... "

Are you going to the hospital? Silly man.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have a real ear fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we shouldn't have purchased quite so much booze. Three slightly damaged single fab fems!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That 3 Bi girls should not be allowed to drink lots of alcohol without supervision ...Bells

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That we shouldn't have purchased quite so much booze. Three slightly damaged single fab fems! "

That sounds like fun.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One very tender vagina for Bells here

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That I have a real ear fetish "

What ever works

MrsSB

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Not to take 2 Tadalafil tablets.

That made laugh.

Why take two?

MrsSB

One of those "good idea at the time" moments...

Are you going to the hospital? Silly man.

MrsSB "

When I can finally get some clothes on...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That 3 Bi girls should not be allowed to drink lots of alcohol without supervision ...Bells "

Can I get an invite next time?

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Not to take 2 Tadalafil tablets.

That made laugh.

Why take two?

MrsSB

One of those "good idea at the time" moments...

Are you going to the hospital? Silly man.

MrsSB

When I can finally get some clothes on... "

Pmsl

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that I like..no.. Love kissing ladies and playing with boobies.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I've learnt I'm a thousand times happier (and truely me) when I'm in the company of a lady. Though I think I sort of knew that already to be honest.

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learned that I like..no.. Love kissing ladies and playing with boobies. "

I'm a lady and I have big boobies

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt I'm a thousand times happier (and truely me) when I'm in the company of a lady. Though I think I sort of knew that already to be honest."

Hello handsome. Not seeing you around here for a while.

MrsSB

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I have learnt that without proper routine my sleep pattern disappears completely ....and clean bedding is the most wonderful feeling

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I have learnt that without proper routine my sleep pattern disappears completely ....and clean bedding is the most wonderful feeling "

When did you change your bedding last?

MrsSB

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

I've learnt just how much fun swinging as a couple can be!!! We're now "proper" swingers so shitswingers.com is on the back burner.

A very achey, tired but happy JG x

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"I have learnt that without proper routine my sleep pattern disappears completely ....and clean bedding is the most wonderful feeling

When did you change your bedding last?

MrsSB "

Regularly last night felt soooooo good to get in to... would have been even better with company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that respect and good manners no longer seem to be a requirement in this day and age ...

And that makes me feel a bit sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont drink to much real ale

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learned that respect and good manners no longer seem to be a requirement in this day and age ...

And that makes me feel a bit sad "

That is sad

Mrs SB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Dont drink to much real ale"

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont drink to much real ale

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB "

I did hence i have no hangover today but tomorrow is another day

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Dont drink to much real ale

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB

I did hence i have no hangover today but tomorrow is another day"

Real ale gives you real belly

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have learnt that I'm far to old to do a 12 hour shift Saturday, go out Saturday night, get in at 3am when you have to be back in work at 6am Sunday morning

And I learnt that the hard way this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learned that some 'single' guys have psycho girlfriends who forget that their gripe should be with their unfaithful boyfriends and threaten to 'out' you on Facebook!

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"I've learned that some 'single' guys have psycho girlfriends who forget that their gripe should be with their unfaithful boyfriends and threaten to 'out' you on Facebook! "

I learnt a long time ago not to open a Facebook account

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford


"I've learnt just how much fun swinging as a couple can be!!! We're now "proper" swingers so shitswingers.com is on the back burner.

A very achey, tired but happy JG x"

Congratulations on getting there. As an aspiring swinger you give me hope

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I've learnt not to steal mr mcduck's haribos while he is at work, I've just eaten half the bag and now feel very sick Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont drink to much real ale

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB

I did hence i have no hangover today but tomorrow is another day

Real ale gives you real belly

MrsSB "

I know im getting podgy

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Dont drink to much real ale

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB

I did hence i have no hangover today but tomorrow is another day

Real ale gives you real belly

MrsSB

I know im getting podgy "

You are not. I'm just winding you up. You are really hot for a 30 year old.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learned that some 'single' guys have psycho girlfriends who forget that their gripe should be with their unfaithful boyfriends and threaten to 'out' you on Facebook!

I learnt a long time ago not to open a Facebook account "

I don't even bloody use Facebook - haven't for over a year! Think it's time do delete it! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont drink to much real ale

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB

I did hence i have no hangover today but tomorrow is another day

Real ale gives you real belly

MrsSB

I know im getting podgy

You are not. I'm just winding you up. You are really hot for a 30 year old.

MrsSB "

Ohh smooth

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Dont drink to much real ale

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB

I did hence i have no hangover today but tomorrow is another day

Real ale gives you real belly

MrsSB

I know im getting podgy

You are not. I'm just winding you up. You are really hot for a 30 year old.

MrsSB

Ohh smooth "

Thank you

MrsSB

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"I've learnt not to steal mr mcduck's haribos while he is at work, I've just eaten half the bag and now feel very sick Mrs blue eyes "
. Ok so I haven't learnt anything, as I have just dipped my hand in the bag again, so perhaps I need to learn not to steal and not to tell lies in the forums

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learned that some 'single' guys have psycho girlfriends who forget that their gripe should be with their unfaithful boyfriends and threaten to 'out' you on Facebook!

I learnt a long time ago not to open a Facebook account

I don't even bloody use Facebook - haven't for over a year! Think it's time do delete it! X"

Same here . It's a lot of nonsense Facebook.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt not to steal mr mcduck's haribos while he is at work, I've just eaten half the bag and now feel very sick Mrs blue eyes . Ok so I haven't learnt anything, as I have just dipped my hand in the bag again, so perhaps I need to learn not to steal and not to tell lies in the forums "

Karma.

Still waiting for cookies

MrsSB

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

That my tent definitely is waterproof! !!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"That my tent definitely is waterproof! !!"

From rain or watersports?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive learnt never to predict the score in a football match

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Ive learnt never to predict the score in a football match "

Who won?

Mrs SB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learnt I'm a vagiterian. Because I eat pussy. Absolutely love the term.

What about you lot? MrsSB

PS no ranting nor polítics here. There's enough of the already "
Surely that is eating meat?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP   Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I've learnt I'm a vagiterian. Because I eat pussy. Absolutely love the term.

What about you lot? MrsSB

PS no ranting nor polítics here. There's enough of the already Surely that is eating meat? "

Correct

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt that I can gush for England lol x

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't think I've learnt anything new this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive learnt never to predict the score in a football match "

That's the whole thing with predictions, it's kinda guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont drink to much real ale

I thought you learn this last weekend

MrsSB

I did hence i have no hangover today but tomorrow is another day

Real ale gives you real belly

MrsSB

I know im getting podgy

You are not. I'm just winding you up. You are really hot for a 30 year old.

MrsSB

Ohh smooth "

I wish i was 30 again, there was no fab then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive learnt never to predict the score in a football match

That's the whole thing with predictions, it's kinda guessing "

Sssshhhhh i am hoping for roi to win ...

Ooops no maybe france

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've learnt I'm a vagiterian. Because I eat pussy. Absolutely love the term.

What about you lot? MrsSB

PS no ranting nor polítics here. There's enough of the already Surely that is eating meat?

Correct

MrsSB "
Lucky MrSB!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned how to cook a lovely lamb tagine

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

I've learnt that going to a social is a good idea to meet people with a view to having sex with at a later date. Saying that, I knew that anyway which was one of the reasons I went

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