FabSwingers.com forum: Place to have sex

By *alter OP Man
over a year ago

London

Hi,

Me and a vanilla friend of mine are wanting to have sex on Saturday i.e. 26th June evening however, neither do we have a place and nor is the girl wanting to go to hotel as she's against the idea of spending money on the hotels for sex.

I'm looking for anyone of you who could offer me a place for an hour in London fo which Ofcourse I'll be ever grateful. Please note the person offering the place would not be invited to have or even to watch us having sex, the girl is a plain and vanilla girl not into swinging at all.

Salter

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My reaction also. Haha

Emma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm. Why would someone do that if they couldn't watch? We are singers after all. Maybe someone is kind enough and trusting enough to let a stranger in their space unsupervised. If they are you may want to scan for video recording equipment. Don't be a cheapskate. Book a hotel room.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My reaction also. Haha

Emma"

...and mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ummmm ermmmm really????

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

..remind me of Shirley Mclaine's movie "The Apartment".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really?

Just WOW!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Yep. Seen it before

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Looks like you're trying to find a secluded place so you can do it in your car OP.

Alternatively I've heard sometimes people use pub toilets. That's if the two of you aren't too cheap to buy a drink in a pub!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Hi,

Salter"

Why don't you pay for the hotel, that way she doesn't have to pay or offend her sexual hotel morals.

You could go as far as to blind fold her for added excitement, she'd never know a hotel was even involved

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

You can get a 9 to 5 hotel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plent of time to find somewhere as the next time June 26th falls on a Saturday is the year 2021 !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this is why I love Fab

It's not even 7am and I've chuckled at something

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"See this is why I love Fab

It's not even 7am and I've chuckled at something

Tis funny!

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Back of the van ,park up in a lay by or grass verge, bonk away,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plent of time to find somewhere as the next time June 26th falls on a Saturday is the year 2021 !!!

Post of the day contender.....

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

"Plent of time to find somewhere as the next time June 26th falls on a Saturday is the year 2021 !!!

That's what I was thinking lol

OP.... I mean.... REALLY??? You haven't got a cat in hells chance!!!

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By *tephenBunChowMan
over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

Pay a couple of quid and use the harrods toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salter.

Many thanks for your post the common misconception is that Yorkshirmen are tight fisted but you take it Tia whole new level.

Shame your not closer you could've used my place and emptied the fridge and cupboards on your way out to save you the cost of shopping next week.

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has made me chuckle ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread has made me chuckle ....

If you look up "comedy gold" in the dictionary it's says "Fab forums, the Lounge"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi,

Salter"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they listen at the wall with a glass?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Take her doggin if your to tight to pay for a room.

Really this isnt a registered charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah the perils of NSA. Don't make her stoop that low OP. Have some class. You will have a much better time if you stump up for a hotel. Gives the allusion you want her longer than an hour too. Unless that's all you booked her for the crack on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Salter.

Many thanks for your post the common misconception is that Yorkshirmen are tight fisted but you take it Tia whole new level.

Shame your not closer you could've used my place and emptied the fridge and cupboards on your way out to save you the cost of shopping next week.

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm after the same in the north east if anyone can spare me a room in there house for 3 minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely this was a joke? Right? Someone tell me it was a joke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat???

It's not weird when you stop to consider that it's possibly, maybe, perhaps, potentially, not a true story......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plent of time to find somewhere as the next time June 26th falls on a Saturday is the year 2021 !!!

I had to check that out !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can anyone lend me a stretch limo for a few months?

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Plent of time to find somewhere as the next time June 26th falls on a Saturday is the year 2021 !!!

I had to check that out ! "

Well it falls in sync with his last veri of 5yrs ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat???

It's not weird when you stop to consider that it's possibly, maybe, perhaps, potentially, not a true story......"

Or a really weird robbery plan!

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By *ischief ManagedCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat???

Could be a turn on for OP? But not the vanilla partner!

This thread has made me laugh!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You'd expect someone you don't know to let two others that they don't know to come in to theirs, as a knocking shop? Just so that one of them doesn't have to spend any money on a hotel.

But your host would presumably provide clean linens, a comfortable home environment and do house keeping services afterwards. And clean the shower after you've departed. Words kind of fail me.

Hotels are for temporary accomodation. Or there's that airbnb type thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it not weirder that she's not willing to go to a safe, well - kept hotel, but is perfectly happy to go to a complete stranger's flat???

It's not weird when you stop to consider that it's possibly, maybe, perhaps, potentially, not a true story......

Or a really weird robbery plan!"

I'll offer them my place, I've got fuck all to pinch......

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

I heard people do this....I thought it was a fib as surely no one would be that cheeky/stupid.

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By *amagustaMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Try a fitting room or outdoor or car.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Not sure which is most amusing... Wanting the loan of a room or the fact that he only wants it for an hour

Nita

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