FabSwingers.com forum: Most unusual crush

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even in adult life, I seem to have crushes on the most random people. Am I alone in this or are there others like me out there?

When I was at school I had crushes on the parish priest, the paper boy and Karl Kennedy off neighbours.

Now I'm older I love the sex symbol that is David Dimbleby, I'd like to sit on Patrick Stewart's face and wouldn't complain if Simon Cowell threw me every where.

Apart from having some dubious taste, is this normal?

If so, does anyone else have any unusual objects of desire? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George clooney

Tom hiddleston

Gary linneker ...yep i know

Michael fassbender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc. I wonder why to this day

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ruth, Eamon Holmes's wife

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big ears aside, you have excellent taste. Can we share them? Ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ahhhhh x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think she should leave Eammon immediately! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paloma Faith & oddly Alex Polizzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely have crushes on people and I have never had a crush on a celebrity.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love Paloma and Alex looks tasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did you have any teenage heart throbs? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely have crushes on people and I have never had a crush on a celebrity."

Are you saying Funky's not a celeb??!!

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By *llywalesWoman
over a year ago

"Even in adult life, I seem to have crushes on the most random people. Am I alone in this or are there others like me out there?

When I was at school I had crushes on the parish priest, the paper boy and Karl Kennedy off neighbours.

Now I'm older I love the sex symbol that is David Dimbleby, I'd like to sit on Patrick Stewart's face and wouldn't complain if Simon Cowell threw me every where.

Apart from having some dubious taste, is this normal?

If so, does anyone else have any unusual objects of desire? X"

Patrick Stewart's voice makes me go mushy Lol... So can't sit on his face ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Paloma and Alex looks tasty

Phew! I'm not that weird then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mickey Flanagan is hot.

Johnny Galecki ohhhh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well yes ive fancied people like phil junipus, robbie coltrane, elvis costello, jimmy pursey.

My current ones are quite normal ray winston, gary barlow and james blunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You make a brilliant point! I'll have to rethink that x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rarely have crushes on people and I have never had a crush on a celebrity.

Are you saying Funky's not a celeb??!!

Oh, he's a legend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

From where I'm sitting I'd say you look far from weird X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Humina humina! Lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alex Polizzi?

You and me both.

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Robbie Coltrane

Steven Berkoff

....lots more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paloma Faith & oddly Alex Polizzi"

Yes there's something about Alex polizzi that gets me going. Thought I was weird too. And Carol vorderman. Would love to grab her ass cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's an eclectic collection you have there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ronnie Coltrane as Cracker or Hagrid? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zidane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it a mid life crisis!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good shout I forgot Carol Vorderman.

What about Lorraine Kelly I met her once and she has a naughty twinkle in her eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David duchovney when he was in the original xfiles, Jack black, Matt Smith and Freddie ljungberg

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Nanny plum.. and Mrs pig

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zidane

He's got the moody sexy French thing going on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a thing for her a few years back. Not now though. Now bonnie Langford looks pretty good too in eastenders. Wouldn't so no to a night cap with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to have a thing for her a few years back. Not now though. Now bonnie Langford looks pretty good too in eastenders. Wouldn't so no to a night cap with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mickey Flanagan is hot.

Johnny Galecki ohhhh

Thanks for the tip and I think you have great taste x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Even in adult life, I seem to have crushes on the most random people. Am I alone in this or are there others like me out there?

When I was at school I had crushes on the parish priest, the paper boy and Karl Kennedy off neighbours.

Now I'm older I love the sex symbol that is David Dimbleby, I'd like to sit on Patrick Stewart's face and wouldn't complain if Simon Cowell threw me every where.

Apart from having some dubious taste, is this normal?

If so, does anyone else have any unusual objects of desire? X

Patrick Stewart's voice makes me go mushy Lol... So can't sit on his face ? "

You make a brilliant point. Time for a rethink! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to have a thing for her a few years back. Not now though. Now bonnie Langford looks pretty good too in eastenders. Wouldn't so no to a night cap with her "

She's very flexible x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nanny plum.. and Mrs pig

Sexy ha ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to have a thing for her a few years back. Not now though. Now bonnie Langford looks pretty good too in eastenders. Wouldn't so no to a night cap with her

She's very flexible x"

I know. Don't get me started on her flexibility I'll have my mind doing overtime next!!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

used to take a shine to caroline quentin in her jonathan creek days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to have a thing for her a few years back. Not now though. Now bonnie Langford looks pretty good too in eastenders. Wouldn't so no to a night cap with her

She's very flexible x

I know. Don't get me started on her flexibility I'll have my mind doing overtime next!! "

She could pleasure you whilst doing the crab! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good shout I forgot Carol Vorderman.

What about Lorraine Kelly I met her once and she has a naughty twinkle in her eyes. "

Lovely Lorraine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Used to have a thing for her a few years back. Not now though. Now bonnie Langford looks pretty good too in eastenders. Wouldn't so no to a night cap with her

She's very flexible x

I know. Don't get me started on her flexibility I'll have my mind doing overtime next!!

She could pleasure you whilst doing the crab! X"

That's it now you've done it. The images have appeared!!

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"David duchovney when he was in the original xfiles, Jack black, Matt Smith and Freddie ljungberg "

Matt Smith isn't unusual!! He is pretty much perfect!

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"Paloma Faith & oddly Alex Polizzi"

That's my Guy! I thought I was the only one with a Paloma crush haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used to have a thing for her a few years back. Not now though. Now bonnie Langford looks pretty good too in eastenders. Wouldn't so no to a night cap with her

She's very flexible x

I know. Don't get me started on her flexibility I'll have my mind doing overtime next!!

She could pleasure you whilst doing the crab! X

That's it now you've done it. The images have appeared!! "

Hee hee you are welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"used to take a shine to caroline quentin in her jonathan creek days

She looks a bit mischievous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paloma Faith & oddly Alex Polizzi

That's my Guy! I thought I was the only one with a Paloma crush haha"

We could always double team her

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I had a crush on James May for a while. Yeah, I know.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

"Paloma Faith & oddly Alex Polizzi

That's my Guy! I thought I was the only one with a Paloma crush haha

We could always double team her

I love Paloma - 1 of my girl crushes

JG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a crush on James May for a while. Yeah, I know.

Could be worse, could be Clarkson x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love Paloma and Alex looks tasty

Phew! I'm not that weird then lol

no yer not,,but id only really want Paloma if she wore a strapon

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