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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have been tempted by the puppy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only been offered money lol

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Please add multiple orgasm's to that list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've only been offered money lol"

I always get offered money! I forgot I was a prostiture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered all that : to leave people alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, feeling left out here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You turned down a romantic KFC?

You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been offered all that : to leave people alone"

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Not been offered anything I think that only applies to women, I was asked if I sell viagra though which I have never used or needed they must of read my veris an think I'm juicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You turned down a romantic KFC?

You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place?"

It was only a drive through experience!

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"I'd have been tempted by the puppy."

Are you hungry ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds "

Yeah and the list grows everyday

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral


"I've been offered all that : to leave people alone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

Must be attracting some very strange men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds

Yeah and the list grows everyday "

Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... "

very desperate men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds

Yeah and the list grows everyday

Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x"

How about a BMX?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men "

Oh thanks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered money but nothing else - exaggerate much?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd have been tempted by the puppy.

Are you hungry ? "

I am, could combine the puppy and the KFC. KFP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been offered money but nothing else - exaggerate much?"

Poor you! They must not think you're worthy of such high end gifts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd have been tempted by the puppy.

Are you hungry ?

I am, could combine the puppy and the KFC. KFP "

Now there's an offer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds

Yeah and the list grows everyday

Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x

How about a BMX? "

Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy offered to get me pregnant

The other one asked me to marry him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds

Yeah and the list grows everyday

Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x

How about a BMX?

Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then? "

When you offer me a family size Surf washing powder!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One guy offered to get me pregnant

The other one asked me to marry him "

Ha ha that's amazing!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Being of the older generation not a lot,someone just messaged saying they will talk dirty to me and pay for it. That's not quite what I had in mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One guy offered to get me pregnant

The other one asked me to marry him

Ha ha that's amazing!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Being of the older generation not a lot,someone just messaged saying they will talk dirty to me and pay for it. That's not quite what I had in mind "

Ha ha phone sex went out in the 80's didn't it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds

Yeah and the list grows everyday

Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x

How about a BMX?

Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then?

When you offer me a family size Surf washing powder! "

No problem, I'll bring two, which scent would you like x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't offer you any bribes, just a delightful massage. Have you really been offered all those things, you could open a shop if you keep going, you could call it Fab Seconds

Yeah and the list grows everyday

Well if you get offered a nice car or motorbike I'll take it off your hands and allow you to have your wicked way with me, I'm quite charitable like that x

How about a BMX?

Go on then, that'll do, when would you like to have your wicked way with me then?

When you offer me a family size Surf washing powder!

No problem, I'll bring two, which scent would you like x"

See this is your problem guys! Always have to go too far! I said 1 !!!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!!"

I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered."

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's bogof at the mo so seems a shame to waste the extra box x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You turned down a romantic KFC?

You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place?"

Was about to say the same lol

Clearly a Nando kinda gal ain't ya?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC ...."

I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv"

I was clearly teasing you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You turned down a romantic KFC?

You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place?

Was about to say the same lol

Clearly a Nando kinda gal ain't ya?"

Ermmmm excuse me!! Greggs thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing, feeling left out here "

Me too x

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you "

don't tease if your not gonna play

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

A free holiday if I left hubby at home errrmmmm no thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher "

Ha ha that made me chuckle! I light use this tactic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher "

I do better than that, I offer them a free pair of glasses XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play "

"You're"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv"

To be fair, you'd have to pay an escort thousands to accompany you to France

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher

I do better than that, I offer them a free pair of glasses XXX"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would anyone offer something to meet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A free holiday if I left hubby at home errrmmmm no thanks "

Who would carry the cases????

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" "

funny fucker aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you "

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Why would anyone offer something to meet? "
because they are beta males an think just being them is not worthy enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got much higher morals than I do OP. I've have said yes to all of those things, even a dress from John Lewis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You've got much higher morals than I do OP. I've have said yes to all of those things, even a dress from John Lewis. "

Ha ha ha ha I'll get it for you next time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bj! so offended I was, yet I oblige

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error "

I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd offer any lady here a free cruise. So long as you don't mind dinghys and are happy to chip in on the rowing....oh, could you also bring a dinghy with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd offer any lady here a free cruise. So long as you don't mind dinghys and are happy to chip in on the rowing....oh, could you also bring a dinghy with you? "

Charmer!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

Wow....wish I was a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've got much higher morals than I do OP. I've have said yes to all of those things, even a dress from John Lewis.

Ha ha ha ha I'll get it for you next time!! "

Make sue it's nice and short. I like to show off my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered a single girls bank account details so I could transfer some cash to her and then we would meet for sex she is now UNLOS

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I got offered one guys soul and another guys right leg but most often it's money or the oppertunity to get pregnant

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

"

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. "

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd offer any lady here a free cruise. So long as you don't mind dinghys and are happy to chip in on the rowing....oh, could you also bring a dinghy with you?

Charmer!!!!"

Shurrup and get rowing lass, I'm trying to eat me ice cream here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not from fab but when we used to do loads of camming we were offered £10k for an overnight stay at a hotel with Mrsdpt and they could go out and have whatever she wanted so he could spoil her.

More recently we had the offer of Mrsdpt being used as a dumb drooling little fuck toy by a group of guys....we couldn't resist that offer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not from fab but when we used to do loads of camming we were offered £10k for an overnight stay at a hotel with Mrsdpt and they could go out and have whatever she wanted so he could spoil her.

More recently we had the offer of Mrsdpt being used as a dumb drooling little fuck toy by a group of guys....we couldn't resist that offer! "

10 grand!!!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! "

ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Not from fab but when we used to do loads of camming we were offered £10k for an overnight stay at a hotel with Mrsdpt and they could go out and have whatever she wanted so he could spoil her.

More recently we had the offer of Mrsdpt being used as a dumb drooling little fuck toy by a group of guys....we couldn't resist that offer! "

that sounds like the film indecent preposal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action "

Are you quick with the basket distribution??

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? "

maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What type of puppy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment."

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ????

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I got offered a trip to a country park today and I'm going.

Not from here but one guy turned up with 4 tins of stewing steak and another guy turned up with practically a whole supermarket.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

"

.. and a partridge in a pear treeeeee

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? "

yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got offered a trip to a country park today and I'm going.

Not from here but one guy turned up with 4 tins of stewing steak and another guy turned up with practically a whole supermarket.

"

Stewing steak!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Nothing lol"
I will get you cola bottles and treat you to a Hawaiin pizza

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

"

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums "

oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant' "

I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Lines of Cocaine one to meet the male half of a (unverified) couple at 4am whilst he "sorted out a bird for a mmf" whilst the female half was "out of town for a few days"

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant'

I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! "

you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant'

I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche "

You're just making it up you loser!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant'

I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche

You're just making it up you loser! "

yeah I bet your editing now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

I've been offered a few holidays

Food

Clothes

Money to have sex bareback

A car

A house

And marriage to complete stranger's! I REJECTED ALL THE OFFERS.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant'

I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche

You're just making it up you loser! yeah I bet your editing now "

"Your" "probly" correct!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soup "

What flavour??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

I've been offered a few holidays

Food

Clothes

Money to have sex bareback

A car

A house

And marriage to complete stranger's! I REJECTED ALL THE OFFERS. "

A house?? Was it detached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Wow....wish I was a woman "

you would have to change your name to tarquina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You turned down a romantic KFC?

You're clearly a posh one, you. Don't you know your place?

It was only a drive through experience! "

So is that like the Kentucky version of dogging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Wow....wish I was a woman "

same, I'd never have to work a day in my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soup

What flavour??"

Mushroom.... It was awesome

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

You don't look like a "bad boy" though, you look more like the nice guy at Morrisons that helps you collect a basket! ah whatever, well you haven't seen me in action

Are you quick with the basket distribution?? maybe when I retire I will get a part time job there and id be shit hot probly, too busy building nuclear power plants and bridges at the moment.

Are you sure you went to Grammar school? "Probly" ???? yes it was a while ago though, you're a ball breaker aren't you

I like it not many women manage to break my balls as a few have found out on these forums oh and you are missing a few apostrophes on your profile where grammar is more important you hypocrite with 'im' 'cant'

I don't claim to have been to grammar school Morrisons boy!! you have the cheek to correct my grammar though, omg there is loads 'dont' aswell so touche

You're just making it up you loser! yeah I bet your editing now

"Your" "probly" correct!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Soup

What flavour??

Mushroom.... It was awesome "

Oooooo nice

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If you are going for the tumble dryer ....make sure it's not a whirlpool model they set fire to things like houses lots are getting rid of theirs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing lolI will get you cola bottles and treat you to a Hawaiin pizza "
That is a good offer and yes, hawaii pizza and those cola bottles are my favourites

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

Money

A rabbit vibe

Underwear

A corset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You girls are so lucky, I can't even get a brew, as my brew stop thread proves beyond doubt

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By *ngandnickCouple
over a year ago

Haverhill


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

We have been offered to be showered in cash---- we said no to that but would definitely have been tempted by a KFC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of that here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too "

I'll offer my butt for your strap on

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on "

what's happening here you used to be straight like clit did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on what's happening here you used to be straight like clit did. "

I've been drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on what's happening here you used to be straight like clit did. I've been drinking "

well you can be a proper swinger now then unlike me then as Clem would say

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Is it weird to say I suddenly feel left out??? Lol. ..8.

I would be lucky if one day a guy actually TURNED UP WITHOUT CANCELLING AT THE LAST MINUTE!

Now THAT would be something! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it weird to say I suddenly feel left out??? Lol. ..8.

I would be lucky if one day a guy actually TURNED UP WITHOUT CANCELLING AT THE LAST MINUTE!

Now THAT would be something! !!! "

I can cancel on you a week in advance if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soup

What flavour??

Mushroom.... It was awesome

Oooooo nice "

So was she!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Is it weird to say I suddenly feel left out??? Lol. ..8.

I would be lucky if one day a guy actually TURNED UP WITHOUT CANCELLING AT THE LAST MINUTE!

Now THAT would be something! !!!

I can cancel on you a week in advance if you like? "

Oh thanks! That helps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Wow....wish I was a woman same, I'd never have to work a day in my life "

As my grandfather used to say " Anyone with a vaginia , can't never go hungry "

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Wow....wish I was a woman same, I'd never have to work a day in my life

As my grandfather used to say " Anyone with a vaginia , can't never go hungry " "

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Wow....wish I was a woman same, I'd never have to work a day in my life

As my grandfather used to say " Anyone with a vaginia , can't never go hungry " "

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By *ocketrocket80Man
over a year ago

Walsall


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

A bag of Haribos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered money but nothing else - exaggerate much?

Poor you! They must not think you're worthy of such high end gifts "

How did this nugget slip under the radar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me a KFC!!

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By *lttattoocoupleCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Drugs and money usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I have been offered anything. I even go halves on the drinks

Mrs s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offered money to give someone a blow job .... i politley told him where to go

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I was asked how much to let a guy give me a blow job... ..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I was asked how much to let a guy give me a blow job... .. "

Oh god. I had one of those... only he wanted me to smoke a cigar at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only ever get offered to be sucked off by Guys.

Extremely frustrating when your profile clearly states "Fucking Straight"

Other than that I'm never offered anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on "

Only if you take your socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on

Only if you take your socks off "

it was a cold day, I forget to take them off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on

Only if you take your socks off

it was a cold day, I forget to take them off "

There's better ways to warm up than that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow OP that's some list !!

I've been offered lingerie , shoes and money. All reported too I'll offer my butt for your strap on

Only if you take your socks off

it was a cold day, I forget to take them off

There's better ways to warm up than that though "

Yeah, could've just turned the heating up

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much to my surprise I was offered cash this week to 'entertain' a chap's wife Naturally, I declined.

OP Four pairs of stockings? What a random number I wonder if he was standing in the 'ladies smalls' section of Tesco and there was only four pairs left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked how much to let a guy give me a blow job... ..

Oh god. I had one of those... only he wanted me to smoke a cigar at the same time "

Bloody 'ell. And I thought it was just me

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By *ettyboop61Woman
over a year ago

St Neots

Wow I must be doing something wrong....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered £1000 the other night.

Of course it was complete bullshit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was asked how much to let a guy give me a blow job... ..

Oh god. I had one of those... only he wanted me to smoke a cigar at the same time "

Only one

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to offer me something for a night of passion ! If you're stuck i could really do with a new toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ive just had an offer and i have just blocked him ...

No comment ...gobsmacked ...but then again you do get nutters on here wtf lol

Move on ....next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was offered £1000 the other night.

Of course it was complete bullshit."

No it wasn't. Okay, you might have had to wait for pay day but I would have got the cash together..................Shit........did I just type that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was offered £1000 the other night.

Of course it was complete bullshit.

No it wasn't. Okay, you might have had to wait for pay day but I would have got the cash together..................Shit........did I just type that out loud "

I would have made you double the offer

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I was offered £1000 the other night.

Of course it was complete bullshit."

I did explain... I need a vat receipt for anything more than £20.00 ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was offered £1000 the other night.

Of course it was complete bullshit.

I did explain... I need a vat receipt for anything more than £20.00 .. "

I would have written the receipt on your arse

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I've been known to offer a bacon butty if a meet stays the night...

I'm still not as classy as "KFC guy". Must try harder....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered coffee.

I got coffee.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... "

Or a light fingered courrier

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

what about the cuddly toy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chance to go cruising, I thought they meant a boat but apparently it's in a car to a local dogging spot. I'm guessing they want me to suck on the good ship lollipop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been offered:-

Designer shoes

Tiffanys

Money

Have to say I've been tempted on more than one occasion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered:-

Designer shoes

Tiffanys

Money

Have to say I've been tempted on more than one occasion "

Guess a drive in a battered Picasso followed by a bag of chips while walking along Cleethorpes prom with wind whipping sand in your hair won't cut the mustard either then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

Omg how could you turn down socks....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been offered:-

Designer shoes

Tiffanys

Money

Have to say I've been tempted on more than one occasion

Guess a drive in a battered Picasso followed by a bag of chips while walking along Cleethorpes prom with wind whipping sand in your hair won't cut the mustard either then? "

Chips & a walk sounds perfect, needs to be a dry day otherwise my hair is gonna get huge!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paha! Jesus! People trying to fight for you attention AND the offer of free puppies!? It's almost worth putting up with the creeps for lmao!

I've never had anyone legit offer to meet. Although I did have one guy who, after I turned him down (I'm straight), kindly offered to wear a bin bag over his face the whole time!!! Lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

If any lady actually likes the person offering gifts but doesn't think its right to accept them my TV is quite old and er with surround sound, I'm only saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flights to Portugal.

Holiday in Spain.

Money.

Lingerie.

Toys...

All rejected.. Can't be arsed with that shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue. "

Bad boy?...

Bad boy?

Bad boy? (Insert ROTFLPMSL emoji here)

Oh dear...... Is that what you're calling puppy for weeing in your shoes?

Or did you not eat all your tea and Grandma is upset because she did her special roast potatoes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Must be attracting some very strange men... very desperate men

Oh thanks!!! I didn't mean it like that I haven't seen your face but I'm sure your pretty. Doesn't make sense to me if these men are just looking for shag that they don't just hire a top class escort then, seems a lot cheaper than some of the things you have been offered.

Well if they can get an escort for the price of a KFC .... I was referring to the France trip, puppy, tumble drier, tv

I was clearly teasing you don't tease if your not gonna play

"You're" funny fucker aren't you

I wasn't being funny just politely pointing out your grammatical error I actually went to a grammar school aswell believe it or not, considering my thug type image which is all a deception to blend in with the crowd.

is that shocked because of my grammar on the forum at times? Or because if the image? We all know some like the bad boy look to an extent. Should see the look I get with my tattoos when I play at some prestigious golf courses, luckily I'm good at golf though so it doesn't become an issue.

Bad boy?...

Bad boy?

Bad boy? (Insert ROTFLPMSL emoji here)

Oh dear...... Is that what you're calling puppy for weeing in your shoes?

Or did you not eat all your tea and Grandma is upset because she did her special roast potatoes?"

Ha ha ha ha well said

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

Omg how could you turn down socks.... "

I haven't been offered socks yet! If I do I'll take them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

A tumble drier?

What a wierd thing to offer somebody on a sex site

I've been offered several holidays on here whenever somebody offers to take me abroad I just think drug mule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie, various amounts of money, dinner, shopping trips, etc.

My favorite was a guy who wanted to arrange a gangbang for him and 5 friends. Offered me £2,000!

I don't think any of these people would have actually shown up if I had said yes, though. I think it's mostly fantasy. Or maybe just testing to see if gifts would change my answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered a slap across the face

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods

A tumble drier?

What a wierd thing to offer somebody on a sex site

I've been offered several holidays on here whenever somebody offers to take me abroad I just think drug mule "

He must have had a spare one he didn't need!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lingerie, various amounts of money, dinner, shopping trips, etc.

My favorite was a guy who wanted to arrange a gangbang for him and 5 friends. Offered me £2,000!

I don't think any of these people would have actually shown up if I had said yes, though. I think it's mostly fantasy. Or maybe just testing to see if gifts would change my answer."

It's laughable isn't it! I wonder what this week will bring, I'm hoping for a new garden bench ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lingerie, various amounts of money, dinner, shopping trips, etc.

My favorite was a guy who wanted to arrange a gangbang for him and 5 friends. Offered me £2,000!

I don't think any of these people would have actually shown up if I had said yes, though. I think it's mostly fantasy. Or maybe just testing to see if gifts would change my answer.

It's laughable isn't it! I wonder what this week will bring, I'm hoping for a new garden bench ..."

A garden bench, huh?

Excuse me while I compose a compelling pm

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By *ittle missnaughtyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"So what are the random things you have been offered to meet someone?

So far this week I have had the kind offers of the following in exchange for a meet with the kind hearted gents...

A line of Cocaine

All expenses paid trip to France

A trip to the Trafford Ctr to choose what I want

A meal at KFC

A dress from John Lewis

A large screen TV and Surround sound

A tumble drier

4 pairs of Stockings

And lastly a puppy!!!

As kind as the offers are I politely rejected them all, to which I usually got an abusive response back ...

#menontheirperiods"

I must be doing something wrong. Nothing !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lingerie, various amounts of money, dinner, shopping trips, etc.

My favorite was a guy who wanted to arrange a gangbang for him and 5 friends. Offered me £2,000!

I don't think any of these people would have actually shown up if I had said yes, though. I think it's mostly fantasy. Or maybe just testing to see if gifts would change my answer.

It's laughable isn't it! I wonder what this week will bring, I'm hoping for a new garden bench ..."

I've got something comfortable and sturdy for your lady garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I offer every man who messages me a free eye test voucher "

Some may need it in Braille, (not so Innocent) but guess they could feel their way around nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money and drugs. Just cause I'm on here doesn't make me desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mever get offered anything perhaps they thibk i should be grateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered a BJ if I could shit this thread down ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* shut! Lol

How could I refuse ...

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over a year ago

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