FabSwingers.com forum: Your 15 key selling points .

By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15?

Some men couldn't muster up 5!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Not gonna list all my attributes, fair play you seem to have a lot to offer op but I won't jump through any hoops to get a meet and I have had couples suggest getting a hotel expecting me to pay for it all which I would consider trying to take advantage of me.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have some hats

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

A bloke could have no USPs. As long as we click on messages and his pic tempts me, I don't need a huge wall of text to make my mind up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I think I had a good profile (got 2 compliments about it)

2. I was told my pictures are Ok

3. I'm friendly

Yep those are mine, almost 15

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"15?

Some men couldn't muster up 5!

Try 2

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Mostly harmless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op you really sound like the dogs bollocks well done you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a marketing strategy!!

Since when did fab become a business orientated place.

You meet folk not on how they sell themselves but because their nice

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I have some hats

let me guess...15?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I think I had a good profile (got 2 compliments about it)

2. I was told my pictures are Ok

3. I'm friendly

Yep those are mine, almost 15

Your personality shines through

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hmmmmmm oh dear... ill come back to this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Mostly harmless."

Glad you said mostly

Are women included in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I know when to use their,there or they're.

2. I have a vagina.

3. I have tits.

I think that's it really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Mostly harmless."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"1. I know when to use their,there or they're.

2. I have a vagina.

3. I have tits.

I think that's it really. "

Get your coat you've pulled

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I have just one USP.

1.I'm ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15?

I'd be lucky to come up with 2 or 3!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Doesn't matter for women really though, for single men you do have to stand out to get noticed on here and have to have a lot going for you to have any chance of meets because of the fierce competition. You are kind of selling yourself in a way to show how your different from just another single guy on here out of the thousands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

That sort of information would be great for a dating site but as this is a swingers/sex site, the demographics are a little different...

Unless you expect your potential meet to read all that and then say 'well that's enough about me, get your knickers off' I really don't see the point!

I prefer to chat, meet for a social and see if we click that way... No amount of words, however well written, will give me a true insight into a person

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I think I had a good profile (got 2 compliments about it)

2. I was told my pictures are Ok

3. I'm friendly

Yep those are mine, almost 15

Your personality shines through

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin"

Fuuuuck, that just makes me want you more!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Doesn't matter for women really though, for single men you do have to stand out to get noticed on here and have to have a lot going for you to have any chance of meets because of the fierce competition. You are kind of selling yourself in a way to show how your different from just another single guy on here out of the thousands."

I have to agree..... It's a buyers market as a girlie.

Except I ain't paying!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

15 selling points to be be a swinger.

All you need to be is nice, normal(ish), and we get on.

I do however think one of my friends may have advanced driving, i shall have to ask him later

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I have to agree..... It's a buyers market as a girlie.

Except I ain't paying!

"
probly the most fun online shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin

Fuuuuck, that just makes me want you more!

I know ....im quite a catch

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I know the difference between 15 and 16.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

1 i like to shag

2 im short so everyone is taller

3 i have a vagina

4 oh i can accomodate (big bonus points)

5 im nice(ish)

6 i have a vagina

7 i dont care what you do when your not shagging me

8 im not a stalker/physcopath (big bonus points)

9 i have a vagina

10 if you run out of anything i live next to a supermarket

11 i have cats must mean im good natured

12 practically impossible for me to get pregnant so condoms/coil/are good enough

13 i have a vagina

14 im to lazy to actually care about anything

15 if you cant read all this just see the points where i have a vagina

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"1. Mostly harmless."

Sold!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

1 ..I've got cake

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

That sort of information would be great for a dating site but as this is a swingers/sex site, the demographics are a little different...

Unless you expect your potential meet to read all that and then say 'well that's enough about me, get your knickers off' I really don't see the point!

I prefer to chat, meet for a social and see if we click that way... No amount of words, however well written, will give me a true insight into a person "

Yes, there's nothing on that list to indicate he's actually an interesting person (i.e won't bore you to tears) or even a good fuck.

If you're interested in a man with dosh and no indication of anything else, a fine catch indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the the best cheese on toast in the western world!

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I need a marketing strategy!!

This lifetime only all my meets are 100% free, plus book today and I'll throw in my free ebook

"How to get 10% off at Lovehoney"

Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree..... It's a buyers market as a girlie.

Except I ain't paying!

It is & it isn't a buyers market being a woman on here.

Whilst I agree the odds are stacked in my favour & I could do virtually fuck all & still get a meet.

The type of men I want to attract are in demand so I still have to make an effort or I'm not going to get anywhere with them.

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over a year ago

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

All very commendable, But that is assuming people actually read your profile or can even read in the first place. People still ask me questions which are clearly displayed on my profile. I guess they just look at the pretty pictures, ignore the words, think with their cock and talk through their arse.

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin"

brill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin

brill"

Ah..a lady with intelligence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make the the best cheese on toast in the western world! "

I'm sold!

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging"
Cap d Agde is one the leading, if not tbe main swinging resort in the world . During July and August it is packed with swingers from all over the world . There are very few resorts where a man could have three or four ladies in a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive"."

No swimming certificates?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bake cakes and make tea.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I have to agree..... It's a buyers market as a girlie.

Except I ain't paying!

It is & it isn't a buyers market being a woman on here.

Whilst I agree the odds are stacked in my favour & I could do virtually fuck all & still get a meet.

The type of men I want to attract are in demand so I still have to make an effort or I'm not going to get anywhere with them.

"
yeah kind of being touching on this subject lately an no offence intended here is this because you might think you would be punching above your weight so to speak with these men in demand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging Cap d Agde is one the leading, if not tbe main swinging resort in the world . During July and August it is packed with swingers from all over the world . There are very few resorts where a man could have three or four ladies in a day. "

When you talk to said women do you have a written list of all these things or do you just sit and have a nice chat?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I need a marketing strategy!!

This lifetime only all my meets are 100% free, plus book today and I'll throw in my free ebook

"How to get 10% off at Lovehoney"

Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back

Loving the ebook option!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I try not to be too complicated and keep things simple

2. See 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. I try not to be too complicated and keep things simple

2. See 1"

Perfect answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

Yes read your 15 selling points then checked out your pics.

Virtually the same pose on a bed with or without a female holding or bj ing your cock.

You were saying......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. I have a vagina

2 - see 1

3 - see 2

4- 15 - see 1!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

You can stick all the fish you like in the shop doorway...... but i'm looking for balluga.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive".

No swimming certificates?"

No. Shit at swimming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 selling points....

I'm not for sale sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make the the best cheese on toast in the western world! "

Don't just stand there put the grill on. You can't make statements like that then expect me not to make you prove it. I shall be there in 10. Which igloo?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

Cap d Agde is one the leading, if not tbe main swinging resort in the world . During July and August it is packed with swingers from all over the world . There are very few resorts where a man could have three or four ladies in a day. "

If thats the sort of woman you're after, thats all you need to say.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

I've been to Glastonbury but i'm a shit singer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin"

Love it!

Welcome to me 'would like to meet' list!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive".

No swimming certificates?

No. Shit at swimming."

We'll overlook the shit swimming if you are half good at muff diving ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sure we could narrow our awesomeness down to only 15 points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some women are attracted to you,some to your money. I know which I'd rather have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin

Love it!

Welcome to me 'would like to meet' list!

Filters.....filters ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not gonna list all my attributes, fair play you seem to have a lot to offer op but I won't jump through any hoops to get a meet and I have had couples suggest getting a hotel expecting me to pay for it all which I would consider trying to take advantage of me."

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive".

No swimming certificates?

No. Shit at swimming.

We'll overlook the shit swimming if you are half good at muff diving ?"

Enthusiastic for about 10 minutes, then my attention wanes...

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

it's the abuse of power thing again that they think they can get away with on here. I have no problem going half on a hotel but thinking I will pay for it all them they have another thing coming an it wont be me ( pun intended)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 ..I've got cake"

I love cake

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive".

No swimming certificates?

No. Shit at swimming.

We'll overlook the shit swimming if you are half good at muff diving ?

Enthusiastic for about 10 minutes, then my attention wanes..."

Hmmm maybe after five mins you could amuse yourself trying to reverse sequence the moment of your birth... great surprise element to be had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

As usual the jealous ones will come in this thread and read your post as bragging , and will not participate but will try to hijack and bully

But I'll indulge this topic

1) I have perfect white teeth

2) I shower 3 times a day

3) I can make anyone laugh

4) I never met a stranger

5) I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Mostly harmless."

That's my profile tag line

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I do keep reading number 5 and chuckling....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive".

No swimming certificates?

No. Shit at swimming.

We'll overlook the shit swimming if you are half good at muff diving ?

Enthusiastic for about 10 minutes, then my attention wanes...

Hmmm maybe after five mins you could amuse yourself trying to reverse sequence the moment of your birth... great surprise element to be had. "

Mmmm kinky...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

As usual the jealous ones will come in this thread and read your post as bragging , and will not participate but will try to hijack and bully

But I'll indulge this topic

1) I have perfect white teeth

2) I shower 3 times a day

3) I can make anyone laugh

4) I never met a stranger

5) I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK

Number 3.... Go ahead.... make my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

Can't believe that other people expect you to pay for everything. Be cheaper hiring an escort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

As usual the jealous ones will come in this thread and read your post as bragging , and will not participate but will try to hijack and bully

But I'll indulge this topic

1) I have perfect white teeth

2) I shower 3 times a day

3) I can make anyone laugh

4) I never met a stranger

5) I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK

3 times a day? Are you very sweaty?

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"1 ..I've got cake

I love cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

I'll always go half , and I'll even pay the whole thing if I know the couple . But don't act like you're doing me any favors by letting me fuck your wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not for sale.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I make the the best cheese on toast in the western world! "

This was not a selling point, in fact it's made me hate you as I now keep thinking about cheese on toast!!!

HUNGRY!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

As usual the jealous ones will come in this thread and read your post as bragging , and will not participate but will try to hijack and bully

But I'll indulge this topic

1) I have perfect white teeth

2) I shower 3 times a day

3) I can make anyone laugh

4) I never met a stranger

5) I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK

3 times a day? Are you very sweaty?

1st in the morning before work.

2nd after the gym

3rd before bed

I'm so clean , not one of my white underwear has a skid mark

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

As usual the jealous ones will come in this thread and read your post as bragging , and will not participate but will try to hijack and bully

But I'll indulge this topic

1) I have perfect white teeth

2) I shower 3 times a day

3) I can make anyone laugh

4) I never met a stranger

5) I HAVE A BIG BLACK COCK

3 times a day? Are you very sweaty?

1st in the morning before work.

2nd after the gym

3rd before bed

I'm so clean , not one of my white underwear has a skid mark

"
most people dont have skid marks or your meeting strange people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make the the best cheese on toast in the western world!

This was not a selling point, in fact it's made me hate you as I now keep thinking about cheese on toast!!!

HUNGRY!!!

You're welcome Hanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't reveal mine, everybody would start to copy me

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

Can't believe that other people expect you to pay for everything. Be cheaper hiring an escort

"
probly would but I don't like the idea of paying for sex I want to have sex with somebody who wants to have sex with me an not just because i paid them. There is probly mugs on here doing it all the time or offering so if you give people an inch they will take a mile. Do you pay fir everything she using a hotel for couples OP? See I think its slightly different with single ladies compared to couples also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. RYA level 5 inshore dinghy sailing

2. RYA "competent crewmember"

3. RYA level 3 powerboat.

4. Full UK driving licence

5. Full UK motorcycle licence

6. Full UK marriage certificate.

7. Boeing Apache AH1 type course

8. AW Merlin Mk1 type course

9. AW Merlin Mk2 type course

10. AW Merlin Mk3 type course

11. Company director

12. Certificate in Human factors in aviation

13. Time served MOD apprenticeship

14. GOLDesp (level 4 auth)

15. Gold award "wiggle sportive".

No swimming certificates?

No. Shit at swimming.

We'll overlook the shit swimming if you are half good at muff diving ?

Enthusiastic for about 10 minutes, then my attention wanes...

Hmmm maybe after five mins you could amuse yourself trying to reverse sequence the moment of your birth... great surprise element to be had.

Mmmm kinky...

I had visions of you with your head up your arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

Ability to count!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

Ability to count!

this..

nuff said..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm would like to address point number one Pat,if I may?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I make the the best cheese on toast in the western world!

This was not a selling point, in fact it's made me hate you as I now keep thinking about cheese on toast!!!

HUNGRY!!!

You're welcome Hanky

. Only cause I loves ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

Can't believe that other people expect you to pay for everything. Be cheaper hiring an escort

probly would but I don't like the idea of paying for sex I want to have sex with somebody who wants to have sex with me an not just because i paid them. There is probly mugs on here doing it all the time or offering so if you give people an inch they will take a mile. Do you pay fir everything she using a hotel for couples OP? See I think its slightly different with single ladies compared to couples also."

Maybe it's just me. I like my independence, I work hard for what I earn, and I don't expect to be kept

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm would like to address point number one Pat,if I may? "

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

Can't believe that other people expect you to pay for everything. Be cheaper hiring an escort

Maybe it's just me. I like my independence, I work hard for what I earn, and I don't expect to be kept"
no I go dutch with single ladies also

I can just why some men might pay for hotels with single ladies, but when they already have a man the dynamic is different.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I'm would like to address point number one Pat,if I may? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Pat's heart was in the right place here people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm would like to address point number one Pat,if I may?

Just noticed the little spelling faux pas

I would,not I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats me screwed! How about 15 bad points...much easier to list!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Pat's heart was in the right place here people. "

I like Pat's honesty. Now number 5 is interesting. I'm a nervous passenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I too have had this problem my friend... The old you pay for the hotel room if you want to fuck my wife husbands.

I simply have told them " I don't need another guy in the room to have sex , this is YOUR fantasy to see your wife have sex with another man ... not mine "

They usually run away in a huff...

Can't believe that other people expect you to pay for everything. Be cheaper hiring an escort

Maybe it's just me. I like my independence, I work hard for what I earn, and I don't expect to be kept no I go dutch with single ladies also

I can just why some men might pay for hotels with single ladies, but when they already have a man the dynamic is different."

No its not.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I'm not for sale, the missus just shares me out every so often..

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Pat's heart was in the right place here people.

I like Pat's honesty. Now number 5 is interesting. I'm a nervous passenger

Note the use of the word "hopefully"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin"

Bloody hell, from the first 3 I thought you were Geoff Capes

Get over here Tarquin.how can anyone resist ? There's cake for your mum, I'll be gentle, you can rub noses with me, we 'll use your left ball as a night light

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1) I have a pulse

2) I have boobs

3) I have a vagina

4) I always have bacon

5) I always have tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there was me thinking every single guy only needed a cock pic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I have a pulse

2) I have boobs

3) I have a vagina

4) I always have bacon

5) I always have tea

You had me at number one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Pat's heart was in the right place here people.

I like Pat's honesty. Now number 5 is interesting. I'm a nervous passenger

Note the use of the word "hopefully"

Eyes tight shut behind sunglasses if all else fails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1: We can accommodate.

2 to 15 we still thinking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I have a pulse

2) I have boobs

3) I have a vagina

4) I always have bacon

5) I always have tea

You had me at number one

Not a lot of people can resist me for that reason alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And there was me thinking every single guy only needed a cock pic lol "

Seen one you seen 'em all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin

Bloody hell, from the first 3 I thought you were Geoff Capes

Get over here Tarquin.how can anyone resist ? There's cake for your mum, I'll be gentle, you can rub noses with me, we 'll use your left ball as a night light

That made me laugh...

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By *uttleycrewMan
over a year ago

Dorset

"1. I know when to use their,there or they're.

2. I have a vagina.

3. I have tits.

I think that's it really. "

Very funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even MI6 has this information about me. I'm not prepared to give it out willingly. The ramifications of this would be too severe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think Pat's heart was in the right place here people.

I like Pat's honesty. Now number 5 is interesting. I'm a nervous passenger

Note the use of the word "hopefully"

Eyes tight shut behind sunglasses if all else fails

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Meet me and find out.

Once in a generation talent 'ere

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Note: the friend i thought had been on number 5 hasnt only a cause to drive special vehicles so i told him oral only as hes only done half a job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Big Tits

2 Natural Redhead

...who needs 3-15?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 Big Tits

2 Natural Redhead

...who needs 3-15?

Sold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this not just another look at me and see how great I am thread masquerading as a hints and tips thread or am I just too suspicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1) I have a pulse

2) I have boobs

3) I have a vagina

4) I always have bacon

5) I always have tea

This is mostly aimed at 4 and 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1,i don't get pmt

2, I don't get pmt

3,i don't get pmt

4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,,,i don't get pmt

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Did not read the Op note, why do guys jump through hoops to meet?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I dont drive so anyone getting in as a passenger with me will be safe cause we wont be going anywhere

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Not even MI6 has this information about me. I'm not prepared to give it out willingly. The ramifications of this would be too severe.

Get lost, even I've seen your cock!!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"1,i don't get pmt

2, I don't get pmt

3,i don't get pmt

4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,,,i don't get pmt

But at times you act like you do.....

And you make me howl with laughter at those times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bloke could have no USPs. As long as we click on messages and his pic tempts me, I don't need a huge wall of text to make my mind up."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do I hear the selling points being read out in an 'alan partridge' voice...

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By *iSensualCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

1. Neither of us is a male escort

2. Google is your best friend

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

When you talk to said women do you have a written list of all these things or do you just sit and have a nice chat?"
Sadly I cannot always talk to them. One of my weaknesses is that I do not speak many foreign languagues . I admire those who do.

However in these clubs communication by signs can be sufficient .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

When you talk to said women do you have a written list of all these things or do you just sit and have a nice chat? Sadly I cannot always talk to them. One of my weaknesses is that I do not speak many foreign languagues . I admire those who do.

However in these clubs communication by signs can be sufficient . "

How does one sign fancy a fuck?

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

If thats the sort of woman you're after, thats all you need to say."
Cap d Agde is a fairly upmarket swingers resort. On a simplistic basis the riff raff could not afford to go there . Most of those whom you meet there which includes members of fab who go there are the types who achieve things in life .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many men post about being unabke to get meets but it would appear that they fail to market themselves correctly .

The objective of this thread is to list your fifteen key selling points . From past experience those with two line profiles never reply to threads such as these.

Mine are .

1. A variety of photographs on profile .

2. Video in action available via Whats App

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

4. I can meet in a variety of different locations as I have houses in various locations including a luxury apartment in Cap d Agde in France

5. I have completed an advanced driving test so hopefully you will be safe if in my car .

6. The gardens at my houses have lots of flowers so hopefully they would brighten up your day.

7. Professional qualification.

8. Lots of hobbies and intersts including foreign travel , cooking , stocks and shares , businness , cars , commercial vehicles , agriculture and the countryside

9. Regularly tested for STDs Last test two weeks so.

10. Experienced in various situations and have performed in a swingers club in Cap d Agde in front of an audience .

11. As I have a separate phone number for swinging happy to give it out for conversations .

12. Face pictures availble , the most recent of which was takrn last week.

13. Will pay for a hotel room if necessary .

14. Opened minded and willing to learn. Currently attending French classes .

15. Happy to do short notice meets

16. Contibutes to topics on the forums

You can now list your fifteen key selling points.

I don't feel the need to overcompensate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I see...

so you listing everything you can think of to bag a fuck makes you the type that can "achieve things"..

I'm also not cool enough to fuck whilst wearing my Nan's cataract glasses...

'riff raff' what an ugly attitude you forgot to list...women are generally not stupid enough to fuck a man's wallet these days...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm not going to sell any of my keys

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

If thats the sort of woman you're after, thats all you need to say. Cap d Agde is a fairly upmarket swingers resort. On a simplistic basis the riff raff could not afford to go there . Most of those whom you meet there which includes members of fab who go there are the types who achieve things in life ."
its only a bloody shag. Who on earth discusses all the points you make at a swingers club before a shag, especially if your shagging around four wonen a time you must be hoaerse if nothing else. All you know is theyve gone to a swingers resort on holiday.

They might be in chams next week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hey what's the point when most don't read it anyway.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I see...

so you listing everything you can think of to bag a fuck makes you the type that can "achieve things"..

I'm also not cool enough to fuck whilst wearing my Nan's cataract glasses...

'riff raff' what an ugly attitude you forgot to list...women are generally not stupid enough to fuck a man's wallet these days..."

That's just Nannisism at it's worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1,i don't get pmt

2, I don't get pmt

3,i don't get pmt

4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,,,i don't get pmt

But at times you act like you do.....

And you make me howl with laughter at those times!

now now don't get narky

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I can do a variety of locks, no matter how unique yours is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I see...

so you listing everything you can think of to bag a fuck makes you the type that can "achieve things"..

I'm also not cool enough to fuck whilst wearing my Nan's cataract glasses...

'riff raff' what an ugly attitude you forgot to list...women are generally not stupid enough to fuck a man's wallet these days...

That's just Nannisism at it's worst. "

I actually thought you'd misspelled narcissism

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I see...

so you listing everything you can think of to bag a fuck makes you the type that can "achieve things"..

I'm also not cool enough to fuck whilst wearing my Nan's cataract glasses...

'riff raff' what an ugly attitude you forgot to list...women are generally not stupid enough to fuck a man's wallet these days...

That's just Nannisism at it's worst.

I actually thought you'd misspelled narcissism"

I guess arseisism works just as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

Riff raff

Sorry made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two selling points

I have tits and a fanny

Apparently that's all I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I wasn't going to do this but....

In your top floor apartment, with great views of the harbour, in that up market riff raff free swingers resort...does your bed pull out of the wall next to your kitchen sink?

Also...your shed in that garden of lovely flowers needs painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two selling points

I have tits and a fanny

Apparently that's all I need

You forgot pulse....you have a pulse too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two selling points

I have tits and a fanny

Apparently that's all I need

You forgot pulse....you have a pulse too!!

.i feel some on here don't see that as a selling point or even a necessity..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

you do talk some complete twaddle Pat..

but you are funny..

do you meet any 'riff raff' and none achievers when your not there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep reading number 16 and wondering if this man can actually count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the typos that get me...I thought only 'riff raff' were 'unabke' to spell..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have two selling points

I have tits and a fanny

Apparently that's all I need

You forgot pulse....you have a pulse too!!

.i feel some on here don't see that as a selling point or even a necessity.."

No to be fair I've never been asked for a pulse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP I just don't care about the driving test flowers and qualifications. And fail to see how that might help you score

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry OP I just don't care about the driving test flowers and qualifications. And fail to see how that might help you score "

You uncouth little harlet! How dare you care not for a garden of flowers to brighten your day..

Many a classy lady have simply fallen on their back and 'spread em' upon seeing the beauty of a bloom of Gladiolus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cap d Agde sounds like it should be in Wales not France.

My one and only selling point is that I'm Welsh.

Welsh women are renowned for being filthy *cough* whilst keeping it classy *cough cough*. We're so classy we say "pardon me" after we've cum.

Hit me up loverlips, you know I'll be a bang tidy fuck

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

I have been on here for six years.

I have got lots of pictures.

I don't talk to much.

I like using rabbit vibrators, if you like that sort of thing.

I don't mind if you cum quick.

I like giving oral sex but don't mind not receiving it.

I like to take pictures to add to my collection.

You can come to my house but only for an hour at certain times.

I am natural not shaved if you happen to like that sort of thing.

I am always clean and wear my best clothes.

I am not too serious.

I am not stuck up.

I like to get down to it straight away.

I am cuddly.

I like animals.

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin"

Dear Tarquins Mum

Can you blindfold him so we can rub noses before he realises I'm a woman and I scare him.

Thanks

Mrs S

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Sorry OP I just don't care about the driving test flowers and qualifications. And fail to see how that might help you score "

you may feel differently once you've seen the video's..?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I am quite aware what type of person would pay that amount for a swinging holiday. Being rich doesn't mean you're not riff raff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is swinging about numbered bullet points ?

So, that's where I've been going wrong all this time

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

you do talk some complete twaddle Pat..

but you are funny..

do you meet any 'riff raff' and none achievers when your not there?

"
Hi. Tbe referen e to riff raff was part of a description which someone used to describe the resort and one which I think is highly appropriate .

As I am an opened minded individual I will be mixing with s variety of peoole in a variety of situations in real life .

What makes you think that these criteria would be used to identify people in real life ?. The descriptions were used to identify the category of persons who were likely to go on holiday there.

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"I have been on here for six years.

I have got lots of pictures.

I don't talk to much.

I like using rabbit vibrators, if you like that sort of thing.

I don't mind if you cum quick.

I like giving oral sex but don't mind not receiving it.

I like to take pictures to add to my collection.

You can come to my house but only for an hour at certain times.

I am natural not shaved if you happen to like that sort of thing.

I am always clean and wear my best clothes.

I am not too serious.

I am not stuck up.

I like to get down to it straight away.

I am cuddly.

I like animals."
It is good to see a member listing theirs . The effort in equates to the effort out .

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I wasn't going to do this but....

In your top floor apartment, with great views of the harbour, in that up market riff raff free swingers resort...does your bed pull out of the wall next to your kitchen sink?

Also...your shed in that garden of lovely flowers needs painting

"
A simply reply as you mentioned it . There is a separate bedroom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1 I can fake an orgasm at will

2 I'm actually 6ft 3

3 I look ridiculous in a frock

4 I breed budgies

5 When I take Viagra my left testicle glows in the dark.

6 My mum attends all meets

7 I'm financially ruined

8 My veris are all fake

9 My sky remote is bigger than my cock

10 I cant speak English and I'm actually an Eskimo

11 I cry during sex

12 The only TV I'm interested in is a 55 inch 4K one from Currys

13 Women frighten me

14 My mum is typing this

15 My real name is Tarquin

Dear Tarquins Mum

Can you blindfold him so we can rub noses before he realises I'm a woman and I scare him.

Thanks

Mrs S

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3. Detailed profile with lots of information

Have got to say OP, intended or not, your profile is hilarious

Good stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought these selling points had to be unique? Just on first glance 11 of them also apply to me. You missed out number 17 though; "I'm a twat". Not one of those things you listed would be a deciding factor for me as to whether we might play and if you talk remotely anywhere similarly to how that message and your replies to others' comments you wouldn't even get a Hello.

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By *at69drive OP Man
over a year ago

Hertford

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

I see...

so you listing everything you can think of to bag a fuck makes you the type that can "achieve things"..

I'm also not cool enough to fuck whilst wearing my Nan's cataract glasses...

'riff raff' what an ugly attitude you forgot to list...women are generally not stupid enough to fuck a man's wallet these days..."
Maybe just a realistic summary of the type of person who is unlikely to go there . Incidently this was an expression that someone else used to describe the resort .

A lot of people aspire to achieve things in life and this has nothing to do with your wallet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if we would be considered riff raff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was Roy Orbison at first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOW

Stupid me, thinking swingers are liberal minded

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman
over a year ago

Lyndhurst

I think its quite good that you have plenty of info on your profile, I will try it and see what happens.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"What has half of them got to do with swinging?

Some just sound like bragging unless i missed the memo about having luxury apartments is the new criteria for swinging

you do talk some complete twaddle Pat..

but you are funny..

do you meet any 'riff raff' and none achievers when your not there?

Hi. Tbe referen e to riff raff was part of a description which someone used to describe the resort and one which I think is highly appropriate .

As I am an opened minded individual I will be mixing with s variety of peoole in a variety of situations in real life .

What makes you think that these criteria would be used to identify people in real life ?. The descriptions were used to identify the category of persons who were likely to go on holiday there. "

Pat, they are your words? They are not the type of phrases i would use in relation to this aspect ..

one may surmise that someone who uses such criteria online may also do do in real life too?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"WOW

Stupid me, thinking swingers are liberal minded

"
i have no idea what half of it has to do with swinging.

If it was some serios dating site but its nsa you have nsa with these people, ive never once asked anyone about their driving qualifications or how many flowers they have. You made some good points about full profile but about 11 out the 15 (which where actually 16) had nothing to do with getting meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if we would be considered riff raff

I'm guessing anyone who doesn't go to Cap D'age for a swingers holiday would be considered 'riff raff'

mind you, having said that, the world and his wife appear to converge on the place in the summer thus turning it into an open air knocking shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WOW

Stupid me, thinking swingers are liberal minded

i have no idea what half of it has to do with swinging.

Ehhhh a think you have posted to the wrong Pat

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