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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I discovered the trend to carve a piece of ginger root into a plug and put it.... Well you know where... Awesome buzz apparently, can anyone top that??

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's called 'figging'. No idea why.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I discovered the trend to carve a piece of ginger root into a plug and put it.... Well you know where... Awesome buzz apparently, can anyone top that??"

Apparently?

You mean you haven't tried it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"So I discovered the trend to carve a piece of ginger root into a plug and put it.... Well you know where... Awesome buzz apparently, can anyone top that??"
in the bath to keep the water in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Should I ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what else is possible? I once hollowed out a aubergine to fuck it... Crazy as I get...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Should I ? "
if you want your arse to feel like its on fire crack on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Blurred lines with the old pleasure pain there

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Would a big chilli work too?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"So what else is possible? I once hollowed out a aubergine to fuck it... Crazy as I get..."

Wouldn't a butternut squash be better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pips get up the japs eye, too rough, its like I was committing a war crime...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man the fuck up and get an upside down pineapple up there...then we'll be impressed

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Man the fuck up and get an upside down pineapple up there...then we'll be impressed "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where? A hole or the other? What kinda weird porn you into? Man the fuck up? Was that your first day at work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where? Arse

A hole or the other? See above

What kinda weird porn you into? Nothing out of the ordinary

Man the fuck up? Yes that's correct

Was that your first day at work? I ripped an old timber window frame out of a converted chapel

Next question?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So its on like donkey Kong...

My first day at work was licking the pips out of your pebble dash crap as I seem to remember, and that whatever you ripped out was hanging already, the scally kids even graffited their initials out of that arsehole on the way out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So its on like donkey Kong...

My first day at work was licking the pips out of your pebble dash crap as I seem to remember, and that whatever you ripped out was hanging already, the scally kids even graffited their initials out of that arsehole on the way out."

Don't you have a pineapple to be working on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I did have two but they appear to be lost in a young couple of arseholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man the fuck up and get an upside down pineapple up there...then we'll be impressed "

Lol

Photos will be required.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey, get in line fine ass, pineapples don't grow on trees you know...

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