FabSwingers.com forum: I want an independent referendum

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think the people of Yorkshire should not be allowed to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere far, far away.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're too odious for you lot.

THERE I CORRECTED IT FOR YOU

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

THERE I CORRECTED IT FOR YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here here, I concur. Yorkshire to be its own country.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Parliament to be moved to an independent Yorkshire. The other 'counties' will be part of our Commonwealth. They can get the feelgood factor of being overseen by Yorkshire and will always feel safe under our wing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH"

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do love the way they say tit a lot though

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire"

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

I'm quite happy for Yorkshire to be dug up and relocated. I can lend a spade if it helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

fancy goin down tit pub later

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

I think we should move London to Yorkshire and Yorkshire to the Equator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

fancy goin down tit pub later

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Aye. Could murder a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

fancy goin down tit pub later

Aye. Could murder a pint

burping competition afters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

fancy goin down tit pub later

Aye. Could murder a pint

burping competition afters?"

Goes without sayin chic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

fancy goin down tit pub later

Aye. Could murder a pint

burping competition afters?

Goes without sayin chic. "

yes and remember to hold yer lil pinky out when ones downing yer pint.

and I do mean yer finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

I'm quite happy for Yorkshire to be dug up and relocated. I can lend a spade if it helps."

As a Scotsman who certainly does want it's independence I'd rather we didn't get Yorkshire dug up and moved to us we are happy with our own. Oh yeah and oil aquaculture agricultural and fishing money. Without us England would be in a pretty terrible financial state. You needed us too stay in 2014 hence why they are asking for us not too form a union and request another referendum. In which Id be pretty sure we would get it and then apply to be part of the European union again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

fancy goin down tit pub later

Aye. Could murder a pint

burping competition afters?

Goes without sayin chic.

yes and remember to hold yer lil pinky out when ones downing yer pint.

and I do mean yer finger

Oh yeah. Pinky out. Open gullet and pour in pint. Belch. Wipe mouth with back of hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

eh that IS yorkshire

Oh yeah. Sorry. I got my blonde hair on today.

fancy goin down tit pub later

Aye. Could murder a pint

burping competition afters?

Goes without sayin chic.

yes and remember to hold yer lil pinky out when ones downing yer pint.

and I do mean yer finger

Oh yeah. Pinky out. Open gullet and pour in pint. Belch. Wipe mouth with back of hand. "

you classy bitch

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Please note... this is a jokey thread about us self righteous Yorkshire folk. No seriousness please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

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i'd vote to ditch Yorkshire a..always banging on about how fantastic it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parliament to be moved to an independent Yorkshire. The other 'counties' will be part of our Commonwealth. They can get the feelgood factor of being overseen by Yorkshire and will always feel safe under our wing."

We are generous, they will have an unlimited Yorkshire tea benefits system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please note... this is a jokey thread about us self righteous Yorkshire folk. No seriousness please

yer kidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please note... this is a jokey thread about us self righteous Yorkshire folk. No seriousness please

But we were taking it all so very seriously. Don't spoil it now

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Please note... this is a jokey thread about us self righteous Yorkshire folk. No seriousness please

But we were taking it all so very seriously. Don't spoil it now

No you weren't, naughty girls, go and stand outside until you've calmed down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please note... this is a jokey thread about us self righteous Yorkshire folk. No seriousness please

But we were taking it all so very seriously. Don't spoil it now

No you weren't, naughty girls, go and stand outside until you've calmed down

Do we get out bottoms smacked?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I'm all for the Republic of Manchester.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH

Why would we want to be? Silly accents. Skin that burns in moonlight. Alcohol problems. Bizarre ideas about what constitutes as food.

England has more regional accents than us Scots, alcohol problems and bizarre ideas about food are not unique to us either. Our skin is sensitive as we don't like the orange look of a daily dose of a sunbed or fake tan.

We may well see the break up of the UK as other parts of the country want to govern themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think the people of Yorkshire should be allowed to vote to see if they want to be part of the UK.

Also want scientists to look into a way of physically moving Yorkshire to somewhere warmer.

It has nothing to do with the referendum, I just think we're better than you lot

lol,,stop kidding yerself your NOT SCOTTISH"

Well,,,actually,now you come to mention it,,,,Doncaster (Capital of Yorkshire) is technically in Scotland . So we are.

(It was explained to me one night but I didn't quite understand it then,,,,a lot of alcohol was involved).

FREEDOM.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yorkshire Tea isn't grown in Yorkshire. Once the rest of the world finds out, you will be labelled as a pariah state and then blanket bombed by the UN.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Will I need a licence for the import and export of whippets?

Will ferrets become an endange_ed species?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What d'we need movin'fr?

Wer'already perfectly placed.

Tis warm'n't'summa and cool'n'twinter.

T'ladies ar sexy an't'fellas are hunks.

2 types'o'folk in't'world

Yorkshireman an'them thats wanna'be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What d'we need movin'fr?

Wer'already perfectly placed.

Tis warm'n't'summa and cool'n'twinter.

T'ladies ar sexy an't'fellas are hunks.

2 types'o'folk in't'world

Yorkshireman an'them thats wanna'be"

On the plus side. You could have signposts in your own language.

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