FabSwingers.com forum: Light hearted eu banter

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Questions to be resolved today by our pm

1. Can I still play the euro lottery

2. Have I got to give back my eu flag

3. How much redundancy pay will my poor old mep get

4 now the issue of in out in out is resolved will the song hokey kokey change to just shake it all about

Anyone want to add to the list

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can I still drink sangria?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I open the curtains this morning and see a post apocalyptic scene?

Can we start growing wonkey carrots and buy odd sized onions again?

Does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have to withdraw all our teams from the Euros??

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Will I be able to scale the butter mountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we vote back in if it goes shit shaped?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do the girls get to stay?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we at long last going to be kicked out of the Eurovision Sing Contest, rather than just get a kicking ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep em coming nice to see a bit of fun in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weekend tipple is port.

Will I still be able to enjoy this or should I move to Harvey's Bristol cream

It's from Bristol you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will my bin be collected forthightly still or is the three weekly rumour true?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Dear Mr Juncker / Tusk, may i hereby volunteer myself to deliver Mr Farage's p45..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can we still swim in the wine lake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get back my old UK passport that was th size of a small laptop??

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Will the shelves in Lidl be empty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will the shelves in Lidl be empty?"

Bugger...we really didn't think this through did we...Greek week RIP

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We can still buy Turkish kebabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cmon the Scottish referendum markII

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Don't go on the Channel tunnel today, the UK anchor has been drawn up and the tunnel will snap as we drift off into the Atlantic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't go on the Channel tunnel today, the UK anchor has been drawn up and the tunnel will snap as we drift off into the Atlantic."

Hopefully to warmer weather

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Don't go on the Channel tunnel today, the UK anchor has been drawn up and the tunnel will snap as we drift off into the Atlantic.

Hopefully to warmer weather

Depends on your outlook, either to be hit be an iceberg or to come to rest as an extra Canary Island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job. "

Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.

Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress

My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I keep my continental quilt?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.

Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress

My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part

When can you start ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.

Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress

My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part

low cut tops, short skirts that's got me vote,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do the girls get to stay?? lol"
only if they join fab.. Some hot polish girls about

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

will this affect the price of fish and chips in anyway??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose the UK won't get lumbered with Turkey for Christmas now....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i stilll eat haggis when scotland votes out of the uk?

Can i smuggle workshire puddings over the scottish border?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

French kissing to be outlawed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about all the number plates with EU flags on them, do we have a date yet when they have to be removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I unfairly be called a xenophobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No more Eurovision song contest in

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Most importantly will we still be able to buy Battenburg and Belgian buns..

and French letters..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vote for me to be the new PM! I know nothing about politics and I'm not a good liar either so I would be perfect for the job.

Not being a good liar is going to hamper your progress

My policies might win people over that and the low cut tops, short skirts and killer heels! Besides it's not winning that counts it's taking part

When can you start ?

Straight after number 10 has been fumigated and the hot tubs and pool have been installed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we now eat bent cucumbers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we now eat bent cucumbers?"

You can do whatever you like with your bent cucumbers

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Can we now eat bent cucumbers?"

You might catch the ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in Poland as this moment in time. If I wanted to bring back a Polish beauty, would I have to pay import duty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I have any rights when the Germans claim all the sun loungers by the pool in the Costa del Sol?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Danish Bacon?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will/Do I need a visa when the ginger scotch people leave us.

Your Jimmy Krankie leader won't tell us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Danish Bacon?!

That's it

Airport here I come

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By *inky BunnyMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I am in Poland as this moment in time. If I wanted to bring back a Polish beauty, would I have to pay import duty?"

She'll make you pay for the rest of your life.

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

"Questions to be resolved today by our pm

1. Can I still play the euro lottery

2. Have I got to give back my eu flag

3. How much redundancy pay will my poor old mep get

4 now the issue of in out in out is resolved will the song hokey kokey change to just shake it all about

Anyone want to add to the list

Can i still get kronenbourg

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan
over a year ago

here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Danish Bacon?!

That's it

Airport here I come "

And will i still be able to shop in IKEA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Danish Bacon?!

That's it

Airport here I come

And will i still be able to shop in IKEA? "

IKEA will be bought out by a British carpenter called Bob

The stuff will be the same but will be 3 times the price

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about Danish Bacon?!

That's it

Airport here I come

And will i still be able to shop in IKEA?

IKEA will be bought out by a British carpenter called Bob

The stuff will be the same but will be 3 times the price "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironic the light hearted thread about EU gets less than half the attention

Says a lot about forum people

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Will girls Dressed up in French maid outfits now require a passport on a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I still got to Cap d'Agde and have sex with beautiful French women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am in Poland as this moment in time. If I wanted to bring back a Polish beauty, would I have to pay import duty?

She'll make you pay for the rest of your life."

Lol! That's the best one yet...because it's true!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Will girls Dressed up in French maid outfits now require a passport on a meet?

They might need a visa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will girls Dressed up in French maid outfits now require a passport on a meet?

They might need a visa"

To pay for them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I still be able to French kiss or will this now be outlawed by Boris?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I still be able to French kiss or will this now be outlawed by Boris?"
just do the australian kiss instead

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Will I still be able to French kiss or will this now be outlawed by Boris? just do the australian kiss instead"

and not the Glaswegian one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get our six counties back?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No more continental breakfasts! Cappuccino - no!

Pig out frenzy with tea only allowed now.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Do we have to revert to wearing top hats, bowler hats and flat caps to distinguish between the upper, middle and working classes?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Do we get our six counties back?

Do you really want Ian Paisley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I get deported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I now buy those dodgy French Letters, I mean condoms without the CE mark on the back from Dave in the pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much will the haribos cost?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Can I now buy those dodgy French Letters, I mean condoms without the CE mark on the back from Dave in the pub? "

As Dave has been told he can't sign in for three months...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we now eat bent cucumbers?

You might catch the ghey"

That's only if you deep throat them.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Can we now eat bent cucumbers?

You might catch the ghey

That's only if you deep throat them.

They go in my gob sideways

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Australia are now set to leave the Au

....and just become Stralia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does David Cameron now have to wait 3 months to sign on or has he forfeited this option as he's made himself voluntarily unemployed?

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

I'm bringing back proper pittas from cyprus, regardless. Hummus to if I have the room ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the last euros england will be in? lol.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Funny line from DC to the new labour MP to keep her mobile on as she may get a call and be in the shadow cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The remain campaign was right!!!

We are dead and living the after life lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the last euros england will be in? lol."

Shag,we're still in Europe. We haven't become a continent of our own

On another note,I walked past a group of African ladies outside the school today-all chattering loudly. One of them called me over and asked if they would still be able to travel to France now we have left the EU. I explained that before we joined the EU we got a visa and that is what will happen again,if we do have travel restrictions. She beamed a broad grin,flung an accusatory finger at her friend and shouted "I TOLD YOU!" And laughed very loudly whilst clapping her hands. It made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hope I still have access to the good French wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will I get deported

You can hide in my bedroom seeing as I don't have a cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want to buy 10 eu flags for a penny.Ive got a room full of them (only joking.)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cornettos will be rebranded as Cornets, a more British sounding name.

Will flights to Europe take longer, to give us enough time to buy duty free?

And will we be free to set our clocks at whatever time we choose?

When we cut down on the bit of EU red tape, will we replace it with far more union flag coloured tape for good measure?

And when we drive into Europe, can we please refuse to change over to driving on the right, now that we're out of their bureaucratic nightmare of a club, with silly rules.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Will French girls still give french and Greek girls bite the pillow?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Funny line from DC to the new labour MP to keep her mobile on as she may get a call and be in the shadow cabinet

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

You won't be able to buy spaghetti ;

You will have to grow your own spaghetti tree .

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