FabSwingers.com forum: Joke..

By *ubbykitten OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Two guys were playing golf but they are frustrated that they being held up by two women further along. So one of the guys says:

'I wish those two women would hurry up! They are delaying our game! I am going up there to tell them'

So he goes over the hill to where the two women were playing but he suddenly ducks down just before they see him and runs back to his friend.

'That was a relief! I don't think they saw me though!'

The second guy says 'Why? What's the matter'?

The first guy replies 'One of them is my wife and other is my lover!'

So his friend says 'Don't worry, I'll go and tell them to hurry up instead'.

10 minutes later the second guy returns and says to the first man...

'Small world isn't it!'

By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A guy begged his wife to go play golf with his pal fred, the wife said "no it takes forever" ,husband begged and pleaded "we'll just play nine i'll be home in a couple hours " she relented he went to play , ten hours later he returns, she's furious, he says" honey we tee'd off fred had a heart attack, " she says " thats horrible but where have you been all this time "? He replied "i'd hit the ball drag fred , hit the ball drag fred ,hit the ball