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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me!

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec

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By *icknpussy1000Couple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me!

My participant favourite was...

Was they white guys?

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bag of chips, you say? Now I'm interested - what town is this?

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By *weet medicineWoman
over a year ago

Kesgrave


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me!

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec "

Lol hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the van it's just men,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A bag of chips, you say? Now I'm interested - what town is this? "

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not the van it's just men, "

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me!

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec "

Are you mad????????? Apple tango is awful you should hold out for orange fanta at least

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me!

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec

Are you mad????????? Apple tango is awful you should hold out for orange fanta at least "

Orange Fanta and he would have been marriage material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are stunning op but I would of at least offered a pie to go with your chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bag of chips, you say? Now I'm interested - what town is this? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you are stunning op but I would of at least offered a pie to go with your chips "

Ooooooo now we're talking! Steak please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me I drive a white van too and from work and I have never done such a thing taring all us poor chaps with the same brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you are stunning op but I would of at least offered a pie to go with your chips "

Bit of cod and I am anyone's lol

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Excuse me I drive a white van too and from work and I have never done such a thing taring all us poor chaps with the same brush "

So what would you offer instead of chips and apple tango?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not every white van owner is male and not every male white van owner is a perv.

Jus' most of 'em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you are stunning op but I would of at least offered a pie to go with your chips "

Half eaten doesn't count Mark!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be dandelion and burdock with chips !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not every white van owner is male and not every male white van owner is a perv.

Jus' most of 'em! "

True but never had a white van lady shout at me, but I live in hope

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By *icknpussy1000Couple
over a year ago

birmingham


"you are stunning op but I would of at least offered a pie to go with your chips "

What a cream pie?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

In fact I think that should be the litmus test for women, if you wanna know I your conventionally sexy walk or run past a building site an see if you get attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec "

Haha wasn't my other half was it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up. "

Not all women. It used to happen to me daily in NYC (even from a young age) and I always felt uncomfortable. Especially if I was walking with people - I would be embarassed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a black car but im sure id break my neck looking back on you! So for safety reasons can i ask you not to leave your home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bag of chips, you say? Now I'm interested - what town is this? "

Chips Courtney - chips not crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I drive a little white van and yes I'm a perve but I'm a silent perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excuse me I drive a white van too and from work and I have never done such a thing taring all us poor chaps with the same brush

So what would you offer instead of chips and apple tango? "

Subway and a fresh orange that's a cert to get you a shag

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)


"Excuse me I drive a white van too and from work and I have never done such a thing taring all us poor chaps with the same brush

So what would you offer instead of chips and apple tango?

Subway and a fresh orange that's a cert to get you a shag "

Yep I can see why that would work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bag of chips, you say? Now I'm interested - what town is this?

Chips Courtney - chips not crisps "

I'm easy, I'll take either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a coincidence iv just been walking through my town and women are driving passed asking me for a fuck....funny world isnt it

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

Not all women. It used to happen to me daily in NYC (even from a young age) and I always felt uncomfortable. Especially if I was walking with people - I would be embarassed."
maybe so but I bet it gave you a little ego boost though as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A bag of chips, you say? Now I'm interested - what town is this?

Chips Courtney - chips not crisps

I'm easy, I'll take either. "

The rumours are true then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up. "

I read the thread backwards and knew this comment would be from you.

It would make most women I know and have dated feel uncomfortable.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

I read the thread backwards and knew this comment would be from you.

It would make most women I know and have dated feel uncomfortable."
ah bullshit they would be more upset not getting any attention, another unverified not happy with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

Not all women. It used to happen to me daily in NYC (even from a young age) and I always felt uncomfortable. Especially if I was walking with people - I would be embarassed. maybe so but I bet it gave you a little ego boost though as well."

No. It made me uneasy. I walked the same route and would hear it from the same guys who would recognize me.

I would often start taking different walking routes so I wouldn't see the same guys everyday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get you're tits out love"

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

Not all women. It used to happen to me daily in NYC (even from a young age) and I always felt uncomfortable. Especially if I was walking with people - I would be embarassed. maybe so but I bet it gave you a little ego boost though as well.

No. It made me uneasy. I walked the same route and would hear it from the same guys who would recognize me.

I would often start taking different walking routes so I wouldn't see the same guys everyday. "
well maybe it is a confidence thing aswell because it's just another form of a compliment that's all. I guess if you don't believe it yourself it would make you a bit un easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This sort of thing just doesn't happen in rural Wiltshire.....Damn...who am i kidding? It doesn't happen to me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me!

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec

Are you mad????????? Apple tango is awful you should hold out for orange fanta at least "

What about a can of Dr pepper??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec

Haha wasn't my other half was it!!"

Perhaps??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Get you're tits out love""

They don't shout that at me as mine are only little

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it law that when you buy a white van that you have to keep the window down and shout out sexual comments to women?

I have literally just walked into my local town and had 3 guys I the space of 5 minutes in white vans shout at me!

My participant favourite was...

" hey sexy do you want a lift I'll buy you a bag of chips if you suck me off"

If only he had thrown in a can of Apple Tango then I would have been in that battered old transit van quicker than Adam Johnson looking at the latest Range Rover spec

Are you mad????????? Apple tango is awful you should hold out for orange fanta at least

What about a can of Dr pepper??"

Nice choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Get you're tits out love"

They don't shout that at me as mine are only little "

Yes but beautifully formed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sort of thing just doesn't happen in rural Wiltshire.....Damn...who am i kidding? It doesn't happen to me!! "
where's a white knight when you need one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Get you're tits out love"

They don't shout that at me as mine are only little "

I think you'll find that they are pert plus you have a cracking arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notice though it usually happens when there is more than one bloke in the van as there is always at least on gobshite who just has to show off to his mate and then the mate has to join in so as not to look like a wuss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sort of thing just doesn't happen in rural Wiltshire.....Damn...who am i kidding? It doesn't happen to me!! where's a white knight when you need one "

Im here!!! White knight too you're rescue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Get you're tits out love"

They don't shout that at me as mine are only little

I think you'll find that they are pert plus you have a cracking arse "

Guys like huge ones!! My arse is ok though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Notice though it usually happens when there is more than one bloke in the van as there is always at least on gobshite who just has to show off to his mate and then the mate has to join in so as not to look like a wuss "

Ha ha I love this reply as its so true!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you are stunning op but I would of at least offered a pie to go with your chips "

A couple white knighting...not just single guys then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Get you're tits out love"

They don't shout that at me as mine are only little

I think you'll find that they are pert plus you have a cracking arse "

And great legs!!

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


""Get you're tits out love"

They don't shout that at me as mine are only little

I think you'll find that they are pert plus you have a cracking arse

Guys like huge ones!! My arse is ok though "
yeah you would be 1 of them ladies where I would hate to see you go but I would love to watch you leave

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

If it's not preceeded by the twit twoo wolf whistle they're heathens....

I'm a classy bloke, carvery with either starter or dessert.. your choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

I read the thread backwards and knew this comment would be from you.

It would make most women I know and have dated feel uncomfortable. ah bullshit they would be more upset not getting any attention, another unverified not happy with me "

Some women are comfortable with it, others do take offence to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Get you're tits out love"

They don't shout that at me as mine are only little

I think you'll find that they are pert plus you have a cracking arse

Guys like huge ones!! My arse is ok though "

You'd be surprised......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Ello darlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact I think that should be the litmus test for women, if you wanna know I your conventionally sexy walk or run past a building site an see if you get attention."

Because builders are connoisseurs of sexy women,right

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"In fact I think that should be the litmus test for women, if you wanna know I your conventionally sexy walk or run past a building site an see if you get attention.

Because builders are connoisseurs of sexy women,right "
no whistles then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thats a coincidence iv just been walking through my town and women are driving passed asking me for a fuck....funny world isnt it"

You can't blame them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's when they see a female jogger and deliberately slow down and their head swivels around like a scene from the Exocist that gets me. You can just imagine them with a hard on and mistaking it for the gear stick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact I think that should be the litmus test for women, if you wanna know I your conventionally sexy walk or run past a building site an see if you get attention.

Because builders are connoisseurs of sexy women,right no whistles then "

Plenty,proving my point

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"In fact I think that should be the litmus test for women, if you wanna know I your conventionally sexy walk or run past a building site an see if you get attention.

Because builders are connoisseurs of sexy women,right no whistles then

Plenty,proving my point "
they are just more prone to do that kind of thing because they are mostly cheeky chappies that's all I'm saying. Would be an interesting experiment for women I think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

I read the thread backwards and knew this comment would be from you.

It would make most women I know and have dated feel uncomfortable. ah bullshit they would be more upset not getting any attention, another unverified not happy with me "

Isn't it against building site rules to do it? I'm sure it is. Because it can make some people feel uncomfortable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In fact I think that should be the litmus test for women, if you wanna know I your conventionally sexy walk or run past a building site an see if you get attention.

Because builders are connoisseurs of sexy women,right no whistles then

Plenty,proving my point they are just more prone to do that kind of thing because they are mostly cheeky chappies that's all I'm saying. Would be an interesting experiment for women I think."

You should stop thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

I read the thread backwards and knew this comment would be from you.

It would make most women I know and have dated feel uncomfortable. ah bullshit they would be more upset not getting any attention, another unverified not happy with me

Isn't it against building site rules to do it? I'm sure it is. Because it can make some people feel uncomfortable. "

Yes it is and most sites are walled off from the public now so they can't see anything.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Women love this kind of attention though they want to feel desired and sexy. I work on a building site an their is a lady that runs past nearly everyday always smiling when she gets whistled at. I think that makes her feel good and cheers her up.

I read the thread backwards and knew this comment would be from you.

It would make most women I know and have dated feel uncomfortable. ah bullshit they would be more upset not getting any attention, another unverified not happy with me

Isn't it against building site rules to do it? I'm sure it is. Because it can make some people feel uncomfortable. "
I'm not sure actually have to find out, well nothing has ever been said about a few whistles from a distance. I imagine approaching is entirely different though.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

I drive a white van, and never done this......am i missing a trick?

And yes, it is a tranny van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Transit van but don't partake in this .... Shouting stuff at women is a little bit cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majorie drives a white van...

I'm sure she's always doing this lol

Betty

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