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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope not even close lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?"

Was it a Phillips or a flat head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?

Was it a Phillips or a flat head?"

Cross head. NO 3 Pozidrive if that paints a picture. Quite thick.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive had a whole person inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?

Was it a Phillips or a flat head?

Cross head. NO 3 Pozidrive if that paints a picture. Quite thick.

Sufferin' succotash. OP......I salute you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knife

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?

Was it a Phillips or a flat head?

Cross head. NO 3 Pozidrive if that paints a picture. Quite thick.

na probably just an error in judgement..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first, a surgeon of which I was fortunately unaware of. The second a wasp, unfortunately only too aware of.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ive had a whole person inside me"

Me too. Two of them, but only one at a time. Bloody hurt coming out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

babies

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A freezer. I got my tongue stuck on it - don't ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A toilet brush handle...

I slipped and fell onto it.... honest... lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A freezer. I got my tongue stuck on it - don't ask!

I'm asking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A freezer. I got my tongue stuck on it - don't ask!

I'm asking!!

Xx"

I'm also asking lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"A freezer. I got my tongue stuck on it - don't ask!

I'm asking!!

Xx"

I decided to use my tongue and got it firmly frozen. You know how some people kiss, rim or do other things with their tongues? Mine was 'other'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive had a whole person inside me"

I hope he took his shoes and socks off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?"

Well done! urethral stricture on its way! Enjoy!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?"

There are easier ways to get a Prince Albert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chocolate raisin !!! Apparently my nose was hungry when my Mum asked ! I was 3 at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A toilet brush handle...

I slipped and fell onto it.... honest... lol"

Ohh in that case I've seen your trip to the hospital on TV! That poor doctor

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

An old fashioned truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An old fashioned truncheon

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

A large fresh ginger root....

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

"Ive had a whole person inside me"

I'm going to be whimsical and imagine that means you've been in space with Sigourney Weaver.

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

samurai sword handle in the ass....we'd taken a LOT of drugs

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Ive had a whole person inside me"

I'm now picturing you dressed as a Russian Doll

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large fresh ginger root....

Ouch! Bet that burnt your ring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two metal springs in my fallopian tubes if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A surgeon right up to the elbow, or at least it felt that way at the time

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've tried playing a few musical instruments with my genitals. That necessitated some amusing insertions.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

...Your dad......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

charcoal

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

A surgeon's hands holding a scalpel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A truncheon. And a marker

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate a worm and a caterpillar when I was teeny. I was a disgusting child lol

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By *ockbone1Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

An old tooth brush. I guess everyone gets curious from time to time.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"An old tooth brush. I guess everyone gets curious from time to time."

Thats Got to Be the Worst..

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Your husband, sorry only joking. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chicken for my dinner tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold cooked sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bosses high lighter pen... It was back on his desk Monday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A naked midget

Ohh hang on it might have been a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've tried playing a few musical instruments with my genitals. That necessitated some amusing insertions."

There was this one time in band camp....

Sounds fascinating...more details please?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

The equivalent of a red hot poker. It was for medical reasons - cauterisation.

For fun? A Coke can

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater

"The equivalent of a red hot poker. It was for medical reasons - cauterisation.

For fun? A Coke can "

Nicola sturgeon fan dabi dozi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...Your dad......"

Ooooooh, I could get my bi mmf after all!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Dildo shaped like a crucifix and an ex priest was using it on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex husband put Vick on his cock before sex because he thought it would be nice,it was not XXX

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By *phrodite...321Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Erm...well as the title suggests.

The weirdest thing I've ever had inside me...was a screwdriver...sharp end..lube..japs eye. Ouch.

Seemed like a good idea at the time.

Three days pissing razor blades (figuratively..i'm not that mad) proved it wasn't.

Anyone beat that?

Was it a Phillips or a flat head?"

Lmfao best thing I've read in ages

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

10 dinner candles

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

A can of Sure spray.

It was for a joke photo that's too rude for me to bring myself to share!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ex husband put Vick on his cock before sex because he thought it would be nice,it was not XXX"

Bloody hell! Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bullet... Not recommended

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bullet... Not recommended "

Difficult to beat that...that's what you call unsolicited penetration ??

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Dildo shaped like a crucifix and an ex priest was using it on me "

Hot as!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bullet... Not recommended

Difficult to beat that...that's what you call unsolicited penetration ??"

Yep, no protection either. no lasting damage (for me anyway) and the doc did a great job, scar is barely noticeable

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

2 litres of milk, nil by mouth.

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