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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm Dave ...would you like a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes please ,Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are they chocolate hob nobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are they chocolate hob nobs "

Yes and kit kats

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Yes please as long as you don't mind me dunking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chocolate ruins the tea. Rich tea is the only biscuit that won't compromise the taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooo, it will spoil my dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are they chocolate hob nobs

Yes and kit kats"

Oooooo yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes please as long as you don't mind me dunking them "

I like dunking mine in all sorts of things

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can I be awkward and have a coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a jolly nice idea.

I'd love a cup of tea and biscuit...but I'll stick to my fast and wait another hour and 40 minutes.

I hope you all enjoy it though

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I don't do tea

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By *its_n_piecesCouple
over a year ago


"I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please. "

do you mean crisps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please. "

Is that American chips or British chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Dave tea and biscuits would be great, thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please.

do you mean crisps? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please.

Is that American chips or British chips?"

You know what I meant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Dave ...would you like a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits. "

Hi Dave, I'm Star tea and a piece of cake please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Dave ( using the same tone of the anonymous alcoholics )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Dave ...would you like a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits.

Hi Dave, I'm Star tea and a piece of cake please x"

Rushes to Asda ...returns panting furiously...no you fucking cant

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Thank you, Dave.

A cup of tea would be just the ticket xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thank you, Dave.

A cup of tea would be just the ticket xx"

I don't serve silhouettes.... ...... oh ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please. "
No problem son

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Dave tea and biscuits would be great, thank you "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm way past cups of tea I'm afraid....I'm opening the rioja, would anyone care to join me?

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm Dave ...would you like a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits.

Hi Dave, I'm Star tea and a piece of cake please x

Rushes to Asda ...returns panting furiously...no you fucking cant "

Just tea then lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

great idea Dave, do you have cheesy wotsits too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi dave....im scarlett..

cup of tea and a kit kat for me please "

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Thank you, Dave.

A cup of tea would be just the ticket xx

I don't serve silhouettes.... ...... oh ok "

*sniffs tearfully in the corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"great idea Dave, do you have cheesy wotsits too?"

In mr blueskys kitchen ..I have everything..so yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hi dave....im scarlett..

cup of tea and a kit kat for me please "

There you are madam

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"great idea Dave, do you have cheesy wotsits too?

In mr blueskys kitchen ..I have everything..so yes."

nice one, a glass of sarsaparilla and some cheesy wotsits to nibble on if i may please..?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm Dave ...would you like a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits. "

Hi Dave. I'm a bit of a pain in the arse,as you know, I am on gluten free,sooooo.... could I have gluten free biscuits?

Thank you

MrsSB

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I need to buy some more Earl Grey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please. No problem son "

Son?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll take a pint of cider and a bag of salt and vinegar chips. Please. No problem son

Son? "

Its a local saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm Dave ...would you like a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits.

Hi Dave. I'm a bit of a pain in the arse,as you know, I am on gluten free,sooooo.... could I have gluten free biscuits?

Thank you

MrsSB "

No problem

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Any sweeteners for my tea pkease. ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"great idea Dave, do you have cheesy wotsits too?

In mr blueskys kitchen ..I have everything..so yes.

nice one, a glass of sarsaparilla and some cheesy wotsits to nibble on if i may please..? "

Consider it done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any sweeteners for my tea pkease. ??"

Of course

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Any sweeteners for my tea pkease. ??"

Taste the tea, not saccharin

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm Dave ...would you like a cup of tea and some chocolate biscuits.

Hi Dave. I'm a bit of a pain in the arse,as you know, I am on gluten free,sooooo.... could I have gluten free biscuits?

Thank you

MrsSB

No problem "

You are lovely

MrsSB

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