FabSwingers.com forum: Zombie apocolypse.....

By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

So I would rather have one than hear any blummin more about this brexit shite.....

But if we did and the only thing you had was the item to your immediate left to help you fend them off, what would it be and how do you rate your chances of survival!?

For me it is half a punnet of strawberries so may distract one with a sweet tooth for half a nanosecond?

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

my Kindle.... I'm fucked and not in a good way

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

i have a large remote, id offer it as a sign of sumbission to male penis size..they would then be so overwhelmed that they would all turn on each other as they all needed new zombie pics for virtual zombie and vampire land, where they all want to find undead and inorganic women for cyber, bloodletting, freezing and neck sniffing....i really dont know where this kind of drivvle comes from...lolol

(please no one tell me there really is a fetish, virtual site for this)

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

I have a large case full of fake flowers.

Would bash a few skulls

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

Should say vase

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

A big coffee mug so I might have a chance with one zombie, throw hot coffee at him/her then smash em with the cup, ( Mrs H), love this post OP as it's a regular topic of conversation with my 10yr old daughter in this house lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Salt, I'd be fine as long as by zombies you mean slugs

Mrs x

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"A big coffee mug so I might have a chance with one zombie, throw hot coffee at him/her then smash em with the cup, ( Mrs H), love this post OP as it's a regular topic of conversation with my 10yr old daughter in this house lol "

What can I say - I have the brain of a ten year old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a hurl. I'll be fine. Mrs has a spatula so... Yeah.

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By *heHoneymonstersCouple
over a year ago

cambridge

What can I say - I have the brain of a ten year old

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that's not necessarily a bad thing on this topic as she has everything planned out and I mean EVERYTHING lol although it is a little strange when she says if a zombie apocalypse hasn't happened by the time she's an adult she's becoming a micro biologist to start one, not sure what's scarier the fact she knows what a micro biologist is or she wants to start a apocalypse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an umbrella but Im pretty bad ass so Im cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are these zombies hot?!

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

A broom, i was in the army, i've had extensive training with brooms.

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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago

North Herts

Nearest thing to my immediate left is my dressing gown which is hanging on the back of the door.....guess I'm zombie food then!!

Mr G

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I have a pint glass, and, as I led a sheltered life and never got to do it in a real bar fight, I'd smash it on the desk, and then go to the zombie "come on then mush, you want some?" whilst waving it at him, (other witty epithets that could be growled are welcome).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glittery top hat.

I am yet to figure out how it could be used in a zombie hurting way.

There was that guy from that old Bond film who used a hat as a weapon... What was his name?

Blofeld... Oddfeld... Blowjob?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"A broom, i was in the army, i've had extensive training with brooms."

Obviously i'd need to watch some tom and jerry training films and brush up on my "shoo shoo" technique.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Well to her left is a laptop...so would probably be googling zombie as they attacked! To my left is her....

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"A glittery top hat.

I am yet to figure out how it could be used in a zombie hurting way.

There was that guy from that old Bond film who used a hat as a weapon... What was his name?

Blofeld... Oddfeld... Blowjob?"

Blowjob?!

You wish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now?

A 20lb splitting maul

"Grins and unfurls wings......"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My four year old. He'd see them off, especially if he was having a tantrum, they'd be the ones running then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right now?

A 20lb splitting maul

"Grins and unfurls wings......""

Just say Axe ffs

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By *indingDeemoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

My work laptop. Ill make it work

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By *ws101Man
over a year ago

mansfield

A woman pregnant with octuplets. Ide last aslong as it takes them to eat 8 babies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A woman pregnant with octuplets. Ide last aslong as it takes them to eat 8 babies!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A frozen chicken!

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

A rolled up copy of Exchange & Mart brought down smartly on a Zombie's nose . That will make those pesky necro-layabouts from stinking your gaff out .And , while we are on the subject ...half of 'em are working and signing on the dole !

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By *albec26Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

A three year old and a duvet, he's really tough though and I can hide till its all over!!

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"A frozen chicken! "

Those buggers can take out aeroplane engines - you got a chance!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

My son

MrsSB

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By *igjrvMan
over a year ago

blackwood

I would grab the biggest hammer I could find, head to the nearest grave yard and have the best game of wack-a-mole ever!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slightly aggressive black and white cat, guess that's a snack for a zombie.

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

A glass of red and an empty packet of doritos roulette. Might as well finish my glass quickly and let them have me

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Two small dogs...one a mix of chiuhahha & jack russell the other mix of dauschund/cairn/westie smallest totally pyscho at times

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"My son

MrsSB

Yup. You are safe! I've seen his toys dumper truck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm screwed x my sleeping partner. Nothing wakes him up lol x

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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm screwed x my sleeping partner. Nothing wakes him up lol x"

Haha! I know that feeling!!!!

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