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Unicorns Pfft! I've got me an Alicorn!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.

I thought. Yep got me one of those.

Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?

Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twirls in, executes a dainty curtsey and jiggles back out again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twirls in, executes a dainty curtsey and jiggles back out again. "

Damn, missed it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can you still get a file from the chemist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you still get a file from the chemist?"

The Arabic chemists on Edgewsre Road London will quite happily sell you anything they have if you have the cash. No questions asked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfft I'm not truly bi. There always something that lets me down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twirls in, executes a dainty curtsey and jiggles back out again. "

Get a room you two.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Twirls in, executes a dainty curtsey and jiggles back out again.

Get a room you two..... "

We have cosy little tent for Swingfields. Apparently with fairy lights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.

I thought. Yep got me one of those.

Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?

Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack. "

Ahhhh thats so sweet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.

I thought. Yep got me one of those.

Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?

Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.

Ahhhh thats so sweet "

In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.

I thought. Yep got me one of those.

Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?

Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.

Ahhhh thats so sweet

In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain""

Have you put something funny in your protein shake this morning dear? Nutjob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.

I thought. Yep got me one of those.

Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?

Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.

Ahhhh thats so sweet

In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain"

Have you put something funny in your protein shake this morning dear? Nutjob. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been informed by my five year old that an Alicorn has a horn and wings.

I thought. Yep got me one of those.

Is this the new superleague of Unicorns?

Single bi female. With the added bonus of a great figure, sparkling personality, pretty looks and a cracking rack.

Ahhhh thats so sweet

In a Sir David Attenborough voice. " in the distance you see a very rare sight. Two Alicorns chatting and generally twirling majestically across the plain"

Have you put something funny in your protein shake this morning dear? Nutjob. "

Yeah, anyone who'd writes something in a David Attenborough style must be a nutjob

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gwappling awound in the undergwowth you can see a herd of nut jobs whispering in their Attenborough type voices. (Done in a David Bellamy voice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats with all the voices boys it confusing

Im a seal

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Whats with all the voices boys it confusing

Im a seal "

Navy seal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw bless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats with all the voices boys it confusing

Im a seal

Navy seal?"

They are American

Im British Elite Special Forces

You're welcome

**Skips off in camouflage uniform**

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