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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

happy times please. i am sick of my internet connection, missing the football, Eu referendum/politics in general and people being moronic..

can the night owls help with light happy banter, some pervy conversation and some cake and tea..i think so..

Good evening, you lovely lot xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjour, hello and ta dah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bonjour, hello and ta dah!"
you doing..hasnt it been one of those days?.. want a slice of cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjour, hello and ta dah!you doing..hasnt it been one of those days?.. want a slice of cheesecake?"

It most certainly has.. oh yes please, I'd love a slice. Flavour? X

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems!"
i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bonjour, hello and ta dah!you doing..hasnt it been one of those days?.. want a slice of cheesecake?

It most certainly has.. oh yes please, I'd love a slice. Flavour? X"

nilla..;) but fresh raspberries from garden and double cream if you want some x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten "

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi fabbers. Gosh I've been so busy today. Been into town got my Tesco shop delivered. Fixed my hoover (who needs a man ). Cleaned my bathroom and hallway. Plus had a kip. Just watching serial killers on really n cooking. xxx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?"
close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx"

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi fabbers. Gosh I've been so busy today. Been into town got my Tesco shop delivered. Fixed my hoover (who needs a man ). Cleaned my bathroom and hallway. Plus had a kip. Just watching serial killers on really n cooking. xxx"
wow productive..thats greatxx i had a productive morning sitting in the doctors waiting room for my son, whos got a chest infection..bless x i did get all my directions written down for my trip though..im happier now x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one?"
oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x"

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nite owl reporting for duty. No cheesecake please. But a nice cup of tea would be appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjour, hello and ta dah!you doing..hasnt it been one of those days?.. want a slice of cheesecake?

It most certainly has.. oh yes please, I'd love a slice. Flavour? X

nilla..;) but fresh raspberries from garden and double cream if you want some x"

Sounds delicious, I'd lI've some.. Thank you muchly x

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours

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over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!"

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya Suzy, yes plenty of pervy banter please! Lol xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!"
now we are talking

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Nite owl reporting for duty. No cheesecake please. But a nice cup of tea would be appreciated. "
hey D4

teapot hot on the side help yourself to milk and sugar ..welcome to night owls xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Bonjour, hello and ta dah!you doing..hasnt it been one of those days?.. want a slice of cheesecake?

It most certainly has.. oh yes please, I'd love a slice. Flavour? X

nilla..;) but fresh raspberries from garden and double cream if you want some x

Sounds delicious, I'd lI've some.. Thank you muchly x"
your welcome, i grow my own fruit x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours "
evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sweet enough

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx"

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation..."
cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where are you going on your trip?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hiya Suzy, yes plenty of pervy banter please! Lol xx"
'ello..oiled a shaft recently? mwhahaha

like that?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough "
i occasionally need help

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

twittwoo

watching gypsy weddings with the kittys as there ringing there bells on there new collars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x"

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time "
tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting.. "

downward dog in lycra at my age

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Where are you going on your trip?"
telford onto the wirral, up to preston staying in preston for a week then making my way back through leicestershire i think, st neots then home to suffolk..taking in clubs along the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help "

Seems unlikely so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi fabbers. Gosh I've been so busy today. Been into town got my Tesco shop delivered. Fixed my hoover (who needs a man ). Cleaned my bathroom and hallway. Plus had a kip. Just watching serial killers on really n cooking. xxxwow productive..thats greatxx i had a productive morning sitting in the doctors waiting room for my son, whos got a chest infection..bless x i did get all my directions written down for my trip though..im happier now x"

Chest infections are icky hope he gets better soon. Where are you going on your trip? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits..."

Can't see your cheesecake on your profile but the summer fruits are lovely!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"twittwoo

watching gypsy weddings with the kittys as there ringing there bells on there new collars"
hey _oddy..id love a bell on my collar what is it with gypsy weddings ?..is it good? xx how are you feeling ?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening "
hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello night owls,

You caught me in a good mood. Finished work. Rum in hand. Bliss.

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Well good evening ......... Well it's not that good but it's a evening never the less!!!!

How are we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hiya Suzy, yes plenty of pervy banter please! Lol xx 'ello..oiled a shaft recently? mwhahaha

like that? "
Very good darling! No I haven't, but always very open minded! x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits..."
my fruits are organically home grown...

i get feisty during inspections..i have to be restrained

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are you going on your trip? telford onto the wirral, up to preston staying in preston for a week then making my way back through leicestershire i think, st neots then home to suffolk..taking in clubs along the way "

A tour of uk men??? Minot too far away from Preston if you need something fun to do on a wet afternoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello night owls,

You caught me in a good mood. Finished work. Rum in hand. Bliss. "

Fosters here n well chilled x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

downward dog in lycra at my age "
i only do yoga to perve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?"

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. "
thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Evening all! I'm all tucked up waiting to nod off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...my fruits are organically home grown...

i get feisty during inspections..i have to be restrained "

Lol, I'll tie you loosely to the chair, then I can get a closer look...I hope you don't mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour "

Wow... Way to deep at this time lol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi fabbers. Gosh I've been so busy today. Been into town got my Tesco shop delivered. Fixed my hoover (who needs a man ). Cleaned my bathroom and hallway. Plus had a kip. Just watching serial killers on really n cooking. xxxwow productive..thats greatxx i had a productive morning sitting in the doctors waiting room for my son, whos got a chest infection..bless x i did get all my directions written down for my trip though..im happier now x

Chest infections are icky hope he gets better soon. Where are you going on your trip? Xxx"
thanks he seems ok..hes not a moaner, so thats a relief..hes so rarely ill when he is you sort of go..oh wow..youre sick..

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi fabbers. Gosh I've been so busy today. Been into town got my Tesco shop delivered. Fixed my hoover (who needs a man ). Cleaned my bathroom and hallway. Plus had a kip. Just watching serial killers on really n cooking. xxxwow productive..thats greatxx i had a productive morning sitting in the doctors waiting room for my son, whos got a chest infection..bless x i did get all my directions written down for my trip though..im happier now x

Chest infections are icky hope he gets better soon. Where are you going on your trip? Xxx"
up north..well west then north then midlands than east again lolol

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...

Can't see your cheesecake on your profile but the summer fruits are lovely!"
thank you xx

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

downward dog in lycra at my age i only do yoga to perve "

and the flexibility obviously still not sure about the lycra though

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hello night owls,

You caught me in a good mood. Finished work. Rum in hand. Bliss. "
hello mrs..awesome xx hugs and glad you are getting some r&r..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour "

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself.

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well good evening ......... Well it's not that good but it's a evening never the less!!!!

How are we all? "
hey lovely woody, welcome to night owls..better now some folk have come along to banter with me..where you been?..you ok? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...

Can't see your cheesecake on your profile but the summer fruits are lovely!thank you xx"

Just thinking of your cheesecake , coated with cream.....

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hiya Suzy, yes plenty of pervy banter please! Lol xx 'ello..oiled a shaft recently? mwhahaha

like that? Very good darling! No I haven't, but always very open minded! x"
heehe hugs to you my lovely..may all your wildest dreams come true soon xx

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Well good evening ......... Well it's not that good but it's a evening never the less!!!!

How are we all? hey lovely woody, welcome to night owls..better now some folk have come along to banter with me..where you been?..you ok? xx"

I have been really busy with work and that makes woody v sad and boring, lol!!!

I'm good tho....... How's are you Suzy? You been mis behaving I hope xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Where are you going on your trip? telford onto the wirral, up to preston staying in preston for a week then making my way back through leicestershire i think, st neots then home to suffolk..taking in clubs along the way

A tour of uk men??? Minot too far away from Preston if you need something fun to do on a wet afternoon!"
men?..err no, not just men...clubs generally..several i havent been to before..Town house, infusions, possibly cupids, liberty elites as well as jaydees on way home x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hello night owls,

You caught me in a good mood. Finished work. Rum in hand. Bliss.

Fosters here n well chilled x"
excellent ..sounds really good x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x"
im glad you joined us...xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like cream on my cake please and a cherry if you've got one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where are you going on your trip? telford onto the wirral, up to preston staying in preston for a week then making my way back through leicestershire i think, st neots then home to suffolk..taking in clubs along the way

A tour of uk men??? Minot too far away from Preston if you need something fun to do on a wet afternoon! men?..err no, not just men...clubs generally..several i havent been to before..Town house, infusions, possibly cupids, liberty elites as well as jaydees on way home x"

Looks like an exciting roadtrip!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today"
it was fuking hot

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening all! I'm all tucked up waiting to nod off x"
hi JG,,good to see you sweet,,how are you? may you have sweet dreams xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...my fruits are organically home grown...

i get feisty during inspections..i have to be restrained

Lol, I'll tie you loosely to the chair, then I can get a closer look...I hope you don't mind!"
i do mind i need to be tied tightly by a dom who doesnt ask whether i mind or not...do you want me to run away?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Wow... Way to deep at this time lol"
im not a shallow muddy puddle at any time of the day or night..and some like it deep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx"

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today"
haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twit twoo... part two!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

downward dog in lycra at my age i only do yoga to perve

and the flexibility obviously still not sure about the lycra though "
that depends on the partner, but yeah that and so i dont safe word with cramp..lolol you can do yoga nube..or if you do yogi..in a bear costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...my fruits are organically home grown...

i get feisty during inspections..i have to be restrained

Lol, I'll tie you loosely to the chair, then I can get a closer look...I hope you don't mind! i do mind i need to be tied tightly by a dom who doesnt ask whether i mind or not...do you want me to run away? "

I slip the knot tighter....no I don't want you getting away....you need to be helpless as I bend down and loop your ankles to the chair legs....

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. "
broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"twittwoo

watching gypsy weddings with the kittys as there ringing there bells on there new collars hey _oddy..id love a bell on my collar what is it with gypsy weddings ?..is it good? xx how are you feeling ?"
I love the proggramme all the dresses

bertie says you can have his bell

on a downer and really low

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...

Can't see your cheesecake on your profile but the summer fruits are lovely!thank you xx

Just thinking of your cheesecake , coated with cream....."
its already been eaten..too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm to busy to keep up.. will be back in a bit x

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

downward dog in lycra at my age i only do yoga to perve

and the flexibility obviously still not sure about the lycra though that depends on the partner, but yeah that and so i dont safe word with cramp..lolol you can do yoga nube..or if you do yogi..in a bear costume "

With a pic-a-nic basket boo boo

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake "
nicks firestarters hot choc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x"

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well good evening ......... Well it's not that good but it's a evening never the less!!!!

How are we all? hey lovely woody, welcome to night owls..better now some folk have come along to banter with me..where you been?..you ok? xx

I have been really busy with work and that makes woody v sad and boring, lol!!!

I'm good tho....... How's are you Suzy? You been mis behaving I hope xx"
maybe ive been very naughty

ive missed you hunni..hugs to you..when you gonna go out and have some fun? x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? "
how are you going to serve it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc "

Give it back or I'll fix the cane

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'd like cream on my cake please and a cherry if you've got one "
only ever had one cherry...i was annoyed as he pretended not to be one...sighs...hands pot of cream over..pour gently...

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Where are you going on your trip? telford onto the wirral, up to preston staying in preston for a week then making my way back through leicestershire i think, st neots then home to suffolk..taking in clubs along the way

A tour of uk men??? Minot too far away from Preston if you need something fun to do on a wet afternoon! men?..err no, not just men...clubs generally..several i havent been to before..Town house, infusions, possibly cupids, liberty elites as well as jaydees on way home x

Looks like an exciting roadtrip!"
should be alot of fun, meeting up with folks along the way..should be a laugh xx

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By *rs and Mr PandoraCouple
over a year ago

LUTTERWORTH


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc "

Have to say nice arse/underwear

Pandora x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot "
heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake "
save me a gooey marshmallow please xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Twit twoo... part two!"
hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake save me a gooey marshmallow please xx"

Goo applied to marshmallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?"

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening again, pretty great day today, mine was anyway. Yours?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane "
You cant it went on the fire

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...my fruits are organically home grown...

i get feisty during inspections..i have to be restrained

Lol, I'll tie you loosely to the chair, then I can get a closer look...I hope you don't mind! i do mind i need to be tied tightly by a dom who doesnt ask whether i mind or not...do you want me to run away?

I slip the knot tighter....no I don't want you getting away....you need to be helpless as I bend down and loop your ankles to the chair legs...."
yeah im a naughty kitty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Suzy.im On a well earned break xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"twittwoo

watching gypsy weddings with the kittys as there ringing there bells on there new collars hey _oddy..id love a bell on my collar what is it with gypsy weddings ?..is it good? xx how are you feeling ?I love the proggramme all the dresses

bertie says you can have his bell

on a downer and really low"

sorry to hear that _oddy..youve really had a rough time recently and you are so lovely..you deserve the best xxwish i lived closer xx hugs..tell bertie i said thankyou x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm to busy to keep up.. will be back in a bit x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...my fruits are organically home grown...

i get feisty during inspections..i have to be restrained

Lol, I'll tie you loosely to the chair, then I can get a closer look...I hope you don't mind! i do mind i need to be tied tightly by a dom who doesnt ask whether i mind or not...do you want me to run away?

I slip the knot tighter....no I don't want you getting away....you need to be helpless as I bend down and loop your ankles to the chair legs....yeah im a naughty kitty.. "

Rip open your blouse so we can all see your chest....and pinch a nipple...

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice?"
should be headed that way, ice would work in lieu of a wet t-shirt

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

downward dog in lycra at my age i only do yoga to perve

and the flexibility obviously still not sure about the lycra though that depends on the partner, but yeah that and so i dont safe word with cramp..lolol you can do yoga nube..or if you do yogi..in a bear costume

With a pic-a-nic basket boo boo "
its the tourist season and the pic a nics are there to be had..

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued "
read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? how are you going to serve it?"
errr cold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane You cant it went on the fire "

I didn't start the fire (and neither did Billy Joel !!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean "

Did you ever read my story that I posted ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoo hoo hoooo. Have I taken that too literally?!

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane "
god i love it when you are masterful x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

toshieeeee xxxxxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

pm me suzy and ile tell you not putting it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"toshieeeee xxxxxx

"
Vodddddyyyyyy xxxxxx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? how are you going to serve it? errr cold? "
was thinking more in the way of how you would be dressed , how does kitty dress by the way?

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake save me a gooey marshmallow please xx

Goo applied to marshmallow "
oh yeah..what kind of goo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane god i love it when you are masterful x "

And don't you forget it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean "

Aaaaaaaaand with that I find out this site has stories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake save me a gooey marshmallow please xx

Goo applied to marshmallow oh yeah..what kind of goo? "

Oh, you know......the gooey type of goo

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.x"
im signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands


"Well good evening ......... Well it's not that good but it's a evening never the less!!!!

How are we all? hey lovely woody, welcome to night owls..better now some folk have come along to banter with me..where you been?..you ok? xx

I have been really busy with work and that makes woody v sad and boring, lol!!!

I'm good tho....... How's are you Suzy? You been mis behaving I hope xx maybe ive been very naughty

ive missed you hunni..hugs to you..when you gonna go out and have some fun? x"

Very naughty ...??? I think you may need to declare a lil more info .... Here or private

I do need to .... Work is so busy right now so just trying to keep everyone happy with the work, I think this summer is gonna finish me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.xim signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though"

Expensive isn't it. Think I need a coaster buddy! Lol.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

downward dog in lycra at my age i only do yoga to perve

and the flexibility obviously still not sure about the lycra though that depends on the partner, but yeah that and so i dont safe word with cramp..lolol you can do yoga nube..or if you do yogi..in a bear costume

With a pic-a-nic basket boo boo its the tourist season and the pic a nics are there to be had.. "

Pilfering in a basket in the sun could be fun I'm sure

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening again, pretty great day today, mine was anyway. Yours?"
hi kate..that sounds great..you got any heat wave over there?..can you share it with us please..xx mine was frustrating, but im better now thankyou xx cake? x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening Suzy.im On a well earned break xx"
hey toshie maybe you are still on your break, maybe not..catch up with you later..take care of you xx

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over a year ago


"Good evening Suzy.im On a well earned break xx hey toshie maybe you are still on your break, maybe not..catch up with you later..take care of you xx"
yeah still on my break for another 15 mins. Which means I will probably be gone by time you read this

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hi

I will try and help! I have similar broadband problems! i stopped and counted to ten about a zillion times...im good at counting to ten

Close to it going out of the window?? The mobile signal here is even worse..how about wine instead of tea?close to me wielding a sledgehammer..then i realized that wouldn't solve anything and gave up struggling...you have the wine hunni, it all tastes like vinegar to me..xx

I think telecoms in rural Yorkshire may as well be bean tins on string....I may just have a sneaky wine...and a hobnob, do you fancy one? oooh hob nobs..they make excellent cheesecake base..yum x

Mmmm hobnobs and cheesecake!

Even better than that, hobnobs, cheesecake and sexy conversation...cheesecake is sexy conversation...hehehe mmmmm have you seen my cheesecake, would you like cream with that...way hay, is that a hob nob or are you just pleased to see me...and plump juicy fruits please...all innuendo x

My love the innuendo, I would love to put loads of cream over the plump juicy fruits!! But we would have to spend a bit of time checking the fruits...my fruits are organically home grown...

i get feisty during inspections..i have to be restrained

Lol, I'll tie you loosely to the chair, then I can get a closer look...I hope you don't mind! i do mind i need to be tied tightly by a dom who doesnt ask whether i mind or not...do you want me to run away?

I slip the knot tighter....no I don't want you getting away....you need to be helpless as I bend down and loop your ankles to the chair legs....yeah im a naughty kitty..

Rip open your blouse so we can all see your chest....and pinch a nipple..."
my nipples only make guest appearances at clubs, they come with or without white shirt and give signed autographs

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice? should be headed that way, ice would work in lieu of a wet t-shirt"
geez you are pushing it arent you..i havent forgotten what i said xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane You cant it went on the fire

I didn't start the fire (and neither did Billy Joel !!) "
hahahhaha

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Did you ever read my story that I posted ? "
i dont think so sweet, send me a link x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Hoo hoo hoooo. Have I taken that too literally?!"
no it was a very good impression i thought xxx welcome to night owls bedhead..hows your day been? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Did you ever read my story that I posted ? i dont think so sweet, send me a link x "

Link sent

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"pm me suzy and ile tell you not putting it here"

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? how are you going to serve it? errr cold? was thinking more in the way of how you would be dressed , how does kitty dress by the way?"
as her owner requires

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane god i love it when you are masterful x

And don't you forget it xx"
no Sir, thankyou Sir xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice? should be headed that way, ice would work in lieu of a wet t-shirtgeez you are pushing it arent you..i havent forgotten what i said xx "
4000 miles away , dont think texas is on your tour schedule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full sunshine today, soaked up as much as possible. Tried my hand at making panna cotta, went well. I never turn down cake, bring it on

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Aaaaaaaaand with that I find out this site has stories. "
yes lovely..it has a forum for them and maybe you dont know the secret of the green arrow . by someones name there is agreen arrow where you can see what they have previously written on...not sure if there is all previous threads, in which case youd find my stories through it..or just a certain number..if cant find..ill post links x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane god i love it when you are masterful x

And don't you forget it xx no Sir, thankyou Sir xx "

That's a good kitty xxxx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake save me a gooey marshmallow please xx

Goo applied to marshmallow oh yeah..what kind of goo?

Oh, you know......the gooey type of goo "
it is what it is..gooey?...wpuld i like it?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? how are you going to serve it? errr cold? was thinking more in the way of how you would be dressed , how does kitty dress by the way?as her owner requires "
maybe a hat, when you serve ..... the ice-cream

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well good evening ......... Well it's not that good but it's a evening never the less!!!!

How are we all? hey lovely woody, welcome to night owls..better now some folk have come along to banter with me..where you been?..you ok? xx

I have been really busy with work and that makes woody v sad and boring, lol!!!

I'm good tho....... How's are you Suzy? You been mis behaving I hope xx maybe ive been very naughty

ive missed you hunni..hugs to you..when you gonna go out and have some fun? x

Very naughty ...??? I think you may need to declare a lil more info .... Here or private

I do need to .... Work is so busy right now so just trying to keep everyone happy with the work, I think this summer is gonna finish me "
you need kidnapping...maybe i should only tell you how naughty if you take some time off to smell the roses..hmmm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Aaaaaaaaand with that I find out this site has stories. yes lovely..it has a forum for them and maybe you dont know the secret of the green arrow . by someones name there is agreen arrow where you can see what they have previously written on...not sure if there is all previous threads, in which case youd find my stories through it..or just a certain number..if cant find..ill post links x"

Just found and greatly enjoyed Unicorn Hotel. I will try and find more. Although after reading that I'm definitely finding it *ahem* hard to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kettle time..who's up for a cuppa x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.xim signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though

Expensive isn't it. Think I need a coaster buddy! Lol."
i dont do roller coasters im a wimp... apparently there are two for one offers on cereal boxes right now..i must remember to look for them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake save me a gooey marshmallow please xx

Goo applied to marshmallow oh yeah..what kind of goo?

Oh, you know......the gooey type of goo it is what it is..gooey?...wpuld i like it?"

Well, based on previous conversations, I'm sure that you'd enjoy the gooey goo that covers the marshmallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.xim signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though

Expensive isn't it. Think I need a coaster buddy! Lol. i dont do roller coasters im a wimp... apparently there are two for one offers on cereal boxes right now..i must remember to look for them x"

There most certainly are.. We used one last week on a little trip to Thorpe Park

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"i got orange juice and a kit kat and wide awake which isnt good as i gotta get up for work in 6 hours evening _arks..have a break and hopefully that will stop you worrying and youll be able to drift off xx

Ta , not worrying about anything , just crap at going to sleep most of the time tried yoga moves?..in lydcra cycling shorts, bare feet and....my mind is drifting..

downward dog in lycra at my age i only do yoga to perve

and the flexibility obviously still not sure about the lycra though that depends on the partner, but yeah that and so i dont safe word with cramp..lolol you can do yoga nube..or if you do yogi..in a bear costume

With a pic-a-nic basket boo boo its the tourist season and the pic a nics are there to be had..

Pilfering in a basket in the sun could be fun I'm sure "
outside is always fun..and food is always good..x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Good evening Suzy.im On a well earned break xx hey toshie maybe you are still on your break, maybe not..catch up with you later..take care of you xx yeah still on my break for another 15 mins. Which means I will probably be gone by time you read this "
haha yay i made it..its busy tonight..which makes me happy, but sorry if i missed you xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Did you ever read my story that I posted ? i dont think so sweet, send me a link x

Link sent "
thankyou ill read it at bedtime xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice? should be headed that way, ice would work in lieu of a wet t-shirtgeez you are pushing it arent you..i havent forgotten what i said xx 4000 miles away , dont think texas is on your tour schedule "
it is actually i have friends in texas..maybe next summer..

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Full sunshine today, soaked up as much as possible. Tried my hand at making panna cotta, went well. I never turn down cake, bring it on"
excellent sounds like a great day..lemon drizzle or carrot and walnut? x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane god i love it when you are masterful x

And don't you forget it xx no Sir, thankyou Sir xx

That's a good kitty xxxx"
i want to be a very good Kitty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Did you ever read my story that I posted ? i dont think so sweet, send me a link x

Link sent thankyou ill read it at bedtime xx"

Let's hope you like it I should send it to Voddy to too cheer her up

Voddy, let me know if you want it too

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? how are you going to serve it? errr cold? was thinking more in the way of how you would be dressed , how does kitty dress by the way?as her owner requires maybe a hat, when you serve ..... the ice-cream"
what kind of hat? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane god i love it when you are masterful x

And don't you forget it xx no Sir, thankyou Sir xx

That's a good kitty xxxx i want to be a very good Kitty "

Meow xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice? should be headed that way, ice would work in lieu of a wet t-shirtgeez you are pushing it arent you..i havent forgotten what i said xx 4000 miles away , dont think texas is on your tour schedule it is actually i have friends in texas..maybe next summer.."
i'll leave the light on

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Aaaaaaaaand with that I find out this site has stories. yes lovely..it has a forum for them and maybe you dont know the secret of the green arrow . by someones name there is agreen arrow where you can see what they have previously written on...not sure if there is all previous threads, in which case youd find my stories through it..or just a certain number..if cant find..ill post links x

Just found and greatly enjoyed Unicorn Hotel. I will try and find more. Although after reading that I'm definitely finding it *ahem* hard to sleep. "
kitty cage is one and Sirs kitty cat stories is another and the club visit..mwhahaha glad you enjoyed it x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"kettle time..who's up for a cuppa x

"
hey lovely..tea and a picnic?..xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake save me a gooey marshmallow please xx

Goo applied to marshmallow oh yeah..what kind of goo?

Oh, you know......the gooey type of goo it is what it is..gooey?...wpuld i like it?

Well, based on previous conversations, I'm sure that you'd enjoy the gooey goo that covers the marshmallow "
i just like marshmallows toasted over fires till they go all gooey

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

How do all you insomniacs

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.xim signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though

Expensive isn't it. Think I need a coaster buddy! Lol. i dont do roller coasters im a wimp... apparently there are two for one offers on cereal boxes right now..i must remember to look for them x

There most certainly are.. We used one last week on a little trip to Thorpe Park "
good i hope they are still going..note to self..must get several boxes of cereal...

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? how are you going to serve it? errr cold? was thinking more in the way of how you would be dressed , how does kitty dress by the way?as her owner requires maybe a hat, when you serve ..... the ice-cream what kind of hat? x"
a little one , like the old timey ice cream parlors , and a small delicate chain around your waist

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I'm sweet enough i occasionally need help

Seems unlikely so far. thanks im taking out my angst with my sense of humour

Existential angst? Curse of us nite owls. Im prone to a bit myself. broadband or lack of angst..seems to be working now..id quite like to go into kitty mode but im not ready yet..x

Kitty mode? I'm intrigued read my stories..they will give you an idea of what i mean

Did you ever read my story that I posted ? i dont think so sweet, send me a link x

Link sent thankyou ill read it at bedtime xx

Let's hope you like it I should send it to Voddy to too cheer her up

Voddy, let me know if you want it too "
xx

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane god i love it when you are masterful x

And don't you forget it xx no Sir, thankyou Sir xx

That's a good kitty xxxx i want to be a very good Kitty

Meow xx"
was that you or me???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.xim signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though

Expensive isn't it. Think I need a coaster buddy! Lol. i dont do roller coasters im a wimp... apparently there are two for one offers on cereal boxes right now..i must remember to look for them x

There most certainly are.. We used one last week on a little trip to Thorpe Park good i hope they are still going..note to self..must get several boxes of cereal..."

We brought our cereal the night before.. cost £2 saved us £50.. bargin lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

yes please young firestarter x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.xim signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though

Expensive isn't it. Think I need a coaster buddy! Lol. i dont do roller coasters im a wimp... apparently there are two for one offers on cereal boxes right now..i must remember to look for them x"

Shreddies at the Ready!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...I'm definitely finding it *ahem* hard to sleep. kitty cage is one and Sirs kitty cat stories is another and the club visit..mwhahaha glad you enjoyed it x"

Yes, and I'll "enjoy" those others in ten or so minutes when I can go again

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice? should be headed that way, ice would work in lieu of a wet t-shirtgeez you are pushing it arent you..i havent forgotten what i said xx 4000 miles away , dont think texas is on your tour schedule it is actually i have friends in texas..maybe next summer.. i'll leave the light on "
i want to spend quite alot of time over there in next three years..i hope it comes about xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

nothing to stop you coming over here bill xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening hey fire starter xx

how are you lovely?

All the better for being part of this thread Kitty x im glad you joined us...xxx

I'm just going to lurk in the corner and have my hot chocolate with cheesecake nicks firestarters hot choc

Give it back or I'll fix the cane god i love it when you are masterful x

And don't you forget it xx no Sir, thankyou Sir xx

That's a good kitty xxxx i want to be a very good Kitty

Meow xxwas that you or me??? "

Youll be purring

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"How do all you insomniacs "
hey choritz xx its been full of em tonight xx

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"nothing to stop you coming over here bill xx"
got to work somethings out first _oddy, its on my list

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day today haha i saw you answer bill sorry for taking so long to get to you lovely...need an icecream? how are you going to serve it? errr cold? was thinking more in the way of how you would be dressed , how does kitty dress by the way?as her owner requires maybe a hat, when you serve ..... the ice-cream what kind of hat? x a little one , like the old timey ice cream parlors , and a small delicate chain around your waist"
requires research xx

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham


"How do all you insomniacs hey choritz xx its been full of em tonight xx "

Had a fatal snooze again !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes please young firestarter x

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Sent Voddy x

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By *uzy444 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Twit twoo... part two!hey rpd

nearly im betting.. x good evening..what you upto?

Good evening you. Just forum lurking. You? Interested in the Alton Towers social.xim signed up for the saturday xx ill be there if at all possible, could do with some free tickets though

Expensive isn't it. Think I need a coaster buddy! Lol. i dont do roller coasters im a wimp... apparently there are two for one offers on cereal boxes right now..i must remember to look for them x

There most certainly are.. We used one last week on a little trip to Thorpe Park good i hope they are still going..note to self..must get several boxes of cereal...

We brought our cereal the night before.. cost £2 saved us £50.. bargin lol"
excellent stuff, well worth the rice krispy cakes you have to eat to get the tickets..lolol

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Well it was a 2 jalapeño having sex day todayit was fuking hot heehe is it comingthis way?..thats what i want to know..it can stop raining for a few weeks especially while i travel x

got some ice? should be headed that way, ice would work in lieu of a wet t-shirtgeez you are pushing it arent you..i havent forgotten what i said xx 4000 miles away , dont think texas is on your tour schedule it is actually i have friends in texas..maybe next summer.. i'll leave the light on i want to spend quite alot of time over there in next three years..i hope it comes about xx"

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