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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Had a rubbish day at work, motorbike is on the blink and my playmate is stuck at work, I need cheering up, who wants to make me smile? Please lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will a few crap jokes help?

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms

Happy Days.

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I've decided to give up sexual innuendos for Lent.

It's so hard.

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Why doesn't Mike Tyson play Playstations?

He's an Xboxer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're extinct

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

What's up with the bike?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece of string walks into the pub, barman says 'oi, are you 18?'. Piece of string says 'No, I'm a frayed knot'.....

I'll fetch me coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on my way.....if only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A piece of string walks into the pub, barman says 'oi, are you 18?'. Piece of string says 'No, I'm a frayed knot'.....

I'll fetch me coat "

Lolled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's up with the bike?"

The front brake makes a grinding sound, my FB says not to ride till its sorted and it's a while to payday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A piece of string walks into the pub, barman says 'oi, are you 18?'. Piece of string says 'No, I'm a frayed knot'.....

I'll fetch me coat "

He he

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will a few crap jokes help?

My wife said she’s leaving me because of my obsession with American sitcoms

Happy Days.

---

I've decided to give up sexual innuendos for Lent.

It's so hard.

---

Why doesn't Mike Tyson play Playstations?

He's an Xboxer "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box

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The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're extinct "

Everytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box

The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol"

Sounds like it just needs new brake pads, it's a ten minute job, won't cost much to get done

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box

The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the

back box off lol"

Needs new brake pads

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box

The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol

Sounds like it just needs new brake pads, it's a ten minute job, won't cost much to get done "

I'll have to go chat up the local mechanic, no good me trying to do it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're extinct

Everytime."

Because its funnyyyyyyyyyy

I know a good one about Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're extinct

Everytime.

Because its funnyyyyyyyyyy

I know a good one about Batman "

Oh yeah? where did you hear that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're extinct

Everytime.

Because its funnyyyyyyyyyy

I know a good one about Batman

Oh yeah? where did you hear that?"

From a cutie who is secretly a little naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're extinct

Everytime.

Because its funnyyyyyyyyyy

I know a good one about Batman

Oh yeah? where did you hear that?

From a cutie who is secretly a little naughty "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box

The front brake is on the blink it makes a terrible grinding sound, I've taken the back box off lol

Sounds like it just needs new brake pads, it's a ten minute job, won't cost much to get done

I'll have to go chat up the local mechanic, no good me trying to do it lol "

It'll only cost about 40-50 quid, it's an easy job and the pads are quite cheap too. You've got me in the mood now, I'm off out for a ride on mine. Chin up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I haven't even acknowledged the op.

Tea? ...That's all I got.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My girlfriend said she's breaking up with me because of my obsession with the monkees... I thought she was joking....

And Then I saw her face,

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I used to be in a band called lost cat....

You might have seen our posters..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, I haven't even acknowledged the op.

Tea? ...That's all I got. "

Ooh lovely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to be in a band called lost cat....

You might have seen our posters.. "

Lost cat and the rewards

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My dog used to chase people on a bike... It got so bad I had to take his bike away...

Here about the kid that was sent home from school for swearing, his mum told his dad when he came home ....dad goes upstairs and starts to talk to his lad...what did you say ? Kid says I used the c word .. that's not clever is it says the dad no says the kid it was Cu*t..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dog used to chase people on a bike... It got so bad I had to take his bike away...

Here about the kid that was sent home from school for swearing, his mum told his dad when he came home ....dad goes upstairs and starts to talk to his lad...what did you say ? Kid says I used the c word .. that's not clever is it says the dad no says the kid it was Cu*t.."

He he he

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"What's up with the bike?

The front brake makes a grinding sound, my FB says not to ride till its sorted and it's a while to payday "
sounds like brake pads need replacing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's up with the bike?

The front brake makes a grinding sound, my FB says not to ride till its sorted and it's a while to payday sounds like brake pads need replacing"

My lad has just checked them and said they are balder than a badger lol

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

My meet cancelled for tonight too if it's any consolation

I know nothing about bikes but hope it's sorted soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My meet cancelled for tonight too if it's any consolation

I know nothing about bikes but hope it's sorted soon

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Thank you sweetie, I hope it's fixed as well was planning to go see FB on it lol

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