FabSwingers.com forum: Feeling low!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So sexy people of fab, I'm feeling pretty low have been for some time,

Can any of you make me giggle for a change? Remarks, comments, jokes anything???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play triangle in a Jamaican Reggae Orchestra, it was fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me

Wondered why you had no pics on show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me

Wondered why you had no pics on show

Couldn't get the camera to zoom in enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me

Wondered why you had no pics on show

Couldn't get the camera to zoom in enough

I may need to help I'm not talking with the camera zoom either

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

hugs,,it still around the full moon and the energies are chaotic what with solstice as well..hopefully you'll soon feel brighter and more like yourself xx

twinkle twinkle little star , how i wonder what you are, up above the world so high, like a diamond in the sky, twinkle, twinkle little star how i wonder, what you are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch and I are sending a jolly spiffing cuddle and silly smilie faces

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By *o-jCouple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Notts

Cant think of any jokes , so I'll send my biggest hugs .

Jo x

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

*moonwalks across the thread in the seal outfit glosswingers made me wear last week*

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By *ngeluk69Woman
over a year ago

Near enough

The weird weather plays havoc with my feelings, heightens my anxieties, makes me feel restless, causes me to burst into tears at the slightest thing. So have a virtual hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could drop my pants, normally works but if you piss yourself don't blame me

Wondered why you had no pics on show

Couldn't get the camera to zoom in enough

I may need to help I'm not talking with the camera zoom either

I need all the help I can get lol

And I am sure you have just what it takes to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big hugs coming from little me ( and the furry girls) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i feel low i just perv that bum of yours op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............

It was a shih tzu.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,

As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............

It was a shih tzu.

Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............

It was a shih tzu.

Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When i feel low i just perv that bum of yours op

I look At me for real in the mirror but hasn't helped me this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............

It was a shih tzu.

Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx

Sorry

Trial and error don't be sorry xx

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,

As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you? "

Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I went to the zoo the other day, the place was completely empty apart from one little dog in a cage...............

It was a shih tzu.

Hehe Haha you tried bless u xx

Sorry

Trial and error don't be sorry xx"

That all I have apart from the offer of a ride of my bike, it often cheers me up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,

As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?

Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act

This sounds interesting x

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

Gentle hugs OP, hope you have friends you can confide in. Do see your GP if your low feeling has been with you for some time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah Google is your friend OP .. Just Googled 'crap jokes' and the following popped up ..

Q. Where do you go to weigh a whale?

A: A whale weigh station.

I phoned the Weak Bladder Helpline about my problem. It's 1p a minute.

I bought a new SatNav it's really good,,,

Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....

Now that's clever !

I got work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk.

I don't know what to make of it.

Q What happened to the guy who assaulted the laughing psychic?

A He was arrested for striking a happy medium.

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.

I only intended to rough him up a bit.

Murphy said to Paddy, "what the f@#k are you doing talking into envelope",

Paddy said "I'm sending a voice mail you thick b@$t@rd"!

I don't know why I even bother having a smartphone anymore.

It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a land-line.

Q: What go's peck peck Bang, peck peck Bang...?

A: A flock of chickens in a mine field

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Doorbell repair man.

Last night I dreamed I was the author of Lord of the Rings...

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta away!

Q: Why have elephants got big ears?

A: Cos' Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Q. What's Santas favourite pizza?

A: It has to be "deep and crisp and even"

I rang up BT and said: "I want to report a nuisance caller".

She said: "Not you again".

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .................

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

Are 'Walkers' crisps for zombies?

Q. What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a fish?

A. Swimming trunks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing a guy do the dab in the background of the Germany Ireland match has made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,

As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?

Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act

This sounds interesting x

You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah Google is your friend OP .. Just Googled 'crap jokes' and the following popped up ..

Q. Where do you go to weigh a whale?

A: A whale weigh station.

I phoned the Weak Bladder Helpline about my problem. It's 1p a minute.

I bought a new SatNav it's really good,,,

Yesterday I drove past a Zoo and it said Bear Left .....

Now that's clever !

I got work this morning to find a lump of Plasticine on my desk.

I don't know what to make of it.

Q What happened to the guy who assaulted the laughing psychic?

A He was arrested for striking a happy medium.

I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper.

I only intended to rough him up a bit.

Murphy said to Paddy, "what the f@#k are you doing talking into envelope",

Paddy said "I'm sending a voice mail you thick b@$t@rd"!

I don't know why I even bother having a smartphone anymore.

It spends so much time on charge, you might as well call it a land-line.

Q: What go's peck peck Bang, peck peck Bang...?

A: A flock of chickens in a mine field

Knock knock.

Who's there.

Doorbell repair man.

Last night I dreamed I was the author of Lord of the Rings...

I was Tolkien in my sleep.

Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta away!

Q: Why have elephants got big ears?

A: Cos' Noddy won't pay the ransom!

Q. What's Santas favourite pizza?

A: It has to be "deep and crisp and even"

I rang up BT and said: "I want to report a nuisance caller".

She said: "Not you again".

A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt .................

Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche...

Are 'Walkers' crisps for zombies?

Q. What would you get if you crossed an elephant with a fish?

A. Swimming trunks"

A few of those did put a smile on my face... Thank you sweetie big sloppy kisses sent your way x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,

As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?

Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act

This sounds interesting x

You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off)"

Is that also an invite to sit in your head? I do have the biggest smile right now lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

My answer to any problem is paella and fancy a fuck.

MrsSB

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"My answer to any problem is paella and fancy a fuck.

MrsSB

Esperando querida.

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,

As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?

Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act

This sounds interesting x

You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off)

Is that also an invite to sit in your head? I do have the biggest smile right now lol

Yay ..... Smiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play triangle in a Jamaican Reggae Orchestra, it was fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you for all the hugs guys I love snugly cuddles,

As for the Seal costume maybe I can get in it with you?

Plenty of room, or ask Knitter if you can borrow hers and we can be a double act

This sounds interesting x

You can borrow mine hun Im still pretending to be a Unicorn (only cause I superglued the strap on to my head and cant get it off)

Is that also an invite to sit in your head? I do have the biggest smile right now lol

Yay ..... Smiles"

Someone called me a knob head earlier its getting embarrasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's up with your bike, maybe we can come up with an easy fix between us or a handy mechanic may be on hand to pop round and tinker with your back box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, ignore the above, wrong feeling low thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to you tube and search for failed dives, mountain of video clips of people going arse over tit. Always good for a laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to you tube search cute kittens

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

I went into the library today and asked if they had a book on dwarf oral sex " how can you stoop so low " she said , that's it I replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking about low there's a dwarf gets in our club and someone picked his pocket I said how low can you go ha ha lol

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Dwarf goes to the dr's and complains he gets sore balls every time it rains

doc says come back next time its wet

dwarf goes back and see's the dr, dr tells him to strip off and go behind the curtain.

Dr then tells the dwarf to return next time it rains

Dwarf goes back and says " doc you didnt touch me at all but my balls are no longer sore when it rains , was it a miracle cure ? "

Dr replies " no i just cut an inch off the top of your wellies "

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Go to you tube search cute kittens

You know what, I've actually been looking on the various dogs and cats rehoming sites today, not to get one but just to make involuntary noises at the cutesy animals. It's worked wonders for me

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Go to you tube search cute kittens

You know what, I've actually been looking on the various dogs and cats rehoming sites today, not to get one but just to make involuntary noises at the cutesy animals. It's worked wonders for me

Love this

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By *igandy123Man
over a year ago

old trafford

What's the difference between a blow job and anal sex? A blow job will make your day where as anal sex will make your hole weak!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap at telling jokes so I will just send you the biggest and warmest cwtch possible xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!"

Thanks for that I was born ginger

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By *urvelover39Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

"What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!

Thanks for that I was born ginger

Me too see it's not all that bad then is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwwwwwwww sending cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What has a good looking girl like you have too be down about? Cheer up woman it could be worse, you could be ginger!!!

Thanks for that I was born ginger

Me too see it's not all that bad then is it

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