FabSwingers.com forum: I tried but failed.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I tried my hardest to stop him,but he's head strong and he wont stop.Ive told him so many times ,dont do it,but would he listen to me,it fell on deaf ears,what does he expect i told him over and over again ,dont do it,what can you do when he wont listen,he says he going to do it and i dont want him to,how am i going to stop him?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Put him on a lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deny sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who is he and what does he want to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think its against the law to restrain or kidnapp people.. so guess he is just going to go ahead and do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive really tried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive really tried

Is it legal? if not.. call in the old bill

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Put him on a lead

but even then they can still lick their own balls..

very flexible the average pet..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When he realises you were right he might listen to you the next time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He wont listen

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Can't comment... Dunno what the f your on about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wont listen

well if he wont listen dont stress about stuff you cant change or influence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitter out

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Take away his ammo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its a waste of time trying to stop him hes head strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Are we talking 2 leeged or 4 legged???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Most puzzling thread of the week" award goes to.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "Most puzzling thread of the week" award goes to.......

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Males have a genetic ability to have selective memory and hearing, nagging tends to trigger the hearing loss,, offer him a blow job to reset the hearing .. You're welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He wont stop at nothing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok so it's a male who is a person(although 2 legs he could be a bird) who won't listen. Is he family/friend /FWB?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's sat next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a waste of time trying to stop him hes head strong

If only we knew wtf you were on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But the real question is, did you try?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's sat next to me

Is he clucking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it the toothless dude?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's not a chicken

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"He's sat next to me

ask him to take the gin bottle away and make some strong coffee..

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Tell him you are popping out to the local clap clinic for your herpes check up!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wont stop at nothing

You can't have a double negative.

Grammar nazi alert on aisle 5....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's getting ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a stupid post if no one knows whats its about from the op, talk about time wasting in topics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try reverse psychology? tell him to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its a stupid post if no one knows whats its about from the op, talk about time wasting in topics "
tut tut no need of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well explain op, its that simple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No its fine Thank you ,i will sort it out,Thank you all for your advice its really helped.but he's still going to do it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try reverse psychology? tell him to do it."

We could do with some reverse psychology on the OP...

Ok then don't tell us what you are on about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete post if you are not prepared to say what its about, pointless time wasting post op

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester

"Well explain op, its that simple"

Desperate attention seeking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try reverse psychology? tell him to do it.

We could do with some reverse psychology on the OP...

Ok then don't tell us what you are on about! "

i made up my own story in my head so don't need one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well explain op, its that simple

Desperate attention seeking.

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try reverse psychology? tell him to do it.

We could do with some reverse psychology on the OP...

Ok then don't tell us what you are on about!

i made up my own story in my head so don't need one.

Think I should have done the same ...

Would have been way more interesting as I have an excellent imagination

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try reverse psychology? tell him to do it.

We could do with some reverse psychology on the OP...

Ok then don't tell us what you are on about!

i made up my own story in my head so don't need one.

Think I should have done the same ...

Would have been way more interesting as I have an excellent imagination

i didn't think i had an imagination but it seems to work alright when stimulated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delete post if you are not prepared to say what its about, pointless time wasting post op"

Why are you moaning?

You're not forced to post, so it's you wasting your time.

FFS......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

wasps nest.

you found a wasps nest somewhere in your house or garden and he was gonna get rid of it but you was telling him not to because he hasn't got the proper kit to deal with that and could end up in A&E...and what with tory cutbacks that wouldn't be a good thing.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Teddy's can be sooooo naughty lol xxxxx

Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try reverse psychology? tell him to do it.

We could do with some reverse psychology on the OP...

Ok then don't tell us what you are on about!

i made up my own story in my head so don't need one.

Same here and i can bet you any money my story was way better than the reality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"try reverse psychology? tell him to do it.

We could do with some reverse psychology on the OP...

Ok then don't tell us what you are on about!

i made up my own story in my head so don't need one.

Same here and i can bet you any money my story was way better than the reality

post it, OP has started a competition for guessing what happened.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

I know, but I'm not ruining it for everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's going to vote leave and you think he should vote remain or vice versa.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Still trying to stop him..Slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On about your pet bird,

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By *ilmiss75Woman
over a year ago

Thornton

Going back to work....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still trying to stop him..Slap "

we need clues to play the game really. it could be anything.

i'm gonna also guess he wants a pet pig and has found one online and is going picking it up later. maybe it's a micro pig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

I know, but I'm not ruining it for everyone else

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

I know, but I'm not ruining it for everyone else

It's Hatter, obviously. He's making coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP if ypu dont wanna play doctors and nurses

with him just say no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Clue..Pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

I know, but I'm not ruining it for everyone else

It's Hatter, obviously. He's making coffee!"

But but but that doesn't make sense

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

I know, but I'm not ruining it for everyone else

It's Hatter, obviously. He's making coffee!

But but but that doesn't make sense

Instead of tea silly billy

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Clue..Pants"

Starching them, ironing them and sewing his name in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clue..Pants"

lol... is he called felix and he invited everyone round for a party in his pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

I know, but I'm not ruining it for everyone else

It's Hatter, obviously. He's making coffee!

But but but that doesn't make sense

Instead of tea silly billy

Thats the bit that doesnt make sense he HATES Coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clue..Pants"

This thread

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Clue..Pants"

Is he filming himself singing and dancing the Thong Song whilst wearing nothing but a bright pink pair of lady pants?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Clue..Pants"

someone trying to steal your underwear ??

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

He's trying to eat his own edible thong whilst still wearing it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's going to put on a kilt. The question of pants..... Does he or doesn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was going to give out a prize to the first one who guessed what he was going to do

I know, but I'm not ruining it for everyone else

It's Hatter, obviously. He's making coffee!"

As long as he's not ruining MY hair!!!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Underpants or trousers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pants underwear or pants breathing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes glazing over now.............

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Pants underwear or pants breathing?"

Ahhh, good thinking. Maybe it it a dog after all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is putting on your red pants?

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By *ackett1962Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ok , so red pants....is it your grandson getting dressed up as superman??.... p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

If he wants to wear shorts, despite not having the legs for it, very white and wearing long socks with sandals, then let him. You offered advice, it wasn't accepted, so everyone will be laughing at him, not you. Besides, it's hot and shorts will be cooler.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

A fellow forumite who wears red pants is going UNLOS xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its like this and i really dont want him to go as its a mad world out there.My nephew bless him is only 22 and he's off around the world cycling for a cancer charity wearing red trousers as a gimmick,yes very proud but scared all the same as i raised him from a baby ,he is very sensible but i am worried .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done to him you must be so proud, is he going on his own?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well done to him you must be so proud, is he going on his own?"
No him and his mate,they have saved for ages and taking a year off from there work

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

"Its like this and i really dont want him to go as its a mad world out there.My nephew bless him is only 22 and he's off around the world cycling for a cancer charity wearing red trousers as a gimmick,yes very proud but scared all the same as i raised him from a baby ,he is very sensible but i am worried ."

I can understand your worry,but it sounds like a great thing for him to be doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He isn't going on his own so I'm sure he will be fine sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a waste of time trying to stop him hes head strong

If only we knew wtf you were on about

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He isn't going on his own so I'm sure he will be fine sounds like a once in a lifetime opportunity "
He one of these guys thats a bit of an explorer he's off most weekends to the lake district,Snowdonia,he just loves adventure he runs,he's cycles miles ,he's mad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pamela, its an amazing world out there and glad you're embracing this opportunity in such a positive way. Yes there are many concerns...some founded on facts some on the unknown. It's actually much safer than many people believe. My experiences which have been quite extensive on a motorbike covering tens of thousands of miles in the past 20+ years in africa and Asia have shown that it can feel often safer than here in the west. I've a friend who is in her 18th month on 2 wheels peddling in central America as we speak. The stories, the friends, the places he will share will be amazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Thankyou very much ,i know he will probably have an amazing time,New Zealand is where he wants to stay for a longer time,i just hope all goes well for him .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankyou very much ,i know he will probably have an amazing time,New Zealand is where he wants to stay for a longer time,i just hope all goes well for him ."

Have quite a few friends there both North and South...its on my bucket list for next 5 yrs....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take the batteries out??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice; Tell him to take a change of pants. Red is lucky in China, is revolutionary in Russia, means danger & evil in the Middle East and represents female reproduction in Japan. It is also the colour of mourning in South Africa. Oh, and tell him to steer [see what I did there] of Pamplona in July

Good luck to him in his noble endeavour. [Applauds].

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