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Swinging terms: soft swap

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

We all know that there are tens phrases and descriptions used by swingers that non swingers or newbies may not necessarily know. I thought it might be a good idea to list them here as a point of reference for the future.

1: soft swap. - when two couples meet and change partners for the first time and the male can't get it up. Hence the term soft swap.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester


"We all know that there are tens phrases and descriptions used by swingers that non swingers or newbies may not necessarily know. I thought it might be a good idea to list them here as a point of reference for the future.

1: soft swap. - when two couples meet and change partners for the first time and the male can't get it up. Hence the term soft swap. "
. I started reading this thinking, ooooh get Colgate being all serious and helpful, should have known better made me chuckle though Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unicorn

A figment of everyones imagination

It's a horse with a big white walnut whip stuck to its head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know that there are tens phrases and descriptions used by swingers that non swingers or newbies may not necessarily know. I thought it might be a good idea to list them here as a point of reference for the future.

1: soft swap. - when two couples meet and change partners for the first time and the male can't get it up. Hence the term soft swap. "

Beat you to it as always my lovely friend!!

See my thread on Swinging Terminology 8 weeks ago - some hilarious posts in it!!

Big Tuesday hugs though lovely!! Xx

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"We all know that there are tens phrases and descriptions used by swingers that non swingers or newbies may not necessarily know. I thought it might be a good idea to list them here as a point of reference for the future.

1: soft swap. - when two couples meet and change partners for the first time and the male can't get it up. Hence the term soft swap.

Beat you to it as always my lovely friend!!

See my thread on Swinging Terminology 8 weeks ago - some hilarious posts in it!!

Big Tuesday hugs though lovely!! Xx "

I hadn't got to the faq post yet, that was going to be lesson 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3: bull

Single make who claims to be hung like a donkey and can power fuck your socks off, turns up packing what can only be described as a large clit and last 3 minutes including 2 cigarettes, complete and utter bull!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"3: bull

Single make who claims to be hung like a donkey and can power fuck your socks off, turns up packing what can only be described as a large clit and last 3 minutes including 2 cigarettes, complete and utter bull!! "

DOM - Any man with the ability to grab your hair whilst giving him oral, push his cock into your throat until you gag, then smile in satisfaction and say 'Yeah take my big cock slut!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know that there are tens phrases and descriptions used by swingers that non swingers or newbies may not necessarily know. I thought it might be a good idea to list them here as a point of reference for the future.

1: soft swap. - when two couples meet and change partners for the first time and the male can't get it up. Hence the term soft swap. "
pmsl x

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

14" cock = over active imagination

13" cock = knows how to work photo shop

12" cock = found a pic on the internet

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

BBC LOVER

Pays the licence fee, watches pointless and question time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only fem to fem kidding during couple play - he wants his cake and to eat it / jealous type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x"

Have you never had plain icecream?

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x"

Plain, no spice, no flavour, normal, the opposite to swinging. A vanilla night out is a normal keep your clothes on in the pub and don't suck cock at the bar sort of night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x

Plain, no spice, no flavour, normal, the opposite to swinging. A vanilla night out is a normal keep your clothes on in the pub and don't suck cock at the bar sort of night out. "

I must be vanilla then! I never suck cock at the bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE - a sky remote has nothing on me.

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x

Plain, no spice, no flavour, normal, the opposite to swinging. A vanilla night out is a normal keep your clothes on in the pub and don't suck cock at the bar sort of night out.

I must be vanilla then! I never suck cock at the bar! "

I've heard you can strip a chicken of all its feathers in 15 seconds flat after a couple of tequila slammers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x

Plain, no spice, no flavour, normal, the opposite to swinging. A vanilla night out is a normal keep your clothes on in the pub and don't suck cock at the bar sort of night out. "

Cnt be vanilla then I'll always try to suck a cock wherever I am lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x

Have you never had plain icecream?

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Wat no nuts, chocolate bits or cherry swirl???? Noooooo.... Life's too short for that haha!!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Plain, no spice, no flavour, normal, the opposite to swinging. A vanilla night out is a normal keep your clothes on in the pub and don't suck cock at the bar sort of night out. "

A good night out in other words

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

SWITCH

A sub/Dom description for someone who either

A: can't make their bloody minds up

B: is desperate to get hold of anything

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x

Plain, no spice, no flavour, normal, the opposite to swinging. A vanilla night out is a normal keep your clothes on in the pub and don't suck cock at the bar sort of night out. "
funny

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By *uerido55Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Wat does vanilla mean ? Newbie x

Plain, no spice, no flavour, normal, the opposite to swinging. A vanilla night out is a normal keep your clothes on in the pub and don't suck cock at the bar sort of night out.

I must be vanilla then! I never suck cock at the bar! "

Me too. I never suck cock at the bar either!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

uni corn..just 1 (uni) cornetto..give it to me (often demanded, not often sung too), can come as an offer as part of a multi pack, but as an extra, usually gets left in the freezer, till its wanted on the perfect day, under the perfect sky to satisfy all cravings....the unmeltable, in a couples, fantasy land

(joke,mostly)

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Social- a chance to meet someone for a coffee or a drink with the hope of getting your rocks off at a date in the future that never materialises.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Social- a chance to meet someone for a coffee or a drink with the hope of getting your rocks off at a date in the future that never materialises. "

social - a chance to say you are so-special

without needing to go to spec-savers

or its a meeting of special sock pairings

sock-ial

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Social a group of forlorn swingers promising each other veris and hoping to get lucky whilst bitching about anyone on the list that promised to turn up but hasn't done so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I propose a new one seen all these posts about bbc's how about bpc? Big pink cock poor things are all ignored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannot accommodate

Cannot travel .= married n cheating

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By *lack rose 100Couple
over a year ago

consett


"We all know that there are tens phrases and descriptions used by swingers that non swingers or newbies may not necessarily know. I thought it might be a good idea to list them here as a point of reference for the future.

1: soft swap. - when two couples meet and change partners for the first time and the male can't get

it up. Hence the term soft swap. "

Lol hun

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

VWE very well educated

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By *olgate OP   Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"VWE very well educated"

That's me again

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