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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So there you are on the sofa with your partner.

Things are getting hot.

This is going to be a good night

And then it happens

Beep beep from the kitchen the bacon for the butties is done.

Ohh god you are hungry but then so is your partner and neither of you just for food.

What do you do?

Leave it the bacon will burn

Turn the grill off and say stuff food you have an all you can eat buffet hear

Go eat the mood will return later

What would you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But.... It IS bacon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So there you are on the sofa with your partner.

Things are getting hot.

This is going to be a good night

And then it happens

Beep beep from the kitchen the bacon for the butties is done.

Ohh god you are hungry but then so is your partner and neither of you just for food.

What do you do?

Leave it the bacon will burn

Turn the grill off and say stuff food you have an all you can eat buffet hear

Go eat the mood will return later

What would you do?"

Eat the bacon, they can wait a few more minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon over men, always.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

Mr...eat the bacon!! And brown sauce please

Mrs...agrees lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak for both of us here!! eat the bacon!! Leave it to cool and it will go really hard (saying that if you leave it something else will be hard, so it's kinda 50/50, leave it hard bacon and hard cock, don't leave it means nice bacon but no hard cock, the choice?!!!) if you let it burn well the chances are you will probably burn the whole house down, so for safety reasons alone it's eat the bacon!!!! Oooooo this is like a million dollars but!!!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would go for bacon butties washed down by a brew followed by filthy sex to burn it off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can speak for both of us here!! eat the bacon!! Leave it to cool and it will go really hard (saying that if you leave it something else will be hard, so it's kinda 50/50, leave it hard bacon and hard cock, don't leave it means nice bacon but no hard cock, the choice?!!!) if you let it burn well the chances are you will probably burn the whole house down, so for safety reasons alone it's eat the bacon!!!! Oooooo this is like a million dollars but!!!!

G x"

Bacon! My cock will get hard later Ali knows how to make sure of it but if you burn the bacon ?? You have no bacon ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have been finished before the bacon was cooked.........and have had time to butter the bread, make the tea and gone to the shop and back for milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save the bacon a good bacon butty is nearly as good as sex.

And good sex can wait ten mins

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By *omersetfun15Couple
over a year ago

bridgwater


"So there you are on the sofa with your partner.

Things are getting hot.

This is going to be a good night

And then it happens

Beep beep from the kitchen the bacon for the butties is done.

Ohh god you are hungry but then so is your partner and neither of you just for food.

What do you do?

Leave it the bacon will burn

Turn the grill off and say stuff food you have an all you can eat buffet hear

Go eat the mood will return later

What would you do?"

I think we should leave

Oops sorry wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs says go eat the bacon

Mr says turn the grill off it can wait till after round 1

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

save the bacon then play pigs in blankets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let the bacon burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make bacon sarnies in the style of ghost....much more tasty than clay.xx

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Partner comes first in my books every time, whatever the reason. Bacon butties are irresistible, so unless they're under the grill and in danger of causing a fire by catching light, they can wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon is meme tier, and what's the beep beep? You don't microwave your bacon do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We eat the bacon... its just the way we roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man in his right mind would leave the BACON !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone say bacon? Now if they could make a bacon cake that would be me done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we don't vote out on the 23rd you'll

never see any pork products in this country in 20 yrs time let alone a bacon sandwich !!

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