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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any one else having a problems with them? Loads of those skinny but wide ones. A big bugger just appeared on the wall above the computer and now it's just sitting there intimidating me. Uuurrrggghh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not yet but I'm shit scared of them. Normally they are nocturnal fuckers.

Up to a certain size, I can cup them and throw them outside but any bigger than 50pence piece

I just can't deal with them. So they get the spray treatment

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Most get put in a pint glass and learn to fly from my balcony. False widows get to meet Dyson. (might sound cruel but my 3yr old has no fear of them.)

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

I used to, October used to see me permanently armed with a shoe, the. I discovered magic spider spray and the 8 legged beasties appear no more

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not yet but I'm shit scared of them. Normally they are nocturnal fuckers.

Up to a certain size, I can cup them and throw them outside but any bigger than 50pence piece

I just can't deal with them. So they get the spray treatment "

What is the world coming to when great beefy men are frightened of insects, who will keep us safe?? Loafers man - that's what they're for, thwack!, job done!!

Now in the Cotsolds we had kamakaze spiders - they used to jump off walls, now THEY were scary fuckers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the scale of the spider your scared of ....if you saw a money spider you would say that's cute......anyhow I never kill them I catch them and let them outside ....zimple no need to kill them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to, October used to see me permanently armed with a shoe, the. I discovered magic spider spray and the 8 legged beasties appear no more "

Thanks for info

Orders of this spray have been placed, hopefully I'll be receiving my box at the end of the week. Let's hope it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not since I got my kitten she's a stelth spider/fly catcher but she's on one today as it's a full moon on litha plus she's called Luna.....Luna the lunatic xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not yet but I'm shit scared of them. Normally they are nocturnal fuckers.

Up to a certain size, I can cup them and throw them outside but any bigger than 50pence piece

I just can't deal with them. So they get the spray treatment

What is the world coming to when great beefy men are frightened of insects, who will keep us safe?? Loafers man - that's what they're for, thwack!, job done!!

Now in the Cotsolds we had kamakaze spiders - they used to jump off walls, now THEY were scary fuckers!

"

The mess and the crunch. Thats a double whammy as I'll have to clean up the mess.

It's a phobia that i have and not afraid to admit it. Some people hate snakes but I don't mind them at all, can handle them without any fuss.

When I see a spider though, heartbeat goes through the roof and I break into a sweat instantly. That's a phobia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass and a piece of paper, catch them and put them back outside, then repeat in a few days when they are back again.

Shouldn't kill them, ok maybe the false widows can die.

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Not yet but I'm shit scared of them. Normally they are nocturnal fuckers.

Up to a certain size, I can cup them and throw them outside but any bigger than 50pence piece

I just can't deal with them. So they get the spray treatment

What is the world coming to when great beefy men are frightened of insects, who will keep us safe?? Loafers man - that's what they're for, thwack!, job done!!

Now in the Cotsolds we had kamakaze spiders - they used to jump off walls, now THEY were scary fuckers!

The mess and the crunch. Thats a double whammy as I'll have to clean up the mess.

It's a phobia that i have and not afraid to admit it. Some people hate snakes but I don't mind them at all, can handle them without any fuss.

When I see a spider though, heartbeat goes through the roof and I break into a sweat instantly. That's a phobia"

Me too....plus I lost a bet last month and had to hold a tarantula....the nightmares are still ongoing!

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do scare the shit out of me yet at the same time they are fascinating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they stayed still on your hand like a tarantula then I'd be fine holding them, it's the fact they bloody peg it get away from you that gets me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They do scare the shit out of me yet at the same time they are fascinating. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found a freely looking one Saturday was black with red looking legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freaky even typo x

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Not yet but I'm shit scared of them. Normally they are nocturnal fuckers.

Up to a certain size, I can cup them and throw them outside but any bigger than 50pence piece

I just can't deal with them. So they get the spray treatment

What is the world coming to when great beefy men are frightened of insects, who will keep us safe?? Loafers man - that's what they're for, thwack!, job done!!

Now in the Cotsolds we had kamakaze spiders - they used to jump off walls, now THEY were scary fuckers!

The mess and the crunch. Thats a double whammy as I'll have to clean up the mess.

It's a phobia that i have and not afraid to admit it. Some people hate snakes but I don't mind them at all, can handle them without any fuss.

When I see a spider though, heartbeat goes through the roof and I break into a sweat instantly. That's a phobia"

Yeah I hate them too, that's why I have to thwack them on sight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk about them. If you talk about them they turn up, it's like Beetlejuice (youngsters google it or ask an old person). If they need to be referred to, they should be known as "critters with more than seven legs".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk about them. If you talk about them they turn up, it's like Beetlejuice (youngsters google it or ask an old person). If they need to be referred to, they should be known as "critters with more than seven legs". "

LOL love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Complete and total wuss around them! But I can't kill them. Not their fault I'm bladder emptyingly scared of them!

I have to use a glass and a bit of card to get them out the house and then I can breathe again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't talk about them. If you talk about them they turn up, it's like Beetlejuice (youngsters google it or ask an old person). If they need to be referred to, they should be known as "critters with more than seven legs". "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's terrible when your date lifts her skirt and you see the spiders legs peaking out her panties, where is the shoe when you need it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind spiders but snakes...I would probably wet myself before having a full on panic attack. Hate the creepy things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to, October used to see me permanently armed with a shoe, the. I discovered magic spider spray and the 8 legged beasties appear no more

Thanks for info

Orders of this spray have been placed, hopefully I'll be receiving my box at the end of the week. Let's hope it works "

Only a box? Fuck that! I'm ordering a pallet load

If the fuckers come within 100 yards of our place then it's the foot treatment, or the cats catch them and play for a while

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I havent seen one in ages,touch wood.Its moths that scare me,so creepy.Miss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to, October used to see me permanently armed with a shoe, the. I discovered magic spider spray and the 8 legged beasties appear no more

Thanks for info

Orders of this spray have been placed, hopefully I'll be receiving my box at the end of the week. Let's hope it works

Only a box? Fuck that! I'm ordering a pallet load

If the fuckers come within 100 yards of our place then it's the foot treatment, or the cats catch them and play for a while "

I nearly got carried away with my order and trimmed my basket on the checkout. Didn't want to order gallons of the stuff only to find it doesn't work that well.

Ordered 12 bottles of the stuff, that's 6 litres. That's enough to last the summer and autumn months. If it works ill be odering shit loads more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind spiders but snakes...I would probably wet myself before having a full on panic attack. Hate the creepy things. "

Perfectly happy with snakes. If you have a snake in your sitting room I shall come round and eject it. Can you please return the favour for weirdo multi-legged critters of doom for me please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with that many legs is a greedy bastard. It's the hoover for the lot of them.

Used to try catching them with a glass and paper and letting them out but they want to jump on your face you can see it on their eyes, evil conniving little shits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't mind spiders but snakes...I would probably wet myself before having a full on panic attack. Hate the creepy things.

Perfectly happy with snakes. If you have a snake in your sitting room I shall come round and eject it. Can you please return the favour for weirdo multi-legged critters of doom for me please? "

Absolutely.

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By *rince Charming 69Man
over a year ago

Loughborough

Go and find a lovely big spider......

Very gently close your hand around him.......

Pick him up and cup him in your hands..

Feel his little feet tickling against the palms of your hands......

Open your hands just a little so you can admire his colourful markings....

Then place him gently outside in the garden where he can go and do lots of good for us all!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spider's destiny is decided on the length he is away from me when I first spot him.

Far away (cup and paper, gets thrown out)

Close by (planned assassination)

Right next to me (all hell breaks loose with a single, light speed, heavy punch/kick)

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Always scared of them but since Iv moved into a log house Iv learned to live with them. So many

But last year 1 bit me on my wrist,he was in my jumper. Hurt too. Not wasp sting bad but horsefly bite bad

No spidie powers tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The spider's destiny is decided on the length he is away from me when I first spot him.

Far away (cup and paper, gets thrown out)

Close by (planned assassination)

Right next to me (all hell breaks loose with a single, light speed, heavy punch/kick) "

It's funny how you say planned assassination because I find myself trapped in my own house at times.

Instinct is to cup the fucker straight away but then depending on its size it has taken me weeks before I pluck the courage to stick an envelope beneath and put them outside.

This is NO word of a lie but I cupped one about a month ago in the living room and it took over 2 weeks before I placed it outside.

If there in the sink, I normally can't trap them because they stay on the sides.

I always keep an empty pint glass upstairs and downstairs along with spray in my bedroom, living room and kitchen.

You may laugh but a lot of planning goes into getting rid of them. Last resort is death but sadly sometimes they give me no choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any one else having a problems with them? Loads of those skinny but wide ones. A big bugger just appeared on the wall above the computer and now it's just sitting there intimidating me. Uuurrrggghh. "

It's keeping the computer area free from flys.

Keep up the good work spider dude

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