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"The cats brought in a live mouse and it ran under the washing machine when i tried to herd it out the door!! What do I do now at 1am!?? "Get a dog next time?! | |||
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"The cats brought in a live mouse and it ran under the washing machine when i tried to herd it out the door!! What do I do now at 1am!??
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"Yeah, yeah very helpful!! I tried to catch it in a tupperware pot but it was running towards an open door so I thought it'd be safe!! Stupid mouse turned left instead of right! "Whys the mouse stupid it's now living rent free in your house laughing at you and your stupid cat | |||
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"It's obviously a posh mouse that doesn't like Tupperware. Should of used wedgewood....." Haha, posh mouse! Perhaps I should ask it to tea?  | |||
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"Yeah, yeah very helpful!! I tried to catch it in a tupperware pot but it was running towards an open door so I thought it'd be safe!! Stupid mouse turned left instead of right!
Whys the mouse stupid it's now living rent free in your house laughing at you and your stupid cat "I locked it in the u-room with the doormat making a ramp and the back door wide open and turned the light off and closed the door! I'm hoping he's made a bid for freedom but how long do I leave it?? | |||
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"Or kick the cat out and proclaim the mouse as your new pet?" yeah mice are cool! | |||
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"Stand on a stool and scream. Then tomorrow find a new home for the cat and get a dog no more problems "I saw you sneaking around yes siree.. | |||
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"It's obviously a posh mouse that doesn't like Tupperware. Should of used wedgewood..... Haha, posh mouse! Perhaps I should ask it to tea? "This could turn into a real Alice in Wonderland scene!! | |||
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"Yeah, yeah very helpful!! I tried to catch it in a tupperware pot but it was running towards an open door so I thought it'd be safe!! Stupid mouse turned left instead of right!
Whys the mouse stupid it's now living rent free in your house laughing at you and your stupid cat
I locked it in the u-room with the doormat making a ramp and the back door wide open and turned the light off and closed the door! I'm hoping he's made a bid for freedom but how long do I leave it??"His mates will be moving in as you type. If you listen carefully you should hear him calling out free food and rent this way lads | |||
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"Yeah, yeah very helpful!! I tried to catch it in a tupperware pot but it was running towards an open door so I thought it'd be safe!! Stupid mouse turned left instead of right!
Whys the mouse stupid it's now living rent free in your house laughing at you and your stupid cat "ha this made me chuckle | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi"Her name is Tottie actually!!
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"Yeah, yeah very helpful!! I tried to catch it in a tupperware pot but it was running towards an open door so I thought it'd be safe!! Stupid mouse turned left instead of right!
Whys the mouse stupid it's now living rent free in your house laughing at you and your stupid cat
I locked it in the u-room with the doormat making a ramp and the back door wide open and turned the light off and closed the door! I'm hoping he's made a bid for freedom but how long do I leave it??
His mates will be moving in as you type. If you listen carefully you should hear him calling out free food and rent this way lads "Hordes of ice dragging their suitcases! | |||
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"Yeah, yeah very helpful!! I tried to catch it in a tupperware pot but it was running towards an open door so I thought it'd be safe!! Stupid mouse turned left instead of right!
Whys the mouse stupid it's now living rent free in your house laughing at you and your stupid cat
I locked it in the u-room with the doormat making a ramp and the back door wide open and turned the light off and closed the door! I'm hoping he's made a bid for freedom but how long do I leave it??
His mates will be moving in as you type. If you listen carefully you should hear him calling out free food and rent this way lads
Hordes of ice dragging their suitcases! "Mice on ice! | |||
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"Stand on a stool and scream. Then tomorrow find a new home for the cat and get a dog no more problems
I saw you sneaking around yes siree.."Shhhhh don't tell em that your supposed to be a mate  | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
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She's very pretty...... "But dumb | |||
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"Yeah, yeah very helpful!! I tried to catch it in a tupperware pot but it was running towards an open door so I thought it'd be safe!! Stupid mouse turned left instead of right!
Whys the mouse stupid it's now living rent free in your house laughing at you and your stupid cat
I locked it in the u-room with the doormat making a ramp and the back door wide open and turned the light off and closed the door! I'm hoping he's made a bid for freedom but how long do I leave it??"The mouse will be busy moving its family in | |||
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"Chocolate is the key put some on a trap humane of otherwise " I don't want to trap him, I want to evict him!! Born freee, as freee as the wind blows la la la..... It is a bit parky out mind you...  | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb "Not dumb, her plan is to bring it in and spend all friggin night playing with it!!! She's on steroids you know..... | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb "Not that dumb.....the cats curled up asleep whilst the OP rips the house apart looking for the mouse! | |||
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"Chocolate is the key put some on a trap humane of otherwise " A tupper wear sandwich box a wooden spoon and ball of string. Bobs your uncle | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not that dumb.....the cats curled up asleep whilst the OP rips the house apart looking for the mouse!"She's howling for food in exchange for the mouse i just stole....  | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not dumb, her plan is to bring it in and spend all friggin night playing with it!!! She's on steroids you know..... "It's a typical stedhead then all mouth tiny willy and big Tits | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not that dumb.....the cats curled up asleep whilst the OP rips the house apart looking for the mouse!
She's howling for food in exchange for the mouse i just stole.... "Think you need to have words on the T&Cs of her employment! | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not that dumb.....the cats curled up asleep whilst the OP rips the house apart looking for the mouse!
She's howling for food in exchange for the mouse i just stole....
Think you need to have words on the T&Cs of her employment!"Or introduce it to the new dog... By the way frisky are we helping any | |||
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"I've got 3 cats & 2 dogs.. feel free to borrow what you feel you need... I promise you the mouse will get proper fucked lol" Cross breeding isn't cool man | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not dumb, her plan is to bring it in and spend all friggin night playing with it!!! She's on steroids you know.....
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"I've got 3 cats & 2 dogs.. feel free to borrow what you feel you need... I promise you the mouse will get proper fucked lol Cross breeding isn't cool man " Hmmm I'm pretty sure if we don't tell anyone we can get away with it | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not that dumb.....the cats curled up asleep whilst the OP rips the house apart looking for the mouse!
She's howling for food in exchange for the mouse i just stole....
Think you need to have words on the T&Cs of her employment!
Or introduce it to the new dog...
By the way frisky are we helping any "I'm having a cuppa cha and regrouping......I think it might have gone out, I shone a torch down the sides of the washer and dryer and no sign of rodent activity! | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not that dumb.....the cats curled up asleep whilst the OP rips the house apart looking for the mouse!
She's howling for food in exchange for the mouse i just stole....
Think you need to have words on the T&Cs of her employment!
Or introduce it to the new dog...
By the way frisky are we helping any
I'm having a cuppa cha and regrouping......I think it might have gone out, I shone a torch down the sides of the washer and dryer and no sign of rodent activity! "A www. Poor Stuart Little. It's raining outside..... | |||
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"I've got 3 cats & 2 dogs.. feel free to borrow what you feel you need... I promise you the mouse will get proper fucked lol Cross breeding isn't cool man Hmmm I'm pretty sure if we don't tell anyone we can get away with it "To late now admin will be onto you by morning | |||
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"Is your car named Tom.. You can name the mouse Jerry lol xxxxx Suzi
Her name is Tottie actually!!
She's very pretty......
But dumb
Not that dumb.....the cats curled up asleep whilst the OP rips the house apart looking for the mouse!
She's howling for food in exchange for the mouse i just stole....
Think you need to have words on the T&Cs of her employment!
Or introduce it to the new dog...
By the way frisky are we helping any
I'm having a cuppa cha and regrouping......I think it might have gone out, I shone a torch down the sides of the washer and dryer and no sign of rodent activity!
A www. Poor Stuart Little. It's raining outside....."Won't be little for long | |||
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"I've got 3 cats & 2 dogs.. feel free to borrow what you feel you need... I promise you the mouse will get proper fucked lol Cross breeding isn't cool man Hmmm I'm pretty sure if we don't tell anyone we can get away with it
To late now admin will be onto you by morning "Here we go again! | |||
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"Stuffed cats never bring mice in . Justsaying " Yeah, yeah, we all know about you and your urge to stuff perfectly serviceable pussies.....  | |||
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"I've got 3 cats & 2 dogs.. feel free to borrow what you feel you need... I promise you the mouse will get proper fucked lol Cross breeding isn't cool man Hmmm I'm pretty sure if we don't tell anyone we can get away with it
To late now admin will be onto you by morning
Here we go again!"What you have a history of cross breeding | |||
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"I've got 3 cats & 2 dogs.. feel free to borrow what you feel you need... I promise you the mouse will get proper fucked lol Cross breeding isn't cool man Hmmm I'm pretty sure if we don't tell anyone we can get away with it
To late now admin will be onto you by morning
Here we go again!
What you have a history of cross breeding "I prefer to call it home kitchen genetic modification. Its a science thing | |||
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"I've got 3 cats & 2 dogs.. feel free to borrow what you feel you need... I promise you the mouse will get proper fucked lol Cross breeding isn't cool man Hmmm I'm pretty sure if we don't tell anyone we can get away with it
To late now admin will be onto you by morning
Here we go again!
What you have a history of cross breeding
I prefer to call it home kitchen genetic modification. Its a science thing " | |||
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"Mice like chocolate. I leave the kitchen door open in the summer & a mouse once came in. I was told to put chocolate buttons by back foot & it would go - it worked too!!! " Yes, chocolate and peanut butter! Maybe he came in looking for some? | |||
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"We need an update. Was there scratching in the night. Did you kick the cat. Is the cat getting stuffed. What type of dog will you get. All these questions and more need answers "The cat had a peaceful night snoring on my bed, has managed to evade stuffing despite Tosh's evil plans, and I'm taking her for another steroid injection later - so 'Terminator Tottie' will no doubt continue her quest to recapture and torment the mouse later! | |||
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"Just you wait. The pile of entrails on the carpet by your bedroom door is next. Cats do this as they are encouraging you to hunt. A wise old cat woman told me this. Mind you, her house was piled high with old newspapers and smelt of wee...
I am encouraged to know the forum never sleeps."No it is a 24 hr service...its ok I've done the crunching of meeces under the bed at 5 am and the daily deposition of baby rabbit entrails on the front doorstep with other cats, so a mouse in the u-room is lightweight by comparison! !  | |||
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"You need a hobby mate "Oh I don't know, this is entertaining me massively | |||
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"Ohhh Im terrified of Mice. My best advice would be burn down house. Buy new house. " You are SUCH a girl! | |||
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"Empty Pringles crisp tubes make excellent devices to capture stray mice, voles etc and take them outside, far away. It means shutting the doors and placing it on its side, chasing the mouse into the general direction and into the tube, long enough and with a lid to stop it from jumping out. They're also good to use for an occasional broken glass, so I always keep a few handy. " That would mean having to eat whole tubes of Pringles. | |||
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"Frisky on a day such as we have today you can't put the poor wee moose oot the hoose.. (apologies to anyone who never read oor Wullie)" Who the fuck is oor Wullie? We thought you was going to sing the fruit pastels advert | |||
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"Get a more efficient cat. This one is clearly not up to the job. "Au contraire mon ami, this cat is uber-efficient in cat terms, for not only does she harvest said meeces from field and hedgerow, instead of devouring them for instant gratification, she stores them for hours of indoor entertainment at 1am, or to exchange for far greater quantities of canned goods!!! She is a feline mastermind! | |||
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"Empty Pringles crisp tubes make excellent devices to capture stray mice, voles etc and take them outside, far away. It means shutting the doors and placing it on its side, chasing the mouse into the general direction and into the tube, long enough and with a lid to stop it from jumping out. They're also good to use for an occasional broken glass, so I always keep a few handy. " Noo, empty chinese takeaway tubs are the instrument of choice - slam them down over said meece, slide the parish magazine underneath like you were transporting a spider, and release them in the garden for future entertainment!! These are after all field mice - they prefer the outdoors, they were transported indoors against their will!! House mice are very different - they need trapping with chocolate and peanut butter and releasing at the far end of the village so they infest someone else's property! | |||
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"Empty Pringles crisp tubes make excellent devices to capture stray mice, voles etc and take them outside, far away. It means shutting the doors and placing it on its side, chasing the mouse into the general direction and into the tube, long enough and with a lid to stop it from jumping out. They're also good to use for an occasional broken glass, so I always keep a few handy. That would mean having to eat whole tubes of Pringles." On the other hand.....  | |||
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"Ohhh Im terrified of Mice. My best advice would be burn down house. Buy new house. You are SUCH a girl! "Whats your point | |||
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"Ohhh Im terrified of Mice. My best advice would be burn down house. Buy new house. You are SUCH a girl!
Whats your point "No point, just sayin' | |||
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"Get a more efficient cat. This one is clearly not up to the job.
Au contraire mon ami, this cat is uber-efficient in cat terms, for not only does she harvest said meeces from field and hedgerow, instead of devouring them for instant gratification, she stores them for hours of indoor entertainment at 1am, or to exchange for far greater quantities of canned goods!!!
She is a feline mastermind! "You realise that cats are really planning to kill us all? How do we know? 1. Bringing you dead ( or living) prey. This is not a gift ; it is a demonstration/ threat. 2. Pawing or kneading you. This is not affection . It is checking for your vital organs. 3. Digging in litter box or the garden. This is not cleaning up; it it practicing burying bodies . 4. Watching you intently ; this is not affection or admiration; it's studying you for your weaknesses. 5. Sleeping next to you; cats understand " keep your freinds close, and your enemies closer " 6. Sleeping on your computer keyboard. They know we can communicate with the outside world; this is to isolate you from assistance. 7. Playing hide and seek with you ; this is not a game; it's practicing ambushes 8. Playing chasing bits of string, and toys; it's sharpening it's reaction times, and measuring yours. | |||
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"Ohhh Im terrified of Mice. My best advice would be burn down house. Buy new house. You are SUCH a girl!
Whats your point
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"Empty Pringles crisp tubes make excellent devices to capture stray mice, voles etc and take them outside, far away. It means shutting the doors and placing it on its side, chasing the mouse into the general direction and into the tube, long enough and with a lid to stop it from jumping out. They're also good to use for an occasional broken glass, so I always keep a few handy. That would mean having to eat whole tubes of Pringles. On the other hand..... "Embrace your new friendship. Share the Pringles with the mouse as you have a conversation about not pooping where the eat. | |||
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"Frisky on a day such as we have today you can't put the poor wee moose oot the hoose.. (apologies to anyone who never read oor Wullie) Who the fuck is oor Wullie? We thought you was going to sing the fruit pastels advert "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.. there was a paper (think it still exists way oop north) called the sunday post? My mum loved it and in it was a comic strip called the Broons and the lad in all kinds of scrapes was called 'oor Wullie'.. | |||
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Well he obviously saw the rain and stayed under the washing machine all night, but the smell of my scrambled eggs was apparently greater than the lure of the wild, because out he came, through the hall, and skipping across the sitting room carpet!!
I dashed to the kitchen and back, pounced, and got him - under one of last night's chinese takeaway tubs, slid him onto the Horticultural Society newsletter, and off he went, to be deposited under a privet hedge!!
The shock of his capture nearly killed him, and he stood shaking like a leaf, and trying to knaw a wet privet leaf to revive himself - he was obviously hungry or thirsty or both! I was not sure if mice were supposed to eat privet leaves, so I went and got him some little gem lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber, but he was not impressed.
In order to reward me for my rescue, he agreed to pose briefly for photographs - and I kid you not I have a the most fabulous, sharply focussed pic of THE mouse!!! Hahaha!
I'll send it to anyone's who's email address or whatsapp I've got - it's the best wildlife picture I have ever taken lol!!Well, the only one maybe....
I hope that's the last I see of him, he stopped shaking and headed off through the hedge - no doubt to see how the frogs next door are getting on......!!
Bye bye Gregory, bon chance!!!
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"I CAUGHT THE MOUSE!!!!!!
Well he obviously saw the rain and stayed under the washing machine all night, but the smell of my scrambled eggs was apparently greater than the lure of the wild, because out he came, through the hall, and skipping across the sitting room carpet!!
I dashed to the kitchen and back, pounced, and got him - under one of last night's chinese takeaway tubs, slid him onto the Horticultural Society newsletter, and off he went, to be deposited under a privet hedge!!
The shock of his capture nearly killed him, and he stood shaking like a leaf, and trying to knaw a wet privet leaf to revive himself - he was obviously hungry or thirsty or both! I was not sure if mice were supposed to eat privet leaves, so I went and got him some little gem lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber, but he was not impressed.
In order to reward me for my rescue, he agreed to pose briefly for photographs - and I kid you not I have a the most fabulous, sharply focussed pic of THE mouse!!! Hahaha!
I'll send it to anyone's who's email address or whatsapp I've got - it's the best wildlife picture I have ever taken lol!!Well, the only one maybe....
I hope that's the last I see of him, he stopped shaking and headed off through the hedge - no doubt to see how the frogs next door are getting on......!!
Bye bye Gregory, bon chance!!!
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"I CAUGHT THE MOUSE!!!!!!
Well he obviously saw the rain and stayed under the washing machine all night, but the smell of my scrambled eggs was apparently greater than the lure of the wild, because out he came, through the hall, and skipping across the sitting room carpet!!
I dashed to the kitchen and back, pounced, and got him - under one of last night's chinese takeaway tubs, slid him onto the Horticultural Society newsletter, and off he went, to be deposited under a privet hedge!!
The shock of his capture nearly killed him, and he stood shaking like a leaf, and trying to knaw a wet privet leaf to revive himself - he was obviously hungry or thirsty or both! I was not sure if mice were supposed to eat privet leaves, so I went and got him some little gem lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber, but he was not impressed.
In order to reward me for my rescue, he agreed to pose briefly for photographs - and I kid you not I have a the most fabulous, sharply focussed pic of THE mouse!!! Hahaha!
I'll send it to anyone's who's email address or whatsapp I've got - it's the best wildlife picture I have ever taken lol!!Well, the only one maybe....
I hope that's the last I see of him, he stopped shaking and headed off through the hedge - no doubt to see how the frogs next door are getting on......!!
Bye bye Gregory, bon chance!!!
I.would have died "He is so SWEET! | |||
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" I.would have died
He is so SWEET!
You lovely lady are crazy "he really is the cutest little furry round mousey - I've sent his pic to several people now hehe!! | |||
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"I CAUGHT THE MOUSE!!!!!!
Well he obviously saw the rain and stayed under the washing machine all night, but the smell of my scrambled eggs was apparently greater than the lure of the wild, because out he came, through the hall, and skipping across the sitting room carpet!!
I dashed to the kitchen and back, pounced, and got him - under one of last night's chinese takeaway tubs, slid him onto the Horticultural Society newsletter, and off he went, to be deposited under a privet hedge!!
The shock of his capture nearly killed him, and he stood shaking like a leaf, and trying to knaw a wet privet leaf to revive himself - he was obviously hungry or thirsty or both! I was not sure if mice were supposed to eat privet leaves, so I went and got him some little gem lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber, but he was not impressed.
In order to reward me for my rescue, he agreed to pose briefly for photographs - and I kid you not I have a the most fabulous, sharply focussed pic of THE mouse!!! Hahaha!
I'll send it to anyone's who's email address or whatsapp I've got - it's the best wildlife picture I have ever taken lol!!Well, the only one maybe....
I hope that's the last I see of him, he stopped shaking and headed off through the hedge - no doubt to see how the frogs next door are getting on......!!
Bye bye Gregory, bon chance!!!
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"I CAUGHT THE MOUSE!!!!!!
Well he obviously saw the rain and stayed under the washing machine all night, but the smell of my scrambled eggs was apparently greater than the lure of the wild, because out he came, through the hall, and skipping across the sitting room carpet!!
I dashed to the kitchen and back, pounced, and got him - under one of last night's chinese takeaway tubs, slid him onto the Horticultural Society newsletter, and off he went, to be deposited under a privet hedge!!
The shock of his capture nearly killed him, and he stood shaking like a leaf, and trying to knaw a wet privet leaf to revive himself - he was obviously hungry or thirsty or both! I was not sure if mice were supposed to eat privet leaves, so I went and got him some little gem lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber, but he was not impressed.
In order to reward me for my rescue, he agreed to pose briefly for photographs - and I kid you not I have a the most fabulous, sharply focussed pic of THE mouse!!! Hahaha!
I'll send it to anyone's who's email address or whatsapp I've got - it's the best wildlife picture I have ever taken lol!!Well, the only one maybe....
I hope that's the last I see of him, he stopped shaking and headed off through the hedge - no doubt to see how the frogs next door are getting on......!!
Bye bye Gregory, bon chance!!!
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"I CAUGHT THE MOUSE!!!!!!
Well he obviously saw the rain and stayed under the washing machine all night, but the smell of my scrambled eggs was apparently greater than the lure of the wild, because out he came, through the hall, and skipping across the sitting room carpet!!
I dashed to the kitchen and back, pounced, and got him - under one of last night's chinese takeaway tubs, slid him onto the Horticultural Society newsletter, and off he went, to be deposited under a privet hedge!!
The shock of his capture nearly killed him, and he stood shaking like a leaf, and trying to knaw a wet privet leaf to revive himself - he was obviously hungry or thirsty or both! I was not sure if mice were supposed to eat privet leaves, so I went and got him some little gem lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber, but he was not impressed.
In order to reward me for my rescue, he agreed to pose briefly for photographs - and I kid you not I have a the most fabulous, sharply focussed pic of THE mouse!!! Hahaha!
I'll send it to anyone's who's email address or whatsapp I've got - it's the best wildlife picture I have ever taken lol!!Well, the only one maybe....
I hope that's the last I see of him, he stopped shaking and headed off through the hedge - no doubt to see how the frogs next door are getting on......!!
Bye bye Gregory, bon chance!!!
I.would have died
He is so SWEET! "AWWWW he is too, nice pic
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"I CAUGHT THE MOUSE!!!!!!
Well he obviously saw the rain and stayed under the washing machine all night, but the smell of my scrambled eggs was apparently greater than the lure of the wild, because out he came, through the hall, and skipping across the sitting room carpet!!
I dashed to the kitchen and back, pounced, and got him - under one of last night's chinese takeaway tubs, slid him onto the Horticultural Society newsletter, and off he went, to be deposited under a privet hedge!!
The shock of his capture nearly killed him, and he stood shaking like a leaf, and trying to knaw a wet privet leaf to revive himself - he was obviously hungry or thirsty or both! I was not sure if mice were supposed to eat privet leaves, so I went and got him some little gem lettuce leaves and a slice of cucumber, but he was not impressed.
In order to reward me for my rescue, he agreed to pose briefly for photographs - and I kid you not I have a the most fabulous, sharply focussed pic of THE mouse!!! Hahaha!
I'll send it to anyone's who's email address or whatsapp I've got - it's the best wildlife picture I have ever taken lol!!Well, the only one maybe....
I hope that's the last I see of him, he stopped shaking and headed off through the hedge - no doubt to see how the frogs next door are getting on......!!
Bye bye Gregory, bon chance!!!
I.would have died
He is so SWEET!
AWWWW he is too, nice pic
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"Cheers frisky.... I've now got Ronnie Hilton's song in my head "a little mouse with clogs on .... "He is so cute though isn't he | |||
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"The cats brought in a live mouse and it ran under the washing machine when i tried to herd it out the door!! What do I do now at 1am!?? "Our cat is always doing that.Got a couple of humane traps we put down to catch them.Then let them go in the field out the back | |||
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