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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think I caught leprosy in the pub last night, cos I don't ever have hangovers and my heads definately about to fall off. Bugger, someone ring my mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke offered me a job today working for the leprosy society: fifty-thousand pounds a year and a company car.

I snapped his fuckin hand off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

You stole my thunder with that last line... Pah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

You stole my thunder with that last line... Pah!!

xx"

Never said anything about ya thighs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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"Honestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!! "

Well when ya fall ta bits then

Get someone ta parcel ya up and send ya ta me xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!! "

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

And you should know pmsl xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

And you should know pmsl xx

yep, I am speaking from experience!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?

Im a rump man meself xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.

I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You stole my thunder with that last line... Pah!!

Never said anything about ya thighs xx

Ya biatch!!! Let's hear you say that when I have them clamping yer head

Oh yeah OP, as Wendy says.... Zero sympathy!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Um
"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.

I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!

Nobody likes a show off!! Anyway, I can't drink champagne or I rape people, last time I had it a chams, it got very messy in the jacuzzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?

Im a rump man meself xx

Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?

Im a rump man meself xx

Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over

Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.

I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!

I had 3 bottle of water and can still barely lift my head lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.

I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!

Nobody likes a show off!! Anyway, I can't drink champagne or I rape people, last time I had it a chams, it got very messy in the jacuzzi

It is a constant source of annoyance to Siren. She lives for the day I get a headache from over indulging so she can take the piss - but she'll be waiting forever for that day lol.

I just don't get them regardless of what or how much I drink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.

I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!

I had 3 bottle of water and can still barely lift my head lol "

blimey call the school of tropical medicine one with leprosy and one with malaria ..........get well soon (i was born with the sympathy gene and so were you ) thanks ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We were out on the toon last night for Siren's surprise 40th b/day party.

I had 8 pints, 4 double brandies, and a glass of champers and I am soooooooo glad I don't get hangovers!!

Nobody likes a show off!! Anyway, I can't drink champagne or I rape people, last time I had it a chams, it got very messy in the jacuzzi

It is a constant source of annoyance to Siren. She lives for the day I get a headache from over indulging so she can take the piss - but she'll be waiting forever for that day lol.

I just don't get them regardless of what or how much I drink.

Dunna get em if i sticks ta voddy

But somtimes i finds it hard just ta stick ta voddy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hangovers got worse the older i got. In the end I was having 2 day ones. tend not to get d*unk very often now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?

Im a rump man meself xx

Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over

Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx

You can't argue with a dying lady, or me!! Did your mother teach you nothing soapy? I've put a Hell of a lot of work ( and maltesers) into my ass and if I say its that big its that big!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?

Im a rump man meself xx

Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over

Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx

You can't argue with a dying lady, or me!! Did your mother teach you nothing soapy? I've put a Hell of a lot of work ( and maltesers) into my ass and if I say its that big its that big!!!!

"
y

Just re read that, I don't mean I sit here popping maltesers up my ass one by one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EHonestly these people who get d*unk

Ya will never see me with a hangover

(Only cause i hide away fa days

)xx

Ahem, I have leprosy not a hangover, you have to be nice to me, its the sodding law!!!!

you have absolutely zero chance of sympathy from this lot!!!!!!

I know, mean buggers, I'm gonna go to the next social and infect them all!! Soapy, you want breast or thigh?

Im a rump man meself xx

Look out. For one of those wide load vans, ill send a cheek over

Ive seen ya rump and ya aint half exagerating there pmsl xx

You can't argue with a dying lady, or me!! Did your mother teach you nothing soapy? I've put a Hell of a lot of work ( and maltesers) into my ass and if I say its that big its that big!!!!

Just re read that, I don't mean I sit here popping maltesers up my ass one by one

dont give those maltesers ad men any ideas !!!!

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