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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After my days of being ill a very good "friend" of mine has just messaged me not knowing im ill and called me "The sexpot of Rutland" didnt want to spoil the illusion by telling him cant open my mouth, cant brush my teeth dressing gown and socks on hair a mess and generally looking a bag of shit lol"

Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx

I can still type fuck off though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx

*runs for life*

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx

*runs for life*"

My name is karen not wendy lol

*double runs for life*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx

I can still type fuck off though

Been on any car parks recently dear??

Poetic justice comes to mind xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx

I can still type fuck off though

Been on any car parks recently dear??

Poetic justice comes to mind xx

I can assure you i will be fit and well beach party day, so get your running shoes on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get well soon!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Blimey cant open me mouth is a first fa you xx

I can still type fuck off though

Its like the messages you get saying 'I bet youre wearing something sexy...'.

Yeah right - fleecy dressing gown, ugg boot-stylie slippers and a face mask

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx

*runs for life*

OI Bitch!!!!!! At least I've got a proper illness, you've just got a mangey mooth!!!!

My name is karen not wendy lol

*double runs for life*"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Sounds like you are all dressed up ready for a meet lol!!! xx

*runs for life*

OI Bitch!!!!!! At least I've got a proper illness, you've just got a mangey mooth!!!!

My name is karen not wendy lol

*double runs for life*"

Fuck me you recovered quick then. Do you have a bell that rings if someone mentions your name lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Na just bat ears lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its like the messages you get saying 'I bet youre wearing something sexy...'.

Yeah right - fleecy dressing gown, ugg boot-stylie slippers and a face mask

or the ones that ask "what you wearing?" and you think...seriously, you don't want to know.

get well soon K xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its like the messages you get saying 'I bet youre wearing something sexy...'.

Yeah right - fleecy dressing gown, ugg boot-stylie slippers and a face mask

or the ones that ask "what you wearing?" and you think...seriously, you don't want to know.

get well soon K xx"

That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

naw, I have spies lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"naw, I have spies lol "

Your own personal tell tale tit lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

well, he's definitely a tit lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"naw, I have spies lol

Your own personal tell tale tit lol"

Oi who r u callin a tit?? xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"naw, I have spies lol

Your own personal tell tale tit lol

Oi who r u callin a tit?? xx

did anyone mention you bigheid????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well, he's definitely a tit lol x"

Dont you bloody start "miss i'll be fine" xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"naw, I have spies lol

Your own personal tell tale tit lol

Oi who r u callin a tit?? xx

If the cap fits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol"

totally, like the pm's you get saying "i love women that wear stockings"..ok, but i don't live in them...and did you actually read the profile or just go for the money shot?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol

totally, like the pm's you get saying "i love women that wear stockings"..ok, but i don't live in them...and did you actually read the profile or just go for the money shot?"

The best has to be what colour knickers you wearing. Like that is going to make so much difference to who i am as a person lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That makes me howl, like your sitting there in basque stockings and heels just waiting for someone to message you asking lol

totally, like the pm's you get saying "i love women that wear stockings"..ok, but i don't live in them...and did you actually read the profile or just go for the money shot?

The best has to be what colour knickers you wearing. Like that is going to make so much difference to who i am as a person lol"

i bet somewhere someone has written a little dit that tells you a womans personality based on the colour knickers she's wearing any given day

white = hands off

red = hands on

grey = time of the month

....off to google...what's the chances?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one better...a site that takes that idea seriously!

Change your underwear – Change your mood:

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Feeling tired grab a red pair, stressed out try some calming blue, emotionally upset go for the orange or in need of some optimism switch to yellow.

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6: Purple is known to heighten your intuition. It is similar to blue in that it offers comfort and calm. A great colour for meditation.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

i bet somewhere someone has written a little dit that tells you a womans personality based on the colour knickers she's wearing any given day

white = hands off

red = hands on

grey = time of the month

....off to google...what's the chances?"

pretty good Id say...

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lmao, i can honestly say the colour of my knickers has never changed my mood lol. Maybe i will have to get some yellow ones and try it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lmao, i can honestly say the colour of my knickers has never changed my mood lol. Maybe i will have to get some yellow ones and try it lol"

most folk would just think you pee'd yourself hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think when i'm on the site i need to wear purple and when i go on a meet i ought to wear orange

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"lmao, i can honestly say the colour of my knickers has never changed my mood lol. Maybe i will have to get some yellow ones and try it lol

most folk would just think you pee'd yourself hahaha"

lol, ive never had a yellow pair of knickers. Think i would make them sunshine yellow.

I got a lovely green and blue sort of tartan set thats really bright. Wonder what will happen crossing blue and green together lol

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