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By *albec26 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

How do you get a jackdaw down you're chimney? Not a joke but true about to run hot bath put a fire on for a romantic night a fledgling jackdaw stuck down one of the chimneys which I cant reach

It's usually the children spoiling our nights of passion now its bloody mother nature

Help please!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you get a jackdaw down you're chimney? Not a joke but true about to run hot bath put a fire on for a romantic night a fledgling jackdaw stuck down one of the chimneys which I cant reach

It's usually the children spoiling our nights of passion now its bloody mother nature

Help please!!!!"

If it got stuck by coming down try pushing it back up, tape a sponge to the end of a broom handle and try that

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Light a fire

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That's happened to me too. Twice! Fecking baby seagulls. Dad to the rescue! I now have wire mesh over the chimney pot. He had to take the whole fire to bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if its sooty how do you know its a jack daw? my guess is its a young magpie they love ruining Saturday night fact!

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By *albec26 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Poor little thing barely fledged, thought about a fire, but if the nests down too probably set the thatch on fire!!

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By *albec26 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

"if its sooty how do you know its a jack daw? my guess is its a young magpie they love ruining Saturday night fact!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Light a fire "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone with the knowledge to safely dismantle and reinstall the fire afterwards and with drain or chimney sweeping rods. If its fallen all the way down the chimney there is sometimes a damper plate just above the fire into the chimney and it could be there. If you open anything up be prepared with a dust sheet or something as it's going to be dirty and flapping around... A chimney sweep maybe a good option and some will do a 24 hour service if you're prepared to pay.

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By *albec26 OP Man
over a year ago

Great Yarmouth

Thanks my friend sensible answer but costly and will probably end up with that. But you cant get jiggy with it when the bloody thing chirping at you from the fire place

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