FabSwingers.com forum: The truth? Not really

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Tell a lie about the person above you, the funnier the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poached a hedgehog once just to prove a point.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Made Colgate poach a hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made Colgate poach a hedgehog"

Ate the poached hedgehog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made Colgate poach a hedgehog

Ate the poached hedgehog!"

Is really a Nac Mac Feegle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They really love cuddles and being tickled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really love cuddles and being tickled"

She hates kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants"

They're both evil leprechauns

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

They're both evil leprechauns

She's actually bold

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

They're both evil leprechauns

She's actually bold

MrsSB

They make all their meets cook an omelette before sex x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

They're both evil leprechauns

She's actually bold

MrsSB

Fake pics, just a bloke

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

They're both evil leprechauns

She's actually bold

MrsSB

Fake pics, just a bloke"

Actually that's 50% true

MrsSB

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

They're both evil leprechauns

Once lived as a real life Bond villain and attempted to over throw the local government of Milton Keynes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

They're both evil leprechauns

Once lived as a real life Bond villain and attempted to over throw the local government of Milton Keynes "

Can play the ukulele but can't fart due to a rare medical condition connecting his lower intestine to his right ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really love cuddles and being tickled

She hates kittens

Was the test bed for Wayne Rooney's implants

They're both evil leprechauns

Once lived as a real life Bond villain and attempted to over throw the local government of Milton Keynes

Can play the ukulele but can't fart due to a rare medical condition connecting his lower intestine to his right ear."

Real names Wayne and Trace used to own a Capri with their names emblazoned across the top of the windscreen in the late 80's.

Currently drive a Sharran,so that they can fit their 20 show Chihuahuas in it as they tour the Hebrides!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Once ate 147 pickled onions for a bet. Then called the Guinness book of records in an attempt at the longest fart record!

Got disqualified for following through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once ate 147 pickled onions for a bet. Then called the Guinness book of records in an attempt at the longest fart record!

Got disqualified for following through

Is actually a hat with various different bodies he wears.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Both were store mannequins brought to life one Halloween for a sexual spells party.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Their real names are Lucy and magenta

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

And Sophie is a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colgate was the stunt double for odd job from gold finger, to this day he can still throw a bowler hat through a concrete wall at 20 paces

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

He wants me!!!! He does!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wants me!!!! He does! "
shes actually a size 20 big breasted black dominatrix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Colgate was the stunt double for odd job from gold finger, to this day he can still throw a bowler hat through a concrete wall at 20 paces"

Will was involved in a rather unsavoury way in the production of DNA for the first cloned sheep .

The wellies he used in this exercise are still covered in a strange smelling substance ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Subby and bubu were accomplices to this dastardly deed , acting as fluffers for him

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

They are actually condom testers for Charles and Camilla!

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Subby once performed a novelty act for Simon cowell with a pickled herring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subby once performed a novelty act for Simon cowell with a pickled herring"

Colgate caught the herring with just a ball of cotton , a bent pin , his cock and a blue pill

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Subby once performed a novelty act for Simon cowell with a pickled herring

Colgate caught the herring with just a ball of cotton , a bent pin , his cock and a blue pill

Glo go to church on Sundays and DON'T suck of the vicar!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Subby once performed a novelty act for Simon cowell with a pickled herring

Colgate caught the herring with just a ball of cotton , a bent pin , his cock and a blue pill

Glo go to church on Sundays and DON'T suck of the vicar!! "

Is the love child of Max Bygraves and a Parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that you sister

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Burnt his willy on the ironing board

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Burnt his willy on the ironing board"

Loves having secret pokey bum wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt his willy on the ironing board

Loves having secret pokey bum wanks"

Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt his willy on the ironing board

Loves having secret pokey bum wanks

Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops

Oh shit .... I forgot it was a tell a lie thread ... I thought it was tell the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt his willy on the ironing board

Loves having secret pokey bum wanks

Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops

Oh shit .... I forgot it was a tell a lie thread ... I thought it was tell the truth

Only want to do socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Burnt his willy on the ironing board

Loves having secret pokey bum wanks

Loves meeting couples dressed as a seal , balancing a ball on her nose and jumping through hoops

Oh shit .... I forgot it was a tell a lie thread ... I thought it was tell the truth

Only want to do socials

Is a secret porn star. Famous for starring in the German goo girl videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Eats yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to....."

Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....

Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun

Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....

Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun

Born in Albania

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....

Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun

Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking."

Plays the Albanian nose flute

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Has a horse tail but plug that he uses and trots around like a pony

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By *red438Man
over a year ago

Weston-super-Mare

"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....

Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun

Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking.

Plays the Albanian nose flute"

Colgate really is a brand of toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....

Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun

Hasn't got a dog,talks to himself when he's out walking.

Plays the Albanian nose flute

Colgate really is a brand of toothpaste "
Fred is far to sexy for his shirt. He takes it so seriously he only dresses to the right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knitter knits one handed. She uses the other hand to.....

Real name Antonia, she is a three foot seven inche truck driving pigmy nun

Oh my days , we want to meet her even more than before now !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually in the dock for affray (next Monday, 2pm, crown court)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought a 3 legged dog because they were told it won the world cup 3 legged dog race.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Attends her local W.I. meetings every Thursday night and is a member of the Salvation Army band as lead tambourine player.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a fantastic shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Collets used bus tickets and always used a doyley when having a cuppa

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

Ace is a famous TV actor that stared in two TV serious about time travelling policemen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Collets used bus tickets and always used a doyley when having a cuppa

Doesn't really hike in the hills... He's a ballet dancer and pooch is a pussycat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't really hike in the hills... He's a ballet dancer and pooch is a pussycat!

Mr P turned down the role of Hagrid in Harry Potter as he didn't want to be type cast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't very tactile at all and loves the rhythms of bucks fizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attends her local W.I. meetings every Thursday night and is a member of the Salvation Army band as lead tambourine player. "

How do you know that??

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Angel de lite. A fraud. She's a blancmange in disguise .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angel de lite. A fraud. She's a blancmange in disguise .

Short legs and granny pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secretly eats lard on white bread.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Secretly eats lard on white bread. "

Gentle? Gentle? Nah ah! Watch yet arse guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secretly eats lard on white bread. "

Doesn't own a dildo. Buys 17 cucumbers a week...

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Sniffs train seats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secretly eats lard on white bread.

Doesn't own a dildo. Buys 17 cucumbers a week..."

Tony is a fake!

He/She is really a famous Female porn star doing research looking for tips for a new porn movie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secretly eats lard on white bread.

Doesn't own a dildo. Buys 17 cucumbers a week...

Tony is a fake!

He/She is really a famous Female porn star doing research looking for tips for a new porn movie"

Scrummy auditioned for a part in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because he wanted to swim in a river of chocolate.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

AngelDeLite is really Donald Trump trolling Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made Colgate poach a hedgehog

Ate the poached hedgehog!

Is really a Nac Mac Feegle"

Crivens ! Waily waily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absinthe boy prefers a shandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefers a Mexican wave...

'ello gringo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Favourite past time is to suck out the fillings of custard doughnuts and put them back on the shelf in the shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried walking on water. Didn't succeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tried walking on water. Didn't succeed."

Is a professional potato sculptor.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Tried walking on water. Didn't succeed.

Is a professional potato sculptor."

Jesus christ has a large ferret collection.Miss.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Drove for hundreds of miles around Germany following signs for the town of Ausfaht before someone told her it means exit. Still thinks frankfurters are the wurst of all sausages

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