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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking

Ps..this is meant to be humorous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see that. Good looking, footloose and fancy free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you better believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L "
what cake you got..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I can't claim my lack of meets are because I'm too good looking.........It must be because I'm too much good company. Yep that's it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L what cake you got..? "

Jamaica ginger cake and a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L what cake you got..?

Jamaica ginger cake and a cup of tea "
damn u the cornerstone of any balanced breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey...some of us women have the same problem ya know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey...some of us women have the same problem ya know? "
its a cross we have to bear SS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L what cake you got..?

Jamaica ginger cake and a cup of tea damn u the cornerstone of any balanced breakfast "

'Twas rather nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to fight em off,they all want a fat bird

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Charming, suave, sophisticated, eloquent, it's a curse to us men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah I can't claim my lack of meets are because I'm too good looking.........It must be because I'm too much good company. Yep that's it."

Just Bad Company here

"Bad Company"

Company, always on the run

Destiny is the rising sun

Oh, I was born 6-gun in my hand

Behind the gun I'll make my final stand

That's why they call me

Bad company

And I can't deny

Bad company

'Til the day I die

Oh, 'til the day I die

'Til the day I die

Rebel souls, deserters we are called

Chose a gun and threw away the Son

Now these towns, they all know our name

6-gun sound is our claim to fame

I can hear them say

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Charming, suave, sophisticated, eloquent, it's a curse to us men "
I know how you feel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to fight em off,they all want a fat bird "

I have similar problem every1 loves a boxer. Must be to fit or energetic for most people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My good looks are a curse. I have repetitive strain injury from beating the females off with a shitty stick.

Now.....did somebody mention cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My good looks are a curse. I have repetitive strain injury from beating the females off with a shitty stick.

Now.....did somebody mention cake? "

Only standard Victorian sponge here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My good looks are a curse. I have repetitive strain injury from beating the females off with a shitty stick.

Now.....did somebody mention cake?

Only standard Victorian sponge here "

Yeh I'll try anything once. Though usually im cheesecake kinda guy. So im really stepping out of my cake comfort zone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're probably right, I'm ugly as fu*k and had a few meets - glad I'm not handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're probably right, I'm ugly as fu*k and had a few meets - glad I'm not handsome "

Damn your ugliness... I want to be ugly too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We only meet ppl who we are attracted to (face) and aren't as bothered if they are gym fit or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've come to the wrong place.. we're all way too beautiful on here.. its scary. Lol

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington

I prefer sence of humour over anything, I mean don't get me wrong, I like a good looking guy but it's not all that for me.

-Princess xx

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

There's the old theory that perceived matching levels of visual attractiveness come into play so if you consider yourself a 6 out of 10 you'll aim for similar rather than risk getting knocked back by a 9 or 10. Luckily I happen to think said theory is bollocks because the visual is the least important aspect for me when it comes to attraction. Either that or I have been a pity fuck numerous times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah baby ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've come to the wrong place.. we're all way too beautiful on here.. its scary. Lol "

Well at least we know which thread to come to to pick our next victim!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry I was admiring myself in the mirror..what were you talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've come to the wrong place.. we're all way too beautiful on here.. its scary. Lol

Well at least we know which thread to come to to pick our next victim!!! "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to sure about myself, Pooch is jolly handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer sence of humour over anything, I mean don't get me wrong, I like a good looking guy but it's not all that for me.

-Princess xx"

Oh I have sense of humour... otherwise id be crying into my cheesecake all day. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking

Ps..this is meant to be humorous "

Humerous?

It's not funny being this fantastically fuckable you know....

I'm sick of being swamped by all the fancy a fuck messages and foof pictures.

3. 2. 1.... andddddd back in the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a strange thing that some good looking gym fit guys like big arses. Never got it, but I'm glad there's the odd one that genuinely does.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We all have to laugh being on this site dont we

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jury's still out on this one , till we see some faces we would have to say not guilty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I feel like a piece of meat being viewed all the time, god damn it I have a brain you know people!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yeah I can't claim my lack of meets are because I'm too good looking.........It must be because I'm too much good company. Yep that's it.

Just Bad Company here

"Bad Company"

Company, always on the run

Destiny is the rising sun

Oh, I was born 6-gun in my hand

Behind the gun I'll make my final stand

That's why they call me

Bad company

And I can't deny

Bad company

'Til the day I die

Oh, 'til the day I die

'Til the day I die

Rebel souls, deserters we are called

Chose a gun and threw away the Son

Now these towns, they all know our name

6-gun sound is our claim to fame

I can hear them say"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy to second that motion of displaying some face pics by the contestants

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all....

Me obviously not that snow white..

Whenever I get a thanks but no thanks I always tell myself it's because I was out of their league, now I know it's true..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all have to laugh being on this site dont we"

Ok sir you have been verified as eligible for this thread!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all....

Me obviously not that snow white..

Whenever I get a thanks but no thanks I always tell myself it's because I was out of their league, now I know it's true.. "

Snow White?!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L "

It's OK, I'd force myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer sence of humour over anything, I mean don't get me wrong, I like a good looking guy but it's not all that for me.

-Princess xx

Oh I have sense of humour... otherwise id be crying into my cheesecake all day. Lol "

Contestants coming in hard and fast (...oh no! Forgot that means something else on fab! )

This contestant is also eligible lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking

Ps..this is meant to be humorous "

that'd be it

On a serious note loads of women mention that some men are "out of their league" so there could be an element of truth in what you say.

As far as I'm concerned the better looking the more I like it

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South

I have the opposite problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have the opposite problem "

Shurrup you!

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South


"I have the opposite problem

Shurrup you! "

Lol i only was trying to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking

Ps..this is meant to be humorous

Humerous?

It's not funny being this fantastically fuckable you know....

I'm sick of being swamped by all the fancy a fuck messages and foof pictures.

3. 2. 1.... andddddd back in the room. "

Think how bad it gets when you have hair like MINE!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the opposite problem "

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By *ischiefmanagedWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk border

I can only suggest that the beautiful people indulge in a spot of gurning in their face pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L "

I didnt say you looked like you'd been photoshopped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This explains everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only one thing to tempt them with and it seems to work everytime.........a variety of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only one thing to tempt them with and it seems to work everytime.........a variety of cake "

Throw in some tea and I'm pretty much anyones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saved by the cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only one thing to tempt them with and it seems to work everytime.........a variety of cake

Throw in some tea and I'm pretty much anyones. "

I need to up my game do I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have only one thing to tempt them with and it seems to work everytime.........a variety of cake

Throw in some tea and I'm pretty much anyones.

I need to up my game do I? "

Looking at your pictures, we can forget the cake and the tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X"

I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had the same when I had a single profile.

Once was told we couldn't possible meet as I look like I have been photoshopped and should be on the front of a magazine. I replied "what farmers weekly".

It's a cross I must have to bear.

"Damn these good looks and trained body!"

Goes off and cries into his cake!

Mr L "

I echo this post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working on it.

Currently doing a very good job in losing my flat stomach for a more rotund one pack.

Maybe the average look will make me more appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe that's why us single guys aren't getting meets. We are too good looking

Ps..this is meant to be humorous

Humerous?

It's not funny being this fantastically fuckable you know....

I'm sick of being swamped by all the fancy a fuck messages and foof pictures.

3. 2. 1.... andddddd back in the room.

Think how bad it gets when you have hair like MINE!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X

I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?"

Goes far better with tea than coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X

I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?

Goes far better with tea than coffee"

I only put the kettle on to make tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X

I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?

Goes far better with tea than coffee"

So what cake goes perfectly with coffee.. In this particular case, Java coffee?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

It was getting so bad I decided to hide my pics xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues

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By *illo0069Man
over a year ago

litherland

So all us guys with few veris the better, the fewer we have the more out of their league we are,

well ladies up your game

we have the power lol

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues "

Absolutely shag

Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues

Absolutely shag

Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination "

Intelligence is actually a real turn on for me - especially when someone can stimulate the mind before the body but must say shy away from gym fit as we are average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to fight em off,they all want a fat bird "

Who wouldn't want a piece of you though Pamela! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone mention cake!! Still have some Jamaicna ginger cake left over. X

I do like Jamiacan Ginger cake. Shall I put the kettle on?

Goes far better with tea than coffee

So what cake goes perfectly with coffee.. In this particular case, Java coffee?

"

Carrot goes with either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues

Absolutely shag

Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination "

And hopefully not with a face like a bag of Spanners. Then again could be a go behinder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

try being a good looking kid but supershy

wouldnt wish that on anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gorgeous. It really is fucking hard work being a nine.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues

Absolutely shag

Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination

And hopefully not with a face like a bag of Spanners. Then again could be a go behinder! "

but then I love kissing so it just wouldn't do the job :-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes. Being gym fit you are above most leagues

Absolutely shag

Intelligent and gym fit is the worst combination

And hopefully not with a face like a bag of Spanners. Then again could be a go behinder!

but then I love kissing so it just wouldn't do the job :-"
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Damn these good looks!!!

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