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"is she a squirter ? and is it piss " I did smile at this!!! very funny! | |||
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"She does and she said this about you... No, not now, not ever! " She was going to Clarkesville..............for a meet with you! | |||
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"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort. *damn you unfit body* " Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body! | |||
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"I had perfection then o discovered wine and Doritos. I'm twice the girl I used to be " But you are on page two so that's a start? | |||
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"My perfect woman that is?" She ran off with the perfect guy.... | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lol" And I was wishing on a star..................... | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star....................." Oh I'm a cheeky star | |||
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"My perfect woman that is?She ran off with the perfect guy...." Actually she did..........but I am over that now so the Trick Cyclist says | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star " But I wonder where you are? | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?" Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol" I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is?" I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman | |||
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"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort. *damn you unfit body* Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body! I would have gone for diligent personally. Manipulate my body?!" diligent is no fun..........sedulous is far more interesting a verb! Manipulate? Your body of course! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!" Brave the fen lol | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman" That is the burning question. She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question. She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. " Still me lol | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol " The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? | |||
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"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort. *damn you unfit body* Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body! I would have gone for diligent personally. Manipulate my body?!diligent is no fun..........sedulous is far more interesting a verb! Manipulate? Your body of course!" Diligent is the same! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question. She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. Still me lol " Then I am wishing on a star! Shall we get married? | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?" Closer to Ely lol | |||
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"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort. *damn you unfit body* Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body! I would have gone for diligent personally. Manipulate my body?!diligent is no fun..........sedulous is far more interesting a verb! Manipulate? Your body of course! Diligent is the same! " As is sly for insidious but don't you just love the English language? | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question. She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. Still me lol Then I am wishing on a star! Shall we get married?" Hang on a fecking minute?! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lol" On the A14.........the road to Valhalla! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!" That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere x | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question. She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. Still me lol Then I am wishing on a star! Shall we get married? Hang on a fecking minute?! " ............I am being told constantly that life is too short so no time like the present! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere x" I know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!" Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lol | |||
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"I had perfection then o discovered wine and Doritos. I'm twice the girl I used to be But you are on page two so that's a start?" Hahaha | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lol" Then I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!" Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol | |||
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"no she would be boring after a while" I don't know Manchester girls are renown for being fun especially those in South Manchester! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester! Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol" I will have the border opened for you ms Star! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester! Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star!" Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester! Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star! Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x" I can hide you...................!! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester! Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star! Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x I can hide you...................!!" Not in the back of a Lorry lol | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star..................... Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are? Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together! Brave the fen lol The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton? Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla! That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe! Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester! Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star! Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x I can hide you...................!! Not in the back of a Lorry lol " Under my floor boards! | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question. She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. " Good luck then also she must like you for you too. Us women can be fickle you know. | |||
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"My perfect woman that is? I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question. She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. Good luck then also she must like you for you too. Us women can be fickle you know. " \ Women fickle? I never knew that! thanks x | |||
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