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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My perfect woman that is?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

She does and she said this about you...

No, not now, not ever!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

is she a squirter ? and is it piss

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is she a squirter ? and is it piss "
I did smile at this!!! very funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She does and she said this about you...

No, not now, not ever!

"

She was going to Clarkesville..............for a meet with you!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've got to and so no he doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort.

*damn you unfit body*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had perfection then o discovered wine and Doritos. I'm twice the girl I used to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?"

Yes it's me! Not lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort.

*damn you unfit body*

"

Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had perfection then o discovered wine and Doritos. I'm twice the girl I used to be "
But you are on page two so that's a start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?"
She ran off with the perfect guy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lol"

And I was wishing on a star.....................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star....................."

Oh I'm a cheeky star

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?She ran off with the perfect guy...."
Actually she did..........but I am over that now so the Trick Cyclist says

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star "

But I wonder where you are?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort.

*damn you unfit body*

Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body!"

I would have gone for diligent personally.

Manipulate my body?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?"

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol"

I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My perfect woman that is?"

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort.

*damn you unfit body*

Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body!

I would have gone for diligent personally.

Manipulate my body?!"

diligent is no fun..........sedulous is far more interesting a verb!

Manipulate? Your body of course!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!"

Brave the fen lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman"

That is the burning question.

She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question.

She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. "

Still me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

"

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort.

*damn you unfit body*

Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body!

I would have gone for diligent personally.

Manipulate my body?!diligent is no fun..........sedulous is far more interesting a verb!

Manipulate? Your body of course!"

Diligent is the same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question.

She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality.

Still me lol "

Then I am wishing on a star!

Shall we get married?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?"

Closer to Ely lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I understand sedulous ah but I can't contort.

*damn you unfit body*

Sedulous will do and I can manipulate your body!

I would have gone for diligent personally.

Manipulate my body?!diligent is no fun..........sedulous is far more interesting a verb!

Manipulate? Your body of course!

Diligent is the same!

"

As is sly for insidious but don't you just love the English language?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question.

She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality.

Still me lol Then I am wishing on a star!

Shall we get married?"

Hang on a fecking minute?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lol"

On the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!"

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question.

She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality.

Still me lol Then I am wishing on a star!

Shall we get married?

Hang on a fecking minute?!

"

............I am being told constantly that life is too short so no time like the present!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere x"

I know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!"

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had perfection then o discovered wine and Doritos. I'm twice the girl I used to be But you are on page two so that's a start?"

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lol"

Then I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no she would be boring after a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!"

Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"no she would be boring after a while"
I don't know Manchester girls are renown for being fun especially those in South Manchester!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!

Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol"

I will have the border opened for you ms Star!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!

Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star!"

Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!

Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star!

Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x"

I can hide you...................!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!

Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star!

Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x I can hide you...................!!"

Not in the back of a Lorry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

Yes it's me! Not lolAnd I was wishing on a star.....................

Oh I'm a cheeky star But I wonder where you are?

Ah there's the thing, I'm in the deep dark fen, only the bravest dare enter the fen lol I think its time we should make up baby I think its time baby I think its time we should get back together!

Brave the fen lol

The Fen sounds like some Stepford like place is it near Luton?

Closer to Ely lolOn the A14.........the road to Valhalla!

That's the one, road to hell followed by the road to nowhere xI know it well as I have spent a lot of time at the Spa Pavilion in Felixstowe!

Its a pretty dull place tbh but we makes our own fun on the long dark nights lolThen I would like to invite you to the little village in the North where I reside a place called Manchester!

Ooh that's bigger than my little village, I'll have to ask for a passport from the village idiot and the dog lol I will have the border opened for you ms Star!

Then I'll be on the run, an illegal immigrant lol x I can hide you...................!!

Not in the back of a Lorry lol "

Under my floor boards!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My perfect woman that is?

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question.

She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality. "

Good luck then also she must like you for you too. Us women can be fickle you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My perfect woman that is?

I guess that depends on what you think is your perfect woman That is the burning question.

She will be attractive (to me) intelligent, articulate, confident and possess that most precious trait of all a personality.

Good luck then also she must like you for you too. Us women can be fickle you know. "

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Women fickle? I never knew that! thanks x

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