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over a year ago

Best joke you've heard?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

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over a year ago

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Hardest creature in the sea, billy the squid!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

Hey come on admit it you smiled

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

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By *ottie_84Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Why are pirates called pirates? Cause they arrrggghh (rubbish I know lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

Hey come on admit it you smiled

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

OMG I chuckle to that what's wrong with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

Hey come on admit it you smiled

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

OMG I chuckle to that what's wrong with me

Its cause its funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year a broken my leg in six places.

Aberdeen

Manchester

Swansea

Flint

Leeds

Cardiff

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

Hey come on admit it you smiled

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

OMG I chuckle to that what's wrong with me

Its cause its funny

You know I will agree to anything when you have that sexy bottom facing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Irish knock knock joke have yous heard it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock Knock

Who's there

White walkers

Hold the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock Knock

Who's there

White walkers

Hold the door

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock Knock

Who's there

White walkers

Hold the door

Powerful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say to me knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say to me knock knock"

To me knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say to me knock knock"

To me knock knock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock Knock

Who's there

White walkers

Hold the door

Too soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jinx, no backsies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jinx, no backsies."

The forum is just full of witty fuckers

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By *rinkydonkyMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

Hey come on admit it you smiled

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

"
..... If the answer is "cock robin".... what is the question ? ...... What's that up my arse batman ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?"

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman goes to the Police Station to report a case of indecent exposure. The desk Sergeant asks;

"Was he in a state of arousal" and she replies, "No. I think it was a Robin Reliant"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

It's good to have a dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

Hey come on admit it you smiled

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

Thief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White man goes to jail and he's padded up with a great big black man . Black man says when the light goes out we will play mammys n daddy's so think who you want to be . White man says I'm not being mammy cos he will shag me .the light goes out . Black man says who are you white man says I'm daddy . Black man says come and suck mammys cock ha ha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

I'm really good friends with 25 letters in the alphabet! I don't know Y!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?"

I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Good starter!

Heys thats somebof my best stuff

Tbf someone stole my back room writers

Okay here goes

Why dont dinosaurs clap

Because they are extinct

It's a good job your sexy that's all I am saying

Hey come on admit it you smiled

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

Thief.

I told you I was stealing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

Whos there

Orange

Orange who

Orange you going to let me in

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?"

To get to the other side

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By *ecretDaddy1Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Knock knock

Who's there?

Arthur

Arthur who?

Erm...Arthur Got!

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over a year ago

Okay what was the last thing batman said to robin before he got in the car

"Robin get in the car"

Thief.

I told you I was stealing it

You did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?"

To get to the beautiful woman's house.

Knock knock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

Who's there

Need a

Need a who

You best go them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend keeps complaining about my premature ejaculation, she took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My girlfriend keeps complaining about my premature ejaculation, she took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits....."

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful woman's house.

Knock knock"

Whos there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful woman's house.

Knock knock

Whos there?"

They chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful woman's house.

Knock knock

Whos there?

They chicken

Smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats white and grey?

An elephant in a Fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Knitter, why did the chicken cross the road?

I dont know why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the beautiful woman's house.

Knock knock

Whos there?

They chicken

Smooth

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock! Knock!

Who's there?

To who?

Surely 'To whom' !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache." "I don't have a headache." "Gotcha!"

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By *orkshire biMan
over a year ago

elland

2 men walk into a bar. Ouch you would have thought 1 of them would have seen it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's blue and white.....and really hard?

A fridge in a denim Jacket!

What's grey and comes in litres?

Elephants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you OK?" "I'm so sorry if I'm disturbing you," says the woman. "I'm suffering from a very rare medical condition. Whenever I sneeze, I have an orgasm." "Are you taking anything for it?" he asks. "Yes," says the woman. "Pepper."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My girlfriend keeps complaining about my premature ejaculation, she took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke walks into a chip shop looks at the menu board and says

'I'll have one of your pisoles please'

Chippy owner says

'It doesn't start with a P, it starts with an R'

'Ok' says the bloke...

'I'll have one of your arseoles!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man comes home from work.

Wife says "dinner is in the over, just warm it up."

Man says "I want your pussy for dinner. So takes her up stairs and eats her out. "

This happens again the next night.

Wife says "dinner is in the oven. Just warm it up. "

Man says "I want eat your pussy again. "

This goes on all week.

Till Friday.

Man walks in from work

And finds wife naked sliding down the banister.

Man says "what are you doing? "

Wife says "warming your dinner up"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hear the joke about the broken pencil....ah forget it, its pointless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man comes back home from the pub to an unhappy wife as he is always with his mates instead of being with her. As he comes in the door he says to her 'get those clothes off and do a headstand infront of the mirror'. The wife gets all excited and does as he asks. Once she is naked and infront of the mirror he kneels down behind her and puts his chin in her pussy and says 'the boys were right...i would suit a beard'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man comes back home from the pub to an unhappy wife as he is always with his mates instead of being with her. As he comes in the door he says to her 'get those clothes off and do a headstand infront of the mirror'. The wife gets all excited and does as he asks. Once she is naked and infront of the mirror he kneels down behind her and puts his chin in her pussy and says 'the boys were right...i would suit a beard'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife is wearing one of those skirts where you can just see the edge of her bum poking out, I'd probably find it really sexy if the skirt wasn't knee length!!.....!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Nicholas

Nicholas who?

Nicholas girls ought to climb trees...

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Man goes to the zoo. Shocked at £20 entrance fee but goes in every single cage is empty until he gets to the far end where one cage has a small dog.

Somewhat angry the man asks to see the manager. "I've spent 20 quid to get in here and walked miles and the only animal you have is a dog". "Yes sir, it's a shih tzu"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So why did I move to Switzerland you ask

Well the flag is a big plus...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman goes to the police station and cries"help,help iv just been graped!" The officer says"dont you mean raped" the woman replies"no there was a bunch of them".....i'll get my coat

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