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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, we're all boarding the bus for a field trip from Fab comprehensive...

But it's a mystery tour so I need some details filling in. Tell us a few things you know about the trip, could be anything, some examples to set you off ..

Where are we going?

What are we doing?

Who's pulling moonies at shocked grannies in the car behind?

Who's having a sneaky fag without teacher knowing?

Who's fingering who in the back seat?

What's in our packed lunches?

etc etc

And more importantly anything else you want to share about the trip ...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Can we stop for a toilet break, please sir?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Are we there yet !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just bought a nudie mag from the services. You can have a look for a couple of chewits ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this tour bus is travelling via Naughty Lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sings loudly and out of tune*

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

Take one down...

Everyone join in!!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I've got sangria

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just bought a nudie mag from the services. You can have a look for a couple of chewits .. "

Has it got boobies??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who brought egg sandwiches?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I've just bought a nudie mag from the services. You can have a look for a couple of chewits ..

Has it got boobies?? "

She said boobies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my days! Me mum has made me boiled egg sandwiches,I hate boiled egg! Swapsies anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we stop for a toilet break, please sir?"

No, you should have all gone before you boarded the coach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just bought a nudie mag from the services. You can have a look for a couple of chewits ..

Has it got boobies??

She said boobies. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ugh!! Who's farted!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who brought egg sandwiches? "

I think Kevin Snotface farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh!! Who's farted!?! "

Kevin!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*sings loudly and out of tune*

99 bottles of beer on the wall

99 bottles of beer

Take one down...

Everyone join in!!"

98 bottles of beer on the wall

98 bottles of beer ..

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Oh my days! Me mum has made me boiled egg sandwiches,I hate boiled egg! Swapsies anyone? "

I got spam

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ugh!! Who's farted!?!

Kevin!!! "

Kevin : "IT WASN'T ME!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ugh!! Who's farted!?!

Kevin!!!

Kevin : "IT WASN'T ME!!!""

Sorry

Better out than in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's nicked me Jaffa cakes

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Oh my days! Me mum has made me boiled egg sandwiches,I hate boiled egg! Swapsies anyone? "

Sir, sir .... The smell of the sandwiches is making me feel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've brought monster munch with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shhhhhh boys I've got no knick knacks on. Hehehe

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I've got a double headphone socket on this walkman if any quiet, geeky but oh so hot because they have no clue music types want to share with me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've got a double headphone socket on this walkman if any quiet, geeky but oh so hot because they have no clue music types want to share with me."

Has it got a bass booster and graphic equaliser!? God you're always getting the best new gadgets aren't you?

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Tom Wilkins says his flask has leaked over his trousers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**class nerd sit quietly reading book **

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes my lips are firmly wrapped round a fag at the back of the bus,,puff,puff

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"I've got a double headphone socket on this walkman if any quiet, geeky but oh so hot because they have no clue music types want to share with me.

Has it got a bass booster and graphic equaliser!? God you're always getting the best new gadgets aren't you? "

Damn right it does. A 3 slider EQ. I did get it off the stall at the indoor market though...

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

I have comadered the bench back seats who will join me back here all welcome except Kevin

We have a bottle of tipex thinners.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dare you to give Mr Brown a wedgie... Class 5c legend status awaits if you do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes my lips are firmly wrapped round a fag at the back of the bus,,puff,puff "

Damn it Mikki.stop blowing smoke on me

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only! "

I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at that bloke is the cosworth. Flashes Arse WANKER??????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **"

Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.

100 bonus points for tops and fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes my lips are firmly wrapped round a fag at the back of the bus,,puff,puff

Damn it Mikki.stop blowing smoke on me "

fancy a snowball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is like one of those weird text based role playing games

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Does anyone know where we going? I heard it was an art exhibition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!

I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do? "

**bloody cool kids well Im telling**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is like one of those weird text based role playing games "

SIT!,,,,LIE DOWN,,,,STAY!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!

I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do? "

That 70% proof stuff? We can mix it with Panda Pop and make some punch - you're invited!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **

Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.

100 bonus points for tops and fingers "

Ewewwwwww

**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend**

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at that bloke is the cosworth. Flashes Arse WANKER??????"

Here's a Lorry overtaking us AIRHORN!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes my lips are firmly wrapped round a fag at the back of the bus,,puff,puff

Damn it Mikki.stop blowing smoke on me

fancy a snowball? "

**damn it wishes there was some kind of magical googly place you could go to find the answer to all questions as has no clue what a snowball is**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sir sir - the lads on the back seat have their dicks out of their pants

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **

Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.

100 bonus points for tops and fingers

Ewewwwwww

**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend**"

Juggsy has told us he got to 2nd base behind WH Smith at the second service stop .. No witnesses funnily enough... He's claiming 50pts but Smudger and Jenks having none of it

*cough* bullsh*t! *cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Look at that bloke is the cosworth. Flashes Arse WANKER??????

Here's a Lorry overtaking us AIRHORN!!"

OI OI yyeeerrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye spy with my little something beginning with ...... yellow

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!

I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?

**bloody cool kids well Im telling**"

Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be flashing my boobies at other road users...... as standard

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Someone pass me a ciggy, I'll give ya 20p

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Sir ! Sir ! She's just give me a wet willy !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll be flashing my boobies at other road users...... as standard "

Omg she has her tits out look look lads

Sshhhhh she can't see.

Bloody hell hope she is sexy as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round

Chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sir ! Sir ! She's just give me a wet willy !! "

Oi shut up don't spoil it.

Sir he is lying again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone pass me a ciggy, I'll give ya 20p"

I'll swap you one for some of your chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round

Chuckle "

*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*

The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,

The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,

as the truck drivers pass by...

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Who wants to pull a moony at the saga coach with me?

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Someone pass me a ciggy, I'll give ya 20p

I'll swap you one for some of your chocolate "

Cool. Go on then

(Don't anyone tell her that Dan rubbed his nuts on it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round

Chuckle

*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*

The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,

The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,

as the truck drivers pass by..."

You calling me a slapper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This chocolate tastes funny....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round

Chuckle

*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*

The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,

The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,

as the truck drivers pass by...

You calling me a slapper? "

ha oops! I thought you were flashing from row 7 .. Tasha, Beckie and Chantelle are in the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My packed lunch is pork luncheon meat circles with a teddy bears face in the middle. And two baby bel cheeses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round

Chuckle

*Meanwhile, at the back of the bus*

The slappers on the bus they flash their tits, flash their tits, flash their tits,

The slippers on the bus they flash their tits,

as the truck drivers pass by...

You calling me a slapper?

ha oops! I thought you were flashing from row 7 .. Tasha, Beckie and Chantelle are in the back "

Yeah well that's ok then. Wanna flash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on .. "

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on .. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on .. "

ok,,mr browns a potatoe,,,,piss on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on ..

ok,,mr browns a potatoe,,,,piss on it "

Hash browns are made of potato. Put one on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on ..

ok,,mr browns a potatoe,,,,piss on it "

mrs browns past it - shes pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on ..

ok,,mr browns a potatoe,,,,piss on it

mrs browns past it - shes pissed"

Mrs Browns post it note got posted

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on ..

ok,,mr browns a potatoe,,,,piss on it

mrs browns past it - shes pissed"

Mrs Brown pissed herself - dirty old bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr Browns a paedo ... pass it on ..

ok,,mr browns a potatoe,,,,piss on it

mrs browns past it - shes pissed

Mrs Brown pissed herself - dirty old bitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it really is like a school bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **

Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.

100 bonus points for tops and fingers

Ewewwwwww

**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend**

Juggsy has told us he got to 2nd base behind WH Smith at the second service stop .. No witnesses funnily enough... He's claiming 50pts but Smudger and Jenks having none of it

*cough* bullsh*t! *cough*"

Ewewwww no way Juggsy is a complete dush head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!

I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?

**bloody cool kids well Im telling**

Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party "

Okay. I still dont know why your my bff your sooooo coooool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**class nerd sit quietly reading book **

Ah but little do you know that Jenkins, Smudger and Juggsy have a 50p bet on who can corrupt you the most on this trip.

100 bonus points for tops and fingers

Ewewwwwww

**secret fancies the pants off smudger. I wish he was my boyfriend**

Juggsy has told us he got to 2nd base behind WH Smith at the second service stop .. No witnesses funnily enough... He's claiming 50pts but Smudger and Jenks having none of it

*cough* bullsh*t! *cough*

Ewewwww no way Juggsy is a complete dush head"

snowball?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit. Who put gum in my hair? Shit. I hope its gum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Quick, Monkeyheads gone to the bog .. Someone gob into his ham sandwiches while he's gone ..

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!

I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?

**bloody cool kids well Im telling**

Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party

Okay. I still dont know why your my bff your sooooo coooool"

*secretly hopes I'm sharing a dorm with Knitter this week, can't wait to see her in her pyjamas *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that bloke in the lotus elan is such a gay lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rumours of a party tonight in Beckies room. You can come if you can bring some cider.

Don't tell Smithers or the nerds though, cool kids only!

I've got some of me dad's home brew - will that do?

**bloody cool kids well Im telling**

Shhhhhh, I'll get you in the party

Okay. I still dont know why your my bff your sooooo coooool

*secretly hopes I'm sharing a dorm with Knitter this week, can't wait to see her in her pyjamas *"

shit,,i did,nt bring pyjamas

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

We all know you did that on purpose, you'll have to wear the spare school ones Mrs Brown brought ..... Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We all know you did that on purpose, you'll have to wear the spare school ones Mrs Brown brought ..... Hahaha"

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

Can someone ring the bell when they see a sign for Swingfields? Ta muchlies x

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac "

eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip

I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac

eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip

I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee "

*sniggers* who's first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac

eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip

I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee

*sniggers* who's first?"

He he lets see who is sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac

eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip

I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee

Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper

*sniggers* who's first?

He he lets see who is sleeping "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac

eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip

I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee

Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper

*sniggers* who's first?

He he lets see who is sleeping "

I.was reading the new Jilly.Cooper.soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac

eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip

I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee

Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper

*sniggers* who's first?

He he lets see who is sleeping "

Ok.chaps ill take the lead , I have been on a few school trips so I know hoe this works lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else still awake ..... I've got a permanent marker and some immac

eek never be a sleepy sausage on a school trip

I have a bucket of water , legend has it if you dip a sleepers hand in it will ensure they wee wee

Sorry.I.was reading Jilly.cooper

*sniggers* who's first?

He he lets see who is sleeping

I.was reading the new Jilly.Cooper.soz"

I have the Beano

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Dan is definitely asleep

Knitter, draw a willy on his head LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you all bring your torched? We're going to play murder in the dark

Naked!!

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By *oyandTrudyCouple
over a year ago

norwich

I've got mashed up banana sandwiches and orange juice in a Tupperware cup. Both are now warm. Sorry about the bananas smelling.

Anyone wanna play top trumps? I've got some of my pocketeers as well.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"Did you all bring your torched? We're going to play murder in the dark

Naked!! "

I can't spell the sound i just made but it was something like hhhhhhhaaaaaooouuu

I'm in aaaaaaaaand I've saved an empty bottle for spinning later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got mashed up banana sandwiches and orange juice in a Tupperware cup. Both are now warm. Sorry about the bananas smelling.

Anyone wanna play top trumps? I've got some of my pocketeers as well."

Aww golly gosh I loved pocketeers I still have my top trumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the back seat with fizz, fags & I'll flash you my minge, who is joining me ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you all bring your torched? We're going to play murder in the dark

Naked!!

I can't spell the sound i just made but it was something like hhhhhhhaaaaaooouuu

I'm in aaaaaaaaand I've saved an empty bottle for spinning later "

Luuurve spin the bottle,totally hope I get to snog someone sexy

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"I'm in the back seat with fizz, fags & I'll flash you my minge, who is joining me ... "

Hell yeah, wanna share my headphones and listen to some tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to revert to my normal role

Slipping on my t jacket with patches on the elbows

"right you lot, keep it down at the back "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my dayyyyz! We're here!

Tents? We're sleeping in tents? No way Sir!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time to revert to my normal role

Slipping on my t jacket with patches on the elbows

"right you lot, keep it down at the back "

"

Umm Sir? There's lots of tents. Why are there lots of tents? We're not sleeping in tents are we Sir?

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire


"Did you all bring your torched? We're going to play murder in the dark

Naked!! "

Help the batteries have went on my torch. Anyone got any spare??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time to revert to my normal role

Slipping on my t jacket with patches on the elbows

"right you lot, keep it down at the back "

Umm Sir? There's lots of tents. Why are there lots of tents? We're not sleeping in tents are we Sir? "

Simmer down Angel , that's for me to know and you to find out. Now stop.telling me the time your only wasting your own play time .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in the back seat with fizz, fags & I'll flash you my minge, who is joining me ...

Hell yeah, wanna share my headphones and listen to some tunes "

Absolutely!! Shimmer your way down the bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir nobody said campling

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Have I missed the bus, I was busy behind the bike sheds. There were some very nice boys helping me with my human biology homework xx

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Tents! Are you having a laugh Sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time to revert to my normal role

Slipping on my t jacket with patches on the elbows

"right you lot, keep it down at the back "

Umm Sir? There's lots of tents. Why are there lots of tents? We're not sleeping in tents are we Sir?

Simmer down Angel , that's for me to know and you to find out. Now stop.telling me the time your only wasting your own play time .

"

*tap,tap,tap on the shoulder*

'scuse me Sir,what are we playing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tents! Are you having a laugh Sir! "

That's what I said! What are we,bloody scouts?? I'm ringing me dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tents! Are you having a laugh Sir! "

Miss A you know I cant sleep in a tent what about the wriggle things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tents! Are you having a laugh Sir!

Miss A you know I cant sleep in a tent what about the wriggle things"

Do they wriggle up your fanny??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders "

Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tents! Are you having a laugh Sir! "

I don't tents

Nice hotel down the road ladies.....

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Is it swingfields campsite

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Now I REALLY want to go on a real FAB coach trip! That would be mega! !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tents! Are you having a laugh Sir!

I don't tents

Nice hotel down the road ladies....."

Done I am with RoxiAnn

KNITTER OUT

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders

Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car "

And they've got cider

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm on the back seat too. Tits out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tents! Are you having a laugh Sir!

I don't tents

Nice hotel down the road ladies.....

Done I am with RoxiAnn

KNITTER OUT "

Room for one more???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eye spy with my little eye something begin E...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we stop for a toilet break, please sir?"

Depends. Can we all watch

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Tents?

Warm pop?

Banana sandwiches?

sounds like a 'reform' school trip

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over a year ago


"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders

Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car

And they've got cider "

I'm in. Baggsie back seat

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders

Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car

And they've got cider

I'm in. Baggsie back seat "

Shall we just sneak back on the coach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eye spy with my little eye something begin E..."

Errr?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders

Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car

And they've got cider

I'm in. Baggsie back seat

Shall we just sneak back on the coach "

Yea but Sophie's on the back seat with her tits out again

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland


"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders

Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car

And they've got cider

I'm in. Baggsie back seat

Shall we just sneak back on the coach

Yea but Sophie's on the back seat with her tits out again "

Tits out and passed out, she won't even notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sob* Spiders Sir! I don't like spiders

Dont worry me and Miss A just met three 17 year old hotties in the car park and they said we could sleep in their car

And they've got cider

I'm in. Baggsie back seat

Shall we just sneak back on the coach

Yea but Sophie's on the back seat with her tits out again

Tits out and passed out, she won't even notice "

Did she bring vodka? Quick nick it off her while she's zonked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YAY tents who wants to share

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