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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. "

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See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. "

They'll be the ones who sucessfully cancelled their Prime Free Trial.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the answer should be...

Oh just shake it off

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey "

Are there any men hippies there ?

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Hes hot.Miss,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey "

It really isn't. That story would be doing well it if was on page 36 of the Sun. Why is the BBC so desperate to be down with the kids - it's like a dad dancing at a child's birthday party. Just don't do it BBC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?"

.

It's men only!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I guess the answer should be...

Oh just shake it off"

I can't. I see 'news' like this and I think "yeah this is why ISIS hate us"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon.

They'll be the ones who sucessfully cancelled their Prime Free Trial. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I guess the answer should be...

Oh just shake it off

I can't. I see 'news' like this and I think "yeah this is why ISIS hate us""

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Yeah but haters gonna hate hate hate me I'm gonna shake shake shake in Chile.... Well it is earthquake prone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life is so enriched by that news

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news "

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it.

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By *arkman69Man
over a year ago

Erdington

Can't believe this was big news on breakfast TV this morning. Bigger news than the alligator attack, euro riots. Even bigger than the dreaded leave/stay debate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost as interesting as the d list celebrity who posted pics of herself in a bikini on Twitter,as informed by Facebook trends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. "

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So what was the jist of it then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost as interesting as the d list celebrity who posted pics of herself in a bikini on Twitter,as informed by Facebook trends. "

Who's this??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?"

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. "

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Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. .

Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you "

Why on earth would a grown man know the songs of a teeny bopper? Do you have a young daughter or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. .

Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you

Why on earth would a grown man know the songs of a teeny bopper? Do you have a young daughter or something? "

.

No I tuned over to radio one by mistake one morning while suffering from a huge hangover!.

My daughter wouldn't be seen dead!! With Taylor swift on the radio.... Oh the despair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. .

Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you

Why on earth would a grown man know the songs of a teeny bopper? Do you have a young daughter or something? .

No I tuned over to radio one by mistake one morning while suffering from a huge hangover!.

My daughter wouldn't be seen dead!! With Taylor swift on the radio.... Oh the despair "

Your story doesn't really add up though. You listened to it once, by accident yet you recall the lyrics enough to quote them...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins."

You know me too well!

Bet our macro economics rants aren't looking so bad now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. .

Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you

Why on earth would a grown man know the songs of a teeny bopper? Do you have a young daughter or something? .

No I tuned over to radio one by mistake one morning while suffering from a huge hangover!.

My daughter wouldn't be seen dead!! With Taylor swift on the radio.... Oh the despair

Your story doesn't really add up though. You listened to it once, by accident yet you recall the lyrics enough to quote them... "

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That's because I'm lying and I'm a massive swifty fan.... Oh the shame .

Especially if my daughter finds out

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!"

Hello!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't understand what happened. But that's probably a good thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. .

Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you

Why on earth would a grown man know the songs of a teeny bopper? Do you have a young daughter or something? .

No I tuned over to radio one by mistake one morning while suffering from a huge hangover!.

My daughter wouldn't be seen dead!! With Taylor swift on the radio.... Oh the despair

Your story doesn't really add up though. You listened to it once, by accident yet you recall the lyrics enough to quote them... .

That's because I'm lying and I'm a massive swifty fan.... Oh the shame .

Especially if my daughter finds out"

Confess your guilt.

You bought her album didn't you.

It's like heroin for intelligent people. The only way you can stop thinking about how to solve the world's problems is cheesy pop.

Confess, we understand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins.

You know me too well!

Bet our macro economics rants aren't looking so bad now "

.

I'd like to meet up with you .

So I could beat your bum with a copy of Lenin's imperialism, the highest form of capitalism . I'm a real sadistic pig like that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello! "

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. .

Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you

Why on earth would a grown man know the songs of a teeny bopper? Do you have a young daughter or something? .

No I tuned over to radio one by mistake one morning while suffering from a huge hangover!.

My daughter wouldn't be seen dead!! With Taylor swift on the radio.... Oh the despair

Your story doesn't really add up though. You listened to it once, by accident yet you recall the lyrics enough to quote them... .

That's because I'm lying and I'm a massive swifty fan.... Oh the shame .

Especially if my daughter finds out

Confess your guilt.

You bought her album didn't you.

It's like heroin for intelligent people. The only way you can stop thinking about how to solve the world's problems is cheesy pop.

Confess, we understand... "

.

I know it's so sad....I went round looking for it on vinyl, so I'd have all the art work to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins.

You know me too well!

Bet our macro economics rants aren't looking so bad now .

I'd like to meet up with you .

So I could beat your bum with a copy of Lenin's imperialism, the highest form of capitalism . I'm a real sadistic pig like that! "

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My life is so enriched by that news

I clicked it because I couldn't believe it was a real thing. I actually felt my brain cells die as I skim read it. .

So what was the jist of it then?

She posted pictures kissing a bloke so he unfollowed her. Honestly I'm only 70% sure I know why she is 'famous'. I think she's a singer but I couldn't name a single song she's ever done. I like Calvin Harris but he's a poor man's Avicii and neither of them are news worthy other than in an entertainment section. .

Damn it all...

My one swifty song was wasted on you

Why on earth would a grown man know the songs of a teeny bopper? Do you have a young daughter or something? .

No I tuned over to radio one by mistake one morning while suffering from a huge hangover!.

My daughter wouldn't be seen dead!! With Taylor swift on the radio.... Oh the despair

Your story doesn't really add up though. You listened to it once, by accident yet you recall the lyrics enough to quote them... .

That's because I'm lying and I'm a massive swifty fan.... Oh the shame .

Especially if my daughter finds out

Confess your guilt.

You bought her album didn't you.

It's like heroin for intelligent people. The only way you can stop thinking about how to solve the world's problems is cheesy pop.

Confess, we understand... .

I know it's so sad....I went round looking for it on vinyl, so I'd have all the art work to "

That was a trick to get you to confess to a crime with a punishment of banishment from the colony. Now I can seize power for myself woah ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins.

You know me too well!

Bet our macro economics rants aren't looking so bad now .

I'd like to meet up with you .

So I could beat your bum with a copy of Lenin's imperialism, the highest form of capitalism . I'm a real sadistic pig like that!

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. "

Dunno about you doors, but I've got a semi...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. "

.

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins.

You know me too well!

Bet our macro economics rants aren't looking so bad now .

I'd like to meet up with you .

So I could beat your bum with a copy of Lenin's imperialism, the highest form of capitalism . I'm a real sadistic pig like that!

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down.

Dunno about you doors, but I've got a semi..."

.

A semi....Im left wing but I won't live in anything LESS than a detached

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins.

You know me too well!

Bet our macro economics rants aren't looking so bad now .

I'd like to meet up with you .

So I could beat your bum with a copy of Lenin's imperialism, the highest form of capitalism . I'm a real sadistic pig like that!

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. "

Just for full disclosure Courtney, Mrs Mixed isn't anywhere near as crazy as I am. She's actually very sweet and normal. Don't know if that's a good thing or a disappointment. If the 5 of us were in a hot tub then Marc and Mrs might sit there rolling their eyes a lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Almost as interesting as the d list celebrity who posted pics of herself in a bikini on Twitter,as informed by Facebook trends.

Who's this?? "

There's a new one every week. I really don't know why it's news. Someone has tweeted a pic,whoop de doo..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I saw the thread title I was going to skip past it. But then I saw who made the thread and I thought, no there's got to be more to it!

It's sad. But to be honest, I gave up on the media ages ago. I went to a protest a few years back against the shitty media in Washington DC held by Jon Stewart and Colbert. There's no stopping it getting shittier, though. What sells wins.

You know me too well!

Bet our macro economics rants aren't looking so bad now .

I'd like to meet up with you .

So I could beat your bum with a copy of Lenin's imperialism, the highest form of capitalism . I'm a real sadistic pig like that!

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down.

Just for full disclosure Courtney, Mrs Mixed isn't anywhere near as crazy as I am. She's actually very sweet and normal. Don't know if that's a good thing or a disappointment. If the 5 of us were in a hot tub then Marc and Mrs might sit there rolling their eyes a lot... "

No no. Marc is just as crazy as I am, if not more. He just has other outlets. Poor Mrs. Mixed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. "

.

Is this a real offer!.

Coz if so I'm gonna go straight to my book shelf....ooooo what book to bring... wait,should there be a book maximum, say 5 books(he's gotta a lot of books otherwise).

Also how's everyone getting there?

I think we should only take public transport

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

No no. Marc is just as crazy as I am, if not more. He just has other outlets. Poor Mrs. Mixed "

You know you're really not supposed to put two crazies together. I mean, imagine if Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn had a child!!! It would have attempted a government coup before its 8th birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No no. Marc is just as crazy as I am, if not more. He just has other outlets. Poor Mrs. Mixed

You know you're really not supposed to put two crazies together. I mean, imagine if Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn had a child!!! It would have attempted a government coup before its 8th birthday. "

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Yeah the left wing do coups because they just want the power but the right wing do coup d'etats because they just want the money

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

No no. Marc is just as crazy as I am, if not more. He just has other outlets. Poor Mrs. Mixed

You know you're really not supposed to put two crazies together. I mean, imagine if Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn had a child!!! It would have attempted a government coup before its 8th birthday. .

Yeah the left wing do coups because they just want the power but the right wing do coup d'etats because they just want the money"

And the chicks. Don't forget the chicks.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length"

In that case I'll take a rain check.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

In that case I'll take a rain check. "

OK Jeez, bring fabric softener if it makes you feel that much better

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

So I guess they will never ever get back together then....! wow I cant believe I was shameless enough to even type that

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

In that case I'll take a rain check.

OK Jeez, bring fabric softener if it makes you feel that much better"

I will not help to prop up a socks and sandals regime.

That's against my ethics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I guess they will never ever get back together then....! wow I cant believe I was shameless enough to even type that "

Are you trolling us!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

In that case I'll take a rain check.

OK Jeez, bring fabric softener if it makes you feel that much better

I will not help to prop up a socks and sandals regime.

That's against my ethics. "

.

Badgers noses, get your badgers noses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. .

Is this a real offer!.

Coz if so I'm gonna go straight to my book shelf....ooooo what book to bring... wait,should there be a book maximum, say 5 books(he's gotta a lot of books otherwise).

Also how's everyone getting there?

I think we should only take public transport"

Do Marc and I each get 5 books?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No no. Marc is just as crazy as I am, if not more. He just has other outlets. Poor Mrs. Mixed

You know you're really not supposed to put two crazies together. I mean, imagine if Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn had a child!!! It would have attempted a government coup before its 8th birthday. .

Yeah the left wing do coups because they just want the power but the right wing do coup d'etats because they just want the money

And the chicks. Don't forget the chicks. "

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Yeah obviously chicks...I mean that goes without saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. .

Is this a real offer!.

Coz if so I'm gonna go straight to my book shelf....ooooo what book to bring... wait,should there be a book maximum, say 5 books(he's gotta a lot of books otherwise).

Also how's everyone getting there?

I think we should only take public transport

Do Marc and I each get 5 books?"

Would you and Marc pick 5 different books?

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"So I guess they will never ever get back together then....! wow I cant believe I was shameless enough to even type that

Are you trolling us!? "

even more alarmingly, I've just realised I can play the chords to that bloody song on the guitar, yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No no. Marc is just as crazy as I am, if not more. He just has other outlets. Poor Mrs. Mixed

You know you're really not supposed to put two crazies together. I mean, imagine if Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn had a child!!! It would have attempted a government coup before its 8th birthday. "

Don't worry, we aren't procreating - for the good of humanity, you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. .

Is this a real offer!.

Coz if so I'm gonna go straight to my book shelf....ooooo what book to bring... wait,should there be a book maximum, say 5 books(he's gotta a lot of books otherwise).

Also how's everyone getting there?

I think we should only take public transport

Do Marc and I each get 5 books?

Would you and Marc pick 5 different books? "

Yes, he's much better read than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. .

Is this a real offer!.

Coz if so I'm gonna go straight to my book shelf....ooooo what book to bring... wait,should there be a book maximum, say 5 books(he's gotta a lot of books otherwise).

Also how's everyone getting there?

I think we should only take public transport

Do Marc and I each get 5 books?"

.

I think we might need a committee meeting to see through rule 7 section g paragraph 3-6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I guess they will never ever get back together then....! wow I cant believe I was shameless enough to even type that

Are you trolling us!? even more alarmingly, I've just realised I can play the chords to that bloody song on the guitar, yikes "

.

Play for me baby... Aha aha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I'd like to meet up with both of you and have a hot session of politics and economics. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

We can listen to Swift afterwards to calm down. .

Is this a real offer!.

Coz if so I'm gonna go straight to my book shelf....ooooo what book to bring... wait,should there be a book maximum, say 5 books(he's gotta a lot of books otherwise).

Also how's everyone getting there?

I think we should only take public transport

Do Marc and I each get 5 books?.

I think we might need a committee meeting to see through rule 7 section g paragraph 3-6

"

We need a hot tub agreement, like Sheldon room mate agreement

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By *estmidscoupleCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands


"So I guess they will never ever get back together then....! wow I cant believe I was shameless enough to even type that

Are you trolling us!? even more alarmingly, I've just realised I can play the chords to that bloody song on the guitar, yikes .

Play for me baby... Aha aha"

it's G/C. then G, then D then Em . mix of arpeggio and strumming. For those of you good with your fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" pick 5 different books?

Yes, he's much better read than me."

.

He's behind that book on computer algorithms is a copy of playboy and behind that is Taylor Swift's autobiography

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length"

We are IN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I guess they will never ever get back together then....! wow I cant believe I was shameless enough to even type that

Are you trolling us!? even more alarmingly, I've just realised I can play the chords to that bloody song on the guitar, yikes .

Play for me baby... Aha aha it's G/C. then G, then D then Em . mix of arpeggio and strumming. For those of you good with your fingers!"

.

That's impressive....I can hear it now.... Hey, hey, hey

Just think while you've been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty, dirty cheats of the world,

You could've been getting down to this sick beat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't give a monkeys fuck what Taylor Swift does. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

We are IN "

Great, proceed to Chile using only public transport

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I doubt that I would care even if I knew who these people were.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We don't give a monkeys fuck what Taylor Swift does. Cheers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5mLjKI968g

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Is this shite making the news now ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

We are IN "

.

How much do you hate the Tories the liberals and the Romans!... This ain't no summer camp hippy colony.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

We are IN .

How much do you hate the Tories the liberals and the Romans!... This ain't no summer camp hippy colony.

"

The liberals aren't left wing enough for you!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this shite making the news now ??"

Yes, I feel like with holding my licence fee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

We are IN

Great, proceed to Chile using only public transport "

.

Fuck off.... I'm working on a solar powered row boat in the shed as we speak!.

The prototype should be ready for 2020 providing brexits figures hold up, if not I'll just dodge the prototype, go straight to production and that should be ready for 2030,which is handy because that's just in time for maybe sea level rise, so we should be able to sail straight into the mountain retreat colony's HQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this shite making the news now ??

Yes, I feel like with holding my licence fee. "

.

You never paid it anyway, his licence is in Panama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

We are IN .

How much do you hate the Tories the liberals and the Romans!... This ain't no summer camp hippy colony.

The liberals aren't left wing enough for you!?!"

.

The thing is.... If we take the liberals, they'll start telling the women to revolt.

Sshhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

7

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

We are IN .

How much do you hate the Tories the liberals and the Romans!... This ain't no summer camp hippy colony.

"

I was once stwuck very wuffly by a centurion

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

and now to cap it all off im getting my feed full of the headline "bindi irwin wears a tank top " well woop de do should think thats a common occcerance in a hot climate ffs non news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is apparently so news worthy it's on the front page of the BBC.

I give up on western culture, i'm off to join an isolated tribe in the amazon. .

See my hippy colony ain't lookin so bad now is it.... Hey

Are there any men hippies there ?.

It's men only!

7

Hello!

Sorry you're not left wing enough for the colony. You use fabric softener. .

Actually.... It's a quaint essentially English hippy colony, it's sandals and socks only... Knee length

We are IN .

How much do you hate the Tories the liberals and the Romans!... This ain't no summer camp hippy colony.

I was once stwuck very wuffly by a centurion"

.

There's a guy on here called bigus dickus

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