FabSwingers.com forum: Who is your unicorn?

By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

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over a year ago

FireUnderYourSkin

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"FireUnderYourSkin

Why?

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn't know it yet but working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing is out of reach

Some things are just more easily attainable than others

What will be will be

OK, I've ran of cliches now

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over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FireUnderYourSkin

Why?

MrsSB

Impossible to catch for various reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm living with my unicorn

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

But I'm meeting you in a few weeks. So you can't be my unicorn anymore

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

It would be so awesome.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

But I'm meeting you in a few weeks. So you can't be my unicorn anymore

MrsSB

Good point. Offence retracted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By unicorn, do you mean someone you can't have for one reason or another?

If so then my unicorn isn't even on fab she's someone I have known for over 30 years, slept together twice in that time but couldn't get it together long enough to have a relationship,she's the only one that I trust totally, and if we ever did get together properly like we have talked about in the past, we probably would end up married

I know, me talking marriage lol

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"By unicorn, do you mean someone you can't have for one reason or another?

I know, me talking marriage lol

That's lovely Mr Butler. You always share such lovely stories. Thank you

MrsSB

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

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over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

It would be so awesome.

MrsSB

We second that !

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Some people don't get subtle. You should just go for it. You lose nothing for trying and you might miss an opportunity. You could gain a lot for telling them

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too many to mention...

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"too many to mention..."

Pansy. Get some balls.

MrsSB

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By *uck princess and himCouple
over a year ago

washington

No one

Princess xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Miss A anyone who could overlook you must be blind and insane. You are sooooooo lovely

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I'll have to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually hoping to meet most who I considered unicorns. Soon fingers crossed.

So my unicorn at the moment is rubytuesday. She's cute as a button and I'd love to meet her, drink tea, eat ice cream and give her a cuddle.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Some people don't get subtle. You should just go for it. You lose nothing for trying and you might miss an opportunity. You could gain a lot for telling them

MrsSB

I've been about as subtle as a brick, but I'm a big girl, i can take it.

Besides I'm very much looking forward to a private tea party with Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

You always welcome to join

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are running wild in afrika lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Miss A anyone who could overlook you must be blind and insane. You are sooooooo lovely

Could t agree more!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"They are running wild in afrika lol

Aren't you supposed to be watching football or at the gym or eating candy?

MrsSB

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Miss A anyone who could overlook you must be blind and insane. You are sooooooo lovely

Now I'm sniffling even more .... I'll just have a little pity party in the corner by myself

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Miss A anyone who could overlook you must be blind and insane. You are sooooooo lovely

Now I'm sniffling even more .... I'll just have a little pity party in the corner by myself

Everyone is welcome to my party

MrsSB

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Miss A anyone who could overlook you must be blind and insane. You are sooooooo lovely

Could t agree more!

LOL, you're so smooth

Fancy joining me over in my little corner of the thread and help turn my pity party into something far more enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a couple but they are way out of my league. So I'm saying nothing.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Hanky panky seems nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will give it some thought

Though I'm too shy to name as they might be out of my league

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I have a couple but they are way out of my league. So I'm saying nothing."

I can't believe anyone is out of your league.

MrsSB

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Will give it some thought

Though I'm too shy to name as they might be out of my league "

I bet you are out of theirs

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Besides I'm very much looking forward to a private tea party with Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are running wild in afrika lol

Aren't you supposed to be watching football or at the gym or eating candy?

MrsSB

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Yes. I will be watching football, germany v poland, starts soon

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"They are running wild in afrika lol

Aren't you supposed to be watching football or at the gym or eating candy?

MrsSB

Yes. I will be watching football, germany v poland, starts soon

We will miss you thought

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a couple but they are way out of my league. So I'm saying nothing.

I can't believe anyone is out of your league.

MrsSB

What?? There are many many ladies on here I consider to be out of my league!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely

Ms knitter

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

Terrify?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 1 guy, 2 ladies and 1 Couple....I think they will stay fantasies though for various reasons, including being too shy to tell the 2 ladies as they are so hot!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Hanky panky seems nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been lucky enough to meet a few of my unicorns, current members and UNLOS .. still stunned that they agreed to meet

There's a few others out there : far too shy to name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Maybe they haven't been overlooked, maybe the person in question can't commit to a meet, because of things happening in his personal life, and doesn't want to waste your time, when you could be having so much fun elsewhere

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I like the look of Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are running wild in afrika lol

Aren't you supposed to be watching football or at the gym or eating candy?

MrsSB

Yes. I will be watching football, germany v poland, starts soon

We will miss you thought

MrsSB

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Thanks, will keep an update on the game on the football thread too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Miss A anyone who could overlook you must be blind and insane. You are sooooooo lovely

Could t agree more!

LOL, you're so smooth

Fancy joining me over in my little corner of the thread and help turn my pity party into something far more enjoyable

Sounds like a plan to me, I'll bring snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying a word, although I realise that by saying that I am in fact saying a word... I just wanted my pseudo silence noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not saying a word, although I realise that by saying that I am in fact saying a word... I just wanted my pseudo silence noted

you're so bloody frilly!

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm not saying a word, although I realise that by saying that I am in fact saying a word... I just wanted my pseudo silence noted

It has been noted

MrsSB

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'm not naming my unicorn either....

I did a thread the other day about forumites I'd happily play with - that revealed enough for me for now I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not saying a word, although I realise that by saying that I am in fact saying a word... I just wanted my pseudo silence noted

you're so bloody frilly!

No one ever got noticed by being silent

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm not naming my unicorn either....

I did a thread the other day about forumites I'd happily play with - that revealed enough for me for now I think!

Pansy

MrsSB

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

theres one..hes not on the forums. weve met. charged isnt the word..id better not..the end x

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I had a geographic unicorn for ages. He left fab but we kept in touch and the geography may in fact be aligning before the summer is out. I really ought to get back on the diet before then. He won't give a flying hoop but I do.

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

and just Alabama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing is out of reach

Some things are just more easily attainable than others

What will be will be

OK, I've ran of cliches now

Don't eat yellow snow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the key point is that it's not just distance but also circumstance or whether the attraction is mutual, to that point I see little reason to dwell on the person. Yes you may fancy them but it won't work out so is rather move on to someone who does like you. Therefore to me a unicorn is never something I'd pursue, it's like tilting at windmills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and just Alabama

Right back at ya!

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By *an_WoodMan
over a year ago

Stafford

I stalk my unicorns with great stealth

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

"and just Alabama

Right back at ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing is out of reach

Some things are just more easily attainable than others

What will be will be

OK, I've ran of cliches now

What he said ^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Björk though I don't think she is on here hay ho a chap can jolly well dream

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Björk though I don't think she is on here hay ho a chap can jolly well dream

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shes so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Björk though I don't think she is on here hay ho a chap can jolly well dream

shes so cute

Uber jolly adorable and splendidly talented

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Björk though I don't think she is on here hay ho a chap can jolly well dream

shes so cute

Uber jolly adorable and splendidly talented

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yeah, but shes cute,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Norwich football team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave up on an elusive chap some time ago and had a MFF instead of letting him stand me up. Best decision ever.

No unicorns for me. I've learnt my lesson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I thought that anyone on here was out of my league I'd have left a long time ago...,

Fortunately I have my hands full ATM so there is no one new in my sights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the odd one or two but they shall remain nameless because my efforts have so far been overlooked *sniffle*

Miss A anyone who could overlook you must be blind and insane. You are sooooooo lovely

Could t agree more!

I have excellent taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

Terrify?!

In a lovely way Hanky can you imagine me walking into a room with Mrs SB, DJ, you and Glowswingers I'd probably have a heart attack my nerves would actually make me rattle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh let me think

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

I dont think we have one,yet lol.Miss,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've tried to catch my unicorn before. I got stabbed 3 times and not in the place I wanted either

given up hunting as a bad job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Available time, distance and sudden UNLOS

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've have neigh on given up on here

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

Terrify?!

In a lovely way Hanky can you imagine me walking into a room with Mrs SB, DJ, you and Glowswingers I'd probably have a heart attack my nerves would actually make me rattle

Mrs SB is a pussycat really - the others I couldn't say! But I'd make you chuckle - silly giggles are my forte x

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

Terrify?!

In a lovely way Hanky can you imagine me walking into a room with Mrs SB, DJ, you and Glowswingers I'd probably have a heart attack my nerves would actually make me rattle

Mrs SB is a pussycat really - the others I couldn't say! But I'd make you chuckle - silly giggles are my forte x

I'm a pussy cat. You wouldn't dare to say it face to face.

Next Tuesday is not a social anymore. I'm going to fuck your brains off

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I thought that anyone on here was out of my league I'd have left a long time ago...,

Fortunately I have my hands full ATM so there is no one new in my sights! "

It's nothing to do with people being out of your league for me it's simply that it wouldn't work and that focusing my energies elsewhere would be more prudent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been quite fortunate. My unicorns have gone from hotlist to friends list to meets so for that reason I'm out.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

That makes two of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Björk though I don't think she is on here hay ho a chap can jolly well dream

shes so cute

Uber jolly adorable and splendidly talented

yeah, but shes cute,

My crush since the sugarcube days... oh my, is she on here?

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

That makes two of us"

But I thought I was meeting with you soon

MrsSB

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don't have one, I've either met or are goign to meet the ones I like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a horse with a horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

That makes two of us

But I thought I was meeting with you soon

MrsSB

Just how many people are you meeting soon?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

unicorns don't exist btw,,,do they

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

That makes two of us

But I thought I was meeting with you soon

MrsSB

Just how many people are you meeting soon?!

As many as I can,given in won't meet you for a few weeks

MrsSB

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

That makes two of us

But I thought I was meeting with you soon

MrsSB

Fingers crossed

I want to meet Mikki

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Björk though I don't think she is on here hay ho a chap can jolly well dream

shes so cute

Uber jolly adorable and splendidly talented

yeah, but shes cute,

My crush since the sugarcube days... oh my, is she on here?

Apparently she is on her way to France to smash Ronaldos face in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Björk though I don't think she is on here hay ho a chap can jolly well dream

shes so cute

Uber jolly adorable and splendidly talented

yeah, but shes cute,

My crush since the sugarcube days... oh my, is she on here?

Apparently she is on her way to France to smash Ronaldos face in

I know; I am hiding in her hand luggage!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

That makes two of us

But I thought I was meeting with you soon

MrsSB

Fingers crossed

I want to meet Mikki "

oooh nice,,but I'm not a unicorn,,,why is there talk of horned horses anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a couple but they are way out of my league. So I'm saying nothing."

Id say thats very unlikely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"unicorns don't exist btw,,,do they

That's exactly the point. Mythical creature, impossible to catch. Or someone who keeps slipping out of reach no matter the situation,

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Pffft, so offended

That makes two of us

But I thought I was meeting with you soon

MrsSB

Fingers crossed

I want to meet Mikki

oooh nice,,but I'm not a unicorn,,,why is there talk of horned horses anyway

I know you have a partner so technically not a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have one, I've either met or are goign to meet the ones I like

This

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

Terrify?!

In a lovely way Hanky can you imagine me walking into a room with Mrs SB, DJ, you and Glowswingers I'd probably have a heart attack my nerves would actually make me rattle

Don't worry sugar, I'd catch you if your knees buckled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ah,,,some ones kindly messaged me n told me a unicorn is a mythical horned horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't have one, I've either met or are goign to meet the ones I like

Same here

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

Terrify?!

In a lovely way Hanky can you imagine me walking into a room with Mrs SB, DJ, you and Glowswingers I'd probably have a heart attack my nerves would actually make me rattle

Mrs SB is a pussycat really - the others I couldn't say! But I'd make you chuckle - silly giggles are my forte x

I'm a pussy cat. You wouldn't dare to say it face to face.

Next Tuesday is not a social anymore. I'm going to fuck your brains off

MrsSB

Brains?!

You must be confusing me with someone else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a stable full of unicorns the bottom of the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on fab but we've got a single bi fem friend who came and stayed over the weekend a couple of weeks ago....wow is all I can say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chance of me meeting anyone that I fancied, trusted and fancied me back seems like a bit of a far reaching at the moment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refer you to my answer on a thread some days ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The longer I'm on the forums, the less I want to meet anyone from the forums for sex.

Not because I don't like them, but because I feel it would ruin any "friendship" that has developed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

Ms SB I am going to drive to Warrington and redden that beautiful bottom of your

Although I have to admit that sounds like a fun little grouping

If you do then I'm coming along too..... Just to watch like

Jump in Hanky all of you terrify me anyway

Terrify?!

In a lovely way Hanky can you imagine me walking into a room with Mrs SB, DJ, you and Glowswingers I'd probably have a heart attack my nerves would actually make me rattle

Don't worry sugar, I'd catch you if your knees buckled

Thank you muchly Miss A I might be brave enough if you hold my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mikki straps a strapon on top of her head n gallops gaily across the room,,,nnnnnnnaay n other horse noises

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"The longer I'm on the forums, the less I want to meet anyone from the forums for sex.

Not because I don't like them, but because I feel it would ruin any "friendship" that has developed

There's always an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one id like to meet doesnt meet couples but by god hes gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki straps a strapon on top of her head n gallops gaily across the room,,,nnnnnnnaay n other horse noises"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The longer I'm on the forums, the less I want to meet anyone from the forums for sex.

..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My female would have to be the delicious knitter.... I'll get my hands on her one day though hopefully!

And male would be Mr P Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki straps a strapon on top of her head n gallops gaily across the room,,,nnnnnnnaay n other horse noises

omg,,,does that turn you on,,,

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Mikki straps a strapon on top of her head n gallops gaily across the room,,,nnnnnnnaay n other horse noises

omg,,,does that turn you on,,,

I needed a good laugh and that just did it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gentleman never tells. Well.....not before I've finished my list anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A black Couple into us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still working on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have a fem but shes met a vanilla fella - not seen her for a while as shes trying to be a good girl - sigh

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have already met the ones I wanted to meet, lovely they were too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one of my very own. But apparently have been pimped out to her sparkle (stud) of unicorns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a unicorn

A horny horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a unicorn

a mythical horned horse,,i got told that earlier tonight

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I have a couple but they are way out of my league. So I'm saying nothing."

Didn't "leagues" go after we left school? Just go for it!

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By *parkly MittensWoman
over a year ago

My own little world

"What's a unicorn

A horny horse."

I don't believe in unicorns and I don't expect to be anyone's either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few over the years that were always miles away. Only one person really springs to mind really now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's a unicorn

A horny horse.

I don't believe in unicorns and I don't expect to be anyone's either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/06/16 22:49:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a unicorn on here was a bi female

If it's not then I don't really have anyone I want to meet & can't. I believe where there's a willy there's a way...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/06/16 22:49:42]"

Roxi, you tease!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Mine know. But I'm shy to share. The only reason we haven't met is distance. They are:

Female: knitter

Male: _iamondjoe

Couple : gloswingers

What about you lot?

MrsSB

I idly click on a thread and imagine my surprise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a few over the years that were always miles away. Only one person really springs to mind really now."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I thought a unicorn on here was a bi female

If it's not then I don't really have anyone I want to meet & can't. I believe where there's a willy there's a way...

I was wondering about that the other day and thinking whether I ought to fit in here somewhere...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 16/06/16 22:49:42]

Roxi, you tease!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had a few over the years that were always miles away. Only one person really springs to mind really now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not on the thread or fab. The one that got away.. pursued a doomed relationship for 6 years, neither able to end it but getting nowhere. .until i got brave evenough to step away and sever the bond. It hurt. Lots.

Never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. No unicorn. Well not among the forum anyway. I know there'll be no tears ( apart from those that are left wondering why not everyone wants them)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have several.

Mainly due to distance rather than anything else x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have several.

Mainly due to distance rather than anything else x"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are these things called cars and also trains buses and taxis.

Get travelling folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are these things called cars and also trains buses and taxis.

Get travelling folks

Not all of us have the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mikki straps a strapon on top of her head n gallops gaily across the room,,,nnnnnnnaay n other horse noises

omg,,,does that turn you on,,,

Of.course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. No unicorn. Well not among the forum anyway. I know there'll be no tears ( apart from those that are left wondering why not everyone wants them)

*Currently my fave emoji, I can apply it to at least 2 threads this week!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope. No unicorn. Well not among the forum anyway. I know there'll be no tears ( apart from those that are left wondering why not everyone wants them)

*Currently my fave emoji, I can apply it to at least 2 threads this week!"

I think i used it once....sarcastically of course!d

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are these things called cars and also trains buses and taxis.

Get travelling folks

Not all of us have the time"

Or the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not gonna tell ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My got a sweet tooth and now I call him a rhinosaurus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are these things called cars and also trains buses and taxis.

Get travelling folks

Not all of us have the time

Or the money

Then the mountain shall go to mohamed! What you up to in august? Still about for rewind?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Due to a box of Krispy kremes I'm more rhino than unicorn right niw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are these things called cars and also trains buses and taxis.

Get travelling folks

And planes! I've flown twice for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are these things called cars and also trains buses and taxis.

Get travelling folks

And planes! I've flown twice for a meet

I thought they'd be a litlle lavish to mention but there you go folks..where there's a will there's a way i'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to a box of Krispy kremes I'm more rhino than unicorn right niw

Hey! That's my joke, I've said it first

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Due to a box of Krispy kremes I'm more rhino than unicorn right niw

Either way, still horny

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"Due to a box of Krispy kremes I'm more rhino than unicorn right niw

Hey! That's my joke, I've said it first

Sorry honey bunch didn't scroll through was too busy snaffling doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are these things called cars and also trains buses and taxis.

Get travelling folks

Not all of us have the time

Or the money

Then the mountain shall go to mohamed! What you up to in august? Still about for rewind?

Yeah, I'll be around. Are you both coming to it then?

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

What is a collective of unicorns called anyway? ? ;

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"What is a collective of unicorns called anyway? ? ;"

A male fantasy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a collective of unicorns called anyway? ? ;"

A miracle???

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"What is a collective of unicorns called anyway? ? ;"

An hallucination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a collective of unicorns called anyway? ? ;"

I think it's a gobble of unicorns if there's more than two. That could be stuff that isn't true though!

I don't know, is the short answer.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Stemming from the suggestions I'm going with a mirage of unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The collective noun is A Blessing of unicorns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss heels was my Unicorn....or so I thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boomerang and slutmeup500. Both scare he shit out of me...but I soooo wanna

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

By your definition i do have one. The only person ive ever had a.crush on on.fab been about 6 yearsish. He popped in the forums the.other.week but one day he will be mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often the ones who I can't message due to my lack of veris, non paying member, over age, or just being single

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By *randMrs Spanish Brunette OP Couple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Boomerang and slutmeup500. Both scare he shit out of me...but I soooo wanna"

Now the feel. I'm the same.

MrsSB

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