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"i have never sinned.....honest ![]() me neither ... there are some airborne pigs around tonight ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i have never sinned.....honest ![]() ![]() ![]() nor me.... *watches in awe at another gliding swine* ![]() ![]() | |||
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"i have never sinned.....honest ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Talented hogs round here arent they? | |||
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"holly father i must confess how many meets i ve had this last year but then not it will take all night to list them so i will carry on with the devils work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() sigh ...brother ...you must go before your bedroom window with curtains open and masturbate ...you will soon see the light ..... | |||
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"holly father i must confess how many meets i ve had this last year but then not it will take all night to list them so i will carry on with the devils work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Will that not "blind" the windows? | |||
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"i used to nick sweets from newsagent when i was 12 ,now my sins are far worse ..lol.may god forgive me !!!" go forth and naked with jelly babies hanging from your body shouting who wants a nibble ...bless you ... | |||
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"holly father i must confess how many meets i ve had this last year but then not it will take all night to list them so i will carry on with the devils work ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() no but the light will be blue ones ![]() | |||
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count) ![]() actually 46 is not too bad for a single fem answering her mail on fabs ....bless you | |||
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count) ![]() and I bet it wasn't on here either lol ![]() | |||
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count) ![]() ![]() ![]() pmsl, I know you so well!!!!! ![]() | |||
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"May I confess to 9 sins I am about to commit? And kind of get divine... absolution beforehand? It would feel so much better...;-)" thats no fun we dont get to hear about them !! so no ....dance naked in your garden singing i am little ray of sunshine ...for your wicked sin | |||
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did ah no tell you about all the fibs tho? ![]() | |||
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"I sinned today when I lied to 46 people in a row (yes, I did keep count) ![]() ![]() ![]() only one thing to deal with this a good bit of tongue practice to remind you not to use a split tongue ... | |||
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"bless me father for i have sinned ..........ffs this is the first time i've seen you here jesus,carry on. ![]() lol | |||
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me? *prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering* ![]() ![]() ![]() *peers round door and tiptoes up to Frock. Superglues one red nose onto each of Frock's nipples and dashes out again, giggling devilishly* ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me? *prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering* ![]() ![]() ![]() Its the rope for you .....!!!!!!!!! i want you to fill that washing line at 6am on a frosty morning with those welded knickers in place ...wicked sinner !!!!!!! | |||
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me? *prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering* ![]() ![]() ![]() thats a f****** lie for a start.you knickers,thats a good yin ![]() | |||
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"Angel me I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() trust me your bolloxed mate all i got to do is toss you to the posse and watch the fun .. | |||
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me? *prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Prefer this punishment to the useless pathetic waste of space punishment dished out by the Dome pleasing fella. | |||
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"Can I take this opportunity to confess that I lied earlier on this thread? I am always up to no good. There are rumours that my knickers are welded on - untrue. Please can you select a feast of punishment for me? *prays to the devil for the punishment to be eye-watering* ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() of course you do thats the idea | |||
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"I just burped and didnt say excuse me ![]() i know but thats ok ill let you off this time ..... ![]() | |||
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"Angel me I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol Father PD, only takes one of us ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Angel me I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() i think in this case the sinner deserves everything he gets ....bless you ![]() | |||
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"Angel me I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I cannot argue wih a man of the cloth | |||
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"ok i confess to fantasising about fucking my mothers fella.. he's a dwarf which makes it a double sin.. its happened a few times now. ![]() definately two hours of serious humping a large vegetable freshly removed from a freezer... | |||
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"Angel me I aint sinned father honest halo still intact xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() raises two fingers in an eclesiastical fashion go and do fabs work this night | |||
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx ![]() ![]() and may I ask just who wiped you.....? ![]() | |||
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"bless me father for i have sinned and it was so fucking goooooooood haha" And you...oy.... you do not seem to be regretting a thing... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx ![]() ![]() ![]() The all knowing one known as polo xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"bless me father for i have sinned and it was so fucking goooooooood haha And you...oy.... you do not seem to be regretting a thing... ![]() ![]() ![]() i enjoy to sin and sin and sin again lol | |||
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"bless me father for i have sinned and it was so fucking goooooooood haha And you...oy.... you do not seem to be regretting a thing... ![]() ![]() ![]() and there was I thinking you had to have remorse before you could get absolution.... ![]() | |||
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx ![]() ![]() you'r hell is here on earth, may the lord be with you. ![]() | |||
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"bless me father for i have sinned and it was so fucking goooooooood haha And you...oy.... you do not seem to be regretting a thing... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() either that or a twisted mind haha ![]() | |||
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you for your understanding my friend xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx ![]() ![]() ![]() Dont you think you need him (LORD) a bit more than Soapy? ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() father i hear you sinned with two sisters of the cloth so will you confess confess you are a sinner ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() cough ...cough ...that was a misunderstanding my son and i recieved absolution from the heavenly administrator | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ha ha ha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() the halos coming off, and i'll be doing some serious sinning soon. | |||
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"My sins were wiped clean because of the cross i have ta bear father xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() bless you saucy you can have an "understanding" with the fab house of sin ...a small share of the spoils normally is sufficient bribe...errm contribution ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ffs soapy thats not a sin, thats nature. ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() lol not a sin soapy its chapter 14 versus 5 -7 in the good book of bonking | |||
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"I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please ![]() This aint fuckin Dallas ya know xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please ![]() I want to exercise too, please ![]() | |||
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"I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please ![]() I'll have to consult Cardinal Sin on the issue ....my bank details are in the post .... | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() Always had trouble gettin me head round this swinging malarkey xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() Oh Sopay... do tell.. I promise I will keep it a secret on here ![]() | |||
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"I would like to confess that I had a shower as mr fatty fat fat and when I came out of the shower I had become Dr Snog again. Can I have an exorcism please ![]() ![]() ![]() father he is a little horney devil becareful ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() trust me you do not need tuition brother ,,,or shall i send you for a refresher to the sisters at the nunnery in scotlad ...the holy order of screwers | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Ill be good xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The mother superior at the order of screwers tell s me she has a mop waiting for you ,and your cell is suitably freezing | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() blast, I had my habit at the ready | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I knows your bloody habits xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() all good ones!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I told you mother superior you can only twist his head around if he is with demon !! you can twist anything else to make him remember your teachings tho ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness ![]() ![]() | |||
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" I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness ![]() ![]() Love a career girl - go girl ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yes dear xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Forgive me PD as i have just sinned I have just had wicked thoughts about your OH xx ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Mother superior? That should be on the say something funny thread. | |||
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"I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness ![]() ![]() Superior to these mere men my child | |||
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"I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness ![]() ![]() If you say so dear xx ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Are we being a tad submissive this evening?;-)xx | |||
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"I think you will find I AM the Mother Superior of Scotlandshireness ![]() ![]() is that vanity Mother Superior of the order of screwers ....a bit of self flagellation required i think or maybe soapy will do it for you ![]() | |||
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"i'm still thinking about my confession and am struggling to think of any sins i may have committed...which is possibly a sin in itself" your such a dark horse i recon you keep em secret from yourself lol x | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You called my child | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() now why am I thinking pot and kettle here? ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Wrong quote... should have been more poacher and gamekeeper? ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nahh you can be the fab holy ghost ,,you pop up every where then disapear when you turn around ... | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh you noticed ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() lol well you have to you normally have something threatening in your hand lol | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've told you my ribbons are NOT threatening ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() they are part of the order of twirlers ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And you know I worship at the alter of twirling ![]() | |||
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"Step up and confess your sins for true salvation and absolution..... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() huh you shock me that you can say such a thing ...repent now sinner lol | |||
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