FabSwingers.com forum: What 3 items would you take in to space with you ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dear Friends Fabbers and Forumites

I hope you have had a glorious day, those jolly meteorologists chaps made a blunder, and in a good way. We were expecting rain and thunder of a biblical proportion. It’s been hot and sunny here , so keep it up lads.

Home from work we mowed the Lawn, or should I say I did pooch slumbered under a shay tree , pretending to read A Brief History of Time ( ok hands up who has actually finished that book?) .

Once the Lawn was mowed I popped my pooped body in to my glorious hammock

Oh my, what a momentous day for Astronaut Tim Peak. He is heading back to our little blue planet after six splendid months orbiting the earth. Our splendid British hero has walked about in space , sent countless brilliant messages back home, even ran the London Marathon.

Pooch and I have seen his little space station hurtle in the heavens above us on our nightly walks. Yes we did wave. We both felt the thrill of seeing the International Space Station slip seamlessly across the heavens .

Tim we salute you

And in honour of our bold explorer pooch and I have got our heads together while in our hammock and come up with this question for you chaps and chapesses.

If you were sent to live on a space station for three months and only allowed to bring three personal items with you, what would they be?

Have Fun chums

Keep It classy, just a tad sassy and never ever trashy

Taff and Pooch

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

Hubby plus 2 lucky guys off here. A girls gotta have fun whilst floating around in a tin can xxxxx

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my colouring stuff

All my books.

All the cake.

That's three things!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Pooch , you and a fire place.

Oh wait. That's what I want to do on our meet

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my colouring stuff

All my books.

All the cake.

That's three things!"

chuckle I guessed you might just take those items

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pooch , you and a fire place.

Oh wait. That's what I want to do on our meet

MrsSB

what a rather spiffing plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my colouring stuff

All my books.

All the cake.

That's three things!

chuckle I guessed you might just take those items

Does it still count as three items?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All my colouring stuff

All my books.

All the cake.

That's three things!

chuckle I guessed you might just take those items

Does it still count as three items?

Pooch says you can take as many things as you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water

Wet wipes

And a ticket home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Water

Wet wipes

And a ticket home

The home trip.is guaranteed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ads

Annabelle

Wet wipes

G x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet paper

Wet wipes

Hand soap.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Blimey Charlie our space station will be full of used wet wipes lol

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Are you lot going to space or a club?

MrsSB

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

iPad, beer, sexy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a long winded way of asking what three items would you take into space!

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

Two mucky women in stockings and stillettos.....and a big block of Lard .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone

Razor

Toothbrush and toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wig

heels

lippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a long winded way of asking what three items would you take into space!

What pooch and I beat around the bush and meander off on bizarre tangents when posting a thread ?

Which reminds me I saw the flying Scotsman today. What a superb sight to see it speeding along the North Wales line ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ads

Annabelle

Wet wipes

G x"

I need four!! I need a razor!! I can't possibly be up their that long and not shave my pins!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vim

Marshmallows

A penguin

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By *teveNW81Man
over a year ago

wigan

Flashlight, lube, butt plug lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a long winded way of asking what three items would you take into space!

What pooch and I beat around the bush and meander off on bizarre tangents when posting a thread ?

Which reminds me I saw the flying Scotsman today. What a superb sight to see it speeding along the North Wales line ,

Bet it was great to see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ads

Annabelle

Wet wipes

G x

I need four!! I need a razor!! I can't possibly be up their that long and not shave my pins!!!"

Ok chaps I have an ample supply of wet wipes and razors heading up to the international fab space station lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a long winded way of asking what three items would you take into space!

What pooch and I beat around the bush and meander off on bizarre tangents when posting a thread ?

Which reminds me I saw the flying Scotsman today. What a superb sight to see it speeding along the North Wales line ,

Bet it was great to see

I was in raptures as it puffed its way past

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vim

Marshmallows

A penguin"

I like your thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vim

Marshmallows

A penguin

I like your thinking

Ps emperor or rock hopper penguin?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do you think if there was a hole 1cm wide in the space station that Tim would get sucked out like the alien creature from the window in Alien 3 (I think) ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vim

Marshmallows

A penguin

I like your thinking

Ps emperor or rock hopper penguin?

Rock hopper

I like the leather jackets they have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It take a jigsaw of planet earth.....

ABBA Gold on cassette and some Kendal Mint Cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vim

Marshmallows

A penguin

I like your thinking

Ps emperor or rock hopper penguin?

Rock hopper

I like the leather jackets they have "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It take a jigsaw of planet earth.....

ABBA Gold on cassette and some Kendal Mint Cake

Scrummy Kendal mint cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first thing I thought of was frozen peas, just so I could set them free and watch them float around.

Perhaps I should get out more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It take a jigsaw of planet earth.....

ABBA Gold on cassette and some Kendal Mint Cake

Scrummy Kendal mint cake

Yep I know how to pack for a budget holiday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first thing I thought of was frozen peas, just so I could set them free and watch them float around.

Perhaps I should get out more"

I think its a jolly spiffing idea take malteasers and skittles too

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"What a long winded way of asking what three items would you take into space!

What pooch and I beat around the bush and meander off on bizarre tangents when posting a thread ?

Which reminds me I saw the flying Scotsman today. What a superb sight to see it speeding along the North Wales line ,

Oh we're desperate to see The Flying Scotsman & The Duchess of Sutherland - you have to keep a close eye on their timetables though!!

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

A rocket that would take me to Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ads

Annabelle

Wet wipes

G x

I need four!! I need a razor!! I can't possibly be up their that long and not shave my pins!!!"

Well if I'm coming up surely I get 3 things too?

Razors

Soap

And a pack of cards

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

Pooch (sorry Taff but don't be greedy)

ipad with an everlasting battery

Jake Gyllenhaal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The straw and string necklace, made my son.. Aged, 4- which I wore proudly during 3 weeks of jury service..

My brothers guitar pleck, hand made from a Costa Coffee loyalty card.

Pressed flowers, left on my pillow.. By someone, who I love beyond any planets in the universe.

M x

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Is there Wi-Fi? That is likely to have a strong bearing on my decision making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser."

Changed my mind about the moisturiser,I want Spock ears.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser.

Changed my mind about the moisturiser,I want Spock ears. "

Hahaha ..... I might have to put a grim reaper outfit on my list, as long as I'm not in space alone. Walking around in a grim reaper outfit on my own would just be weird

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser.

Changed my mind about the moisturiser,I want Spock ears. "

Ha ha your wish is granted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser.

Changed my mind about the moisturiser,I want Spock ears.

Hahaha ..... I might have to put a grim reaper outfit on my list, as long as I'm not in space alone. Walking around in a grim reaper outfit on my own would just be weird

Pooch will be up there as mission commander

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there Wi-Fi? That is likely to have a strong bearing on my decision making

There will be full communication to Fab HQ , a shed some where on Canvey island lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza

Single Malt (a good one)

Twister (be funny even having a go)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The straw and string necklace, made my son.. Aged, 4- which I wore proudly during 3 weeks of jury service..

My brothers guitar pleck, hand made from a Costa Coffee loyalty card.

Pressed flowers, left on my pillow.. By someone, who I love beyond any planets in the universe.

M x"

Awgosh blimey you made pooch and I.smile

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser.

Changed my mind about the moisturiser,I want Spock ears.

Hahaha ..... I might have to put a grim reaper outfit on my list, as long as I'm not in space alone. Walking around in a grim reaper outfit on my own would just be weird

Pooch will be up there as mission commander

I'd better bed pooch treats to the list then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser.

Changed my mind about the moisturiser,I want Spock ears.

Hahaha ..... I might have to put a grim reaper outfit on my list, as long as I'm not in space alone. Walking around in a grim reaper outfit on my own would just be weird

Pooch will be up there as mission commander

I'd better bed pooch treats to the list then"

oh that's pricked his ears up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The straw and string necklace, made my son.. Aged, 4- which I wore proudly during 3 weeks of jury service..

My brothers guitar pleck, hand made from a Costa Coffee loyalty card.

Pressed flowers, left on my pillow.. By someone, who I love beyond any planets in the universe.

M x

Awgosh blimey you made pooch and I.smile

Always a pleasure... Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A silver space suit.

An alien mask.

Moisturiser.

Changed my mind about the moisturiser,I want Spock ears.

Hahaha ..... I might have to put a grim reaper outfit on my list, as long as I'm not in space alone. Walking around in a grim reaper outfit on my own would just be weird

Pooch will be up there as mission commander

In that case I'll bring my puppy,he's a bit of a space cadet already

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

1) Laptop PC with built in high res webcam and unlimited data broadband connection.

2) Very willing, supple, exhibitionist woman.

3) Lots of lube!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New list:

My puppy.

Superman outfit for my puppy.

1000 doggy poop bags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon

Fuck loads of bacon

And a loaf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaceship

A book of how to fly it

Alien sex guide

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

Toothbrush,Razor and my third item would be either shaving foam or toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife.

Son.

Daughter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wife.

Son.

Daughter."

They aren't items

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E cig

Caffeine

Moby phone to access this site

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